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"Can I have a gin and cherry tiger and vamps is causing trouble as always" Not a problem take a seat and I will be right over 🙂 | |||
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"A crushed ice margarita for me please (and no, that’s not a pizza.) Max" Max i have you covered, just give me one moment as they send fresh ice and not that frozen rubbish 😉 | |||
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"A crushed ice margarita for me please (and no, that’s not a pizza.) Max Max i have you covered, just give me one moment as they send fresh ice and not that frozen rubbish 😉 " One crushed ice margarita for you, Max — salted rim, proper lime kick, served icy enough to make your teeth question your life choices. | |||
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"Double Jagermeister and vanilla please barkeep " Not a problem good sir. | |||
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"Double Jack and Coke, please" I like your thinking jd and coming right up sir | |||
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"A nice cold glass of Pinot Grigio would be lovely, thanks xx 😘 " Definitely not a problem for you, please take a seat 😊 | |||
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"A nice cold glass of Pinot Grigio would be lovely, thanks xx 😘 Definitely not a problem for you, please take a seat 😊" Thank you xx 😘 | |||
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"Can I have change for the jukebox please oh and a pint of whatever is coldest and obviously one for yourself. " You’re speaking my language now 🍻 Right then—jukebox change coming up. Here’s a handful of coins for it… though if it starts playing sad 90s songs at 2am, I’m denying all involvement. And for you: one pint of whatever’s coldest on tap — we’re talking “fresh out the cellar, borderline arctic” cold. Probably a crisp lager or a proper chilled pilsner depending on what’s behaving itself tonight. As for me having one… I’ll take a non-alcoholic staff special—call it The Shift Manager: ice-cold ginger beer with lime. Keeps me sharp enough to deal with whatever chaos the jukebox summons. Now go on then… what are you putting on first? | |||
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"Where have you been 💔" My sexy couple 😍 Working hard and now im back. What would like to drink? And can we play pool again please 😉 | |||
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"Double Jack and Coke, please I like your thinking jd and coming right up sir" And followed by lots more please | |||
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"Double Jack and Coke, please I like your thinking jd and coming right up sir And followed by lots more please " Not a problem sir, I’ve but the bottle on the bar for you 😉 | |||
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"Can I have change for the jukebox please oh and a pint of whatever is coldest and obviously one for yourself. You’re speaking my language now 🍻 Right then—jukebox change coming up. Here’s a handful of coins for it… though if it starts playing sad 90s songs at 2am, I’m denying all involvement. And for you: one pint of whatever’s coldest on tap — we’re talking “fresh out the cellar, borderline arctic” cold. Probably a crisp lager or a proper chilled pilsner depending on what’s behaving itself tonight. As for me having one… I’ll take a non-alcoholic staff special—call it The Shift Manager: ice-cold ginger beer with lime. Keeps me sharp enough to deal with whatever chaos the jukebox summons. Now go on then… what are you putting on first?" That pint is going down nicely sir. I thank you. As it’s a guilty pleasures jukebox, first up is Rio by Duran Duran, followed by Brilliant Mind by Furniture. I’ve left a few credits in the jukebox for whoever comes in next. | |||
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"Double Jack and Coke, please I like your thinking jd and coming right up sir And followed by lots more please Not a problem sir, I’ve but the bottle on the bar for you 😉 " Perfect anyone joining me lol 😂 | |||
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"Hello and not into much drinking at the mo but as it's you barman and your great establishment, I will have a little paper plane or a boulevardier please. Thank you. " Great choice 🍸 I’ll get you a Boulevardier on the way — smooth, boozy, and a bit on the classy-dark side. If you change your mind later I can always switch you to a Paper Plane, no problem at all. And fair play on taking it easy tonight too. | |||
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"Where have you been 💔 My sexy couple 😍 Working hard and now im back. What would like to drink? And can we play pool again please 😉" I will have a sauvignon spritzer please, and have one for yourself. I'll set the balls up 😍 | |||
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"well i dont drink shorts,,, so it would a nice cold pint of san miguel please op" Coming right up good sir enjoy 😉 | |||
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"Oh god hit me with an Old Fashioned and some Spicy nuts, please." Ive got you please take a seat and coming right up 🙂 | |||
