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By *carletts OP Woman
1 week ago

Harpenden

If you had to narrate your most recent mistake like it’s breaking news or announce something you have found strange on here, what’s the headline?

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By *otwife_couple_hullCouple
1 week ago

Hull

Breaking news! Single unverified man successfully makes it to meet AND is invited back!

Full story on pages 7, 8 and 9.

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

Woman collapses in delight as man utters more than 'hi'

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By *carletts OP Woman
1 week ago

Harpenden

Man is super shocked to find out dedorant cans are smaller these days!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle

Sentence Compression Sadly Lacking!

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By *ino200Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

News just in

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

Woman DROWNING in messages discovers radical new invention called “message filters”.

Experts say breakthrough could save thousands from replying to “hey” at 2am.

Full Fab tips from Francine on page 17.

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

Man left BAFFLED why he didn’t get a meet after fabbing a photo

“Mate it said it right there! Fab to meet me”

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By *onin25Man
1 week ago

Durham

Dump the Dick - 93% of women don't want random dick pics in their inbox

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By *r.ZeusMan
1 week ago

Basgiath War College

Woman discovers fab inches are smaller than real metric inches

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By *H7in5Man
1 week ago

Chesterfield

Towel Tuesday has slow but high quality start

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
1 week ago

Slough

Breaking News: Woman Turns Out To Have A 9" Cock

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London

Towels have multiple purposes. John will give us a live demonstration at 9am. Tune in.

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

BREAKING NEWS!

Wimbledon used knicker hide and seek champion officially BANNED from Geocaching Association after officials claim “it’s not technically family friendly”

Clive 48 fumes “This is political correctness gone mad. Being horny is a Democratic right, I bet it’s the lefty snowflakes fault”

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 week ago

funky town

BREAKING NEWS

Man managed to garner meet with hot lady without having 95 pics of his penis inside random vaginas on his profile!

Go to page 5 to see why not seeing the splatter all over genitals is the way forward.

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By *tannersMan
1 week ago

stanley

Breaking news

Man says grey aliens are deliberately interfering with fab forum threads to make him look silly.

Stanley , 21( honest ) from the North of England claims that the reason he is always found out on “ secret message” threads is because intelligent alien visitors are purposefully sabotaging his brilliant messages. He went in to clarify “ yeah well they’re like super evolved like, and they use their super mind control powers to transmit my thoughts to the message recipients. Not sure why, mebbe they see me as a threat? Ye kna they dint want me having kids with all the hot lasses like, coz then we’d have a race of super humans that they could n’t tek owa”

Our reporter did reach out to some message recipients to ask for their side of events, so far none have replied, perhaps he should have sent a dick pick.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Brum

THIS jUST IN

Woman is taking a break from fab.

Next up it’s Henry with the weather.

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
1 week ago

Slough

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

FabSwingers Wins Election To Run For Government. Forum Mods To Tidy Up The Old Sticky Mess In Need Of Relubricating. Going To Be A Sticky Affair, Will Definitely Need A Lot More Lube!

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By *actile TensionMan
1 week ago

Sussex

Woman left high & dry after being placed on a pedestal.

Sussex man, 40. Is currently being held n questioned regarding potential simping allegations

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

EXCLUSIVE!

The Walthamstow Wank Meets Exposed!

“They’re not as straight as they said”

Reporter Ben Dover brings us this enlightening report

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 week ago

funky town

"EXCLUSIVE!

The Walthamstow Wank Meets Exposed!

“They’re not as straight as they said”

Reporter Ben Dover brings us this enlightening report"

🤣👏

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
1 week ago

Slough

"EXCLUSIVE!

The Walthamstow Wank Meets Exposed!

“They’re not as straight as they said”

Reporter Ben Dover brings us this enlightening report"

👌🏼🤣🤣🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

Crafting Corner pages 37-39

How to macrame your own sex swing

Turn that old shower curtain into a sexy glory hole

5 minute craft - Condom Balloon aAnimals. Wow your guests!

