FabSwingers.com forum: Famous lines from a TV series

By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

We've done films, now time for TV series.

Computer says no

- Little Britain

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

I am the one who knocks

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By *eniescot86Man
2 weeks ago

Bathgate

Two pints prick -

Still Game

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By *adame BootsTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Tetbury

[Removed by poster at 29/05/26 16:40:49]

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Fork handles

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By *adame BootsTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Tetbury

[Removed by poster at 29/05/26 16:41:25]

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By *adame BootsTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Tetbury

I give up, bloody spell check!

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By *ike_76Man
2 weeks ago

We're the Sweeney son, and we haven't had any dinner...

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By *homas400Man
2 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

"De plane! Boss, De plane!" - Tattoo (Fantasy Island)

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

I come from Barcelona

Is no rat, is hamster!

You want a hammer sandwich

- Faulty Towers

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

We’re the sweeney son …. And we aint had our dinner

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By *ick MastersMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Fucking internet

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Phone rings

" are you gonna answer that?"

"I've got an answering machine"

" You've got an answer for everything"

Spaced

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Shit on it!

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

You stupid boy Pike

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Play it cool Trig, play it cool.

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By *oStringsFun86Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

I love it when a plan comes together.

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By *ocialablechapMan
2 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

Winter is coming

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

[Removed by poster at 29/05/26 17:36:17]

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By *ike_76Man
2 weeks ago

Anarchy, acts of terror, crimes against the public. To combat it, I've got special men-experts from the army, the police, from every service-these are The Professionals.

George Cowley

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By *ocialablechapMan
2 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

Soap selection.

Get awwwwt my pub

Nay Mr Wilks

One of Betty's hot pots please.

Thank you Miss Diane

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

God Save Ireland

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head

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By *oStringsFun86Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

“This is a local shop for local people, there’s nothing for you here”

“Hello Dave”

“Your my wife now”

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By *tsazzMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Eagleeeeeeeee

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By *reolush98Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Come here"

"We're shut"

"Come here"

"We're shut pet"

"You what?"

"I said we're shut"

"No you're not... get that fooking cooker on"

Max and Paddy

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Good moaning

You stupid woman

- Allo Allo

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Fire up the Quattro.

D.I. Bollyknickers, you appear to be d*unk in charge of a handbag and dressed like a tart again.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"smell my cheese!"

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

""smell my cheese!" "

Is that an offer or a line from programme.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Ray Bloody Purchase"

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

""smell my cheese!"

Is that an offer or a line from programme. "

Well I'm all out of cheese 🤔😄

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By *ellsOMan
2 weeks ago

hull

You will, you will, you will, you will

Father Ted

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"I hear you're a racist now, Father"

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"You will, you will, you will, you will

Father Ted"

Girls, drink, fick!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

""smell my cheese!"

Is that an offer or a line from programme.

Well I'm all out of cheese 🤔😄 "

It’s ok you can lick my du fromage

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Bat....Human form

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By *ike_76Man
2 weeks ago

Gizza job!...I can do that!

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can - the Mighty Boosh 😂

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By *eri24Woman
2 weeks ago

Bridgend

"Good moaning

You stupid woman

- Allo Allo

I shall say this only once

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Yes! Yess! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Good moaning

You stupid woman

- Allo Allo

I shall say this only once"

The fallen Madonna with the big boobies

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"Eagleeeeeeeee"

Where do you think we are?

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By *eri24Woman
2 weeks ago

Bridgend

"Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Ah, my favourite!

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?

Ah, my favourite!"

So many quotes I could've picked but I went for the obvious one 😄

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

[Removed by poster at 29/05/26 18:11:52]

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

How do you get a fire...in a sea parks?

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By *howMeYourKnickersMan
2 weeks ago

Norwich

"Good moaning

You stupid woman

- Allo Allo

I shall say this only once"
. I was pissing by the door

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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By *007ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Flippin' 'eck Tucker!

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

GodDAMN these electric sex pants

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I love it when a plan comes together

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

he's about as useful as a marzipan dildo

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By *eri24Woman
2 weeks ago

Bridgend

"Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?

Ah, my favourite!

So many quotes I could've picked but I went for the obvious one 😄"

I'm disabled

😂😂

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast - Ace Rimmer, Red Dwarf

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast - Ace Rimmer, Red Dwarf"

That's a great one, my Dad used to say that

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.

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By *otopaxiMan
2 weeks ago

nostalgia

Think we're on a winner here, Trig.

Alright. Play it cool, son. Nice and cool, you know what I mean...

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me"

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By *unkym34Man
2 weeks ago

London

You plonker

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By *ornucopiaMan
2 weeks ago

Bexley

"We’re the sweeney son …. And we aint had our dinner "

Let's hope the real sweeny check for 'previous'!

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By *pTheDale40Man
2 weeks ago

Coventry

“I am serious…. And don’t call me Shirley!!”

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By *pTheDale40Man
2 weeks ago

Coventry

"“I am serious…. And don’t call me Shirley!!”"

Sorry - just realised you meant TV Series and not a film quote…

“Shit on it…”

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By *R_E2014Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"You rectum faces pigmy "

(Red dwarf)

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By *unkym34Man
2 weeks ago

London

"“I am serious…. And don’t call me Shirley!!”