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"JD honey over ice please bartender....and one for yourself " Now thats a drink thank you good sir. | |||
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"White rum and lemonade in a gin bowl (filled to top) for the Lady, and a cold pint of Peroni please. " How else would it come? I will make it extra special for you both enjoy 😉 | |||
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"X 2 double vodkas please x" 2? You can have 4 on the house 🤫 | |||
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"Where have you been 💔 My sexy couple 😍 Working hard and now im back. What would like to drink? And can we play pool again please 😉 I will have a sauvignon spritzer please, and have one for yourself. I'll set the balls up 😍 " You always make me smile. Its definitely on the house | |||
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"Im the boring one. I dont drink. I'll have a mocktail please 😅" No boring ones allowed in here — only designated drivers of good vibes 😄🍹 Coming right up: Mocktail for you: I’ll do a Virgin Paper Plane — same citrusy zing and herbal depth, just without the kick. Think fresh lemon, a touch of orange bitterness, and a hint of spice so it still feels like you’re drinking something that knows what it’s doing. Or if you’d rather: Berry Spritz Mocktail – fizzy, light, a bit playful Cucumber & Lime Cooler – crisp, refreshing, very “I’ve got my life together” energy Ginger Mojito (no rum) – spicy, minty, proper lift And honestly? Around here, mocktails aren’t a downgrade — they’re just the “I’m still staying for the music and the chaos” option 🍸 | |||
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"Where have you been 💔 My sexy couple 😍 Working hard and now im back. What would like to drink? And can we play pool again please 😉 I will have a sauvignon spritzer please, and have one for yourself. I'll set the balls up 😍 You always make me smile. Its definitely on the house " You're too kind. You'll find us at the pool table 😘😍 | |||
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"X 2 double vodkas please x 2? You can have 4 on the house 🤫" Ohh you trying to get us tipsy | |||
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"Hello and not into much drinking at the mo but as it's you barman and your great establishment, I will have a little paper plane or a boulevardier please. Thank you. Great choice 🍸 I’ll get you a Boulevardier on the way — smooth, boozy, and a bit on the classy-dark side. If you change your mind later I can always switch you to a Paper Plane, no problem at all. And fair play on taking it easy tonight too." Thank you, much appreciated. Classy-dark side it is  | |||
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"Where have you been 💔 My sexy couple 😍 Working hard and now im back. What would like to drink? And can we play pool again please 😉 I will have a sauvignon spritzer please, and have one for yourself. I'll set the balls up 😍 You always make me smile. Its definitely on the house You're too kind. You'll find us at the pool table 😘😍" Don't you worry I've been waiting for this all week 😘 | |||
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"Where have you been 💔 My sexy couple 😍 Working hard and now im back. What would like to drink? And can we play pool again please 😉 I will have a sauvignon spritzer please, and have one for yourself. I'll set the balls up 😍 You always make me smile. Its definitely on the house You're too kind. You'll find us at the pool table 😘😍 Don't you worry I've been waiting for this all week 😘" Oh my 🫦  | |||
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"X 2 double vodkas please x 2? You can have 4 on the house 🤫 Ohh you trying to get us tipsy" Only the best for you two in here | |||
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"Hello and not into much drinking at the mo but as it's you barman and your great establishment, I will have a little paper plane or a boulevardier please. Thank you. Great choice 🍸 I’ll get you a Boulevardier on the way — smooth, boozy, and a bit on the classy-dark side. If you change your mind later I can always switch you to a Paper Plane, no problem at all. And fair play on taking it easy tonight too. Thank you, much appreciated. Classy-dark side it is "Not a problem my good sir | |||
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"Where have you been 💔 My sexy couple 😍 Working hard and now im back. What would like to drink? And can we play pool again please 😉 I will have a sauvignon spritzer please, and have one for yourself. I'll set the balls up 😍 You always make me smile. Its definitely on the house You're too kind. You'll find us at the pool table 😘😍 Don't you worry I've been waiting for this all week 😘 Oh my 🫦 "Now please bend over we want to see that sexy bum 😍😘 | |||
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"Where have you been 💔 My sexy couple 😍 Working hard and now im back. What would like to drink? And can we play pool again please 😉 I will have a sauvignon spritzer please, and have one for yourself. I'll set the balls up 😍 You always make me smile. Its definitely on the house You're too kind. You'll find us at the pool table 😘😍 Don't you worry I've been waiting for this all week 😘 Oh my 🫦