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By *r_MrsLCouple
1 week ago

Leeds

These as excellent, you guys are so inventive!

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By *wcoMan
1 week ago

West Midlands

Rescue men in frantic search of dictionary for a word equivalent to misogynistic that refers to a person who holds similar prejudice or hatred towards men.

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By *YstagMan
1 week ago

malton

Are inches metric?

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By *YstagMan
1 week ago

malton

What? No way!

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By *wcoMan
1 week ago

West Midlands

Misandrist found in Oxford, authorities are expecting demand to be high.

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

.....Scramble! Scramble!.....

Horny Men Intercepted By Brave T-Girls In Small Hours Thriller!

Our reporter spends a night with the brave T-girls on call 24/7 in their full warpaint and sexiest lingerie. Ready to leap into action at a moment's notice at 3AM to ensure that every random horny man's sexual urges get a full response!

Full photo story in center spread

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By *ino200Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Top story today ......Trump has haircut ,wife divorces him and girlfriend gets new car

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

BREAKING NEWS

Scientist finally answer the ultimate questions

“IS IT GAY IF …”

We bring an exclusive report from our Sydney University Correspondant Harry Azcrack

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

*** Horror in Suburbia! ***

Man left mentally scarred after TV loses her wig in throes of late night passion!

* "I threw my head back over the sideof the bed, and my hair just kept going!"

* "...one second she was gorgeous, the next, she was a... a man!!"

* "... I'm straight! Don't you understand? STRAIGHT!"

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

"*** Horror in Suburbia! ***

Man left mentally scarred after TV loses her wig in throes of late night passion!

* "I threw my head back over the sideof the bed, and my hair just kept going!"

* "...one second she was gorgeous, the next, she was a... a man!!"

* "... I'm straight! Don't you understand? STRAIGHT!"

🤣

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By *H7in5Man
1 week ago

Chesterfield

I actually get a fab on fab a fella thursday

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London

The secret UNLOS files revealed! Are you on it?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London

How much cock is too much? Our reporter Jemima Jamjar finds out with exclusive footage.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
1 week ago

nearby

Breaking news

Man discovers on his first meet, woman is actually a fella with micropenis

Later, when asked about portraying himself as a woman, he replied, with this small thing I may as well be a woman

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
1 week ago

Slough

"BREAKING NEWS

Scientist finally answer the ultimate questions

“IS IT GAY IF …”

We bring an exclusive report from our Sydney University Correspondant Harry Azcrack"

🤣🤣🤣

Harry Azcrack 🤣🤣🤣

not related to Ben Dover by any chance, is he?!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff

[Removed by poster at 02/06/26 11:01:07]

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff

📰 Sex with Greggs Pasty boiled my bellend

📰 Badger Cull Lesbians sat on my face

📰 Nik Naks turned my bellend orange

📰 Ten years ago the lotto made me a millionaire, now I suck off dogs for quavers

📰 I stuck 9 creme eggs up my bum

📰 Mentos and Diet Cọka-Cola enema nearly cost me my arse

📰 I was proud to stretch 27 loom bands around my willy ...then my bellend burst

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"📰 Sex with Greggs Pasty boiled my bellend

📰 Badger Cull Lesbians sat on my face

📰 Nik Naks turned my bellend orange

📰 Ten years ago the lotto made me a millionaire, now I suck off dogs for quavers

📰 I stuck 9 creme eggs up my bum

📰 Mentos and Diet Cọka-Cola enema nearly cost me my arse

📰 I was proud to stretch 27 loom bands around my willy ...then my bellend burst"

...true stories.

