FabSwingers.com forum: more dam lies

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

since its been ages since my last lie thread and i was bored...

please post a lie about the person above and be gentle and funny if possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She isnt dizzy at all

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

They are really Mickey Mouse in disguise !

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

she hangs under the peir waiting for nightfall and then spends the hours of darkness looking for holiday makers lost pennys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Atoms trousers are leather xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He once wrestled mick McManus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are really Mickey Mouse in disguise !

Haha

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By *reddyfrumpMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

"He once wrestled mick McManus "

Once defeated God in an arm wrestling match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He once wrestled mick McManus

Once defeated God in an arm wrestling match"

You are supposed to lie!

Is a world famous mime artist for the blind

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

likes being fisted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She isnt dizzy at all

you are supposed to lie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"likes being fisted"

they are very very cold!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She isnt dizzy at all

you are supposed to lie!!!!

She's had resconstructial vaginal surgery after being split by a

MONSTER dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She isnt dizzy at all

you are supposed to lie!!!!

She never loses rings down the sofa

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"likes being fisted

they are very very cold!!

she is gentle with the thermometer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a fist with a donut

Eats tulip soup

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Is widely viewed as the main cause of the deforestation of central South America.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has never tasted tango

Or carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has never tasted tango

Or carrots"

Was once part of a wrestling tag team with 'Thing' from Addams family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has never tasted tango

Or carrots

Was once part of a wrestling tag team with 'Thing' from Addams family."

He is called alfred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rides to work everyday on a three legged donkey

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is actually Robert Di Nero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were tag team champs the donkeys name was fido

Are Shakespearian strippers

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Rides to work everyday on a three legged donkey"

she is still upset that bolton didnt get to host the olympics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rides to work everyday on a three legged donkey

she is still upset that bolton didnt get to host the olympics "

Oh yes THE torch would have looked fab trotting past primarni in the rain sheeshhhh!!

Miss my home

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Rides to work everyday on a three legged donkey

she is still upset that bolton didnt get to host the olympics

Oh yes THE torch would have looked fab trotting past primarni in the rain sheeshhhh!!

Miss my home

they wouldnt trust you with a proper torch so your going to have to make do with a rolled up copy of the bolton express on fire and racing pidgeons doing the fly by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is allergic to Pogo Sticks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are subscribers to Morris Dancer Monthly and attend basket weaving classes every other Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he sings kylie

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"he sings kylie

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he dresses like Kylie

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"he sings kylie

he dresses like Kylie

she is Kylie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he sings kylie

he dresses like Kylie

she wears socks with sandals

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"he sings kylie

he dresses like Kylie

she wears socks with sandals

He wears socks on his cock, three pairs!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"he sings kylie

he dresses like Kylie

she wears socks with sandals

He wears socks on his cock, three pairs!"

Whie undies suit him xx

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"he sings kylie

he dresses like Kylie

she wears socks with sandals

He wears socks on his cock, three pairs!

Whie undies suit him xx"

Knickers with no elastic suit her xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The above is infact the inventor and manufacturer of an incredibly fine cheese called Cheesus Christ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually a mongolian goat wrangler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has recorded every episode of Bananas In Pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always wins at bowling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"always wins at bowling lol

Brings sanity and calm to a world of chaos and mayhem.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is one of funkey monkeys alter egos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covets belly button fluff

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is currently looking for a "hole in the wall", last known whereabouts are somewhere near Beijing

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Was rather pleased when Brian Clough left his team for pastures new and to this day immensley proud of his achievements at his second favourite football team Nottingham Forest by bringing European glory to the biggest East Midlands club twice in successive seasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is afraid of speaking their minds

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Was rather pleased when Brian Clough left his team for pastures new and to this day immensley proud of his achievements at his second favourite football team Nottingham Forest by bringing European glory to the biggest East Midlands club twice in successive seasons

Aw shurrup & get the beers in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really shot JR.