Now please bend over we want to see that sexy bum 😍😘"You're wish is my command bar tender 😘😘 | |||
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"A small large glass of red wine" Not a problem please take a seat 🙂 | |||
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"Is the football on in this bar… should I watch the England or Scotland game? Oi.. can you turn it on to the Wales game just for starters "We have a special room just for that my good sir, the key is on the bar | |||
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"Rum and please " Save some rum for me good sir and the woman 🤣 | |||
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"I’ll have a vodka with lemonade and a dash of apple juice!" Here you go with just a dash how you like it sir | |||
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"Rum and please Save some rum for me good sir and the woman 🤣" Okay okay water it down with some dark coloured carbonated fizzy drink that apparently I'm not allowed to say in here | |||
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"Can I have a raspberry absolute with raspberry lemonade please " You can have anything you like, have the first drink on the house ☺️ | |||
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"Rum and please Save some rum for me good sir and the woman 🤣 Okay okay water it down with some dark coloured carbonated fizzy drink that apparently I'm not allowed to say in here " Rum reserved behind the bar under strict supervision 🥃😎 In the meantime, here's a tall glass of that mysterious dark fizzy beverage we're apparently not allowed to mention. Completely legal, completely refreshing, and absolutely not the reason everyone's bouncing off the walls 😆 | |||
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"I'm being good and on Thatchers haze please "Please don't pretend to be good 🙂 Thatcher coming right up good sir | |||
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"Could I have a pink gin please "Hmmmm only if you play pool with us all? Kidding not a problem my lovely lady coming right up ☺️ | |||
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"Mr will have jd and Im boring can I have lemonade and lime please" Boring never, have fun and I will bring the drinks over ☺️ | |||
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"What does a girl have to do to get a drink here "So so sorry it definitely on the house I was hiding the sexy men ha! | |||
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"Oh I’ll happily play a game of pool but shall I leave the heels on? " Now thats a deal 👌 😍 would you like anything else 🤔 😏 | |||
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"Could I have an old fashioned si vous plait" Old Fashioned coming right up good sir. | |||
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"I see you’ve had a cheeky look at me privately barman "Well i don't want the riff-raff coming in do we?? | |||
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"No we don’t "Don't worry everyone so far is on the vip list. | |||
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"Can I trouble you for a long island iced tea please handsome? I'm pushing the boat out tonight 😘" I’d love to buy that drink for the gorgeous lady | |||
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"Can I trouble you for a long island iced tea please handsome? I'm pushing the boat out tonight 😘" Most certainly you can, im going to make it extra special and made with love. 😘 | |||
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"Make that two old fashioneds please" Two not a problem my good sir. | |||
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"If I said pool table to the F in the couple she knows EXACTLY what I mean! But it's been a long hard week so a large Pinot and a double really good malt please. " 😂 Say no more! The moment "pool table" gets mentioned, I can see the look already... After a long hard week, you've earned it. One large Pinot coming right up, and a double of the good malt — not the stuff we keep for emergencies, the really good stuff from the top shelf. 🥃🍷 Pull up a chair, put your feet up, and let's pretend Monday is somebody else's problem for a while. | |||
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"Can I trouble you for a long island iced tea please handsome? I'm pushing the boat out tonight 😘 I’d love to buy that drink for the gorgeous lady "First drink for the lovely _olvesxcouple. I hope you enjoy 😉 😊 | |||
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"Why is the rum under lock n key? " The rum's under lock and key because every time I leave it unattended, it mysteriously evaporates... and somehow the usual suspects all start looking far too cheerful. 🤔🥃 Purely a health and safety measure, you understand. We can't have the bar running out before the pirates, pool sharks, and professional storytellers have had their share! 😄 | |||
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"Can I trouble you for a long island iced tea please handsome? I'm pushing the boat out tonight 😘 I’d love to buy that drink for the gorgeous lady
First drink for the lovely _olvesxcouple.
