FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest thing someone has said to you

By *iomedgal91 OP Woman
12 weeks ago

Cornwall

I get some very odd messages but I think the funniest one was "Please could I get you pregnant so I can suck on your milky tits" LOL

Whats the weirdest thing someone has said or asked you to do?!

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
12 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Someone asked me to dress up in his mum's clothes

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By *layfullsamMan
12 weeks ago

Solihull

Not in fab but a girl in a club

Wow you’re tall can I climb you

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By *iver78Man
12 weeks ago

barton upon humber

I had a request to turn at someone's house in my diving suit !! Let myself in and just "take them " !!

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By *rivextrMan
12 weeks ago

London

Sure a very weird thing to say… but it’s true that’s some sweet tasty milk!

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By *iomedgal91 OP Woman
12 weeks ago

Cornwall

"Someone asked me to dress up in his mum's clothes

What on earth?!

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By *immers123Woman
12 weeks ago

South Molton

Far too many on here I'm afraid. I don't interact anymore just block them. Think the cat fighting one was the most funny because at least it wasn't gross.

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By *iomedgal91 OP Woman
12 weeks ago

Cornwall

"Far too many on here I'm afraid. I don't interact anymore just block them. Think the cat fighting one was the most funny because at least it wasn't gross."

I'm intrigued...cat fighting?

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By *actile TensionMan
12 weeks ago

Sussex

IRL a fairly formal work colleague asked me if I knew what space docking was

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
12 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Someone asked me to dress up in his mum's clothes

What on earth?! "

I've had some very disturbing messages on here, but that was the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Someone asked me to dress up in his mum's clothes

Ed Gein vibes

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Not in fab but a girl in a club

Wow you’re tall can I climb you "

Is that weird?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Can i eat your skin

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Would you mind if my 18 year old son watches us. From a woman!!! What the actual fuck! We walk amongst these people 😩😩

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By *iomedgal91 OP Woman
12 weeks ago

Cornwall

"Would you mind if my 18 year old son watches us. From a woman!!! What the actual fuck! We walk amongst these people 😩😩"

That is F weird

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Would you mind if my 18 year old son watches us. From a woman!!! What the actual fuck! We walk amongst these people 😩😩

That is F weird "

Made me feel sick. I think I went unlos after that

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Would you mind if my 18 year old son watches us. From a woman!!! What the actual fuck! We walk amongst these people 😩😩"

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When was this, Norå...?

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By *heElvingtonTwoCouple
12 weeks ago

The Ramtops

Good lord women get sent the weirdest messages. Most of ours are vanilla as fuck

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Would you mind if my 18 year old son watches us. From a woman!!! What the actual fuck! We walk amongst these people 😩😩

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When was this, Norå...?"

Few years ago.

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Would you mind if my 18 year old son watches us. From a woman!!! What the actual fuck! We walk amongst these people 😩😩

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When was this, Norå...?

Few years ago. "

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So he'd be 23 or 24 now. You know, it's an offer worth revisiting.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Would you mind if my 18 year old son watches us. From a woman!!! What the actual fuck! We walk amongst these people 😩😩

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When was this, Norå...?

Few years ago.

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So he'd be 23 or 24 now. You know, it's an offer worth revisiting.

🤣🤣🤣

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
12 weeks ago

London

I love your brown skin. It's so delicious. Mmmmm. Chocolate men are yummy. My favourite type of chocolate. 👀

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By *hat.coupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Kent

A woman id never spoken to before messaged me to tell me she'd just found her mums dildo and was shocked. I have no idea why and when I asked why she messaged me she said "well, you was the first profile I saw" still have no idea why she messages me. Not spoken to her since.

Mrs x

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

I once had a woman once randonly message me on here saying that "they should make clones of you. One for every virgin on her 18th". Yes ladies, you can be fucking weird as well 😳

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By *erry 58Man
12 weeks ago

Doncaster

A man asked if I’d bite his wife’s nipple off , I declined

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
12 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Someone said FAF to me once.

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By *inkyleeMan
12 weeks ago

Carterton

A lady i met (not on here) wanted to suck my eye. Not going to lie. Very odd.

Fairly tame compared to some others lol

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By *londebiguyMan
12 weeks ago

Southport

From a stranger in Copenhagen.

She came up to me in the street.

'there is magic all around you. Did you know?

All around you here's

While pointing at my head.

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
12 weeks ago

Debauchery

A man asking me to watch him eat his own 💩 at a public park or in a car outside a supermarket. A man asked me to date his mum so he could watch us have sex or a man that invited me to his farm to play with his animals and I don’t mean pet them 🤦🏽‍♀️. Or let’s not forget a man sending me a pic of him bent over with him pooing. I mean there is many more but take your pick

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
12 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Weirdest (to me) last week someone asked my permission if they could wank and cum imagining me standing on their dick! So, yeah, I gave my permission. Happy to help 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

It involved murder.

