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"Decathlon. I'm an all rounder." Damn I shoulda picked dick-athlon | |||
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"Decathlon. I'm an all rounder. Damn I shoulda picked dick-athlon" Well played 👌🏾😂 | |||
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"Do you think I should throw something? Discus." I'll pencil you in for shot put. | |||
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"Judge in the women's beach volleyball. Don't need a gold medal 😌" The Umpire for today's match, Brazil Vs Spain, is JoeBeans. Has a reputation for being firm but fair. Relies heavily on VAR, he likes to see all the angles and the slow motion replays. | |||
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"Decathlon. I'm an all rounder." I bet you are 😏 | |||
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"Long jump we men are great at measuring lengths right?" It's not about winning, it's the taking part that counts. | |||
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"Decathlon. I'm an all rounder. I bet you are 😏" 👀😉 You are trouble. I'm trying to win gold and you're distracting me. Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? | |||
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"Breast Stroke" We need breasts for Ronin ☝️ | |||
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"100m. It’s a sprint to the finish not a marathon" No fucking around. In and get the job done. I like it! | |||
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"I'd nail it if they had a category of "Can't be arsed" 😂" Why do you think I'm hosting. | |||
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"Judge in the women's beach volleyball. Don't need a gold medal 😌" I need you to be impartial and not pick the winner based off how much the tits jiggle, Joe! | |||
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"Judge in the women's beach volleyball. Don't need a gold medal 😌 I need you to be impartial and not pick the winner based off how much the tits jiggle, Joe! " Of course I'll be impartial! I'm a bum man too 👀 | |||
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"I’m pretty fast and generally quite athletic. I’d fancy myself doing well up to the 400m. There’s football, so I’d definitely be down for that. Flag Football is in 2028, played that for a while too (and contact) so I’d also like to throw my hat in the ring there too. " Playing with balls ✍️ | |||
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"100m. It’s a sprint to the finish not a marathon No fucking around. In and get the job done. I like it! " Cut the crap. 10 secs is all you’re getting. If you finish 2nd that’s on you | |||
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"Do you think I should throw something? Discus. · I'll pencil you in for shot put. " • I really need to do better with my naff jokes. | |||
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"Can I be in the pundits? I’ll make vague comments and criticise events I have no idea how to do. " Standard punditry. You're hired. | |||
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"Do you think I should throw something? Discus. · I'll pencil you in for shot put. • I really need to do better with my naff jokes." No i got it right after I hit post | |||
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"Do you think I should throw something? Discus. · I'll pencil you in for shot put. • I really need to do better with my naff jokes." 🤣🤣 Typical forum speak. I’m surprised no one got it | |||
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"I'm hosting the Fab Olympics, but I'm a little short on participants... Which category are you going for gold in? " Darts | |||
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"100m. It’s a sprint to the finish not a marathon" Can it be a mixed sex race? I'd be up for the challenge 😝 | |||
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"Do you think I should throw something? Discus. · I'll pencil you in for shot put. • I really need to do better with my naff jokes." I got it mate, used to be good at shot put myself! | |||
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"Do you think I should throw something? Discus. · I'll pencil you in for shot put. • I really need to do better with my naff jokes. I got it mate, used to be good at shot put myself! " Me too. The joke, not the shot put. Or discus. | |||
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"I'd nail it if they had a category of "Can't be arsed" 😂 Why do you think I'm hosting. " Because you like to show off your tits? 🤷🏽♂️ | |||
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"Swimming … as long as I can do it naked " This is the Fab Olympics, everything is done naked! | |||
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"The saddest wanker " You win gold by default. | |||
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"Swimming … as long as I can do it naked This is the Fab Olympics, everything is done naked! " You know where you can hang my medal then… | |||
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"I’m a tobogganist … (wait for it)…. Somebody… anybody? " Brilliant , can i have 20 Lambert & Butler , and a copy of the Daily Mail . .... | |||
