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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've turned on who's near app.

I'm entering a supermarket.

I'm wearing a t-shirt with the letters fab on it....not necessarily in that order.

Need someone to be on standby as a reactionary force.

I'm a little scared.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I could help but I'd need to borrow Funky's time machine and I don't know that I have enough glitter to pay... I think I may have to offer sexual favours...

If I come to your rescue, what are you going to do for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm busy trying to work out what you t-shirt stands for

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

ok ..so as I meander down the freezer isle am I looking for someone with 'baf' on their T shirt ?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


" I've turned on who's near app.

I'm entering a supermarket.

I'm wearing a t-shirt with the letters fab on it....not necessarily in that order.

Need someone to be on standby as a reactionary force.

I'm a little scared. "

Enter the fresh fruit and veg aisle at your peril. (or at least visit the medicinal aisle and put lube in your trolley first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All clear so far, no angry forumites or fake profiles in veg aisle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aawww I want to hear of some action,anyone looking at their mobile while caressing a cucumber right now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the fresh fish aisle....don't know why but one of my senses suggests I'm being followed. Backup do you copy ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I could help but I'd need to borrow Funky's time machine and I don't know that I have enough glitter to pay... I think I may have to offer sexual favours...

If I come to your rescue, what are you going to do for me? "

If you're borrowing it you better clean it this time. There were some very suspect stains on my chaise longue the last time and Soxy said he didn't make them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok ..so as I meander down the freezer isle am I looking for someone with 'baf' on their T shirt ?"

It says north face....the e looks like a b

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could help but I'd need to borrow Funky's time machine and I don't know that I have enough glitter to pay... I think I may have to offer sexual favours...

If I come to your rescue, what are you going to do for me? "

For you...I was thinking to you...though the mind boggles as I hold 2 garlic bulbs

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I could help but I'd need to borrow Funky's time machine and I don't know that I have enough glitter to pay... I think I may have to offer sexual favours...

If I come to your rescue, what are you going to do for me?

If you're borrowing it you better clean it this time. There were some very suspect stains on my chaise longue the last time and Soxy said he didn't make them. "

You were there last time I used it... you forgot already didn't you? You were giving me a run through on the manual and you dribbled!! Don't be blaming me for you not being able to control yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mission complete. Powering off who's near.

I can confirm no sign of intelligent life. Stand down everyone.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I could help but I'd need to borrow Funky's time machine and I don't know that I have enough glitter to pay... I think I may have to offer sexual favours...

If I come to your rescue, what are you going to do for me?

For you...I was thinking to you...though the mind boggles as I hold 2 garlic bulbs "

I'm not sure they'd both fit at the same time...

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