FabSwingers.com forum: If the person above did a crime what would it be?

By *ullrun OP Man
6 days ago

Bradford

I would do no such

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By *lim_funMan
6 days ago

Hebden bridge

3rd degree carpet burns

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By *ullrun OP Man
6 days ago

Bradford

"3rd degree carpet burns"
😭😭😭😭 fair enough

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By *ampireWolvesMan
6 days ago

Essex

"3rd degree carpet burns 😭😭😭😭 fair enough"

Breaking all the china in the shop

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By *outhLondonSmileMan
6 days ago

London

Impersonating a washboard

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By *Effy-Woman
6 days ago

Scotland

He got caught in his back garden rubbing mud all over his naked body, shouting "I'm a slug"

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By *icouple24Couple
6 days ago

north west and Belfast

[Removed by poster at 06/06/26 01:06:32]

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By *icouple24Couple
6 days ago

north west and Belfast

"He got caught in his back garden rubbing mud all over his naked body, shouting "I'm a slug" "

Sniffing underwear with intend to shag

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By *lim_funMan
6 days ago

Hebden bridge

Many woman like a hairy guy, I have about 10 hairs on my chest and can't grow lamb chops. Kinda jealous

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By *ullrun OP Man
6 days ago

Bradford

"Many woman like a hairy guy, I have about 10 hairs on my chest and can't grow lamb chops. Kinda jealous"
. Thank u and some women enjoy hairless guys I hope u find the one

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By *lim_funMan
6 days ago

Hebden bridge

"He got caught in his back garden rubbing mud all over his naked body, shouting "I'm a slug" "
😂

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By *ullrun OP Man
6 days ago

Bradford

Caught dogging in broad daylight

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By *lim_funMan
6 days ago

Hebden bridge

"He got caught in his back garden rubbing mud all over his naked body, shouting "I'm a slug" "

Aphxiation, defence claimed the victim slipped but didn't want to move

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By *etro888Man
6 days ago

Glasgow

I’m no snitch. I’d never grass him in about what he does with gas masks and badgers.

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By *ampireWolvesMan
6 days ago

Essex

"I’m no snitch. I’d never grass him in about what he does with gas masks and badgers. "

He’s gone too retro! He’s wearing bell bottoms ! Fashion police! Arrest this man!!!!

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By *quirrel!Man
6 days ago

Wirral

Theft of a Yorkie from the 24hr ASDA!

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By *D666KellyTV/TS
6 days ago

drogheda

"Theft of a Yorkie from the 24hr ASDA! "

Stole a motorbike

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By *lim_funMan
6 days ago

Hebden bridge

"Theft of a Yorkie from the 24hr ASDA!

Stole a motorbike"

Stole a bicycle, persute lasted several hours as clothes were like lycra

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By (user no longer on site)
6 days ago

Forged a driving licence

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By *b40Man
6 days ago

lisburn

"Forged a driving licence"

Stole all the good looks when born

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By *otyouraverage1Man
6 days ago

enfield

I'd say g.b.h lol

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By *ullrun OP Man
6 days ago

Bradford

Stole a goldfish

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
6 days ago

the big city

Arrested for flashing his sock to the sheep

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By *amCutMan
6 days ago

east Midlands

🤣🤣

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
6 days ago

Stratford upon Avon

Asking for directions with his cock poking out from under a map

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By *carlettsWoman
6 days ago

Harpenden

"Asking for directions with his cock poking out from under a map"

Stealing bottles of alcohol

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
6 days ago

Stratford upon Avon

"Asking for directions with his cock poking out from under a map

Stealing bottles of alcohol"

Lol you know me then haha

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
6 days ago

the big city

Detained for concealing items in that 🔥 pussy

Very tasty

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By *enuine_J87Man
6 days ago

Eastleigh

"Detained for concealing items in that 🔥 pussy

Very tasty "

Caught fucking each other in a public place

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"Detained for concealing items in that 🔥 pussy

Very tasty "

Swinging through all the vines smacking monkeys arses.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

Crumpet Castle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"Detained for concealing items in that 🔥 pussy

Very tasty

Caught fucking each other in a public place"

Upskirting with a water squirting camera!

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By *lim_funMan
6 days ago

Hebden bridge

"Detained for concealing items in that 🔥 pussy

Very tasty

Swinging through all the vines smacking monkeys arses."

Undercooked crumpets, surely is criminal.

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By *avexxMan
6 days ago

cheshire

breaking into durex machine

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By *onin25Man
6 days ago

Durham

Loitering at the bar with intent

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By *arco_pMan
6 days ago

Hednesford

Breaking the mirror and not replacing it

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
6 days ago

Lancaster

Midweek flooding

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By *actile TensionMan
6 days ago

Sussex

Harbouring a renegade

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By *asterdiverMan
6 days ago

St Athan

Sodomy ....... Again ffs

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By *nblueMan
6 days ago

manchester

Stealing guy ropes

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By *anowar777Man
6 days ago

Stevenage

Not showing his cock

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By *evilinDavina1Man
6 days ago

Bristol

As all the pics are cock pics I'm guessing indecent exposure

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By *arco_pMan
6 days ago

Hednesford

"Midweek flooding "

Darn it you found me out

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"As all the pics are cock pics I'm guessing indecent exposure "

Pissing over the Dandelions with his burdcock after pints of Burdock

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By *b40Man
6 days ago

lisburn

"As all the pics are cock pics I'm guessing indecent exposure

Pissing over the Dandelions with his burdcock after pints of Burdock"

Wouldn’t matter this lady is very private would never get caught , no mission impossible 🙅🏼

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