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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Little game to keep me occupied at work. Ask a stupid question to the person below. The person below answers it and asks another.

So, I'll start

Have you ever accidentally masturbated to an old photo of a family member?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little game to keep me occupied at work. Ask a stupid question to the person below. The person below answers it and asks another.

So, I'll start

Have you ever accidentally masturbated to an old photo of a family member?"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever pee'd yourself in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a small child has anyone done it on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever pee'd yourself in public"

No but my mum once did it was hilarious im crying laughing now thinking about it...I was sworn to secrecy she was so upset

Are you m&s innocent knickers still innocent?

And how did i get a big bird shit on my back door when there is a ledge above it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever pee'd yourself in public

No but my mum once did it was hilarious im crying laughing now thinking about it...I was sworn to secrecy she was so upset

Are you m&s innocent knickers still innocent?

And how did i get a big bird shit on my back door when there is a ledge above it?"

you were dive bombed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever pee'd yourself in public

No but my mum once did it was hilarious im crying laughing now thinking about it...I was sworn to secrecy she was so upset

Are you m&s innocent knickers still innocent?

And how did i get a big bird shit on my back door when there is a ledge above it?

you were dive bombed

"

Im thinking so by fucking big bird....i was not impressed cleaning it at 7 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever pee'd yourself in public

No but my mum once did it was hilarious im crying laughing now thinking about it...I was sworn to secrecy she was so upset

Are you m&s innocent knickers still innocent?

And how did i get a big bird shit on my back door when there is a ledge above it?

you were dive bombed

Im thinking so by fucking big bird....i was not impressed cleaning it at 7 am"

did you wear marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is it when you need the bathroom urgently someone always nips in first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever pee'd yourself in public

No but my mum once did it was hilarious im crying laughing now thinking about it...I was sworn to secrecy she was so upset

Are you m&s innocent knickers still innocent?

And how did i get a big bird shit on my back door when there is a ledge above it?

you were dive bombed

Im thinking so by fucking big bird....i was not impressed cleaning it at 7 am

did you wear marigolds "

of course

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

have you ever inseted anything into yourself?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/06/13 09:40:58]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"have you ever inserted anything into yourself? "

Yes, food, i insert into my mouth to eat it

Have you ever had a pokey bum wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have you ever inserted anything into yourself?

Yes, food, i insert into my mouth to eat it

Have you ever had a pokey bum wank? "

I thought about it but then bus driver turned around and said she couldn't drive whilst I poked her.

Have you ever found everyday objects sexually arousing ? Melons, cucumbers, yoghurt pots ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"have you ever inserted anything into yourself?

Yes, food, i insert into my mouth to eat it

Have you ever had a pokey bum wank?

I thought about it but then bus driver turned around and said she couldn't drive whilst I poked her.

Have you ever found everyday objects sexually arousing ? Melons, cucumbers, yoghurt pots ? "

I seem to get aroused around my laptop when porn is playing

Do you think you will ever get too old for monster munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have you ever inserted anything into yourself?

Yes, food, i insert into my mouth to eat it

Have you ever had a pokey bum wank?

I thought about it but then bus driver turned around and said she couldn't drive whilst I poked her.

Have you ever found everyday objects sexually arousing ? Melons, cucumbers, yoghurt pots ? "

Yes Shoes...

Have you ever left a shop without paying for your goods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you ever had a encounter in a burger king or mcdonalds ? then walked out with ya tango and thought wahoo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little game to keep me occupied at work. Ask a stupid question to the person below. The person below answers it and asks another.

So, I'll start

Have you ever accidentally masturbated to an old photo of a family member?

No "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have you ever inserted anything into yourself?

Yes, food, i insert into my mouth to eat it

Have you ever had a pokey bum wank?

I thought about it but then bus driver turned around and said she couldn't drive whilst I poked her.

Have you ever found everyday objects sexually arousing ? Melons, cucumbers, yoghurt pots ?

Yes Shoes...

Have you ever left a shop without paying for your goods?"

Yes its my regular keep fit regime, though still haven't mastered the sprint with the 50inch plasma.

Have you ever accidentally masturbated over the shoulder of someone reading financial times on the train ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


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Have you ever accidentally masturbated over the shoulder of someone reading financial times on the train ? "

Not accidentally.

Have you ever licked a frozen metal lamp post ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you ever accidentally masturbated over the shoulder of someone reading financial times on the train ?

Not accidentally.

Have you ever licked a frozen metal lamp post ? "

No but in this heat I might.

Have you ever called out the wrong name in the throws of passion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you ever accidentally masturbated over the shoulder of someone reading financial times on the train ?

Not accidentally.

Have you ever licked a frozen metal lamp post ?

No but in this heat I might.

Have you ever called out the wrong name in the throws of passion?"

Yes! But it was dark and there was more than two of us in the bed!

Have you ever googled yourself?

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Nope i dont think id find anything exciting so no point....

How did you get into the swinging lifestyle??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope i dont think id find anything exciting so no point....

How did you get into the swinging lifestyle??"

I haven't yet. No one messages me back

ever been involved in a mars bar party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm no

Have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a mars bar party

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