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"I've just had a sausage and egg sandwich was wonderful thanks. Shall sit here and finish my coffee "Enjoy the view  | |||
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"Coffee babes, huge coffee please Was at a festival yesterday, feet killing, thighs killing, bum muscles killing!! I'm not cut out for this lifestyle 😂 Today, a couple of jobs in the garden, daughter wants to go town for some makeup, the champions league final tonight and then a few drinks out with TheHusband " Sounds like a good weekend!! I've added an extra shot of espresso for you lovely 😘 | |||
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"Morning! Wouldn't mind some tasty pastry and a good cool OJ...." Morning! Coming right up sir 🫡 | |||
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"Im Just loitering 😆 " Don't blame you. The view up here is something else  | |||
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"Tea... Milk no sugar. Toast and marmalade please. Marking students work today. Why did I agree to it
Have a great day "Coming up! That doesn't sound fun at all. One for a pretty boring day myself! | |||
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"I would love to have a fruit salad, some toasted bread slices with cherry jam, orange juice and a single nice espresso. As soon as I finish my nice breakfast, I will think on what to do, still my brain is not yet connecting" On its way | |||
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I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls | |||
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"Morning! Wouldn't mind some tasty pastry and a good cool OJ.... Morning! Coming right up sir 🫡" Excellent service ..I like! | |||
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"Coffee and a fruit bowl breakfast for me. I think I'll spin a while watching all the beautiful people come and go on the roof top!" They may need some help applying the sun screen | |||
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"Too hot to eat hot food just a cappuccino and a croissant "Good choice | |||
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"Can I get a pain au chocolat please and an orange juice" But of course | |||
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"Morning beautiful. Can I have the usual and I little bit of you on top please 🙏😁😁" Morning handsome. You can have that on the house. Please let me know if you need seconds  | |||
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu "Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼 | |||
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"Currently having breakfast in the garden . Rocking an Xmas onesie. My neighbours likely judge but I dont care" Good for you. You do you!! And enjoy | |||
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"The biggest latte you got please and a biscoff on the side please" We ay posh here. Have a lucky dip in the biscuit barrel  | |||
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼"Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉 | |||
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"I've had a coffee and a flapjack already (three hours ago), now want my lunch, are you able to provide anything savoury?" Scotch eggs? Sausage rolls? | |||
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉"You're fired 🫵🏼 | |||
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"Good morning can I have a cuppa tea please … thank you " But of course you can. No sausages in baps today I'm afraid, but plenty of juicy melons on the terrace | |||
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"Hope you had a lovely week! Black coffee, please Mrs Wolves before I hit the gym. I’ll get naked after I’m pumped up 💪🏼 Thanks " I have thank you! No iced latte today?! I will keep you a special seat for when you're all pumped up | |||
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"Good morning can I have a cuppa tea please … thank you But of course you can. No sausages in baps today I'm afraid, but plenty of juicy melons on the terrace "Oh well melons it is then …. | |||
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"I've been up since 4.45 already drank two much coffee,mind won't stop going through past events
I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls "Oh foxy. If you ever need to vent to a strange lady on the Internet, my inbox is always open 🫶🏼 Glass of orange juice coming up for you x | |||
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"Well I got home at 2am this mornimg from Sicily! Currently mainlining strong coffee and eating toast😃" Ooh sounds wonderful! You can just sit and enjoy the view then | |||
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"Would love a coffee fruit and yogurt please sun cream factor 50 as well get burnt on a cloudy day me " Not a problem. Enjoy ☕ | |||
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼"Never employed 🖕🤪 | |||
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"A nice creamy latte for me please " Sure thing. Help yourself to the biscuit barrel | |||
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"Coffe please... "Help yourself to milk and sugar if you're not already sweet enough | |||
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"Just got in. I've been up and out for 2 hours, best thing about the weather is the mornings. Breakfast is much more enjoyable after some fresh air. " It does help build up an appetite! | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning? "Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️ | |||
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"I've been up since 4.45 already drank two much coffee,mind won't stop going through past events
I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls
Oh foxy. If you ever need to vent to a strange lady on the Internet, my inbox is always open 🫶🏼
