FabSwingers.com forum: Nettles again!

By *hild_of_60 OP Man
1 week ago

Preston

Ive just been out in my garden and pulled up a few very young nettles. I didnt want to waste them so went and stung my cock and balls, which are now throbbing pleasantly.

Whilst doing it, I got to wondering if its just a man thing, or do you ladies enjoy stinging your delicious lady bits too?

I'd really be fascinated to know and if any of you have, what erotic experiences the pratice produced?

If anyone wants to remain anonymous send me a PM and I'll post it on your behalf.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
1 week ago

SW1A1AA

Ive heard of people doing this before but its certainly not for me

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By *wcoMan
1 week ago

West Midlands

If nobody PMs you can't you just making something up and pretend they have? We'll be none the wiser and let's face it, all the roles have been filled in Fab small town and we've run out of Alans.

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
1 week ago

someplace

You can eat them they're good for you

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 week ago

funky town

Ouch your braver than me OP.

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By *actile TensionMan
1 week ago

Sussex

"You can eat them they're good for you"

I thought this is where it was going when I began reading.

Nettle soup

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
1 week ago

Gloucestershire

Nettle Tea

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By *ou only live onceMan
1 week ago

London

I was hoping this was going to be about nettle soup. My balls are hurting just thinking about it!

😱

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By *onin25Man
1 week ago

Durham

#NOTALLMEN

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By *hild_of_60 OP Man
1 week ago

Preston

Don't knock it until you've tried it, honestly the sensation is completely different to stinging a hand or leg.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
1 week ago

Manchester

Not sure this is really a "man" thing, I reckon it's pretty niche

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By *ou only live onceMan
1 week ago

London

"Don't knock it until you've tried it, honestly the sensation is completely different to stinging a hand or leg."

I will be taking your word for it.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Oh I thought we were going to talk about John Nettles

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Leeds

You do you OP don’t nettle for anything less.

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By *avexxMan
1 week ago

cheshire

no cock and balls deserve this

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

Have you tried toothpaste before OP?

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By *partharmonyCouple
1 week ago

Tonbridge

"Not sure this is really a "man" thing, I reckon it's pretty niche

I wasn't aware it was an "anybody" thing.

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

"You do you OP don’t nettle for anything less."

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"If nobody PMs you can't you just making something up and pretend they have? We'll be none the wiser and let's face it, all the roles have been filled in Fab small town and we've run out of Alans."

When I was first on here I was chatting with a guy who asked me if I wanted him to rub nettles all over his cock 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Round the bend

If this is the equivalent of tingly tea tree and mint shower gel on your neither regions, no thanks

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By *kphooey43Man
1 week ago

Barnet

"Don't knock it until you've tried it, honestly the sensation is completely different to stinging a hand or leg."

Have you been reading Bob Mortimer's novel 'The Satsuma'?

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By *partharmonyCouple
1 week ago

Tonbridge

"If this is the equivalent of tingly tea tree and mint shower gel on your neither regions, no thanks

Ooh, my flaps!!!

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By *ou only live onceMan
1 week ago

London

"You do you OP don’t nettle for anything less."

Very good, Glow. Outstandsting.

🤣

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By *ermanentlyHorny8082Couple
1 week ago

North West

"You do you OP don’t nettle for anything less."

Crying 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Leeds

"You do you OP don’t nettle for anything less.

Very good, Glow. Outstandsting.

🤣"

Touché YOLO

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By *morousCouple8Couple
1 week ago

Cumbria

As out there as that sounds, I’ve seen similar threads or comments a few times recently. So you can’t be alone OP - it’s not for us though.

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By *ildatheart01Man
1 week ago

Petersfield

That tingly shower gel is fine. Is that what stinging your balls with nettles is like?

What about putting fire ants in your boxers?

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Tea Tree and Mint shower is quite a experience

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By *ildatheart01Man
1 week ago

Petersfield

For the first time I feel like a hardened swinger. I use that regularly. Guess I’m a seasoned pervert.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
1 week ago

Reading

It's not a nice feeling so no.

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By *ildatheart01Man
1 week ago

Petersfield

"It's not a nice feeling so no."

Nettles or mint shower gel?

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By *wcoMan
1 week ago

West Midlands

"If nobody PMs you can't you just making something up and pretend they have? We'll be none the wiser and let's face it, all the roles have been filled in Fab small town and we've run out of Alans.

When I was first on here I was chatting with a guy who asked me if I wanted him to rub nettles all over his cock 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I wonder who was attracting this sort here.

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
1 week ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"If nobody PMs you can't you just making something up and pretend they have? We'll be none the wiser and let's face it, all the roles have been filled in Fab small town and we've run out of Alans.

When I was first on here I was chatting with a guy who asked me if I wanted him to rub nettles all over his cock 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wonder who was attracting this sort here.

😂😂

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By *Effy-Woman
1 week ago

Scotland

There's not enough money in the world that would convince me to slap nettles on my bits.

