FabSwingers.com forum: You're a burglar

By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
6 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

But you only steal things to inconvenience the household.

What are you stealing?

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By *avexxMan
6 days ago

cheshire

phone charges

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By *layfullsamMan
6 days ago

Solihull

"But you only steal things to inconvenience the household.

What are you stealing?"

Every bit of important paperwork

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By *igBeardyDanMan
6 days ago

Bilston

Tv remote

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By *ccasionallyNaughtyWoman
6 days ago

Nearby

The WiFi box!

Ot the wheelie bins

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By *hat.coupleCouple
6 days ago

Kent

All the left shoes

Mrs x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
6 days ago

couple, us we him her.

Door Handles.

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By *ornucopiaMan
6 days ago

Bexley

Angle grinders, hammer drills and barbecues.

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By *oastal1968Man
6 days ago

London/Stafford

Ketchup

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By *layfullsamMan
6 days ago

Solihull

Their sex toys

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London

Kettle and microwave

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By *ornucopiaMan
6 days ago

Bexley

"Angle grinders, hammer drills and barbecues."

Oh, and their kid's footballs..

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By *entishFunCouple
6 days ago

Maidstone

Pillows

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By *layfullsamMan
6 days ago

Solihull

Pets

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By *WB85Man
6 days ago

Staffordshire

Wifi router.

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By *ydaz70Man
6 days ago

Rotherham /newquay

Had a friend that used to do this not as a inconvenience but as a reminder the amount of company pens he had very strange.

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By *zippyMan
6 days ago

Wexford

All the 13 Amp fuses, batteries and cheese.

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By *onin25Man
6 days ago

Durham

Teaspoons

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By *oy4women2Man
6 days ago

Biggleswade

All the copper and electric cables and boiler

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By *YDB75Man
6 days ago

East Yorks/ Castle Donnington

All the keys in the house

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By *layfullsamMan
6 days ago

Solihull

Medicines

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London

All the plugs and sockets.

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By *offiacoolWoman
6 days ago

Alsager

"Medicines "

That's not inconveniencing people, that could result in pain or serious health problems

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By *uninplymouthMan
6 days ago

Plymouth

Sofa cushions

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By *layfullsamMan
6 days ago

Solihull

"Medicines

That's not inconveniencing people, that could result in pain or serious health problems

Lmao as if it’s a real thread and actually going to happen 😂

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By *raphically RedCouple
6 days ago

Glasgow

Toilet roll

ROX

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By *heExcommMan
6 days ago

llantrisant

Most of your toilet paper so you're left two sheets

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 days ago

North West

"Teaspoons"

This happens all the time in our house. They’re called teenagers 🤬

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
6 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

The door handles

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By *ision21Man
6 days ago

Newcastle Under Lyme

The fridge.

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
6 days ago

Bot Farm

The boiler

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By *appyOldOneMan
6 days ago

West Midlands

Ovengloves

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By *actile TensionMan
6 days ago

Sussex

Light bulbs 💡

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By *ilversinMan
6 days ago

Waterford

Everyone's Clothes

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By *oastal1968Man
6 days ago

London/Stafford

"Medicines

That's not inconveniencing people, that could result in pain or serious health problems

Give it a rest! It's a bit of fun. If you can't join in, move on. 🙄

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By *layfullsamMan
6 days ago

Solihull

Their wife/girlfriend if she’s a hottie

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By *rchie300Man
6 days ago

Hamworthy

Toilet roll

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By *heJam84Man
6 days ago

Manchester

shoes, go out barefooted or stay in.

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By *ornucopiaMan
6 days ago

Bexley

"Medicines

That's not inconveniencing people, that could result in pain or serious health problems

Give it a rest! It's a bit of fun. If you can't join in, move on. 🙄"

True. This has been one of the most novel threads for a long time.

Even I couldn't ruin it!

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By *irthandgirthMan
6 days ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

One pin from every plug.

The spring from every remote that holds batteries in place.

Kettle lid

The bar for every door handle

The drawer from the washing machine

The grub screw that holds all the tap handles on.

Shower head/bath plug

The labels from all the spices in the kitchen.

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By *astManOnEarthMan
6 days ago

nowhere

The lightbulb from the fridge

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
6 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

All the shoelaces.

The remote controls.

The bottle and can openers.

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By *wcoMan
6 days ago

West Midlands

The stairs

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By *rWolf619Man
6 days ago

Derbyshire

Every controller and remote in the house. And all the batteries.

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By *inkShyWoman
6 days ago

near Windsor

The 3rd, 4th and 5th button on absolutely anything with buttons.

And every left sock.

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
6 days ago

Bot Farm

"All the shoelaces.

The remote controls.

The bottle and can openers."

You are an expert

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By *he MinionMan
6 days ago

Surrey

The duvets off the beds

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By *pthillMan
6 days ago

st shithole

Turd burglar ?

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By *aptivating24Man
6 days ago

castleford

The can opener

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By *etwife8230Couple
6 days ago

Newport

All the batteries

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By *igma GoatMan
6 days ago

London

Gosh I think you've all covered them all

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By *F25Man
6 days ago

kent

the air fryer tray

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By *rTopShagger6699Man
6 days ago

Gillingham

All the shoes

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By *007ManMan
6 days ago

Worthing

Milk

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
6 days ago

South Wales

Tea bags and coffee xx 😄

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
6 days ago

IPSWICH

All the fuses.

