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"Both hold a Guinness world record: Him for longest sperm shot (3.7m) Her for longest continuous squirt (3 minutes 15 seconds)" Hes definately a midget disguised as a tall man...he stands on stools | |||
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"Both hold a Guinness world record: Him for longest sperm shot (3.7m) Her for longest continuous squirt (3 minutes 15 seconds) Hes definately a midget disguised as a tall man...he stands on stools "She invented the question mark | |||
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"Both hold a Guinness world record: Him for longest sperm shot (3.7m) Her for longest continuous squirt (3 minutes 15 seconds) Hes definately a midget disguised as a tall man...he stands on stools
She invented the question mark "Her favourite drink is actually Supermalt. His favourite drink is actually Diet Pepsi. | |||
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"Both hold a Guinness world record: Him for longest sperm shot (3.7m) Her for longest continuous squirt (3 minutes 15 seconds) Hes definately a midget disguised as a tall man...he stands on stools
She invented the question mark "The own a slug sanctuary and at night they put the slugs into all their neighbours greenhouses to feed | |||
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"They’re actually full fat cola and use filters " Was a stunt Penis in the Lego action movie | |||
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"At age 14 could run 100m in under 12 seconds " Designs man bags for chanel | |||
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"Operates at the frequency of a blender full of marbles" He's a naked butler for the royal family | |||
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"Operates at the frequency of a blender full of marbles He's a naked butler for the royal family " Can play Green Sleeves on a recorder, backwards | |||
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"Operates at the frequency of a blender full of marbles He's a naked butler for the royal family Can play Green Sleeves on a recorder, backwards " Both professional badminton players | |||
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"Steals my underwear off the washing line in the dead of night Fills cherry cola bottles with doctor pepper and sells them to the Russians" Moonlights as a secret lollipop lady | |||
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"They are vampire hunters " Has a rare form of gigantism. His penis. | |||
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"Juggles geese while chewing on a hamlet cigar" First person ever to take viagra | |||
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"Juggles geese while chewing on a hamlet cigar First person ever to take viagra" Her juicy boobs invented J2O Apple and Mango | |||
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"Juggles geese while chewing on a hamlet cigar First person ever to take viagra Her juicy boobs invented J2O Apple and Mango" Hes a t totaller | |||
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"They are co-designers of the finest 'Roll Top' baths for B&Q." His favourite coffee is McDs finest ☕ | |||
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"They are co-designers of the finest 'Roll Top' baths for B&Q. His favourite coffee is McDs finest ☕" Loves warhammer | |||
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"Invented the curtsey " His bum is used on the NHS leaflet for prostate exams | |||
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"He's got more Led (sic) in his pencil than Zeppelin. ♂️" He taught John Wick how to fight and to kill 3 people in a bar with just a pencil | |||
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"He's got more Led (sic) in his pencil than Zeppelin. ♂️ He taught John Wick how to fight and to kill 3 people in a bar with just a pencil " He broke into the second largest bank in Zurich using only a ballpoint pen | |||
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"He's got more Led (sic) in his pencil than Zeppelin. ♂️ He taught John Wick how to fight and to kill 3 people in a bar with just a pencil " Was the inspiration for The Lost Boys. | |||
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"Is the new Argos advertising for a towel holder She DOESNT like it up the wrong one "His penis swings on the hour every hour. Like cockwork clockwork. | |||
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"Is the new Argos advertising for a towel holder She DOESNT like it up the wrong one
His penis swings on the hour every hour. Like cockwork clockwork."They had to renovate Big Ben cause he had a bigger dong | |||
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"Is the new Argos advertising for a towel holder She DOESNT like it up the wrong one
His penis swings on the hour every hour. Like cockwork clockwork.