I hope you enjoy 😉 😊 "Thank you. I can taste the love | |||
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"Can I trouble you for a long island iced tea please handsome? I'm pushing the boat out tonight 😘 I’d love to buy that drink for the gorgeous lady "Why thank you lovely. Cheers 🍹 | |||
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"Can I trouble you for a long island iced tea please handsome? I'm pushing the boat out tonight 😘 I’d love to buy that drink for the gorgeous lady
Why thank you lovely. Cheers 🍹"The pleasure is all mine | |||
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"X 2 double vodkas please x 2? You can have 4 on the house 🤫 Ohh you trying to get us tipsy Only the best for you two in here" Thankyou they went down nicely x | |||
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"Im the boring one. I dont drink. I'll have a mocktail please 😅 No boring ones allowed in here — only designated drivers of good vibes 😄🍹 Coming right up: Mocktail for you: I’ll do a Virgin Paper Plane — same citrusy zing and herbal depth, just without the kick. Think fresh lemon, a touch of orange bitterness, and a hint of spice so it still feels like you’re drinking something that knows what it’s doing. Or if you’d rather: Berry Spritz Mocktail – fizzy, light, a bit playful Cucumber & Lime Cooler – crisp, refreshing, very “I’ve got my life together” energy Ginger Mojito (no rum) – spicy, minty, proper lift And honestly? Around here, mocktails aren’t a downgrade — they’re just the “I’m still staying for the music and the chaos” option 🍸" They all sound delicious 😋 I'll try the virgin paper plane and the berry spritz please 😊 | |||
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"Pisco sour served on the pool table. " Most definitely coming over now😍 | |||
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"I’ll take a pint of Guinness with a packet of dry roasted please bar keep… let’s see who catches the eye tonight " Not a problem and please look around 🙂 | |||
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"X 2 double vodkas please x 2? You can have 4 on the house 🤫 Ohh you trying to get us tipsy Only the best for you two in here Thankyou they went down nicely x" Anything else 😊 | |||
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"Im the boring one. I dont drink. I'll have a mocktail please 😅 No boring ones allowed in here — only designated drivers of good vibes 😄🍹 Coming right up: Mocktail for you: I’ll do a Virgin Paper Plane — same citrusy zing and herbal depth, just without the kick. Think fresh lemon, a touch of orange bitterness, and a hint of spice so it still feels like you’re drinking something that knows what it’s doing. Or if you’d rather: Berry Spritz Mocktail – fizzy, light, a bit playful Cucumber & Lime Cooler – crisp, refreshing, very “I’ve got my life together” energy Ginger Mojito (no rum) – spicy, minty, proper lift And honestly? Around here, mocktails aren’t a downgrade — they’re just the “I’m still staying for the music and the chaos” option 🍸 They all sound delicious 😋 I'll try the virgin paper plane and the berry spritz please 😊" You can have anything you want 😉 | |||
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"After the shift I’m currently having, 12 cans of Stella please " How about a nice cold Stella first 🤔 😋 | |||
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"Just a cup of tea for me today, ta "Only Yorkshire tea?? | |||
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"Hi,I will keep it old school, just a light and bitter please. " No problem 😊 | |||
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"I fancy a cocktail please but not one with rum. Surprise me "A surprise cocktail? Excellent choice. 🍸 I've got just the thing: something chilled, slightly dangerous, and mixed with enough skill that you'll immediately ask for the recipe and I'll immediately refuse to give it to you. 😏 Slides mysterious cocktail across the bar. Give it a sip and tell me if you can identify all the ingredients. Nobody's managed it yet... | |||
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"Just a cup of tea for me today, ta
Only Yorkshire tea?? "As long as it doesn't taste like arse, it's all good | |||
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"X 2 double vodkas please x 2? You can have 4 on the house 🤫 Ohh you trying to get us tipsy Only the best for you two in here Thankyou they went down nicely x Anything else 😊" Some nuts would go down well 🤭 | |||
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"Just a cup of tea for me today, ta
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As long as it doesn't taste like arse, it's all good "Its the best bag you will ever have 😂🥰 | |||
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"X 2 double vodkas please x 2? You can have 4 on the house 🤫 Ohh you trying to get us tipsy Only the best for you two in here Thankyou they went down nicely x Anything else 😊 Some nuts would go down well 🤭" Just look around plenty of them in here 😊 | |||
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"Pint of leffe, pickled egg in a bag of crisps Saves me queuing at the bar and losing my seat for the football " No problem my good sir | |||