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

"It involved murder. "

I immediately heard that foreboding piano "dun dun dunnnn" sound in my head when I read that 😂

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By *WB85Man
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Nothing.

Women aren't as weird as men is would seem.

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By *b40Man
12 weeks ago

lisburn

Was asked if someone could give me oral but at end could I piss all over them

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By *hegentlemanbullMan
12 weeks ago

Southam

I have had messages from cuckold husbands asking if I am open to getting their wife pregnant.

One husband even told me he secretly hoped his wife would fall in love with me and that we would love together...

But there have definitely been some weird ones!

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
12 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"Someone asked me to dress up in his mum's clothes

As soon as they mention their Mum, no more correspondence from me 😅 A few times Ive had "your tits remind me of my Mums"

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"It involved murder.

I immediately heard that foreboding piano "dun dun dunnnn" sound in my head when I read that 😂"

Me when I read it! Although, he was quite nice about it so I didn't feel too threatened 😂

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By *kphooey43Man
12 weeks ago

Barnet

[Removed by poster at 31/05/26 14:33:48]

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By *kphooey43Man
12 weeks ago

Barnet

"[Removed by poster at 31/05/26 14:33:48]"
oopps, saw the subsequent post and realise it was not a matter to joke about (sorry).

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
12 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"IRL a fairly formal work colleague asked me if I knew what space docking was"

I urge everyone NOT to Google this 🫣

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Probably the gu who wanted his dog to, erm, doggy me. 😬

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Someone asked me to dress up in his mum's clothes

As soon as they mention their Mum, no more correspondence from me 😅 A few times Ive had "your tits remind me of my Mums" "

Oh, I've had a guy recently tell me I look like his mum, and how much he'd like to sex me. 🙄

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By *ingless QueenWoman
12 weeks ago

The North where we do what we want

A few years ago I got told that he would be "well proud" if I was his mum.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Sigh, what is it with stone people? It's Ratopolis, I tell you!

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By *hegentlemanbullMan
12 weeks ago

Southam

"IRL a fairly formal work colleague asked me if I knew what space docking was

I urge everyone NOT to Google this 🫣"

I am going to trust this advice!

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
12 weeks ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple

"IRL a fairly formal work colleague asked me if I knew what space docking was

I urge everyone NOT to Google this 🫣"

Yup! My lizard brain had to look it up 🤣🤣😱

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By *dmundwilsonMan
12 weeks ago

Llandudno

"Someone asked me to dress up in his mum's clothes

Oughtnt enquire but wonder if you did?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Sigh, what is it with stone people? It's Ratopolis, I tell you! "

*some people.

(Sigh what is it with autocorrect?)

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By *kphooey43Man
12 weeks ago

Barnet

"Sigh, what is it with stone people? It's Ratopolis, I tell you!

*some people.

(Sigh what is it with autocorrect?)"

I like the idea of stone people!

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By *laytime_13Woman
12 weeks ago

Lincs

"A man asking me to watch him eat his own 💩 at a public park or in a car outside a supermarket. A man asked me to date his mum so he could watch us have sex or a man that invited me to his farm to play with his animals and I don’t mean pet them 🤦🏽‍♀️. Or let’s not forget a man sending me a pic of him bent over with him pooing. I mean there is many more but take your pick"

And people wonder why I keep my filters on

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm beginning to feel left out after having read all the above.

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
12 weeks ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS

Before I blocked guys.

I had a guy that said that he wanted me to walk on him and jump on his back. Probably not that weird in the grand scheme of messages I've had but that one stands out

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By *kphooey43Man
12 weeks ago

Barnet

And people wonder why I keep my filters on

Yes, guess that is a disadvantage of being a woman on here, I don't have filters and get few abusive or obscene messages (probably fatal to say that). When I do, I reply by saying I am not bi or gay or looking for a couple and usually they just say ok, thanks, and that's it.

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By *ocialablechapMan
12 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

"IRL a fairly formal work colleague asked me if I knew what space docking was

I urge everyone NOT to Google this 🫣

Yup! My lizard brain had to look it up 🤣🤣😱"

Had to look it up too...

I got 2 versions.

An MF version and a MM version!

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By *ifeIsShort69Couple
12 weeks ago

ayrshire

Would pay me to ball bust him and but me high heels to do it

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London

To show her my moose knuckle...

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By *91kMan
12 weeks ago

Maidstone

"To show her my moose knuckle..."

FFS 🤣

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By *arc PolarisMan
12 weeks ago

Château des Étoiles

Noting that weird. I feel like I’m missing out 😂

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
12 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Someone asked me to dress up in his mum's clothes

Oughtnt enquire but wonder if you did?"

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I was asked to wear a Liverpool shirt and fuck a woman I was chatting to…I’m not that deranged

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Central

"Sigh, what is it with stone people? It's Ratopolis, I tell you!

*some people.

(Sigh what is it with autocorrect?)

I like the idea of stone people!"

Stone people could cause far less disquiet and need to

than many of the flesh and blood ones

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