All the vowels from every keyboard.

All the forks from the cutlery drawer

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By *rispy KremeMan
6 days ago

wolves

Your internet router!

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By *tannersMan
6 days ago

stanley

Thickthighs butter

Cyprusdream’s short shorts

LancashireRedhead’s wool stock

All of Bella’s bras

Mr Amorous’s golf clubs

Mrs Wolves lipsticks ( all of them)

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
6 days ago

Hampshire

Kettle - years ago we had a break in at night. The dog disturbed them and we initially thought they'd got away without taking anything. Until breakfast the next morning that is... when we went to make a cuppa, and only the stand for the kettle was there! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *urry BlokeMan
6 days ago

The toilet

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By *ate2theparty808Man
6 days ago

Erdington

For the past 35 years I have been breaking into people’s homes and taking single socks out of washing machines and tumble dryers.

I have traveled the length and breadth of the country silently taking socks on an unparalleled crime spree.

In addition I have spent the last decade taking one piece of cutlery from dishwashers, go and check, I guarantee that you have an uneven amount of knives forks and spoons.

I feel so much better getting that off my chest

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By *witchalotMan
6 days ago

kinkyvil

The fuses out of all their plugs, mailing them back one fuse at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
6 days ago

"For the past 35 years I have been breaking into people’s homes and taking single socks out of washing machines and tumble dryers.

I have traveled the length and breadth of the country silently taking socks on an unparalleled crime spree.

In addition I have spent the last decade taking one piece of cutlery from dishwashers, go and check, I guarantee that you have an uneven amount of knives forks and spoons.

I feel so much better getting that off my chest"

Pure evil

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By *offiacoolWoman
6 days ago

Alsager

"Medicines

That's not inconveniencing people, that could result in pain or serious health problems

Give it a rest! It's a bit of fun. If you can't join in, move on. 🙄"

So you didn'tjoin in with the 'fun'...green arrow to stories and fantasies....

OP, why are you using porn pictures from various porn sites? Have you heard of Google search?

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
6 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

OP, why are you using porn pictures from various porn sites? Have you heard of Google search?"

Me?

They're not

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By *offiacoolWoman
6 days ago

Alsager

OP, why are you using porn pictures from various porn sites? Have you heard of Google search?

Me?

They're not"

Nooooo, not you. The poster that criticized my post.

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
6 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

OP, why are you using porn pictures from various porn sites? Have you heard of Google search?

Me?

They're not

Nooooo, not you. The poster that criticized my post."

Ahh ok

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By *igjonny090Man
6 days ago

blackpool and Manchester

There’s some good ones on here already but I’d be petty and steal just one shoe from each pair, the batteries out of the remotes, unscrew the bulbs in the lights enough so they don’t work but not enough to appear out

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
6 days ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

All the loo roll except the last square.

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By *laytime_13Woman
5 days ago

Lincs

"Tv remote "

I had a psycho ex do this once.

I can confirm it was very inconvenient, though it did highlight how nuts he was and secure his swift departure from my life!

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By *ora_and_her_ExplorerCouple
5 days ago

Yorkshire

Insoles from every pair of shoes. But only the left one

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By *uzyjonesxTV/TS
5 days ago

Wolverhampton

Take all the fuses out of the plugs

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By *BW_BiWoman
5 days ago

BIRMINGHAM

Shoelaces to one of the shoes

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By *irefly75Man
5 days ago

nearby

Sugar, milk and butter x

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By *hinstrapMan
5 days ago

sheffield

The glass plate out of the micro wave.

The bulb from in the fridge.

Or just the front door

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By *uliette500Woman
5 days ago

Hull

All the fuses from their plugs.

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By *ora_and_her_ExplorerCouple
5 days ago

Yorkshire

The little adjustable feet that level the washing machine. But just one of them

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
5 days ago

Central

Fuses

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By *hinstrapMan
5 days ago

sheffield

"The little adjustable feet that level the washing machine. But just one of them"

Ooooo your brutal

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By *ino200Man
5 days ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

"But you only steal things to inconvenience the household.

What are you stealing?"
your dildos

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
5 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"But you only steal things to inconvenience the household.

What are you stealing?your dildos

You'd need a big bag

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By *ino200Man
5 days ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

"But you only steal things to inconvenience the household.

What are you stealing?your dildos

You'd need a big bag

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lol i'm a burglar i've got a van

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By *ora_and_her_ExplorerCouple
5 days ago

Yorkshire

"The little adjustable feet that level the washing machine. But just one of them

Ooooo your brutal"

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"All the shoelaces.

The remote controls.

The bottle and can openers.

You are an expert "

Not my first rodeo. 😜

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By *ora_and_her_ExplorerCouple
5 days ago

Yorkshire

"The little adjustable feet that level the washing machine. But just one of them

Ooooo your brutal"

We’re also local, so make sure to keep an eye on that washing machine

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