FabSwingers.com forum: Hornometer

By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
1 week ago

funky town

Roll up roll up.

Were are you at right now?

10 being i could snail trail all over his chest or i could stick my willy in an apple pie.

Or 1 being i would rather go to sleep or eat something.

Im sitting at a 5 tonight like should i go to bed or should i commit to the cause and wank it up to a 6 and go for it

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By *emptme1993Man
1 week ago

manchester

Around a 6 for me id say at the moment

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London

1. Very sleepy. Heading to bed soon.

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By *acc-guyMan
1 week ago

macclesfield

"Roll up roll up.

Were are you at right now?

10 being i could snail trail all over his chest or i could stick my willy in an apple pie.

Or 1 being i would rather go to sleep or eat something.

Im sitting at a 5 tonight like should i go to bed or should i commit to the cause and wank it up to a 6 and go for it

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By *iscreetly121Man
1 week ago

Paisley

I'm probably a 6 at the moment

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1 week ago

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By *actile TensionMan
1 week ago

Sussex

Off to bed 😘

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By *mf123Man
1 week ago

with one foot out the door

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

My response is in another thread 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
1 week ago

funky town

"My response is in another thread 🤣🤣🤣"

Oh i bet that livened it up 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
1 week ago

Bristol

Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...

But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

"My response is in another thread 🤣🤣🤣

Oh i bet that livened it up 🤣🤣🤣"

Was probably about how to improve a profile and I came in stating super horny 🤣🤣

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By *histle79Man
1 week ago

Guildford

I’m a solid 7 right now… getting hard but it’s still in my pants

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...

But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank"

Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣

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By *Effy-Woman
1 week ago

Scotland

Umm, like a 7.5. I'm too lazy to do anything about it though.

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

Fyi anything over 6.75 means it outweighs being lazy to not do something about it! 😂😂

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By *ound1Man
1 week ago

Blackpool

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By *Effy-Woman
1 week ago

Scotland

"Fyi anything over 6.75 means it outweighs being lazy to not do something about it! 😂😂"

I'm good at pretending it's not there.

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By *025IncomingMan
1 week ago

Co.Antrim

I'm always around the 7/8 mark on average daily, but right now it's probably higher as I need a good sleep and nothing better makes you sleep sound

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

"Fyi anything over 6.75 means it outweighs being lazy to not do something about it! 😂😂

I'm good at pretending it's not there."

So words… dooooo it! 😂😂

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
1 week ago

Bristol

Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...

But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank

Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣"

That's even worse.

Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
1 week ago

funky town

"I'm always around the 7/8 mark on average daily, but right now it's probably higher as I need a good sleep and nothing better makes you sleep sound

Oh i agree with this. I love a good lady wank to send me to sleep

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...

But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank

Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣

That's even worse.

Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂"

Snap your fingers. If they are not wank worthy. Slap 😂😂. Two interactions. Snap and slap ! 🤣🤣

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By *FNMLMCMan
1 week ago

Sunderland

Definitely a 10…. Looking at your profile has given me a raging hard on

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By *allMeDanaCouple
1 week ago

Dublin

"Roll up roll up.

Were are you at right now?

10 being i could snail trail all over his chest or i could stick my willy in an apple pie.

Or 1 being i would rather go to sleep or eat something.

Im sitting at a 5 tonight like should i go to bed or should i commit to the cause and wank it up to a 6 and go for it

Well considering I just posted my first full nude facepic as my profile pic… I’m gonna say 10? Ha

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By *025IncomingMan
1 week ago

Co.Antrim

"I'm always around the 7/8 mark on average daily, but right now it's probably higher as I need a good sleep and nothing better makes you sleep sound

Oh i agree with this. I love a good lady wank to send me to sleep "

Yes a good wank does the trick. But having someone else there makes it even better. Sleep like a baby then

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

"I'm always around the 7/8 mark on average daily, but right now it's probably higher as I need a good sleep and nothing better makes you sleep sound

Oh i agree with this. I love a good lady wank to send me to sleep "

Lady wank?!? Is that where you scream… on my goodness! And then thank yourself politely afterwards?!?

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
1 week ago

funky town

Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...

But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank

Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣

That's even worse.

Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂

Snap your fingers. If they are not wank worthy. Slap 😂😂. Two interactions. Snap and slap ! 🤣🤣"

Is this a new cereal?

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By *YDB75Man
1 week ago

East Yorks/ Castle Donnington

Full of cold and flu and mucky stuff.

Level 1 on the meter

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
1 week ago

Bristol

Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...

But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank

Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣

That's even worse.

Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂

Snap your fingers. If they are not wank worthy. Slap 😂😂. Two interactions. Snap and slap ! 🤣🤣

Is this a new cereal?"

