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Why older woman are best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the

night & ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman

does not care what you think.

An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A

younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the

older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets ... which is why

nature intended young guys to go out with older women and

young women to go out with older men.

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day

without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam

jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

An older woman is into free sex! An older woman is

almost always already attached to someone, so there`s no

need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last

thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny,

dependent lover!

Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you

that you are an asshole if you`re acting like one. A young

woman will say nothing, just in case it means you might break

up with her.

An older woman will never get pregnant and then

suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if

you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last

to know...

Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can`t

help you when your teeth get knocked out playing hockey.

An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She`s

using you.

Older women take charge of the situation. An older

woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger

woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call...

Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial

Pizza Hut Take out.

An older woman will introduce you to all of her

girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when

she`s with you, in case you get any ideas...

Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having

an affair, because somehow they always know.

Older women often own an interesting collection of

lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the

years. Young women often don`t wear underpants at all, thus

practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease.

Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a

screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a

public park.

Older women are experienced. They understand that

sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can`t get it up. A

younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.

An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best

years of her youth because chances are someone else has

stolen them first

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Right ok....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And its obviously American

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

They forgot to mention blow jobs without the false teeth in.

Gummy BJ FTW!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

American or not it is so true though

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

bring on the fun then cos i'm an older

lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"American or not it is so true though "

most of it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

bring on the fun then cos i'm an older

lady "
an a lovely cleaner at that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being in my twilight years I'm guessing I should agree with this...

Alas there's an awful lot of young sexy women out there.... Not all can be tarred with the same brush!

Just a thought what age is considered mature?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm not sure where to start on how much rubbish most of that actually it! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in my twilight years I'm guessing I should agree with this...

Alas there's an awful lot of young sexy women out there.... Not all can be tarred with the same brush!

Just a thought what age is considered mature?

"
think im past mature think im nearing fossil stage

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in my twilight years I'm guessing I should agree with this...

Alas there's an awful lot of young sexy women out there.... Not all can be tarred with the same brush!

Just a thought what age is considered mature?

think im past mature think im nearing fossil stage"

Come on fossil my friend ... Ring n rides beeping.. To take us back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in my twilight years I'm guessing I should agree with this...

Alas there's an awful lot of young sexy women out there.... Not all can be tarred with the same brush!

Just a thought what age is considered mature?

think im past mature think im nearing fossil stage

Come on fossil my friend ... Ring n rides beeping.. To take us back "
all aboard teradachtal airlines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in my twilight years I'm guessing I should agree with this...

Alas there's an awful lot of young sexy women out there.... Not all can be tarred with the same brush!

Just a thought what age is considered mature?

think im past mature think im nearing fossil stage

Come on fossil my friend ... Ring n rides beeping.. To take us back all aboard teradachtal airlines"

Erm excuse me are you calling me a teradachtal, oi oi haha some people sheesh now put your knashers in and be on your way! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being in my twilight years I'm guessing I should agree with this...

Alas there's an awful lot of young sexy women out there.... Not all can be tarred with the same brush!

Just a thought what age is considered mature?

think im past mature think im nearing fossil stage

Come on fossil my friend ... Ring n rides beeping.. To take us back all aboard teradachtal airlines

Erm excuse me are you calling me a teradachtal, oi oi haha some people sheesh now put your knashers in and be on your way! Ha

"
no you a much nicer bird

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Older than what/ who ????

I am older than you

I am older than most

I am old enough to know better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm only 28 n most of that list (the positive older women statements) applies to me so I mite as well retire now hey! FFS I'm guessing its clichés like this why most younger guys don't have much success in having fun with (hate this phrase) mature/old women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older than what/ who ????

I am older than you

I am older than most

I am old enough to know better"
we are all old enough to know better we just choose not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience women over 40 are much better in bed, more relaxed, more experienced and more willing to try new things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah..maybe.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Jeez, you couldn't make it up. Oh ! You did

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

The thing is older women are just like younger women only erm .....older.

This older woman lark is actually starting to sound patronising to me, it doesn't matter a shiny s***e what age a woman is as long as you find her attractive does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thing is older women are just like younger women only erm .....older.

This older woman lark is actually starting to sound patronising to me, it doesn't matter a shiny s***e what age a woman is as long as you find her attractive does it?"
that is true but i have always been attracted to mature ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"American or not it is so true though "

Only got about half way down.... What a lot of crap.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Dear OP.... thank you for posting a light-hearted thread, which I found amusing to read and whilst tittering a little I also found myself nodding in agreement at a few generalised truths.

Unfortunately you don't have tits, so it would be unwise to expect the same level of back patting and fawning a female poster may have received from other people.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

You pay your own dental plan ! actually most of that is rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear OP.... thank you for posting a light-hearted thread, which I found amusing to read and whilst tittering a little I also found myself nodding in agreement at a few generalised truths.

Unfortunately you don't have tits, so it would be unwise to expect the same level of back patting and fawning a female poster may have received from other people."

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