Sorry - just realised you meant TV Series and not a film quote…

“Shit on it…”"
I’m boiling

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact."

Legendary! Did you also know...

An overdose of heroin is fatal - in the short term. But there has been no research whatsoever into long term effects.

🤣

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By *olf-of-OdinMan
2 weeks ago

Winchester

"I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head"

Boys from the hall??? I loved that sketch. Ha ha

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By *olf-of-OdinMan
2 weeks ago

Winchester

Scorchio!

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By *ampireWolvesMan
2 weeks ago

Essex

Pivot!

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Get outta my pub!

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Pivot!"

Friends!

Great scene

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By *igerFiestaMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

(Camping in Wimbledon Common)

"Eddie I think there's something outside?"

"Yes Ritchie. There's bound to be something outside. You can't expect the Universe and its entire contents to be contained within the confines of a small canvas tent!"

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

"Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.

Legendary! Did you also know...

An overdose of heroin is fatal - in the short term. But there has been no research whatsoever into long term effects.

🤣"

Possibly the greatest factual programme ever

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

Dracarys!

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By *e-OptimistMan
2 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I hope all your cakes come out tasting like Fannies.

Fanny Cradock cooking shoe

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By *0lfie25Man
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I have a cunning plan". Baldrick: Blackadder

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Dracarys!"

🤣 Nice 👍

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By *orthWestenerMan
2 weeks ago

Nosey

Get back ya bastard

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By *orthWestenerMan
2 weeks ago

Nosey

"Fork handles"

Classic!!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

“………….”

Mr Bean

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

"Oh yes the Norwegian Blue." "What's wrong with it?"

"It's dead."

"No it isn't." "It's sleeping."

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By *eri24Woman
2 weeks ago

Bridgend

""Oh yes the Norwegian Blue." "What's wrong with it?"

"It's dead."

"No it isn't." "It's sleeping.""

Beautiful plumage

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By *un lad37Man
2 weeks ago

liverpool

I’d buy that for a dollar 🤣💪🏻

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

What's occuring?

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

"I’d buy that for a dollar 🤣💪🏻"

Dead or alive you're coming with me

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

WE WERE ON A BREAK!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Danno …. Murder 1

Cuff him

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

You're not my muvva!

Yes I am!

Duff duff...

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

“What a liberty!”

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

Am I jumping the gun Bladrick or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with I'll deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

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By *aulhornyladMan
2 weeks ago

Sunderland

We're the Sweeney and we haven't had any dinner so get your trousers on your nicked!

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By *ullie-kingMan
2 weeks ago

Wishaw

Crossed the line? You're so far past the line.... The line is a dot to you!

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

I'll have another Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy.

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Come in and take that tit of your head.

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"I'll have another Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy. "

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"I'll have another Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy.

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no

Margaret, Margaret!

Yes!

There is gentleman here wants to know if we got pirates games ages 2-4

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"I'll have another Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy.

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no

Margaret, Margaret!

Yes!

There is gentleman here wants to know if we got pirates games ages 2-4 "

I want that one!

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

I want to moonwalk son, but life's a shithouse.

Brian Potter

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"I'll have another Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy.

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no

Margaret, Margaret!

Yes!

There is gentleman here wants to know if we got pirates games ages 2-4

I want that one!"

Look into my eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, the eyes, you’re under!

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By *aleforfun22Man
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

I hate you butler. (On the buses )

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

I love it when a plan comes together!

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By *ny1localMan
2 weeks ago

READING

Just one more thing- columbo

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Clunge magnet

Fromage frais

P.I.V.O.T

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By *ull of PuddinWoman
2 weeks ago

isle of munters

Saving people hunting things, the family business- supernatural

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

"I'll have another Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy.

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no

Margaret, Margaret!

Yes!

There is gentleman here wants to know if we got pirates games ages 2-4

I want that one!

Look into my eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, the eyes, you’re under!

Bitty

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By *iltshirefunmaleMan
2 weeks ago

Devizes

Shall we say 2pm?

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By *acktopervMan
2 weeks ago

Stourport-On-Severn

"Ya nicked ya slag" The Sweeney.

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

No problem...A.L.F

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By *avrick180Man
2 weeks ago

Pontypool

You plonker

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By *homas400Man
2 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

'DAD! ... I fink I got it wrong again' - Dick Emery (showing my age).

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"I'll have another Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy.

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no

Margaret, Margaret!

Yes!

There is gentleman here wants to know if we got pirates games ages 2-4

I want that one!

Look into my eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, the eyes, you’re under!

Bitty"

Maybe I am, maybe I’m not!

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Your not my Mother, oh yes!,I am,Eastenders

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By *reatBear!Man
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

There’s been a murder.

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

"We're the Sweeney son, and we haven't had any dinner..."

You're nicked!

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

Anything could happen in the next half hour!

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By *icknmix500Man
2 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

He won't sell many ice creams going that fast !

Morecambe and wise

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By *litz375Man
2 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

“That’s Nice”

Mrs Browns boys

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Four candles

2 ronnies

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