FabSwingers.com forum: What's with the mahoosive paper straws??

By *ull of Puddin OP Woman
2 weeks ago

isle of munters

I really had trouble sucking my milkshake from McDonalds last night!

When did paper straws happen lol

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By *igBeardyDanMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

They've had paper straws for ages, they've ok till they fall apart half way through drinking

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

Eventually people will start carrying metal straws of their own, just in case they want a milkshake.

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

McDonald's first introduced paper straws in the UK in 2018, but then launched an "evolved" and sturdier paper straw in late 2019.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Quite right too … diameter is relevant too depending on viscosity!- but think of the environmental impact using plastic which is non biodegradable!

Waste is bad enough scattered everywhere in fact it’s awful but it’s better to have a paper straw than plastic any day !

( please note diameter = girth which is so important)

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

You can get good quality paper straws. McDonald's ones are really shit though, unless you drink really quickly and don't even think about having a milkshake

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By *ultonfuncoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Oulton Broad, Suffolk

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By *ultonfuncoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Oulton Broad, Suffolk

Give me paper straws any day. Remember the footage of the Turtle with a plastic straw stuck up it's nose? Awful. If some people can't be trusted to dispose of stuff correctly, we all have to change.

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"I really had trouble sucking my milkshake from McDonalds last night!

When did paper straws happen lol

You’re right, they’ve definitely change the size of them! I noticed it, maybe 2 weeks or so ago now.

I quite like them, can drink my Oasis quicker

lol

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By *uri00620Woman
2 weeks ago

Croydon

"Eventually people will start carrying metal straws of their own, just in case they want a milkshake."

I've done this for years. Metal straw that folds up is attached to my keyring.

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

In my experience it's better to use a stirrer and just drink a Maccie milkshake without a straw.

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By *ornucopiaMan
2 weeks ago

Bexley

Milkshakes are the most disgusting drink thought up by slobs for slobs and straws are an adjunct to the sucking slob culture.

Who cares if they are third rate rubbish...(the straws,that is)

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By *urry BlokeMan
2 weeks ago

Paper straws make me gag

As do the throwaway wooden spoons and forks

Just no

As soon as I feel that dryness on my lips, the gag reflex kicks in

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By *igBeardyDanMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

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By *igBeardyDanMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

"Milkshakes are the most disgusting drink thought up by slobs for slobs and straws are an adjunct to the sucking slob culture.

Who cares if they are third rate rubbish...(the straws,that is)"

Say what you mean, don't sit on the fence

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By *wcoMan
2 weeks ago

West Midlands

Surely they've been around for 5 years or more?

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By *ull of Puddin OP Woman
2 weeks ago

isle of munters

"I really had trouble sucking my milkshake from McDonalds last night!

When did paper straws happen lol

You’re right, they’ve definitely change the size of them! I noticed it, maybe 2 weeks or so ago now.

I quite like them, can drink my Oasis quicker

lol "

Thank you TDH

there's a girthier straw now to a month ago for sure

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

I don't find paper straws that bad to be honest. If you don't put your entire mouth around it to suck it up, it doesn't get soggy.

^ on today's episode on how not to give a blowjob.

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"I don't find paper straws that bad to be honest. If you don't put your entire mouth around it to suck it up, it doesn't get soggy.

^ on today's episode on how not to give a blowjob. "

That's right, Effy. Be delicate and save the planet!

🌍🌍

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"I don't find paper straws that bad to be honest. If you don't put your entire mouth around it to suck it up, it doesn't get soggy.

^ on today's episode on how not to give a blowjob.

That's right, Effy. Be delicate and save the planet!

🌍🌍"

David would be proud.

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"I don't find paper straws that bad to be honest. If you don't put your entire mouth around it to suck it up, it doesn't get soggy.

^ on today's episode on how not to give a blowjob.

That's right, Effy. Be delicate and save the planet!

🌍🌍

David would be proud. "

David has no time for bad BJs, I'm sure.

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

I'm loving the big thick sexy straw.

Improved volume efficiency and my frappe ice no longer clogs up the pipe

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By *bby_of_the_shireTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Ashby

"Milkshakes are the most disgusting drink thought up by slobs for slobs and straws are an adjunct to the sucking slob culture.

Who cares if they are third rate rubbish...(the straws,that is)"

I beg to differ.....

Will suck dick for narna shake anyday

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