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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Do you like receiving a message from total randoms describing in detail what they want to do to you??

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Why yes I do. It makes my block list just that little bit longer 😍

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

They bring some mild amusement

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By *iss DevilWoman
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Nope, thank you. They don't know anything about me, often don't even address anything that's in my profile. They just have a fantasy in their head they want to "share" with me.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

Nar. There not that impressive either

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
2 weeks ago

west mosley

Make here - I had a lady who told me she wanted to peg me, I’m definitely not into that. I found it slightly weird and Haven’t blocked anyone on here before and she was the first 😂

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By *uriousCorvidMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Make here - I had a lady who told me she wanted to peg me, I’m definitely not into that. I found it slightly weird and Haven’t blocked anyone on here before and she was the first 😂 "

Point her in my direction?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Depends how it's done

"I wanna smash you" is a popular opening message, but not my favourite

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

I like when they don't use any punctuation. It's like a little challenge trying to read it all in one breath.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Lincolnshire

I imagine they are just copied and pasted to every other lady, which is a no.

If they were just sent to me and personalised - still no.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"I like when they don't use any punctuation. It's like a little challenge trying to read it all in one breath. "

I enjoy that too. I often read them out loud when I get one like that. I like to give them funny voices too.

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By *atty CoramWoman
2 weeks ago

Wimbledon

Messages like this suggest that the people who send them don't require reciprocity or even consent to get their rocks off.

All they require is a body (not even a willing or conscious one)

Grim.

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By *abulincsCouple
2 weeks ago

near a bridge

Find it funny especially when hubby replies with a , one liner put down lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No. It's usually some highly detailed and lurid fantasy, often borderline legal/feasible and never in line with anything I'm interested in

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By *issmorganWoman
2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Ewwww, no.

Massive turn off and it irritates me that they assume what they want, is what I'd want too.

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By *lizaDay91Woman
2 weeks ago

It'sASecret

The attempts at writing an erotic novel give me a chuckle, but that's about it.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

Sure if they want an instablok

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

They’re almost always so unimaginative. Like really bad literotica spewing his fantasy

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

"Do you like receiving a message from total randoms describing in detail what they want to do to you??"

Once one is no longer considered random can descriptive messages commence?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
2 weeks ago

London

Straight to the bin.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
2 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

It depends on how good the writing is. Most of the time the messages are written so badly they make me laugh.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Swansea

It doesn't get my attention and I don't bother finishing reading them, after the first line or two you know it's not of interest.

Mrs S&N

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Do you like receiving a message from total randoms describing in detail what they want to do to you??"

Yeah bloody love it

...not!

I always find it weird and a but creepy tbh

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By *tannersMan
2 weeks ago

stanley

What if what want to do to you is take to the nearest good quality cake or ice cream place and treat you?

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

"What if what want to do to you is take to the nearest good quality cake or ice cream place and treat you?"

Then I may want more detail on the menus

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By *tannersMan
2 weeks ago

stanley

"What if what want to do to you is take to the nearest good quality cake or ice cream place and treat you?

Then I may want more detail on the menus"

😂😂😂😂

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Makes me drip like a leaky tap 💦

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By *ustus5555Woman
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

They happen weather you like it or not . Sooo 🤷

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

Yep, even more so if it's AI - someone taking the time to use AI to write me a story? Swoon.

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By *mf123Man
2 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Once upon a time there was a bush.....

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By *inkyLips2.0Woman
2 weeks ago

Debauchery

No and I tend not to even read them. Half of the time they don’t even have the decency to say hello

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"Once upon a time there was a bush....."

That looked like it needed a flush

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Nope nope and nope and equally annoying when they feel the need to tell us they are wanking over our profile and can we send them our favourite for them to tribute.

We are not here to get them off so they get blocked.

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

I love them! About the same amount as I love the religious zealots knocking on my door without invitation and trying to convince me of the error of my ways in not agreeing with their beliefs.

