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"Impersonating a police officer " Concealed weapon | |||
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"Cos I’m not wasting new handcuffs." 27 violations of the fashion statutes. | |||
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"Cos I’m not wasting new handcuffs. 27 violations of the fashion statutes." violations of comedy  | |||
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"For speeding on a flying carpet " I prefer ‘sports rug’ thank you | |||
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"For speeding on a flying carpet I prefer ‘sports rug’ thank you " For floating around on a merkin. | |||
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"For speeding on a flying carpet I prefer ‘sports rug’ thank you For floating around on a merkin." For handling swollen goods  | |||
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"Supporting villa" Having watched ID too many times. Incidentally, here's me with 4 members of the police: https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/4e0ae1ad-c3bb-4b1b-81eb-780c5a6aaddc | |||
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"Supporting villa Having watched ID too many times. Incidentally, here's me with 4 members of the police: https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/4e0ae1ad-c3bb-4b1b-81eb-780c5a6aaddc" Thought you was gonna be in the 'walking on the moon' video. | |||
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"Supporting villa Having watched ID too many times. Incidentally, here's me with 4 members of the police: https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/4e0ae1ad-c3bb-4b1b-81eb-780c5a6aaddc Thought you was gonna be in the 'walking on the moon' video." For indecent exposure in a public area probably 🤣 | |||
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"Supporting villa Having watched ID too many times. Incidentally, here's me with 4 members of the police: https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/4e0ae1ad-c3bb-4b1b-81eb-780c5a6aaddc Thought you was gonna be in the 'walking on the moon' video. For indecent exposure in a public area probably 🤣" Assault with a deadly ice lolly | |||
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"Stealing underwear from a washing line " Not guilty gov, I'm only 3 foot 6 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/26 18:55:59]" Taking posts without permission. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/26 18:55:59]" Throat punching a moron | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/26 18:55:59] Taking posts without permission." 🤣👏 well done! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/26 18:55:59] Taking posts without permission. 🤣👏 well done! " For being too easily amused. 🤨 | |||
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"Impersonating a French person" Cattle russling | |||
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"Impersonating a French person Cattle russling " Handling bird cock. Oh burdock. Sorry. Nicked anyway. | |||
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"Impersonating a French person Cattle russling Handling bird cock. Oh burdock. Sorry. Nicked anyway. " Being too sassy towards a shy police officer who panicked and arrested to escape their own blushes | |||
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"Your butt plug fell out during a pursuit and the officer tripped over and sued you 😎" Stealing a pocketful of pick n mix from Woolworths in 1998 | |||
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"Thieving wheel trims." Grand Theft Auto | |||
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"Thieving wheel trims. Grand Theft Auto " He started a fight at the stadium | |||
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"Thieving wheel trims. Grand Theft Auto " For indecent exposure | |||
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"Interfering with pigeons" "Taking part in a coo" | |||
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"Interfering with pigeons "Taking part in a coo" "For thinking he's funny | |||
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"Interfering with pigeons "Taking part in a coo"
For thinking he's funny "Already serving my time | |||
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"Interfering with pigeons "Taking part in a coo" "Been Robin | |||
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"Stealing my last Rolo "For licking alot of pus 🤣 | |||
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"Stealing my last Rolo "We are focusing on misdemeanours not major felony | |||
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"Being too sexy for his shirt Too sexy for his shirt So sexy it hurts "Trespassing on a catwalk | |||
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"Being too sexy for his shirt Too sexy for his shirt So sexy it hurts "Awful singing 🤭 | |||
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"Being too sexy for his shirt Too sexy for his shirt So sexy it hurts
Awful singing 🤭"Gives Australian kisses to tall women. Down under her. | |||
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"Being too sexy for his shirt Too sexy for his shirt So sexy it hurts
Awful singing 🤭
Gives Australian kisses to tall women. Down under her."For hanging his towel in a no zone area | |||
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"Being too sexy for his shirt Too sexy for his shirt So sexy it hurts
Awful singing 🤭
Gives Australian kisses to tall women. Down under her."Having criminally good costumes! | |||
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"Being too sexy for his shirt Too sexy for his shirt So sexy it hurts
Awful singing 🤭
Gives Australian kisses to tall women. Down under her.