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By *wcoMan
1 week ago

West Midlands

"There's not enough money in the world that would convince me to slap nettles on my bits. "

I think there'd be an amount that I'd do it for but it would have to be enough for a week in the sun. For 2.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
1 week ago

Round the Bend

Good for rheumatism apparently

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By *morousCouple8Couple
1 week ago

Cumbria

"Good for rheumatism apparently

I think that’s eating them, not wanking with them though.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

As long as you have a cock leaf handy

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
1 week ago

Reading

"It's not a nice feeling so no.

Nettles or mint shower gel?"

Both!

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By *usciousladyWoman
1 week ago

Dartford

If you really want to experience pain secondhand try giving your teenage son some deep heat cream to rub on a groin strain. Apparently that sends your balls into orbit too.

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By *WB85Man
1 week ago

Staffordshire

Slightly off topic....but nettle soup is delicious.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London

This is weird. 👀

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By *enuine_J87Man
1 week ago

Eastleigh

I’m the boring type who only associates pain with pain, not pleasure.

So absolutely doesn’t appeal to me but you go for it mate, you aren’t hurting any… well just yourself

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Leeds

"This is weird. 👀"

I wish it was. But this is fab. This doesn’t even get to the w.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London

"This is weird. 👀

I wish it was. But this is fab. This doesn’t even get to the w."

I've seen some of the other threads. I shouldn't be surprised.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
1 week ago

Hatfield

"Slightly off topic....but nettle soup is delicious. "

Are you sure they are croutons though?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
1 week ago

Hatfield

I had to double read the opening post …. Each to own … but err No !!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

😱

Each to their own.

Definitely not for me.

My motto is "No pain, no pain"

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By *illySlutinOxfordshireTV/TS
1 week ago

North Oxfordshire

"As long as you have a cock leaf handy "

👍😂😂😂😂

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Leeds

"😱

Each to their own.

Definitely not for me.

My motto is "No pain, no pain""

But you’re a goth. I thought it was all existential pain and misery as a goth? No?

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By *hild_of_60 OP Man
1 week ago

Preston

"Have you tried toothpaste before OP?"

Yes. Tingly, but not as intense.

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
1 week ago

Hampshire

My mind went to wondering how/why the OP discovered this was a thing... Did he accidentally fall into a ditch full of nettles whilst on a naturist ramble perhaps?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
1 week ago

Hatfield

"Have you tried toothpaste before OP?

Yes. Tingly, but not as intense."

Deep heat?

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

"Slightly off topic....but nettle soup is delicious. "

Good as a garden feed too ! ( not the soup lol)

Not interested in my bollocks being nettled just in passing !

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By *hild_of_60 OP Man
1 week ago

Preston

I have to be honest, I'm surprised at some of the responses. I'm not saying nettle play is for everyone, but the assumption that its all about pain is pretty wide of the mark.

I read (and often contribute) to the Stories and Fantasies section and can assure you that some of the practices detailed there are a lot more painful than nettles. Yes there is some pain initially, but that fades to a warm pulsing throb as the blood flow increases. Sensation is heightened and the orgasms after are mindblowing.

Oh well each to their own. Happy swinging folks.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
1 week ago

London

Try tiger balm. Very spicy and tingly.

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By *hild_of_60 OP Man
1 week ago

Preston

"Try tiger balm. Very spicy and tingly."

Tried that before. Similar sensation after about five mins.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

Are you going back in the garden today

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"😱

Each to their own.

Definitely not for me.

My motto is "No pain, no pain"

But you’re a goth. I thought it was all existential pain and misery as a goth? No? "

Okay... "No physical pain, no physical pain", but it's not as funny. 😜

I like being in touch with my dark side, not my sore side. 😁

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I have to be honest, I'm surprised at some of the responses. I'm not saying nettle play is for everyone, but the assumption that its all about pain is pretty wide of the mark.

Oh well each to their own. Happy swinging folks."

Oh, for sure, if you like it, crack on. 🤗

I've brushed my hands and arms against nettles while gardening, and it's uncomfortable to the point of being sore (for me). Other opinions are available.

❤

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By *iomedgal91Woman
1 week ago

Cornwall

I have never ever heard of this! I've heard of nettle tea... lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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1 week ago

Central

"I have never ever heard of this! I've heard of nettle tea... lol"

Nettle tea and sou ar the more palatab use of nettles for more people]

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
1 week ago

carluke

"If you really want to experience pain secondhand try giving your teenage son some deep heat cream to rub on a groin strain. Apparently that sends your balls into orbit too. "

I remember use deep heat spray before playing football and the spray wasn’t pointing in the right direction and it got my nuts - having experienced that pain I’m just going to say fuck that to putting nettles on my nuts!

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
1 week ago

Newtownbutler

I volunteer to put the nettles down your boxers. Who's up for it 😜

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