Both result in manic laughter and rapidly slamming the door shut.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

If I ask chat GPT to help describe what I'd do. Will you ladies love that too?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

Central

"I like when they don't use any punctuation. It's like a little challenge trying to read it all in one breath.

I enjoy that too. I often read them out loud when I get one like that. I like to give them funny voices too."

Perhaps we should have a few videos, of us reading them out, using appropriate voices

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By *exy-SashCouple
2 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

My reply

A simple hello would works wonders you know

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

No, hate it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *eximus MaximusMan
2 weeks ago

Up North

You’re all bores

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By *ora the explorerWoman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"You’re all bores

You can though. You’re not a random

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By *alistraWoman
2 weeks ago

Stafford

Out of the blue from a stranger, eww

Like you found the audacity, congrats. Now go put it back where you found it!

If you wouldn't approach someone irl like that don't do it online is my opinion

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By *eximus MaximusMan
2 weeks ago

Up North

"You’re all bores

You can though. You’re not a random

Off to write a love poem

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By *ora the explorerWoman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"You’re all bores

You can though. You’re not a random

Off to write a love poem

Can’t wait for this 🤣

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By *lizaDay91Woman
2 weeks ago

It'sASecret

Another thread could be started for thoughts on men offering to get you pregnant. That seems to be a thing on here...

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

No just makes me

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By *ester_jayMan
2 weeks ago

birmingham

"If I ask chat GPT to help describe what I'd do. Will you ladies love that too?"

Plus you got to add the nude of a incredibly close off shot of the shaft to make it seem massive…I hear that it’s ADORED

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

"Do you like receiving a message from total randoms describing in detail what they want to do to you??"

No 🤢

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
2 weeks ago

chester

No. Not in the slightest.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
2 weeks ago

South Wales

Not at all! Xx 😄

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford

Ladies i wouldn't do anything like that..

I would send you my star chart first 😊

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By *antana79Woman
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

All the bloody time 🙄🥱. And it’s often very clear that they’d not even looked at my pics never mind my bio.

Also can be paragraphs long! Who the hell has time! X

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By *orphia2003Woman
2 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

No thanks, especially as it proves they haven't read my profile.

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

Nope 🤢🤢🤢🤢

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 weeks ago

Maidstone

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wales

No. They are always all talk and are rubbish in bed.

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By *uenevereWoman
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

No, I usually send a sarcastic response and block them.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Instant block

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By *wcoMan
2 weeks ago

West Midlands

When it happens to us men, we just keep it ourselves because we have too much respect for any women that may be reading.

That's why we don't start threads about it.

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By *illiamMeetsMan
2 weeks ago

kent/sussex

"Do you like receiving a message from total randoms describing in detail what they want to do to you??"

Conclusion:

100% of female respondents don't like it.

Recommendation:

Guys, don't do it.

Put a few decent sentences or paragraphs together, add a photo (not of your todger) and hope your message gets opened and is worthy of a reply.

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By * L RipleyWoman
2 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

"Do you like receiving a message from total randoms describing in detail what they want to do to you??"

About as much as I like having diarrhoea.

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"Do you like receiving a message from total randoms describing in detail what they want to do to you??

About as much as I like having diarrhoea."

So I'll throw that draft in the "Maybe" pile then... 😅

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By *urls and DressesWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere near here

Sure fire way to ensure the block button is pressed. Definitely not a fan

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By *eekySweetheartWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

Oh no! They are always so cringy 😬😬😬

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By *BW_BiWoman
2 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM

Oh yeah, add the unsolicited dick pic too and it’s the icing on the cake 😂

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
2 weeks ago

hexham

"Do you like receiving a message from total randoms describing in detail what they want to do to you??"

Oh crumbs!

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By *riel13Woman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

No, it makes me want to vomit

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By *r BloMan
2 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"No, it makes me want to vomit

Can you vomit on my cock, dock pics incoming...

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