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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago

If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so.

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By *rivextrMan
12 weeks ago

London

No… tea total means zero alcohol. You can’t be total with exceptions

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London

No, it makes you a social drinker, not teetotal.

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By *naswingdressWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

No. Teetotal is no alcohol. Not occasionally, not with friends.

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London


"No, it makes you a social drinker, not teetotal."

Not sure I need to qualify the social bit - just makes you a drinker, but nothing wrong with that.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
12 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

No, tea total is someone who doesn't drink at all, what your describing is a light drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Yeah. I'm tea total. I only drink when there's gin in the fridge.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Tea total is when you drink Earl Grey instead of alcohol. 😌

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London


"Tea total is when you drink Earl Grey instead of alcohol. 😌"

But not Yorkshire?

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By *rivextrMan
12 weeks ago

London

Irish tea doesn’t count

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London


"Yeah. I'm tea total. I only drink when there's gin in the fridge. "

Yeah. I don't drink gin. Except when I do.

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

OP, I'm really surprised you've lasted this long, this time around.

👁️👁️

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
12 weeks ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS

Definitely not. 2 drinks don't even begin to qualify for that.

Think of the person that's legless after drinking and can't even string a sentence together.

That's what qualifies

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By *lba The ScotMan
12 weeks ago

Midlothian

Fuckin' stupid question OP. I guess you're not on tea tonight?

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By *l1212Man
12 weeks ago

Lincoln


"Yeah. I'm tea total. I only drink when there's gin in the fridge. "

Same as me I only drink water through unless I have vodka in the fridge 🤷‍♂️

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
12 weeks ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS

It's literally a light social drinker at best. Can't even really say you've had a drink as you're probs gonna be able to drive home depending on what you've had

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Fuckin' stupid question OP. I guess you're not on tea tonight?"

Oooh the foul language is shocking.

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By *ebauchery DivineWoman
12 weeks ago

Land of the Yam yams


"Tea total is when you drink Earl Grey instead of alcohol. 😌"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Tea total is when you drink Earl Grey instead of alcohol. 😌

But not Yorkshire?"

I like a classy drink, what can I say...

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By *naswingdressWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"OP, I'm really surprised you've lasted this long, this time around.

👁️👁️"

👀

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By *hoenix_1Man
12 weeks ago

richmond


"No. Teetotal is no alcohol. Not occasionally, not with friends."

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Definitely not. 2 drinks don't even begin to qualify for that.

Think of the person that's legless after drinking and can't even string a sentence together.

That's what qualifies "

Ahhh as I only eat out once in a blue moon then it does qualify me as 'tea total'.

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London


"Definitely not. 2 drinks don't even begin to qualify for that.

Think of the person that's legless after drinking and can't even string a sentence together.

That's what qualifies

Ahhh as I only eat out once in a blue moon then it does qualify me as 'tea total'."

Assume you're over 18, OP? You're allowed to drink, so don't sweat it. There's no badge for being teetotal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Definitely not. 2 drinks don't even begin to qualify for that.

Think of the person that's legless after drinking and can't even string a sentence together.

That's what qualifies

Ahhh as I only eat out once in a blue moon then it does qualify me as 'tea total'.

Assume you're over 18, OP? You're allowed to drink, so don't sweat it. There's no badge for being teetotal."

I confess I'm only 16 and 3/4

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By *kphooey43Man
12 weeks ago

Barnet


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so. "

OP, were you being facetious? You know you could just have googled that.

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By *rHotNottsMan
12 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Yeah. I'm tea total. I only drink when there's gin in the fridge. "

A friend of mine quit going to the pub completely, apart from lunchtimes and evenings

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so.

OP, were you being facetious? You know you could just have googled that."

Are you accusing the OP of being a bit of a time waster? Like the weightloss injection thread? I'm shooketh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so.

OP, were you being facetious? You know you could just have googled that."

I'm incredibly serious

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By *londebiguyMan
12 weeks ago

Southport


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so. "

That's two total.