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

"📰 Sex with Greggs Pasty boiled my bellend

📰 Badger Cull Lesbians sat on my face

📰 Nik Naks turned my bellend orange

📰 Ten years ago the lotto made me a millionaire, now I suck off dogs for quavers

📰 I stuck 9 creme eggs up my bum

📰 Mentos and Diet Cọka-Cola enema nearly cost me my arse

📰 I was proud to stretch 27 loom bands around my willy ...then my bellend burst"

Adding loom bands to my kink kit

📝

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
1 week ago

Slough

Revelation by Dr Felicity Lovesacock

Brings out her New Book titled:

"Life Is A Lot Like Penis"

Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely...

then a woman makes it hard.

No doubt, will be a best seller...!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Leeds

Unidentified fab straight man increases radius to find someone to increase his radius.

Speaking under conditions of anonymity, Rodger, 38, from 146 Station Road, Basingstoke, told our reporter ‘the are too many silhouette heads on fab. I want to be the first silhouette asshole’.

Analysis of this asshole on Page 5. We also review his photo.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"📰 Sex with Greggs Pasty boiled my bellend

📰 Badger Cull Lesbians sat on my face

📰 Nik Naks turned my bellend orange

📰 Ten years ago the lotto made me a millionaire, now I suck off dogs for quavers

📰 I stuck 9 creme eggs up my bum

📰 Mentos and Diet Cọka-Cola enema nearly cost me my arse

📰 I was proud to stretch 27 loom bands around my willy ...then my bellend burst

...true stories."

Yup!!!

All, shockingly, geniune Headlines (Albeit the Sunday Sport!)

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By *wcoMan
1 week ago

West Midlands

DOG FOUND ON BED IN RUSHDEN

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 week ago

funky town

"DOG FOUND ON BED IN RUSHDEN"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏

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By *agiccasterMan
1 week ago

worksop

77 year old Man gasps as she says love older men

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

"DOG FOUND ON BED IN RUSHDEN"

“It’s so unsanitary” claims Bukakke Brian 55

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By *ittynzWoman
1 week ago

Richmond

Some of these are brilliant!!

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Unidentified fab straight man increases radius to find someone to increase his radius.

Speaking under conditions of anonymity, Rodger, 38, from 146 Station Road, Basingstoke, told our reporter ‘the are too many silhouette heads on fab. I want to be the first silhouette asshole’.

Analysis of this asshole on Page 5. We also review his photo. "

“…. to increase his radius”

🤣

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By *YDB75Man
1 week ago

East Yorks/ Castle Donnington

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Brighton man cold messagss northern man asking if he wants to watch his wife take a 💩on a glass coffee table!!

Updates in the main lunchtime news

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

Phantom pantie sniffer of old London town strikes again!

Local residents report thefts of washing baskets and underwear drawers being raided.

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By *WB85Man
1 week ago

Staffordshire

Breaking news.

Man stops copying and pasting messages. Makes messages more personal to the individual and gets a much better response rate.

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By *BelfastGuyMan
1 week ago

Belfast

People Expecting Too Much.

Here's my list.

All about me nothing for you.

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By *r.ZeusMan
1 week ago

Basgiath War College

Woman infiltrates wank buddy group meet up and documents findings

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

SHOCKING!

Not all women into anal are into receiving!

“I asked if she wanted anal, she said she loved it. Then she pulled out her dildo! My arse will never me the same!”

We bring you a special report by our health correspondent Dr. Neil Down

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
1 week ago

Reading

"Woman discovers fab inches are smaller than real metric inches "

Metric inches what are they then?

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By *lueDressWoman
1 week ago

Bath Somerset

Breaking News

Man admits he is single and not a couple as it describes in his profile.He says he gets more fiddle fodder this way.Males are asking rather daring questions about his wife.It gives him enough material for his fantasy sausage massage.

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By *YstagMan
1 week ago

malton

"Woman discovers fab inches are smaller than real metric inches

Metric inches what are they then?"

25mm I think

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By *am3032TV/TS
1 week ago

Sutton in Ashfield

Breaking news!!