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By *hybutsweetCouple
over a year ago

sweetness

thinks jelly babies stalk him in his dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she hates watching the soaps

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By *hybutsweetCouple
over a year ago

sweetness

"she hates watching the soaps

that's not a lie I hate them lol

above person likes to have jelly manicures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the first female to unicycle while juggling new born kittens, across the River Severn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

his hair is a wig

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By *hybutsweetCouple
over a year ago

sweetness

hahahaha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Breeds ferrets in his jeans

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*@ pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a roadie for the spice girls on their comeback tour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be a professional Elvis impersonator in Tokyo,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's really Adam Levine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffes were invented after they uppercutted a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giraffes were invented after they uppercutted a horse"

he is really austin powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giraffes were invented after they uppercutted a horse"

He then ate said horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only has one eye....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She isnt dizzy at all

you are supposed to lie!!!!

She never loses rings down the sofa

Dny mention the sofa or was that frenchbambi that does the demolition on sofas xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your boobage aint real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates cum

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"She isnt dizzy at all

you are supposed to lie!!!!

She never loses rings down the sofa

Dny mention the sofa or was that frenchbambi that does the demolition on sofas xx"

Is the real voice from the ' go compare adverts,,!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't actually have a head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has an unhealthy fascination with Richard Hammond and a leather fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has an unhealthy fascination with Richard Hammond and a leather fetish"

Scotrich doesnt look like James Gandofini in the ava.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has an unhealthy fascination with Richard Hammond and a leather fetish"

Is only jealous as he wants Richard all to himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has an unhealthy fascination with Richard Hammond and a leather fetish

Is only jealous as he wants Richard all o himself

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is the second person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are subscribers to Morris Dancer Monthly and attend basket weaving classes every other Thursday"
that's all true Ram "you stalking us"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has an unhealthy fascination with Richard Hammond and a leather fetish

Is only jealous as he wants Richard all to himself

Damn I've been busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has never been able to find wally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has never been able to find wally "

My deepest darkest secret finally exposed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is an avid tractor racing fan and has won the Norfolk hill climb three years running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is an avid tractor racing fan and has won the Norfolk hill climb three years running"

only has one hand

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Is an avid tractor racing fan and has won the Norfolk hill climb three years running"

Models himself on the statue of liberty,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's lying about his age

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Never breaks anything..,ot even the forums

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

*meant for Minxie* sorry too slow on mobli haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

thinks the angel of the north is as old and as magical as stonehenge and will be seen dancing naked around it during the summer solstice @ 5am this friday

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Why the sad face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The West Midlands last surviving matador

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"thinks the angel of the north is as old and as magical as stonehenge and will be seen dancing naked around it during the summer solstice @ 5am this friday"

Never makes me laugh with his strange posts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thinks the angel of the north is as old and as magical as stonehenge and will be seen dancing naked around it during the summer solstice @ 5am this friday"

you said you wouldn't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thinks the angel of the north is as old and as magical as stonehenge and will be seen dancing naked around it during the summer solstice @ 5am this friday

you said you wouldn't tell anyone

He punches kittens and bums homeless men for spare change

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

He gets 100s of messages a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very popular among dwarves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprang to fame in 1991 when he played 'The Thing' in The Addams Family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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No ink is on this guys body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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No ink is on this guys body

This is really Telly Tubbies bum!!!

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

would never want to go to a party and meet other ladies

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Dresses casually, an introvert

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Dresses casually, an introvert

Insist on licking out the belly button fluff of everyone they meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber thief

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

holds the record for pogo stick bounces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The record will never be broken.

Says on her profile that she often shared a seven up with Snow White on greedy girls night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has never played Twister.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Once gave Oliver more, without being asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives in my garden shed with Santa

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Opens ring-pulls with his foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cried when Rod Hull died as he thought Emu was orphaned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cried when Rod Hull died as he thought Emu was orphaned. "

Did the okey kokey as their first dance

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can fit a cock and a whole chocolate orange in her gob at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can fit a cock and a whole chocolate orange in her gob at the same time"

That may not be a lie...i havnt tried yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can fit a cock and a whole chocolate orange in her gob at the same time"

That's just your cock Ryan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once accused noddy of being scab labour

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Was the stunt stand in during the Psycho shower scene.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Can fit a cock and a whole chocolate orange in her gob at the same time

That's just your cock Ryan. "

It's a lie not a truth thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has three testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has one testicle

In a jam jar beside the kitchen clock

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Steals ties from schoolboys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never worn a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never worn a hat

Has an MFM every Saturday afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was one schoolboy and he put up a fight!