Glass of orange juice coming up for you x"Oh it just grief has an awful habit of just popping up,but thank you so more that really means alot to me x | |||
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪"You're the worst glamorous assistant ever  | |||
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪
You're the worst glamorous assistant ever "U never said that last night | |||
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪
You're the worst glamorous assistant ever
U never said that last night"Ahhh you had that dream again. Bless | |||
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"I've been up since 4.45 already drank two much coffee,mind won't stop going through past events
I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls
Oh foxy. If you ever need to vent to a strange lady on the Internet, my inbox is always open 🫶🏼
Glass of orange juice coming up for you x
Oh it just grief has an awful habit of just popping up,but thank you so more that really means alot to me x"Grief is a strange thing. Can jump up and bite you on the bum at any given moment. Enjoy spending time with your mum and give yourself lots of love ❤️ | |||
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪
You're the worst glamorous assistant ever
U never said that last night
Ahhh you had that dream again. Bless "Nightmare id call it | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️"Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx | |||
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"I've been up since 4.45 already drank two much coffee,mind won't stop going through past events
I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls
Oh foxy. If you ever need to vent to a strange lady on the Internet, my inbox is always open 🫶🏼
Glass of orange juice coming up for you x
Oh it just grief has an awful habit of just popping up,but thank you so more that really means alot to me x
Grief is a strange thing. Can jump up and bite you on the bum at any given moment. Enjoy spending time with your mum and give yourself lots of love ❤️"Thank you I will,have a lovely Saturday whatever your doing xx | |||
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"Morning! Wouldn't mind some tasty pastry and a good cool OJ...." Can I have a cappuccino please, served on his chest | |||
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪
You're the worst glamorous assistant ever
U never said that last night
Ahhh you had that dream again. Bless
Nightmare id call it"Say that to the wet patch | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx"Kisses are on the house today. 💋 | |||
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"I've been up since 4.45 already drank two much coffee,mind won't stop going through past events
I'm at Mams until Monday
So a large glass of orange juice pls
Oh foxy. If you ever need to vent to a strange lady on the Internet, my inbox is always open 🫶🏼
Glass of orange juice coming up for you x
Oh it just grief has an awful habit of just popping up,but thank you so more that really means alot to me x
Grief is a strange thing. Can jump up and bite you on the bum at any given moment. Enjoy spending time with your mum and give yourself lots of love ❤️
Thank you I will,have a lovely Saturday whatever your doing xx"I will thank you x | |||
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"Morning! Wouldn't mind some tasty pastry and a good cool OJ.... Can I have a cappuccino please, served on his chest "Of course. Be careful you don't burn him 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Do you still have E.coli on the menu
Only for you, numb nuts 🫶🏼
Hoping you cleared everything up (walks past)😉
You're fired 🫵🏼
Never employed 🖕🤪
You're the worst glamorous assistant ever
U never said that last night
Ahhh you had that dream again. Bless
Nightmare id call it
Say that to the wet patch "You drooling over me | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋"Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x"There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom "Oh wolves & I are neighbours, I know all the short cuts so keep ya head down and follow me lol | |||
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"Good morning! Tea and a pain au chocolat please. " Good morning. Anything madam requires. 🫖 🥐 | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom
Oh wolves & I are neighbours, I know all the short cuts so keep ya head down and follow me lol"Oh iv heard that before end up blindfolded🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x"straight to the front for you neighbour 🫦💋 | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom "Get out of my cafe you! | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️xstraight to the front for you neighbour 🫦💋"🤢 | |||
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"Iced Coffee n a selection of Danish. Off to a wedding in the evening" Of course! Have a great weekend 😊 | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom
Get out of my cafe you!"Not in it outside 🖕🤪 | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom
Oh wolves & I are neighbours, I know all the short cuts so keep ya head down and follow me lol
Oh iv heard that before end up blindfolded🤣🤣🤣"I'm usually given the gimp mask but I think thats down to being so ugly,.. 🤔 | |||
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"Good morning! Tea and a pain au chocolat please. Good morning. Anything madam requires. 🫖 🥐" 🤗💕 | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom
Oh wolves & I are neighbours, I know all the short cuts so keep ya head down and follow me lol
Oh iv heard that before end up blindfolded🤣🤣🤣
I'm usually given the gimp mask but I think thats down to being so ugly,.. 🤔 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i think thats her kink🤪 | |||
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"IV coffee please " Welcome back! Tea for me please wolves | |||
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"Good morning darling, I wonder what you might recommend I put my lips against this morning?
