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I will pay you to Cut my Toenails...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone offering cut my Toe Nails for me? I'm really busy today..

Just so you know my feet don't stink that bad and I don't have crusty or Dying Skin.

They are as smooth as my balls.

Nails aren't too shabby, just near the stage where they need clipping.

I Last done this about 6 months ago.

I'll accept any offers and again, my feet don't totally stink ...too badly.

Cheers

Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just grab my chainsaw and be there asap....

£50 should cover it ...is that OK with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just grab my chainsaw and be there asap....

£50 should cover it ...is that OK with you? "

Oh soxy you are brave

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I feel sick now I hate feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

£50 should cover it ...is that OK with you? "

Did you read my post?

...you would be prepared to do that fir £50?

I just asked myself to do it and tooknone look at my feet and said fuck off Ben.

Hence my post....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just grab my chainsaw and be there asap....

£50 should cover it ...is that OK with you?

Oh soxy you are brave "

I'm not really-really brave,,,,,

I have a mask and some thick rubber gloves....and I don't clean up any mess.. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toenails grow about 1- 1 1/2 mm per month so if its been 6 months that 6-9 mm overhanging your toes! Do you live in sandals if not how do you get your shoes on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

£50 should cover it ...is that OK with you?

Did you read my post?

...you would be prepared to do that fir £50?

I just asked myself to do it and tooknone look at my feet and said fuck off Ben.

Hence my post....

"

Hey,,,,Look if you don’t like the idea of me using my chainsaw on your toe nails……

I have a pair of industrial pliers that I can use to give you a longer lasting job….!.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toenails grow about 1- 1 1/2 mm per month so if its been 6 months that 6-9 mm overhanging your toes! Do you live in sandals if not how do you get your shoes on? "

I live in sandals.

Btw..that's a really fucking oddball statistic to know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always cut Mr's toenail's, fingernails and his hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sick now I hate feet "

Not keen on them either hate mine being touched

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I've got some sulfuric acid here, could use it to trim your nails and give your feet a bit of a clean at the same time. You'll have no foot odour problems by the time i finish

Shall we say £75

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Im with the 'I hate feet' brigade so not a cat in hells chance with me sorry

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I think I just vom'd a bit in my mouth.

Sorry but ewww feet and then you went on to start describing them. Sorry, couldn't even get past the 1st line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were last done 6 months ago!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*dons face protection and fires up the angle grinder*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I just vom'd a bit in my mouth.

Sorry but ewww feet and then you went on to start describing them. Sorry, couldn't even get past the 1st line "

What?...you thought I was serious?...

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