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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi All, I'm fairly new here, been here about 2 weeks now and I was wondering about a few things

1. Do women really get hundreds of messages a day? Surely when they first start their profile they'll get a lot but surely it dies down after a week or so

2. Also, why do a lot of single women say they will only meet with their husband or boyfriend present, surely there not single in that case

3. Guys, lynx cans and sky remotes? Why not use a tape measure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi All, I'm fairly new here, been here about 2 weeks now and I was wondering about a few things

1. Do women really get hundreds of messages a day? Surely when they first start their profile they'll get a lot but surely it dies down after a week or so

2. Also, why do a lot of single women say they will only meet with their husband or boyfriend present, surely there not single in that case

3. Guys, lynx cans and sky remotes? Why not use a tape measure?"

1. Hundreds is an exaggeration although if you change or put up new public pictures you can expect upwards of 50 if you stop on a couple of hours.

2. Its a single female profile not necessarily a single female as many couples have only one half who wants to play.

Why do they say only if XXX is there? Well safety is paramount don't you think so its an obvious answer.

3. Many men only have a lynx can at hand. To go out to the tool shed with a hadron might get complaints from the neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To go out to the tool shed with a hadron might get complaints from the neighbours.

"

I bet it bloody would- Hadron Colliders are rather big and very heavy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Hi All, I'm fairly new here, been here about 2 weeks now and I was wondering about a few things

1. Do women really get hundreds of messages a day? Surely when they first start their profile they'll get a lot but surely it dies down after a week or so

2. Also, why do a lot of single women say they will only meet with their husband or boyfriend present, surely there not single in that case

3. Guys, lynx cans and sky remotes? Why not use a tape measure?"

trust me when my patented tape measure comes out that shows 1.5" to every real 1" then everyone will use a tape measure

this time next year i will be a millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to fabs

Single women profiles, that state they only play with someone else present, report, admin will change them.

Tape measure?? Think I will start selling novelty one's that make the man look more generous

You'll see it all here and feel free to share your moans and groans with us, everyone does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SAM, gerrrroooffff that's my idea,

Oh ok sexy I guess we can share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi All, I'm fairly new here, been here about 2 weeks now and I was wondering about a few things

1. Do women really get hundreds of messages a day? Surely when they first start their profile they'll get a lot but surely it dies down after a week or so

2. Also, why do a lot of single women say they will only meet with their husband or boyfriend present, surely there not single in that case

3. Guys, lynx cans and sky remotes? Why not use a tape measure?"

1. Yes, some do. They are often the ones who moan about all the messages, but are also the ones who don't set their message filters properly, or their age range and secretly love all the attention.... (retires to bunker with tin hat!!!!)

2. Some (possibly the majority) due to basic personal safety, but others because the fem is exhibitionist/male is voyeur, etc, etc. Different strokes for different folks...

3. Why use anything? Anything that you do use to justify your manhood visually will leave you open to, er, ... 'comment' shall we say. Recently, the Lynx one has been dissed as it turns out the target market for Lynx's advertising is... 16-24yr olds....

ted.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"To go out to the tool shed with a hadron might get complaints from the neighbours.

I bet it bloody would- Hadron Colliders are rather big and very heavy "

Wittiest response to a typo I've read in a while!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hi All, I'm fairly new here, been here about 2 weeks now and I was wondering about a few things

1. Do women really get hundreds of messages a day? Surely when they first start their profile they'll get a lot but surely it dies down after a week or so

2. Also, why do a lot of single women say they will only meet with their husband or boyfriend present, surely there not single in that case

3. Guys, lynx cans and sky remotes? Why not use a tape measure?

1. Yes, some do. They are often the ones who moan about all the messages, but are also the ones who don't set their message filters properly, or their age range and secretly love all the attention.... (retires to bunker with tin hat!!!!)

2. Some (possibly the majority) due to basic personal safety, but others because the fem is exhibitionist/male is voyeur, etc, etc. Different strokes for different folks...

3. Why use anything? Anything that you do use to justify your manhood visually will leave you open to, er, ... 'comment' shall we say. Recently, the Lynx one has been dissed as it turns out the target market for Lynx's advertising is... 16-24yr olds....

ted."

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


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3. Guys, lynx cans and sky remotes? Why not use a tape measure?"

I use a matchstick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some good answers, still don't fully understand why single women take someone with them. If there's 2 of you, that means your a couple.

I'm sure men on here are just as guilty. But some women on here need to stop with the close up private shots. Some fannys I've seen look like Joe pesci at the end of casino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Yes they can, and the attention can be prolonged if they upload new photos from time to time.

2. Not applicable as I am genuinely single.

3. It's all relative. I know how big a Coke can is, and the span of my right hand is 20cm.

Etc. etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re: Profile pics, each to their own, just like other aspects of the swinging lifestyle, and life in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some good answers, still don't fully understand why single women take someone with them. If there's 2 of you, that means your a couple.

I'm sure men on here are just as guilty. But some women on here need to stop with the close up private shots. Some fannys I've seen look like Joe pesci at the end of casino"

Again if you come across a 'single woman' profile that states they bring hubby/boyf/fb or whoever along report it to admin and admin will change it to a couples profile

Lovely comment at the end, if you do not want to see it dont look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure men on here are just as guilty. But some women on here need to stop with the close up private shots. Some fannys I've seen look like Joe pesci at the end of casino"

That beats my usual comparison - '... look like a bad day on he Somme'.... ya need to know yer WW1 history to get that one.....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm some women may get hundreds a day - I can safely say I only ever got that when I was new on here

A lot of people stretch the true sometimes

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


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A lot of people stretch the true sometimes

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Now that I don't believe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have public pics you can expect lots of mail and yes it does die down but can still be quite a few...think i had about 25 off new people yesterday.

And because some couples find it easier to get meets on single profiles and are full of shite.

The linx can and sky remote thing is a fab thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A lot of people stretch the true sometimes

Now that I don't believe! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point one - it can happen yes ....... if you are a daft silly bint in the forums then u get lots of mail ........... the point has been proved to people ........ but its all fun - thank god I am a site supporter else I would run out of being able to reply to messages every day

and I have forgotten wot the other points were sorry ......

but welcome to the forums

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