Photos of men’s cock’s taken over a toilet bowl aren’t sexy, according to the institute of no imagination 😉

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By *r.ZeusMan
1 week ago

Basgiath War College

"Woman discovers fab inches are smaller than real metric inches

Metric inches what are they then?

25mm I think"

Metric inch 2.5cm

Imperial Standard International Inch 2.54 cm

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By *BelfastGuyMan
1 week ago

Belfast

Man has couple as his profile but noone has heard of tell of the so called female.

It's just him

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By *hinstrapMan
1 week ago

sheffield

Exaggeration is up 2 million percent this year

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By *tannersMan
1 week ago

stanley

Breaking news

Still no resolution of the “ who has the best arse taking cock pic or vids” question. A Clacton based individual who wished to remain anonymous, indicated the lack of a conclusion was entirely down to small boats.

Some analysts are suggesting that should the current position continue much longer it could result in a snap general election being called.

Number 10 has declined to comment.

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By *mf123Man
1 week ago

with one foot out the door

This just in

Greatest fuck in the universe decides you cannot have his penis

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By *carletts OP Woman
1 week ago

Harpenden

Breaking News ❗️❗️❗️

Just in Brian the Fab forumite (not his real name) has been found guilty of trying to steal sperm samples from a local sperm bank.

Brian previous would save his own in a syringe and stick it in the freezer but sadly his freezer broke and they couldn't deliver a new one until the weekend!

Tomorrow we cover Fungal nails, stay tuned, it's a toe curler

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By *mf123Man
1 week ago

with one foot out the door

"Breaking News ❗️❗️❗️

Just in Brian the Fab forumite (not his real name) has been found guilty of trying to steal sperm samples from a local sperm bank.

Brian previous would save his own in a syringe and stick it in the freezer but sadly his freezer broke and they couldn't deliver a new one until the weekend!

Tomorrow we cover Fungal nails, stay tuned, it's a toe curler

"
you should be on tv

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By *carletts OP Woman
1 week ago

Harpenden

"Breaking News ❗️❗️❗️

Just in Brian the Fab forumite (not his real name) has been found guilty of trying to steal sperm samples from a local sperm bank.

Brian previous would save his own in a syringe and stick it in the freezer but sadly his freezer broke and they couldn't deliver a new one until the weekend!

Tomorrow we cover Fungal nails, stay tuned, it's a toe curler

you should be on tv "

I tried but the screens are far too slim these days for my fat arse

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By *mf123Man
1 week ago

with one foot out the door

"Breaking News ❗️❗️❗️

Just in Brian the Fab forumite (not his real name) has been found guilty of trying to steal sperm samples from a local sperm bank.

Brian previous would save his own in a syringe and stick it in the freezer but sadly his freezer broke and they couldn't deliver a new one until the weekend!

Tomorrow we cover Fungal nails, stay tuned, it's a toe curler

you should be on tv

I tried but the screens are far too slim these days for my fat arse

"
give over everyone has a 55incher these days

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By *gent CoulsonMan
1 week ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Breaking News

Un-named sources confirmed that a collection of 365 used condoms has been found in a residence in North West England, the owner who wished to remain anonymous confirmed "it's been a good year"

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

EXPOSED!

We reveal the identity of the Basildon Bus Seat Sniffer!

You won’t believe who it is!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
1 week ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Hot in.

Single woman agrees to meet single man.

Full story on page 8

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By *gent CoulsonMan
1 week ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Headline.

An investigation has been launched by GMP following a spate of car thefts.

One of the victims spoke to our reporter.

"We went to this party, and all threw our car keys into this bowl, you know, like in the old days, at the end of the night the only key left was for a moped"

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By *arathonMan86Man
1 week ago

Essex

"Woman DROWNING in messages discovers radical new invention called “message filters”.

Experts say breakthrough could save thousands from replying to “hey” at 2am.

Full Fab tips from Francine on page 17."

That FILTER button is so wonderful, the best invention on the site

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