FabSwingers.com forum: Do you go to church?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't have any religious beliefs.

Will i go to hell for my sins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any religious beliefs.

Will i go to hell for my sins

Allegedly, hell is more fun!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i can't go to heaven because i'm to bad for them and hell wont have me because they are affraid i will take over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh was in the church choir for years

Was starting a course ta join the clergy

Then looked at my life and my lifestyle even back then

And decided it was not for me lol (true story) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

onward Christain Soldiers.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol how'd u go to hell then? Think u'd just die then that's it so better make the most of this life

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

"I don't have any religious beliefs.

Will i go to hell for my sins

Isn't believing in hell a religious belief?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kates mom used to be a sniper in the Salvation Army,

She was an enforcer, who used to go around the pubs in Wolverhampton, extorting money in exchange for a copy of "War Cry".

The old girl then showed her full mercenary attitude by joining a local Baptist group, and now leads her own "crew".

But you know what? She makes the best cakes this side of the Rockies, and we love her to bits

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I religiously worship on my knees at the altar of Cock.

Will I go to Hell for that or still be in Heaven????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will go to cock heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went on xmas eve ,,, the cathedral of christ the king no less ,,, the achbishop holding mid nite mass ,,, i was in work , skiving ,,, had to run out when i got a fire activation at work ,,, only lasted 5 mins ,,, was quite embarrasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will go to cock heaven"

I went there last night

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I went again this moring, lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't place any faith in a religion that suggests sex is dirty. Fuck that!

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I religiously go to the church inn one's a week dose that count.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i go to church when my sins that iv thought about or commited become too heavy for me to carry around

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Yes I honestly do

But God loves a sinner

Not sure what sin I commit as a single lady tho

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By *ddiddyMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

ha ha i will be joining you in hell so lol wonder do they swing down there

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

only go for Hatches, Matches and Dispatches - been for a hatching today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every Sunday...

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"only go for Hatches, Matches and Dispatches - been for a hatching today

you got a grandbaby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to go to church ......to steal the holy water with my mate Margaret.... I never had a hat so we used to shove my head inside a baby's yellow hat with bobbles on ....

I still have no dress sense !

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"only go for Hatches, Matches and Dispatches - been for a hatching today

you got a grandbaby?"

how dare you it could be our own child pmsl

Actually we've got two

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"only go for Hatches, Matches and Dispatches - been for a hatching today

you got a grandbaby?

how dare you it could be our own child pmsl

Actually we've got two

most excellent

and what a gene pool to be in

gawgeousness personified

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"only go for Hatches, Matches and Dispatches - been for a hatching today

you got a grandbaby?

how dare you it could be our own child pmsl

Actually we've got two

most excellent

and what a gene pool to be in

gawgeousness personified"

awww thank you give ya a kiss next time we see you xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't place any faith in a religion that suggests sex is dirty. Fuck that!

Excellent, lol can i borrow that,

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"only go for Hatches, Matches and Dispatches - been for a hatching today

you got a grandbaby?

how dare you it could be our own child pmsl

Actually we've got two

most excellent

and what a gene pool to be in

gawgeousness personified

awww thank you give ya a kiss next time we see you xxxx"

swoons with excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you guys do realize that half the priests in the Catholic church or any other church for that matter, are way more kinky than we'll ever be! haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All you guys do realize that half the priests in the Catholic church or any other church for that matter, are way more kinky than we'll ever be! haha"

And what they get up to gets swept under the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im never out the place (church)

Im suprised i have time to get on the forums really

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"All you guys do realize that half the priests in the Catholic church or any other church for that matter, are way more kinky than we'll ever be! haha"
why do ya think i go!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well god loves a sinner, thats why they all join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you guys do realize that half the priests in the Catholic church or any other church for that matter, are way more kinky than we'll ever be! haha

And what they get up to gets swept under the carpet. "

My Father was a country Vicar and was a very pious religous man who tended to the needs of all in the village...He also ran the photography club and was always taking nudie piks of the female parisheners...Must take after him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he have a flowery dress too ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did he have a flowery dress too ???

And a flowery watering can...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any religious beliefs.

Will i go to hell for my sins

was once within spitting distance of being a methodist vicar.....truly!!!!...had gone thru all the application and interview process....had place offered at Bible College...all set to go....then got thrown outta my church

.... vicar called me a philistine, a spiritual gypsy and a heretic ...... so thought "f*ck it" and I went to the French/Swiss Alps and spent the time climbing instead...lololol

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By *ary and BejesusCouple
over a year ago

Ye Olde Stable

I go to church almost daily....the ladies in there bake the best cakes and make me a brew to keep me warm whilst Im working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you may all be suprised but there are quite a few couples on hear who are regulars in various churches

but everyone being diffrent is what keeps life intresting

and in this comunity acceptance of diffent views etc is good

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I like this quote by Nietzsche about religion:

"There is not enough love and kindness in the world to give any of it away to imaginary beings."

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

...and just to even things up, I like this one from Bill Hicks (of all people!):

"What do atheists scream when they cum?"

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