They had to renovate Big Ben cause he had a bigger dong"Once beat Chuck Norris in an arm wrestle | |||
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"Was kicked out of all saints before they were famous " I can neither confirm nor deny the above for legal reasons | |||
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"He is the professor of cunning at Oxford university" His penis is a body double for numerous actors in Hollywood. | |||
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"Sneeks into people's houses in the middle of the night to put their toilet roll the wrong way round on the holder. Did a solo balloon ride across south America " Owns more yachts than Jeff Bezos | |||
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"Sneeks into people's houses in the middle of the night to put their toilet roll the wrong way round on the holder. Did a solo balloon ride across south America Owns more yachts than Jeff Bezos" Can place more than 5 hats on their appendage. Hence the name. | |||
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"Sneeks into people's houses in the middle of the night to put their toilet roll the wrong way round on the holder. Did a solo balloon ride across south America Owns more yachts than Jeff Bezos Can place more than 5 hats on their appendage. Hence the name." Supports a premier league football club… | |||
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"Sneeks into people's houses in the middle of the night to put their toilet roll the wrong way round on the holder. Did a solo balloon ride across south America Owns more yachts than Jeff Bezos Can place more than 5 hats on their appendage. Hence the name. Supports a premier league football club…" Shots fired 😂😂😂 Catherine used to be a nude model in a care home. John used to work there as a carer. Their eyes met while she posed for a painting. | |||
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"Sneeks into people's houses in the middle of the night to put their toilet roll the wrong way round on the holder. Did a solo balloon ride across south America Owns more yachts than Jeff Bezos Can place more than 5 hats on their appendage. Hence the name. Supports a premier league football club… Shots fired 😂😂😂 Catherine used to be a nude model in a care home. John used to work there as a carer. Their eyes met while she posed for a painting." You are supposed to making it up 🤣 | |||
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"Sneeks into people's houses in the middle of the night to put their toilet roll the wrong way round on the holder. Did a solo balloon ride across south America Owns more yachts than Jeff Bezos Can place more than 5 hats on their appendage. Hence the name. Supports a premier league football club… Shots fired 😂😂😂 Catherine used to be a nude model in a care home. John used to work there as a carer. Their eyes met while she posed for a painting. You are supposed to making it up 🤣" They talked guy Richie into making the Sherlock movies | |||
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"He likes to get naked in his back garden and roll about in the mud pretending to be a worm. " She once rugby tackled a wild lion who tried to eat a thistle! | |||
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"He likes to get naked in his back garden and roll about in the mud pretending to be a worm. She once rugby tackled a wild lion who tried to eat a thistle!" He's able to open a bottle of beer using only the leverage of his rock hard buttocks. | |||
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"He likes to get naked in his back garden and roll about in the mud pretending to be a worm. She once rugby tackled a wild lion who tried to eat a thistle! He's able to open a bottle of beer using only the leverage of his rock hard buttocks." Will put you under there spell and have their wicked way x | |||
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" Will put you under there spell and have their wicked way x" Secretly loves cock pics 🍆 | |||
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" Will put you under there spell and have their wicked way x Secretly loves cock pics 🍆" Despite his name, has never had a Mocha in his life 😂 | |||
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"He cuddles action man at night "A Suduko master, part time decorator and works in my local Italian restaurant | |||
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"Wears a size 10 in heels Doesn't have a bf and husband, but lives in a convent and the images are if her non identical twin He's an olympic swim wear trunks model, does some gardening on the side hussle and actually hates people" She was working in a clothing store and interrupted me trying on shirt to suck me till balls were empty. | |||
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"Wears a size 10 in heels Doesn't have a bf and husband, but lives in a convent and the images are if her non identical twin He's an olympic swim wear trunks model, does some gardening on the side hussle and actually hates people" She appeared in Game of Thrones | |||
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"Wears a size 10 in heels Doesn't have a bf and husband, but lives in a convent and the images are if her non identical twin He's an olympic swim wear trunks model, does some gardening on the side hussle and actually hates people She appeared in Game of Thrones" He's Hugh Hefner's long lost cousin | |||
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"Hates oral, goes all Elton John.. Dont let the sun, go down on me" She is Peter Andre's bit on the side x | |||
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"She never gave anyone her last rolo" Noooooo,anything but that,I'd give my last rolo to anyone | |||
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"She never gave anyone her last rolo Noooooo,anything but that,I'd give my last rolo to anyone "Def ate the last rolo and denied it!! | |||
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