FabSwingers.com forum: What can't you do or are bad at

By *rHotNotts OP Man
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

That at your age you really feel you should be able to. And why is that ? And what are you gonna do about it ?

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

Dancing. But no, not a damn thing

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Dancing. But no, not a damn thing"

Does it not bother you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Walking on water has always been a struggle

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By *xx0123Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

I can’t ride a bike 🤷‍♂️

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Save money. I like spending it.

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

Use a tin opener properly

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By *dible_KinkCouple
2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Darts.

I had a board in my bedroom for most of my childhood and am as bad today as the day it went up.

Darts people are a strange breed, so my diabolical lack of proficiency in the art doesn't bother me these days. Bullet dodged in fairness.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

Relationships. They are exhausting.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville

Behaving 😇😉

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By *ost SockMan
2 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’ve never been able to blow up a balloon

(I have no lung issues; I just can’t do it and I actually get a little panicky if I try).

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By *eyond PurityCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Lincolnshire

Breathing whilst swimming…I wanted to do triathlons and had lessons but I just couldn’t get my head around breathing out under water to then breath when my head was out of water.

Realised swimming was not my forte…

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

"Dancing. But no, not a damn thing

Does it not bother you ? "

Not really, I'm rarely in a position where it comes up these days to be arsed

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By *ilffadMan
2 weeks ago

swansea

Despite being a Welshman, singing!

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wales

Cook.

I mean I can, if I really have to. But ……meh. I find no joy in the kitchen!

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By *eordiePTFellaMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle - Scotland

Back flip....

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By *eardedsparkyMan
2 weeks ago

Llandudno

Speak to women, not really sure why I’m on here 😂

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wales

"Despite being a Welshman, singing!"

I can’t sing either and I’m Welsh!

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By *ungandMan
2 weeks ago

daveyhulme

Cooking and reading

😢

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Breathing whilst swimming…I wanted to do triathlons and had lessons but I just couldn’t get my head around breathing out under water to then breath when my head was out of water.

Realised swimming was not my forte…

Aww I'm sure you just needed to practice! I was never any good at front crawl till 3yrs ago and also avoided triathlons for that reason. then

I had a place with a tiny pool on the roof and every day did diagonals & watching YouTube on technique, breathing and flips. Mastered it in a few weeks.

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By *rasshopper201Man
2 weeks ago

kendal

To win a pillow fight with my grandchildren I’m not giving up just yet may be they might let me win ? One day

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

I can’t whistle

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By *eordiePTFellaMan
2 weeks ago

Newcastle - Scotland

"Breathing whilst swimming…I wanted to do triathlons and had lessons but I just couldn’t get my head around breathing out under water to then breath when my head was out of water.

Realised swimming was not my forte…

Never been any good at swimming .....wish I could

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

"I can’t whistle "

There's a Flo Rida song to help with that.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"I can’t whistle

There's a Flo Rida song to help with that."

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go helps with burglars while you’re asleep.

Songs can be so useful.

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

Correctly Compose letters/emails.

I was kind of bred for manual work

Observe people smarter than i

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By *lizaDay91Woman
2 weeks ago

It'sASecret

Swim, ride a bike. I never received an official diagnosis but I was told when I was younger I likely have dyspraxia, which affects your motor function and is likely why I never learnt these things.

I doubt I'll do anything about the cycling, but swimming is an important life skill so I should look into adult swimming classes. My hair is bleached and I'm worried that even with a cap on I'll somehow get chlorine in it and it'll turn green!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Being emotionally stable

Liking myself

Being able to do my hair without it going frizzy

Sleep in

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I can’t sing or dance - I still do both but everyone agrees I shouldn’t 🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Being able to do my hair without it going frizzy

Oh and this

I can’t do this

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Being able to do my hair without it going frizzy

Oh and this

I can’t do this "

What is the secret! I have tried everything.

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By *antana79Woman
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I can get the hang of daylight savings! I understand the concept but get very suspicious and doubting if technology. So never trust that I know the right time.

Thankfully my ex FWB and my old neighbour ( different people) text me to remind and reassure me

I also can’t poach and egg despite being very good in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I can’t whistle

There's a Flo Rida song to help with that."

Give a little whistle...