Oh look who's here do you have any ideas what would satiate your appetite you gorgeous being 😘❤️
Oh just the water you shower in will be fine served with a kiss of course 😘 xx
Kisses are on the house today. 💋
Then I'll wait my turn to pucker up patiently, dam look at the que lol...x❤️x
There will be hope you took a ticket theres revolving doors at her bedroom
Oh wolves & I are neighbours, I know all the short cuts so keep ya head down and follow me lol
Oh iv heard that before end up blindfolded🤣🤣🤣
I'm usually given the gimp mask but I think thats down to being so ugly,.. 🤔 "You fool 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"What time are you serving cocktail from? Ill have a bloody mary please" Any time you like. It's 5pm somewhere! | |||
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"Quite fancy a knockwurst in a hotdog bun with lashings of mayo. Got any in? 🌭" If it requires cooking, you can respectfully get bent 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Quite fancy a knockwurst in a hotdog bun with lashings of mayo. Got any in? 🌭 If it requires cooking, you can respectfully get bent 🤣🤣" Point proved | |||
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"A nice coffee and then need to get out and continue the gardening… maybe out for a run later. A nice, no drama, day" I could really do with a gardener if you get bored after you've done yours | |||
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"A nice coffee and then need to get out and continue the gardening… maybe out for a run later. A nice, no drama, day I could really do with a gardener if you get bored after you've done yours "Just going to start on mine. If you could provide a refreshing cold drink in about an hour, that would be lovely. | |||
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"IV coffee please " Give me your juciest vein 💉💉💉💉☕ And I'm well aware that that sounds extremely wrong 😳 | |||
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"IV coffee please Welcome back! Tea for me please wolves " Whatever madam requires 🫖 | |||
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"Morning, good I slept so good, I'd still a cuddle though 😂 x" I am a laydeee of my word. Brace yourself. Incoming! 🫂🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 | |||
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"Morning, coffee for me please and some assistance with my suncream please "Coffee coming. Need your back doing?! | |||
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"Morning Wolvesey 👋 Just a warm pain au chocolat and a flat white for me and make it snappy! Or respectfully in your own time... Please 😘😅" Oooh bossy! I like it  | |||
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"Morning A coffee, a newspaper & a Saturday morning kiss would be perfect thank you "For you handsome ☕💋 🗞️ | |||
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"Marmite on toast with sliced cucumber on top and a white coffee with 2 sugars please. " I've never heard of such a concoction!! But your wish is my command! | |||
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"Sounds lovely, café con leche, on ice please, with a big dollop of coconut ice cream" Café con what you say?? You'll have nescafe with coconut milk and like it | |||
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"Morning, good I slept so good, I'd still a cuddle though 😂 x I am a laydeee of my word. Brace yourself. Incoming! 🫂🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗" Aww thanks 👍 xxx | |||
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"Coffee and a bacon roll with brown sauce please x" All out of bacon sorry. But here's the coffee ☕ | |||
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"Your no1 special left over bacon spoiled eggs and food youve dropped on the floor "5 second role applies in this establishment. Please excuse the cat hair | |||
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"Coffee and a croissant please" Would that be lattes? | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night "Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳 | |||
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"A cheery and almond croissant please Mrs W, cappuccino with a little sugar and semi x glass of half oj and half apple juice too please. And will happily assist when you need the sun cream reapplying x" You're too goood to me 💋 | |||
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"white coffee one sugar please.. a nice coffee with you mrs wolves "come and join me. I have the best seat in the sunshine Dave 😘 | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳"A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose "Have tongue will travel... 👅 | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅 "There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅 | |||
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"Coffee and a croissant please Would that be lattes? "Go on then little bit of gingerbread syrup too if you have it | |||
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"Quite fancy a knockwurst in a hotdog bun with lashings of mayo. Got any in? 🌭 If it requires cooking, you can respectfully get bent 🤣🤣 Point proved "" I can bring my own pre-prepared knockwurst as long as you have a nice bun to put it in " | |||
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"Quite fancy a knockwurst in a hotdog bun with lashings of mayo. Got any in? 🌭 If it requires cooking, you can respectfully get bent 🤣🤣 Point proved
I can bring my own pre-prepared knockwurst as long as you have a nice bun to put it in "You have a deal | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅"Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋 | |||
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"It's beer o clock I'd like a cold please Mr wolf and of course whatever your having " One cold beer coming up for you..help yourself to complementary euuugh olives. In fact I demand you eat them all 🤢🤣🤣🤣 x | |||
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"Can I have legover and chips please? 😜" I'm out of chips gorgeous. Can do double legover | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋"You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈 | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈"Is it ice cold cider time yet OP? | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP?"It certainly is but you will have to help yourself gorgeous. I'm off to the real pub ..none of this imaginary shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘 | |||
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"A day of island exploration today. We're in Fuerteventura and rarely go far from where were staying. Today we jumped in a hire car and had a good look around. Sounds lovely! Enjoy the rest of your hols. Supposed to be a lot cooler here tomorrow...thank God Hope everyone else had a great day. " | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP?
