FabSwingers.com forum: Warning label

By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

If you came with a warning label what would it say?

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By *rightonsteveMan
1 week ago

Hove, mainly…

See Sell By Date.

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By *kphooey43Man
1 week ago

Barnet

"If you came with a warning label what would it say?"

Reduced

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Warning: No actual meets will take place (unless the stars are in complete alignment).

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
1 week ago

Gloucestershire

Warning - Liable to eat all of your biscuits and cake.

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By *inkShyWoman
1 week ago

near Windsor

"If irritable or angry, feed it."

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Fragile... Not like a flower, like a bomb 🤣🤣💣💣💣

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By *actile TensionMan
1 week ago

Sussex

Fragile handle with care

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Warning: No actual meets will take place (unless the stars are in complete alignment)."

Keep out of sunlight, store in a cool dark place

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By *onmouthshire ManMan
1 week ago

Newport/Cardiff

May contain nuts

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Leeds

May cause irritation.

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By *kphooey43Man
1 week ago

Barnet

Caution: May contain nuts

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By *kphooey43Man
1 week ago

Barnet

"May contain nuts"

sorry, did not see yours

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
1 week ago

(User no longer on site)

Warning!! Hot surface.

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By *awtybikerMan
1 week ago

Barnoldswick

Contents may contain nuts

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By *iz78Woman
1 week ago

wirral

Not safe for human consumption

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By *ale4CouplexxMan
1 week ago

Rastrick

Do not bleach

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By *kphooey43Man
1 week ago

Barnet

Add water

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By *etwife8230Couple
1 week ago

Newport

Just Avoid !

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By *eauNaturelMan
1 week ago

Malmesbury

'Always read the instructions for use. Don't exceed the stated daily dose'.

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By *igblue70Man
1 week ago

Bootle

Caution …heavy load

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By *histle79Man
1 week ago

Guildford

This way up

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By *litterbabeWoman
1 week ago

hiding from cock pics

May contain dad jokes

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Round the bend

Slippery when wet

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By *orders-cplCouple
1 week ago

middx cpl

flooding possable

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Warning: No actual meets will take place (unless the stars are in complete alignment).

Keep out of sunlight, store in a cool dark place

😁

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By *iguy18Man
1 week ago

Market Harborough

Objects seen in the mirror may appear larger than they are.....

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By *riz_GuyMan
1 week ago

Burnham

Requires appropriate lubrication

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By *awtybikerMan
1 week ago

Barnoldswick

Sarcasm included as standard

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By *lectrictouchMan
1 week ago

inverarary

Contains nuts

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By *ino200Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Do not enter

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
1 week ago

Telford

Don't approach if you're a pussy lmao.

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By *lectrictouchMan
1 week ago

inverarary

Stand well back when opening

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By *he MinionMan
1 week ago

Surrey

Caution : Hot !

😎

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By *imMcSilverMan
1 week ago

By the Seaside

Explosive

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By *lack_Panther94Man
1 week ago

St Albans/London

May cause shortness of breath.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
1 week ago

Manchester

Photos are for illustrative purposes only and may not reflect the actual product.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Addictive

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By *imMcSilverMan
1 week ago

By the Seaside

"Addictive"

100%

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By *onjoliveMan
1 week ago

South Coast

Shake well before use

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Round the bend

We have been told that we should add an addictive warning on our profile. I like that

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Do not enter

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By *Effy-Woman
1 week ago

Scotland

Toxic.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
1 week ago

Manchester-ish

May cause drowsiness.

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By *onjoliveMan
1 week ago

South Coast

"We have been told that we should add an addictive warning on our profile. I like that

I’d agree with that..😘

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By *cott73Man
1 week ago

brighton

To respect our neighbours please leave the premises quietly.

(You can be as loud as you want inside the building)...

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By *imon_hydeMan
1 week ago

Stockport

Regularly dose with caffeine

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By *lectrictouchMan
1 week ago

inverarary

"We have been told that we should add an addictive warning on our profile. I like that

Your eyes should come with a warning on their own

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
1 week ago

Always on the move

Its more a yellow discount label than a warning label

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By *lectrictouchMan
1 week ago

inverarary

Use before date

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By *ino200Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Enter at your own risk

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

Highly addictive, attach with caution.

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

⚠️ WARNING! ⚠️

Approach With Caution

Exposure may result in accelerated heart rate, loss of inhibitions, and involuntary whimpering. Side effects include trembling, begging, blushing, and lapses in concentration.

*Prolonged contact is habit-forming*

If symptoms persist consult a therapist

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
1 week ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

This product is nearing its use by date......🤣🤣

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By *opman121Man
1 week ago

stoke on Trent

Safe no swimmers any more

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By *lueDressWoman
1 week ago

Bath Somerset

Be Afraid.Be Very Afraid !

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By *mf123Man
1 week ago

with one foot out the door

Warning im more addictive than sugar iv retired my magic hand you wont be able to handle it iv tried

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
1 week ago

1127 walnut avenue

⚠️Hazardous waster⚠️

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By *atteLover82Man
1 week ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

Caution non-choking hazard - small parts

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By *akedrob2025Man
1 week ago

Dunfermline

Near water: yep we will be in naked

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By *ustAnotherMan
1 week ago

Tamworth

Overthinker sometimes may talk bollocks about events that have not happened

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
1 week ago

SW1A1AA

D*unk may contain gin

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory

Not for the faint hearted

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory

I will exterminate

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By *inkPomPomWoman
1 week ago

Isle of Man

*Not here for your bullshit*

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By *he MinionMan
1 week ago

Surrey

Do not overdose. Use once every 4 hrs. Every 4 hrs.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
1 week ago

couple, us we him her.

WARNING ⚠️ breathing equipment required, dangerous toxic gas present RAMS must be filled out and correct PPE worn in the event of attempting rimming!

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By *abulincsCouple
1 week ago

near a bridge

WARNING

Keep away from woke snowflakes as his honesty is taken as rudeness lol

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By *ose_and_OakCouple
1 week ago

Tamworth

Social battery may plummet unexpectedly.

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By *carlettsWoman
1 week ago

Harpenden

Wild when wet

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By *orphia2003Woman
1 week ago

Tonypandy.

Wide load.

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By *inkShyWoman
1 week ago

near Windsor

I'd appreciate 'Do not tumbledry'

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
1 week ago

Cheltenham

Harmful when swallowed

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By *irthandgirthMan
1 week ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

My profile on another social media site states 'fucking feral biped' which was given to me by my friends when I told them I had, on occasion, booked my annual CS gas experience early to get rid of a cold.

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By *layfullsamMan
1 week ago

Solihull

Don't feed after midnight. Don't get wet. Don't expose to light.

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By *astManOnEarthMan
1 week ago

nowhere

Is nuts

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By *mYourFWBWoman
1 week ago

Preston

"never shuts up"

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By *izards SleeveTV/TS
1 week ago

Newport

"cross boundaries at your own risk"

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By *utsMan
1 week ago

Bristol

Best after first date.

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By *ty31Man
1 week ago

NW London

Best taken with pinch of salt

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By *i-subhubby.Man
1 week ago

Slightly round the bend.

Caution, idiot loading.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

“ don’t wash in cold water it will shrink “

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By *ild_oatsMan
1 week ago

the land of saints & sinners

Caution - Fluent in Gibberish

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By *ilverminxWoman
1 week ago

edinburgh

Ply with sugar when starts to fade.. haha

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