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By *oupleInSyncCouple
12 weeks ago

Falkirk

Daft question. Of course it's not tea total. The clue is in the name or suggestion. I don't refer to myself as such, but through choice, I do not touch a drop of alcohol. Ever.

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Daft question. Of course it's not tea total. The clue is in the name or suggestion. I don't refer to myself as such, but through choice, I do not touch a drop of alcohol. Ever.

Mr. "

What about people who claim to be vegetarians yet eat fish?

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By *hisfuckingguyMan
12 weeks ago

Bradford


"Daft question. Of course it's not tea total. The clue is in the name or suggestion. I don't refer to myself as such, but through choice, I do not touch a drop of alcohol. Ever.

Mr.

What about people who claim to be vegetarians yet eat fish?"

Pescatarian

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Daft question. Of course it's not tea total. The clue is in the name or suggestion. I don't refer to myself as such, but through choice, I do not touch a drop of alcohol. Ever.

Mr.

What about people who claim to be vegetarians yet eat fish?

Pescatarian"

So could you honestly say 'pescatarians' are really vegetarians or are they just fooling themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"No, tea total is someone who doesn't drink at all, what your describing is a light drinker"

It’s YOU’RE as in short for YOU ARE.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so. "

Did you know the word Teetotal was made up as a mistake. The guy was trying to say TOTAL but had a stutter.

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By *lasgowgent35Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

No officer I’ve not been drinking whilst driving, I’m tee total. I’ve only had 2 gins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so.

Did you know the word Teetotal was made up as a mistake. The guy was trying to say TOTAL but had a stutter."

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I think the op knows exactly what's he's doing with his posts

Very clever

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By *allySlinkyWoman
12 weeks ago

Leeds


" only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total' ?

That's two total."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"I think the op knows exactly what's he's doing with his posts

Very clever "

Okay spill the beans what am I apparently doing?

Anyways I still think I qualify as 'tea-total': I don't drink at home at all, why I bought a bottle of macallens 18 year whiskey 6 years ago and its never been opened. To my amazment the same year 2020(2018) now sells for £600! And its not even easy to buy. Anyways I just gave it away free this weekend!

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By *oundtightCouple
12 weeks ago

Manchester

Tea totalitarians smh

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
12 weeks ago

Bognor Regis

It's very rare that I drink but I'm not tea total because I will drink if I want to.

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By *unguy2429Man
12 weeks ago

worthing

I am tea total have done for 10 years now

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By *WANDTGCouple
12 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

Teetotal here, July 2005 was my last drinking session 😁

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By *parkle1974Woman
12 weeks ago

Garden of Eden


"I think the op knows exactly what's he's doing with his posts

Very clever

Okay spill the beans what am I apparently doing?

Anyways I still think I qualify as 'tea-total': I don't drink at home at all, why I bought a bottle of macallens 18 year whiskey 6 years ago and its never been opened. To my amazment the same year 2020(2018) now sells for £600! And its not even easy to buy. Anyways I just gave it away free this weekend!"

It's still easy to buy and it's cheaper than £600

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By *igerFiestaMan
12 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Part-time tea totaller.

According to Google answers a non-virgin can also be celibate.

Q - Can a non-virgin be celibate like a nun?

A - Yes, absolutely. Virginity is the state of never having had sex, while celibacy is a voluntary choice to abstain from sexual activity going forward.

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By *BelfastGuyMan
12 weeks ago

Belfast

Tea Total the clue in the name.

Means being completely dry

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Round the bend

I'm guessing you had a couple before you asked the question OP

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By *WB85Man
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I've never in my 40 years drank a cup of tea.

Does that make me Tea Total?

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By *kphooey43Man
12 weeks ago

Barnet


"I'm guessing you had a couple before you asked the question OP "

Positively pickled, addled, plastered, but he only had one ((via an IV that is permanently carried around with him)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find I have a better night out being sober

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"I'm guessing you had a couple before you asked the question OP "

Last time I had drink was about 2 months ago, and I only had 1 drink. So no I didn't have a drink.