It certainly is but you will have to help yourself gorgeous. I'm off to the real pub ..none of this imaginary shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘"I'll serve you both one of these days but as your off out wolves I'll be giving Flirty my attention... now hold it with both hands flirty & suck this straw | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP?
It certainly is but you will have to help yourself gorgeous. I'm off to the real pub ..none of this imaginary shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
I'll serve you both one of these days but as your off out wolves I'll be giving Flirty my attention... now hold it with both hands flirty & suck this straw "And I thought you only had eyes for me. You men are so fickle 🙄🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"It's past 5 o'clock, is it happy hour yet? " Absofrigginlutely 🥂 | |||
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"Think I’m barred 😔 😢 " You can come in if you want to | |||
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"May I have a spiced rum and c0ke please. Red leg,if you have it. Driving all day and pretty much just back" You can. You'll have to help yourself to anymore though. Beer garden is calling our names! | |||
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"Think I’m barred 😔 😢 You can come in if you want to " Could I have bottle of wine for the owner Pint of cider for myself plus slice of humble pie , forgot my sun cream but I’ll take the roasting hot sun | |||
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"Think I’m barred 😔 😢 You can come in if you want to Could I have bottle of wine for the owner Pint of cider for myself plus slice of humble pie , forgot my sun cream but I’ll take the roasting hot sun " Thank you. Would you like cream with your pie lol | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP?
It certainly is but you will have to help yourself gorgeous. I'm off to the real pub ..none of this imaginary shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
I'll serve you both one of these days but as your off out wolves I'll be giving Flirty my attention... now hold it with both hands flirty & suck this straw
And I thought you only had eyes for me. You men are so fickle 🙄🤣🤣🤣"Now your my darling and you know how I feel about you..? usually with both hands at the same time 😘 (_!_) xx | |||
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"Orange juice for me please OP. I hope you’re both doing well this very beautiful Saturday morning. What else could you suggest for an energy boost? T’was a long night last night
Sugar. Have all the sugar. Can I interest you in a glazed donut?😳
A jammy doughnut would be lovely. I’ll even play bite roulette with a 2 holed one if someone wants to lick me clean if I lose
Have tongue will travel... 👅
There ya go flirty! An offer no mere mortal could resist! 🍩 👅
Deal! Might have to spill on purpose 😈💋
You're so naughty. I love it 🤪😂😂😈
Is it ice cold cider time yet OP?
It certainly is but you will have to help yourself gorgeous. I'm off to the real pub ..none of this imaginary shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
I'll serve you both one of these days but as your off out wolves I'll be giving Flirty my attention... now hold it with both hands flirty & suck this straw
And I thought you only had eyes for me. You men are so fickle 🙄🤣🤣🤣
Now your my darling and you know how I feel about you..? usually with both hands at the same time 😘 (_!_) xx"Oh you cheeky blighter | |||
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"Think I’m barred 😔 😢 You can come in if you want to Could I have bottle of wine for the owner Pint of cider for myself plus slice of humble pie , forgot my sun cream but I’ll take the roasting hot sun Thank you. Would you like cream with your pie lol " Yes please can squirt the cream wherever u fancy | |||
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"It's past 5 o'clock, is it happy hour yet? Absofrigginlutely 🥂" ChinchinDharlinks *clink* | |||
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"It's past 5 o'clock, is it happy hour yet? Absofrigginlutely 🥂 ChinchinDharlinks *clink*" Takes poly out to somewhere classy | |||
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