Yeah... But this cereal doesn't go with milk 😳

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...

But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank

Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣

That's even worse.

Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂

Snap your fingers. If they are not wank worthy. Slap 😂😂. Two interactions. Snap and slap ! 🤣🤣

Is this a new cereal?"

Damn it TT! Now I’m hungry!

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By *etssee99Man
1 week ago

Solid 7.5 most of the time, pretty consistent!

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By *unseeker100Man
1 week ago

batley

I'm at about 7 and a bit more perving on here should get it even higher

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

Horny enough that if I could snap my fingers and have an orgasm I would definitely do it...

But not horny enough to go through the hassle of having a wank

Snap your fingers and have someone else wank you 😂😂🤣🤣

That's even worse.

Now I have to interact with and entertain some stranger who will %100 be incapable of giving me a wank worthy of my time 😂

Snap your fingers. If they are not wank worthy. Slap 😂😂. Two interactions. Snap and slap ! 🤣🤣

Is this a new cereal?

Yeah... But this cereal doesn't go with milk 😳"

Spends on how good they are 🤣🤣

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By *issBellaWoman
1 week ago

Flintshire

1.. its just all effort isnt it

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

"1.. its just all effort isnt it

Unbelievable! Causing people 10 and you’re just a 1?!

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby

About a 7. Might knock one out before I go to bed

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By *Effy-Woman
1 week ago

Scotland

"Fyi anything over 6.75 means it outweighs being lazy to not do something about it! 😂😂

I'm good at pretending it's not there.

So words… dooooo it! 😂😂"

It wasn't as much effort as I thought. Thanks for the encouragement!

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
1 week ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

So horny I could shut my knob in the fridge door; but so tired I would have to way for the compressor to kick in so the fridge vibrates.

Goodnight all xx

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By *ampireWolvesMan
1 week ago

Essex

"Fyi anything over 6.75 means it outweighs being lazy to not do something about it! 😂😂

I'm good at pretending it's not there.

So words… dooooo it! 😂😂

It wasn't as much effort as I thought. Thanks for the encouragement! "

I’m fabs mr motivator if that worked 😂😂

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

8.5…. Need to sleep

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By *ound1Man
1 week ago

Blackpool

So tired

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By *jd2swMan
1 week ago

Llanelli

Right now I'm at a 9 closing in on a 10

I should be sleeping but some of the chats I've had in here tonight have kept me see horny that I can't stop thinking about it

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By *effdelightMan
1 week ago

Grimsby

8.5

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By *ust want fun 888Man
1 week ago

nearby

Was about 10 earlier, as tonight‘s gone on I’m probably seven

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By *d4funtimesMan
1 week ago

Cambridge

8 moving up, ...

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By *ilf EnthusiastMan
1 week ago

Highgate

A 4 rn

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By *025IncomingMan
1 week ago

Co.Antrim

"8.5…. Need to sleep"

Your photos don't help haha

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
1 week ago

Bristol

A tepid 3

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By *oleposition83Man
1 week ago

Kingston upon Hull

"Roll up roll up.

Were are you at right now?

10 being i could snail trail all over his chest or i could stick my willy in an apple pie.

Depends will you be my apple pie?

Or 1 being i would rather go to sleep or eat something.

Im sitting at a 5 tonight like should i go to bed or should i commit to the cause and wank it up to a 6 and go for it

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By *hyessirMan
1 week ago

Glasgow

Long few days lack of sleep, but the horn hits hard for some reason, 7

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By *isterMushroomMan
1 week ago

Warrington

Im a solid 7

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By *outhman15Man
1 week ago

southampton

Just wome up but i would say its an 8

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By *umpme99Man
1 week ago

stafford

Solid 8

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

"Roll up roll up.

Were are you at right now?

10 being i could snail trail all over his chest or i could stick my willy in an apple pie.

Im at a solid 9 right now

Or 1 being i would rather go to sleep or eat something.

Im sitting at a 5 tonight like should i go to bed or should i commit to the cause and wank it up to a 6 and go for it

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
1 week ago

Lancashire

5 right now. Could go either way after a coffee.

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By *cots99Man
1 week ago

London

Hot apple pie can be dangerous.

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By *elshman1974Man
1 week ago

Swansea

A solid 9. Fwb sent me some interesting videos whilst I was asleep …😉

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By *pforfun06Man
1 week ago

Shipston

So horny this morning

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By *kphooey43Man
1 week ago

Barnet

0️⃣ Just taking the

a walk and you can guarantee collecting his 💩 can dampen any morning horn

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
1 week ago

Telford

0 and it has been that way for about 7 months haha.

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By *einvented_guyMan
1 week ago

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5 going on 6

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