Having criminally good costumes!"For skipping poster's | |||
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking" Disturbing the peace and inciting riots | |||
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking" Being a Sexy Señorita. Breaking men's hearts. | |||
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking Disturbing the peace and inciting riots " Unleashing his trouser snake on innocent bystanders | |||
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking Disturbing the peace and inciting riots Unleashing his trouser snake on innocent bystanders " Police! Put your hands up.. | |||
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking Disturbing the peace and inciting riots Unleashing his trouser snake on innocent bystanders " Welding someone's car to a phone box | |||
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking Disturbing the peace and inciting riots Unleashing his trouser snake on innocent bystanders Police! Put your hands up.." Not again... | |||
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking Disturbing the peace and inciting riots Unleashing his trouser snake on innocent bystanders Welding someone's car to a phone box "Tits have caused more car crashes than a blind nun. | |||
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking Disturbing the peace and inciting riots Unleashing his trouser snake on innocent bystanders Welding someone's car to a phone box
Tits have caused more car crashes than a blind nun."Impersonating Spiderman... | |||
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking Disturbing the peace and inciting riots Unleashing his trouser snake on innocent bystanders Welding someone's car to a phone box
Tits have caused more car crashes than a blind nun."Watching TV without a licence  | |||
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking Disturbing the peace and inciting riots " Public Nudityb | |||
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" Tits have caused more car crashes than a blind nun." Funnily enough I have actually caused one guy to kerb his car and stopped traffic a few times  | |||
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"For escaping the bot farm" For running a bot farm | |||
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"For stirring their tea and putting the spoon in the sugar jar!" Smoke on a RyanAir flight | |||
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket " Skipping leg day. | |||
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket Skipping leg day." Stealing sunglasses from his local garage | |||
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket Skipping leg day. Stealing sunglasses from his local garage " Putting other soft drinks out of business. This is against competition law. | |||
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket Skipping leg day. Stealing sunglasses from his local garage Putting other soft drinks out of business. This is against competition law." Concealing a weapon. | |||
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket Skipping leg day. Stealing sunglasses from his local garage Putting other soft drinks out of business. This is against competition law. Concealing a weapon." Penis is registered as a choking hazard. Warning label required. | |||
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket Skipping leg day. Stealing sunglasses from his local garage Putting other soft drinks out of business. This is against competition law. Concealing a weapon. Penis is registered as a choking hazard. Warning label required." Well let’s face it ! Who wouldn’t arrest Spider-Man? | |||
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket Skipping leg day. Stealing sunglasses from his local garage Putting other soft drinks out of business. This is against competition law. Concealing a weapon. Penis is registered as a choking hazard. Warning label required. Well let’s face it ! Who wouldn’t arrest Spider-Man? "Practicing medicine without a license | |||
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"Ghosting spirits with an Ouija board. 😂😂"Not living up to his username.... false accusations 😲 | |||
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"Ghosting spirits with an Ouija board. 😂😂
Not living up to his username.... false accusations 😲"For going unlos | |||
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"Ghosting spirits with an Ouija board. 😂😂
Not living up to his username.... false accusations 😲
For going unlos"Being a Devilish and sultry tyrant | |||
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"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it! You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.)" Failure to cooperate | |||
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"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it! You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.) Failure to cooperate " For not putting the devil in me mmmmm 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it! You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.) Failure to cooperate For not putting the devil in me mmmmm 🤣🤣" Green eyed, red headed “ sarky, cheeky, feisty ? You’ve admitted it yourself! You are under arrest! | |||
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"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it! You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.) Failure to cooperate For not putting the devil in me mmmmm 🤣🤣 Green eyed, red headed “ sarky, cheeky, feisty ? You’ve admitted it yourself! You are under arrest! "OK holds out my hands,put the cuffs on | |||
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"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it! You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.) Failure to cooperate For not putting the devil in me mmmmm 🤣🤣 Green eyed, red headed “ sarky, cheeky, feisty ? You’ve admitted it yourself! You are under arrest! "Anyone with a smile like that has got to be hiding something! | |||
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"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it! You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.) Failure to cooperate For not putting the devil in me mmmmm 🤣🤣 Green eyed, red headed “ sarky, cheeky, feisty ? You’ve admitted it yourself! You are under arrest!
Anyone with a smile like that has got to be hiding something! "Being a 1980s robot. 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Filling all the holes in on polo mints without authorization " Too smart for love island. Now he's been cancelled. | |||
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"For having a username I can't pronounce "Sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong There. Made it easier for you. Having too much wrestling knowledge. The fans are jealous. | |||
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"For confusing Shamallama when his door bell goes." For looking to damn sexy in black | |||
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"For confusing Shamallama when his door bell goes. For looking to damn sexy in black" For flashing that cleavage in public 😱 | |||
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"For confusing Shamallama when his door bell goes. For looking to damn sexy in black For flashing that cleavage in public 😱" For being the scourge of little old ladies on the high street with his moped. | |||
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" For flashing that cleavage in public 😱 For being the scourge of little old ladies on the high street with his moped. " For selling counterfeit tartan rugs to old people | |||
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" For flashing that cleavage in public 😱 For being the scourge of little old ladies on the high street with his moped. For selling counterfeit tartan rugs to old people "For attempting to pass herself off as the Hindenburg. | |||
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" For flashing that cleavage in public 😱 For being the scourge of little old ladies on the high street with his moped. For selling counterfeit tartan rugs to old people
For attempting to pass herself off as the Hindenburg."For having much better hair than me | |||
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"For not cleaning my house in that outfit" For pointing “That” in my face and almost having my eye out! | |||
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"For doing the big shop naked" For being a tease. New towels please. | |||
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