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"Do you think I should throw something? Discus. · I'll pencil you in for shot put. • I really need to do better with my naff jokes. I got it mate, used to be good at shot put myself! Me too. The joke, not the shot put. Or discus." • Now my joke's been totally ruined by my self validation and everyone rallying around giving me a hearty pat on the back. | |||
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"Do you think I should throw something? Discus. · I'll pencil you in for shot put. • I really need to do better with my naff jokes. I got it mate, used to be good at shot put myself! Me too. The joke, not the shot put. Or discus." Im the right build for both, discus would fly, into a hedge 😆😆 | |||
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"I'll put the medals around people's necks I want that job! 😆 can we do it together? | |||
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"Can I be in the pundits? I’ll make vague comments and criticise events I have no idea how to do. " YES | |||
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"I'm disappointed, Lounge Lizards, 74 posts and not one of you has proclaimed themselves a champion muff diver. 🥇" • | |||
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"I'm disappointed, Lounge Lizards, 74 posts and not one of you has proclaimed themselves a champion muff diver. 🥇" Does that mean you're taking it? | |||
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"I'm disappointed, Lounge Lizards, 74 posts and not one of you has proclaimed themselves a champion muff diver. 🥇 Does that mean you're taking it? " Are you picking me for the team (of two), Effy? I'm honoured to accept. I'll make the country proud. | |||
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"I'm disappointed, Lounge Lizards, 74 posts and not one of you has proclaimed themselves a champion muff diver. 🥇 Does that mean you're taking it? Are you picking me for the team (of two), Effy? I'm honoured to accept. I'll make the country proud." We'd make a good team, you and I. | |||
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"I'm disappointed, Lounge Lizards, 74 posts and not one of you has proclaimed themselves a champion muff diver. 🥇 Does that mean you're taking it? Are you picking me for the team (of two), Effy? I'm honoured to accept. I'll make the country proud. We'd make a good team, you and I. " I've always thought so... | |||
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"100m. It’s a sprint to the finish not a marathon Can it be a mixed sex race? I'd be up for the challenge 😝" Everyone is welcome. Let’s see who is the quickest | |||
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"I’m pretty fast and generally quite athletic. I’d fancy myself doing well up to the 400m. There’s football, so I’d definitely be down for that. Flag Football is in 2028, played that for a while too (and contact) so I’d also like to throw my hat in the ring there too. Playing with balls ✍️" *insert Nathan Fillion gif* | |||
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"100m. It’s a sprint to the finish not a marathon Can it be a mixed sex race? I'd be up for the challenge 😝 Everyone is welcome. Let’s see who is the quickest See you at the starting line. I'm training already 🏃♀️➡️😆 | |||
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"I’ll take the 800m, Start of slow, pick up the pace through the mid, really get to ramping it up by the end, Then finish strong with a quick blast. Job done, back to the pub" That sounds like the wanking category 😆 | |||
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"I’ll take the 800m, Start of slow, pick up the pace through the mid, really get to ramping it up by the end, Then finish strong with a quick blast. Job done, back to the pub That sounds like the wanking category 😆" I'll carry the flame for you, Hot stuff! | |||
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"Gold in, receiving the least amount of messages and winks on fab." That's a tough medal to carry. | |||
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"OP, fancy a crack at mixed doubles? I've got a hard forehand...." I don't know what that is. | |||
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"Sarcasm? Fine, but you have to pull up your top and show us your tits during... | |||
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"I'm hosting the Fab Olympics, but I'm a little short on participants... Which category are you going for gold in? " Biggest virgin | |||
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"Golf or wrestling lol" Naked wrestling? | |||
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"Gymnastics. I am pretty bendy " ❤️ You had me at bendy 😉 | |||
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"Unless vamps called it I'll taking drinking 🤣" Tag team drinking! | |||
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"I’m dressing up as a pommel horse for the men’s gymnastics " Gymnast for the pommel horse event. | |||
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