Makes jelly moulds out of plaster of Paris and her boobs

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Had his glove puppet stolen whilst he was stealing the tie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put said puppet in his pants and took a photo.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Eats 3 bags of Dry Roast Peanuts for breakfast except on Sundays when he only ever consumes candyfloss

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Eats 3 bags of Dry Roast Peanuts for breakfast except on Sundays when he only ever consumes candyfloss "

Supports Doncaster Rovers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wears a wig as his real hair is like phil oakey's from the human league

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

she is a ventriloquist with a life size realistic dummy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Breeds aardvarks on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has ginger hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has ginger hair

ssshhh she is a he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has manboobs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

has a head that looks like a fist

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Likes being fisted, by farmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's never been to a match in his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's never been to a match in his life

Doesn't like getting naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's never been to a match in his life

Doesn't like getting naked "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dosnt like tattoo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's never been to a match in his life

Doesn't like getting naked

His tattoos are only transfers, which slip off when he's shaggin too fast....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never changes his socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never changes his socks"

Change em.... ???

Why...???

His parts are always out in public....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only speaks English x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a part time job doing sex chat lines

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Has a part time job doing sex chat lines"

Has a full time job doing sex chat lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never changes his socks

Change em.... ???

Why...???

His parts are always out in public.... "

now thats a lie not always

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Rab C Nesbitt is his role model.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Rab C Nesbitt is his role model.

She sounds like Linda LaHughes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Rab C Nesbitt is his role model.

She sounds like Linda LaHughes"
Is a Vegan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rab C Nesbitt is his role model.

She sounds like Linda LaHughesIs a Vegan.

Knows nothing about itchy bums

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

did the london marathon wearing a tinky winky outfit but loved it so much he wore it 24/7 for 6 months after the event had finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rab C Nesbitt is his role model.

She sounds like Linda LaHughesIs a Vegan.

Knows nothing about itchy bums "

Is a major munter who I would have constant nightmares about if she threw herself at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rab C Nesbitt is his role model.

She sounds like Linda LaHughesIs a Vegan.

Knows nothing about itchy bums "

Married to the singer in status quo.

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over a year ago

"Rab C Nesbitt is his role model.

She sounds like Linda LaHughesIs a Vegan.

Knows nothing about itchy bums

Is a major munter who I would have constant nightmares about if she threw herself at me. "

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over a year ago

"Rab C Nesbitt is his role model.

She sounds like Linda LaHughesIs a Vegan.

Knows nothing about itchy bums

Married to the singer in status quo. "

Does not make me dribble at that lovely bum

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Was married to Richard Burton, twice.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Owns all of Lynda La Plante's books but has not read any of them

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

sets up road blocks and turns signposts around to try to keep the devon and cornwall bound holidaymakers from leaving somerset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rab C Nesbitt is his role model.

She sounds like Linda LaHughesIs a Vegan.

Knows nothing about itchy bums

Married to the singer in status quo.

Does not make me dribble at that lovely bum "

Doesn't make me feel hot and flustered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Provides the voice for Stephen Hawking.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Has a coat made out of his own fur. A nice coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Provides the voice for Stephen Hawking."

Allows Sydney to nick his pictures to cheer up the alcoholic koalas....

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Bought that suit for Halloween

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Keeps all his own pubes in a bag under his bed and occasionally makes cushions from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writes all of the Lyrics for Jean Michelles Jarres albums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uses too much fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has been stalking Patsy Kensit ever since she's done the pea adverts.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Invented and runs an organisation called

"Shagaholics Synonymous" without realising the unfortunate initials.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Recently shaved his beard !!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Is a very strict vegan with an aversion to leather.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

attemted to get in the guiness book of records last year for walking from lands end to john o groats backwards in the fastest time.

gave up after spending a week stuck in truros one way system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so playful after a seating dispute with a rabid unicorn

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Did a research project at Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Escaped from area-51

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

She works down a coalmine while he is a hairdresser

Both are avid attendees at the Village Hall bingo night every Friday

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Is only able to play one song - Big Yellow Taxi - and sings it falsetto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost his bait while fishing in the jacuzzi

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Always posts last in every thread

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