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You are the cake 🤣

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
6 days ago

All over

Dscribe yourself as one of your favourite cakes. I will start:

I am a red velvet cake made from a secret recipe and off to see a baker who wants to take a closer look and get to the bottom of it once and for all

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
6 days ago

SW1A1AA

Victoria sponge, maybe basic but everyone loves one as a backup

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By *onin25Man
6 days ago

Durham

I'm a strawberry vanilla cheesecake. I'm a bit soft and sweet with a very firm bottom thats good for biting into.

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple
6 days ago

The Ramtops

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
6 days ago

All over


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That cake disappeared so quickly, not a single slice left

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 days ago

(User no longer on site)

Sticky toffee pudding. I'm an Everton fan, I'm sweet and always sticky.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London

Dark chocolate cake with slices of milk chocolate, pistachios and almonds. Covered in chocolate sauce. Absolutely dripping. Too sweet for some. Too dark for others. An acquired taste and puts a smile on anyone's face who has a bite.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
6 days ago

All over

Not many cakes in tonight

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By *hinstrapMan
6 days ago

sheffield

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By *hinstrapMan
6 days ago

sheffield

Jam roly poly here. Old ISH. Quite dated. But sweet. Bit crusty but an old favourite. Quite a few people don't like me.

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By *ifeIsShort69Couple
6 days ago

ayrshire

Carrot cake for me coz ginger and nutty angel care for mr coz he is an angel and delish

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 days ago

Chester

I'm an upside down pineapple cake 😉

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
5 days ago

Lincolnshire

Old school cake because I'm old 😆

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By *hoenixxFeatherWoman
5 days ago

Teesside

Dark chocolate & raspberry torte, apparently. A captivating mix of depth and wit, with a perfect balance of sweetness and sharpness. Best savoured slowly.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville

I couldn’t decide between an angel food cake or a devil food cake. Then I thought of something fruity, rich and decedent?

I decided I was more like a funfetti cake. Light and floofy spongy layers with a sweet covering of gloop but with a lot or annoying bits that get stuck in your teeth 🤣🤣🤣

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm a urinal cake.

Always taking the piss.

😐

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By *irefly75Man
5 days ago

nearby

Spotted dick, its a classic and you can't miss it

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
5 days ago

Telford

I'm chocolate fudge cake.

Deeply decadent, cant have too much but satisfying when craved haha.

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
5 days ago

Sheffield

Definately a trifle

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By *carlettsWoman
5 days ago

Harpenden

Lemon cake, sweet and sassy

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By *ildbillkidMan
5 days ago

where the road goes on forever

Texas sheet cake, nothing fancy, single layer, vanilla frosting

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
5 days ago

Birmingham

Lemon drizzle.. sweet to some, sour to others but always light 🤗

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By *asquatch43Man
5 days ago

manchester

I’m a rock bun

Hard as hell

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By *ANiCURETV/TS
5 days ago

Winchester

Gateaux

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By *homas400Man
5 days ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

Welsh cake.

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster

Carrot cake,a little fruity,nutty,moist,sweet and creamyv

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By *etwife8230Couple
5 days ago

Newport

Apple Tart

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By *each needs some creamWoman
5 days ago

Ilfracombe

Rock cake

Because I misshapened and lumpy

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By *herry-blossomWoman
5 days ago

Stafford

Cherry bakewell, obviously!

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By *evilinDavina1Man
5 days ago

Bristol

Coffee cake as I'm powered by coffee

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor

Key lime cheesecake

First bite I am a cool and smooth, silky cheesecake with just enough sweetness to draw people in. Then the lime hits... bright, sharp, a little dangerous, sometimes bitter. Not overwhelming, just enough zestiness to keep anyone from getting too comfortable with me.

The crust holds everything together, sometimes it falls apart spectacularly.

When I can be bothered I get tarted up with big beautiful meringues on top.

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By *herrybakewellCouple
5 days ago

Staffordshire


"Cherry bakewell, obviously!"

You called?

Mrs

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By *lim_funMan
5 days ago

Hebden bridge

Chocolate coffee cake fudge.

Made up from soaking proper coffee (none of the cheap shit) over about a day.

Dripping in sauce.

You don't need much to hit your limit. Energetic and bad for you.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory

Coffee/walnut cake

Il keep you up all night and show you my love for nuts

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