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"X 2 double vodkas please x 2? You can have 4 on the house 🤫 Ohh you trying to get us tipsy Only the best for you two in here Thankyou they went down nicely x Anything else 😊 Some nuts would go down well 🤭 Just look around plenty of them in here 😊" 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Just a cup of tea for me today, ta
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"Can you send a couple of drinks over to Leggy Sue and Out of the Blue please and stick some Slayer on the jukebox for the metal heads in the corner there. Oh and one in the till for yourself. " Absolutely! 🍻 A couple of drinks are on their way over to Leggy Sue and Out of the Blue, courtesy of your good self. The metal heads in the corner have just been treated to some Slayer on the jukebox, so if the headbanging starts rattling the optics behind the bar, we know who to blame. 🤘😆 And thank you kindly for the one in the till. It's much appreciated and will be invested wisely... probably in emergency rum security and jukebox maintenance. 🍺 | |||
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"Just a cup of tea for me today, ta
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Its the best bag you will ever have 😂🥰
I will have to take your word for that "Trust the bartender 🥰 | |||
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"Can I have a raspberry absolute with raspberry lemonade please You can have anything you like, have the first drink on the house ☺️" Well thank you and can I please have another one but a double this time x | |||
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"Takes a seat and cross my long legs waiting for that drink "Coming right up. Omg look at them legs 🤩😘 | |||
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"Can I have a raspberry absolute with raspberry lemonade please You can have anything you like, have the first drink on the house ☺️ Well thank you and can I please have another one but a double this time x" You can have double of anything 🥰 | |||
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"Two pints of larger and a packet of crisps, please!......😆😆" I loved that show. You can have them on the house! | |||
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"I fancy a cocktail please but not one with rum. Surprise me
A surprise cocktail? Excellent choice. 🍸
I've got just the thing: something chilled, slightly dangerous, and mixed with enough skill that you'll immediately ask for the recipe and I'll immediately refuse to give it to you. 😏
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Give it a sip and tell me if you can identify all the ingredients. Nobody's managed it yet..."Oh I’m not sure but I think I’ve just had a screaming orgasm | |||
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"I fancy a cocktail please but not one with rum. Surprise me
A surprise cocktail? Excellent choice. 🍸
I've got just the thing: something chilled, slightly dangerous, and mixed with enough skill that you'll immediately ask for the recipe and I'll immediately refuse to give it to you. 😏
Slides mysterious cocktail across the bar.
Give it a sip and tell me if you can identify all the ingredients. Nobody's managed it yet...
Oh I’m not sure but I think I’ve just had a screaming orgasm "Only the best for you in this bar lovely 😍 | |||
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"Have you got any snacks please bartender?" Of course! 😄 Let's see what's behind the bar... 🥜 Salted peanuts 🥔 Crisps in flavours ranging from "perfectly normal" to "who approved this?" 🧀 Cheese and onion rolls 🌭 Sausage rolls fresh from the warmer 🍕 Questionable bar pizza that's somehow always better after 9pm 🍫 A secret stash of chocolate that I'm definitely not supposed to be telling customers about Help yourself, but be quick with the sausage rolls—word gets around when they're fresh! 🍻 | |||
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"Have you got any snacks please bartender? Of course! 😄 Let's see what's behind the bar... 🥜 Salted peanuts 🥔 Crisps in flavours ranging from "perfectly normal" to "who approved this?" 🧀 Cheese and onion rolls 🌭 Sausage rolls fresh from the warmer 🍕 Questionable bar pizza that's somehow always better after 9pm 🍫 A secret stash of chocolate that I'm definitely not supposed to be telling customers about Help yourself, but be quick with the sausage rolls—word gets around when they're fresh! 🍻" This is the best bar ever! | |||
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"Have you got any snacks please bartender? Of course! 😄 Let's see what's behind the bar... 🥜 Salted peanuts 🥔 Crisps in flavours ranging from "perfectly normal" to "who approved this?" 🧀 Cheese and onion rolls 🌭 Sausage rolls fresh from the warmer 🍕 Questionable bar pizza that's somehow always better after 9pm 🍫 A secret stash of chocolate that I'm definitely not supposed to be telling customers about Help yourself, but be quick with the sausage rolls—word gets around when they're fresh! 🍻 This is the best bar ever!" Only the best for you lovely 😍 | |||
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