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By (user no longer on site) OP   
2 weeks ago

Why are we humans so embarresed when we fart? I mean we don't get embarresed when we sneeze, both are natural. Do other creatures get embarrased? Obviously not. I'd just come out the swimming baths and walking out via the reception came a huge fart, unbeknownst to me a girl was behind the counter and she heard me loud and clear, honestly I was so embarrased, my face all red, acting all innocent, I was like 'oooh where did that come from'?

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

An answer to alot.of things

The Victorians have a lot to answer for in this country

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"An answer to alot.of things

The Victorians have a lot to answer for in this country"

Don't they just?!! The everlasting purgative that was shared by the whole family?!!! 🤣🤣🤢💩

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
2 weeks ago


"An answer to alot.of things

The Victorians have a lot to answer for in this country"

Really? Why?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

A sneeze doesnt stink ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
2 weeks ago


"A sneeze doesnt stink .."

And some farts are odourless. Well mine was.

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By *opman121Man
2 weeks ago

stoke on Trent

Just as long you don’t fart while licking pussy would put me off lol

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth


"An answer to alot.of things

The Victorians have a lot to answer for in this country

Really? Why? "

Reserve, proper behaviour (*spit*) correct moral standards. Counter reaction to the perceived excess of the regency.

Even furniture wasn't allowed to show it's ankles!

Lots of that behaviour we see persist into the new century, some really outdated thinking that are fundamental conservativism social attitudes.

Why do you get periods like the 20s where a generation rebels against stuffy conservative societal norms? Because as a country that's the way we're still brought up and it persists as some sort of genetic memory benchmark and it's all bloody Vickie's fault

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm all for farting but the amount of times ive been asked to suck them out my bumhole makes me concerned for the human race.

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"An answer to alot.of things

The Victorians have a lot to answer for in this country

Really? Why? "

I suggest watching The Victorian Pharmacy which was on BBC two.. fascinating but they also had some pretty grim habits 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"A sneeze doesnt stink .."

Very honest of you! Own it girl!!

Mr 🐺 (deceased)

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville


"A sneeze doesnt stink ..

Very honest of you! Own it girl!!

Mr 🐺 (deceased)"

😱🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *oingMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Antrim

Mine register on the Richter scale

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"A sneeze doesnt stink ..

Very honest of you! Own it girl!!

Mr 🐺 (deceased)"

You cheeky fucker!!!

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By *H7in5Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Or dont fart during a bj

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
2 weeks ago


"An answer to alot.of things

The Victorians have a lot to answer for in this country

Really? Why?

Reserve, proper behaviour (*spit*) correct moral standards. Counter reaction to the perceived excess of the regency.

Even furniture wasn't allowed to show it's ankles!

Lots of that behaviour we see persist into the new century, some really outdated thinking that are fundamental conservativism social attitudes.

Why do you get periods like the 20s where a generation rebels against stuffy conservative societal norms? Because as a country that's the way we're still brought up and it persists as some sort of genetic memory benchmark and it's all bloody Vickie's fault"

To be fair spitting is very anti-social and it spreads germs.

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Come on. Use the same logic about poo and do it in public shamelessly. Really?

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Probably something to do with the expulsion of fecal matter that happens when you do.

I find it disgusting. Don't fart anywhere near me. I don't care if your stomach hurts.

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By *iver78Man
2 weeks ago

barton upon humber


"Come on. Use the same logic about poo and do it in public shamelessly. Really? "

This , I know it's part off life ,but do we need to do it In front of others ?

As for sneezing !! It's kinda of involuntary isent it ?

Iv worked on docks etc all my life and still never blatantly farted I'm front of people !! Isent it just respectful ?

Again ad with most things I'm probably wrong. Lol

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm


"Probably something to do with the expulsion of fecal matter that happens when you do.

I find it disgusting. Don't fart anywhere near me. I don't care if your stomach hurts. "

Where I was born and raised we didn't have a Victoria Queen, but it's considered disgusting too. How come?

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By *luemoonxMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Yeah but where does it end? Plenty of things are natural but we keep certain things private.

Expulsion of gas from a persons arse is normally very smelly hence why it’s not polite to do it in public.

Not sure why someone wouldn’t understand that.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

A mate of mine has no issues in farting, normally quite loudly, in public. It can be a bit embarrassing at times, but sometimes it's also quite funny depending on the situation. I also try and guess what he had for his tea the night before, I've got the nose to determine between a chilli con carne and a KFC bargain bucket meal. 👃🏼

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By *lofeldMan
2 weeks ago

Redhill


"A sneeze doesnt stink .."

This

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By *igblue70Man
2 weeks ago

Bootle

Mine stink , often with certain company it’s funny but in the general public it can be embarrassing

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Better out than in

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