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By *kphooey43Man
12 weeks ago

Barnet

Oh, he has gone UNLOS again.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh, he has gone UNLOS again."

He never lasts long. They soon cotton on to

Who he is 🤣

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By *a LunaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wales


"Oh, he has gone UNLOS again.

He never lasts long. They soon cotton on to

Who he is 🤣"

It’s not like he hides who he is either 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh, he has gone UNLOS again.

He never lasts long. They soon cotton on to

Who he is 🤣

It’s not like he hides who he is either 🤦🏻‍♀️"

I know 🤣🤣

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London

UNLOS? Now?! Will nobody think of the poor baby ducks?

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By *kphooey43Man
12 weeks ago

Barnet

What happened to "Bedford" man? That used to be fun, though i think commenting on his threads got me regular visits to the naughty step.

I have been very good since returning this time to Fab.

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By *kphooey43Man
12 weeks ago

Barnet


"UNLOS? Now?! Will nobody think of the poor baby ducks?"

I think he's gone to buy a puppy, or to sell his bottle of whiskey

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London


"UNLOS? Now?! Will nobody think of the poor baby ducks?

I think he's gone to buy a puppy, or to sell his bottle of whiskey "

Ah, I heard he's now a sales rep for a weightloss drug company.

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By *a LunaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wales


"What happened to "Bedford" man? That used to be fun, though i think commenting on his threads got me regular visits to the naughty step.

I have been very good since returning this time to Fab."

Well you were, until you mentioned the naughty step! 🤪

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By *ildatheart01Man
12 weeks ago

Petersfield

Be honest. The question you are really asking is, “If I’ve only sucked two cocks, am I straight?”

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Be honest. The question you are really asking is, “If I’ve only sucked two cocks, am I straight?”"

🤣 this made me chuckle

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By *viatrixCouple
12 weeks ago

Gatwick

Of course not.

It means you’re a social drinker.

A teetotal person does not drink any alcohol. Some of them even avoid cough syrups etc because some have some level of alcohol.

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By *iver78Man
12 weeks ago

barton upon humber


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so. "

I class myself as tea total , and like you only have an alcoholic drink once in a while , so yes I'd say

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"OP, I'm really surprised you've lasted this long, this time around.

👁️👁️

·

👀"

Well, it was a foreskin conclusion. Sorry, "foregone".

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By *layfullsamMan
12 weeks ago

Solihull


"If you only drink when out with friends at a restaurant or pub AND only have two drinks max, does qualify you as 'tea total'? I think so. "

Absolutely and if you only inject heroin twice a week you’re not an addict

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
12 weeks ago

Reading


"No, it makes you a social drinker, not teetotal."

Yep this. Though I think an odd glass at a wedding would still count as tee total.

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By *viatrixCouple
12 weeks ago

Gatwick


"OP, I'm really surprised you've lasted this long, this time around.

👁️👁️

·

👀

Well, it was a foreskin conclusion. Sorry, "foregone". "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hadn’t realised it was him! 👀

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

No I can’t get on board with I’m teetotal but have a drink every now and then 🤣. That’s like saying I’m straight but I suck cock on a Sunday

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By *allySlinkyWoman
12 weeks ago

Leeds

It's teetotal. Nothing to do with drinking tea. The tee is to emphasise Total Abstinence.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"No I can’t get on board with I’m teetotal but have a drink every now and then 🤣. That’s like saying I’m straight but I suck cock on a Sunday "

But Nora you are and you do..?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
12 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"No I can’t get on board with I’m teetotal but have a drink every now and then 🤣. That’s like saying I’m straight but I suck cock on a Sunday

But Nora you are and you do..? "

Ha. I’m not straight and wouldn’t dream of sucking cock on the lord’s day 😱😇

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By *eliWoman
12 weeks ago

.

Lotus man? 🥲

Sad I missed you, next time.

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By *uriouscouple105Couple
12 weeks ago

Fife

Who goes to the pub and only has 2 drinks ?? Or is that a me problem 🙈😆

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