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Being able to do my hair without it going frizzy

Oh and this

I can’t do this

What is the secret! I have tried everything. "

I’ve been told a keratin or Brazilian blow out but my hair is baby fine and my lovely little Muslim stylist started swearing at me for considering it - I trust her so I guess live with the frizz for me

I need to live in an area with ambient temperature, zero breeze, no humidity at all and never sweat. Those 12 hours a year my hair looks fucking awesome 🤣

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Can’t choose from my lOoong list of incompetencies 😂

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

Reading between the lines.

Keeping my mouth shut.

Knowing when to walk away.

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Never learnt to drive but it has never stopped any of my adventures

Also I can’t roll my tongue 😁

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

Central

I'm not very good at DIY, which takes me much too long to get the tiniest achievements, if I'm lucky

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By *oe up northMan
2 weeks ago

Blackpool

Wallpapering, hand fisted 🤣

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By *imply_SensualMan
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

Knowing when someone is flirting with me - I am crap at that, and probably something to do with being labelled as a creep if I get it wrong and 'think' someone is coming on to me when they arent

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Swim.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Golf! But I keep on trying

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By *hwellwhynotCouple
2 weeks ago

London

Driving 🙈

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By *007ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

I am good at everything.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Never learnt to drive but it has never stopped any of my adventures

Also I can’t roll my tongue 😁"

I never knew that! Although not rolling your tongue is likely the bigger problem on here

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By *emorefridaCouple
2 weeks ago

La la land

Ride a bike, it's on my list of things I need to sort, but probably won't.

Do my eye make really well, this bothers me am currently trying to learn.

Lift weights, trying to muster the courage to join a gym and get this sorted.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 weeks ago

Always on the move

Skate, Skip (with a rope), Roller Blade/Skate, or...whistle very loudly.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
2 weeks ago

Always on the move

Oh and as inherent people pleaser, Im fucking WOEFUL at saying "no"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Getting pregnant. God knows, I've tried, but nope!

I'll just keep at it...

🤪

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Never learnt to drive but it has never stopped any of my adventures

Also I can’t roll my tongue 😁

I never knew that! Although not rolling your tongue is likely the bigger problem on here

Next time we have a catch up I’ll show you my hilarious attempts at rolling my tongue

Will crack you up 😂

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville

"Getting pregnant. God knows, I've tried, but nope!

I'll just keep at it...

🤪"

Breeding kink? 🫦😉

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville

"Oh and as inherent people pleaser, Im fucking WOEFUL at saying "no""

*thinks what mischief I can lead you in 🤭😉

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

Sew. I should be able to put a button back on at least. It remains an aspirational skill, but not sure I'm going to do anything about it.

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

the splits

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By *ing49Man
2 weeks ago

cambs

Talking to women

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Athletic things. I’m good at a spacehopper race though.

Things involving heights.

And it turns out I have no natural talent on a pottery wheel 💔

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By *ardnutsMan
2 weeks ago

pensby

Speak another language, I'd love to. But I cant seem to get it. Ive been to lessons and lived in Spain. Im normally ok with learning things generally i get it. But this language thing seems to elude me. It doesn't seem to go in .

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"Athletic things. I’m good at a spacehopper race though.

Things involving heights.

And it turns out I have no natural talent on a pottery wheel 💔"

That will teach me not to only read the thread title. I’m okay with those things. I’m doing nothing about them.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Athletic things. I’m good at a spacehopper race though.

Things involving heights.

And it turns out I have no natural talent on a pottery wheel 💔

That will teach me not to only read the thread title. I’m okay with those things. I’m doing nothing about them."

It's ok you're allowed a second go if you think of anything

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By *ilversinMan
2 weeks ago

Waterford

Anything to do with feet

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Know the signs by now......

I'm learning just to distance myself as I really can't be arsed with anyones attempts at game playing...

I play only by my rules.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Getting pregnant. God knows, I've tried, but nope!

I'll just keep at it...

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Breeding kink? 🫦😉"

No, just full of nonsense 🤣

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

I can't whistle never been able to and with my tooth gap it surprises me i cant

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By *ost SockMan
2 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I can't whistle never been able to and with my tooth gap it surprises me i cant "

I can’t whistle using my fingers.

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Behaving 😇😉"

Well I definitely hope your not going to do anything about that 🤣

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

I'm brilliant at parallel parking. Just ask the Scot.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Know the signs by now......

I'm learning just to distance myself as I really can't be arsed with anyones attempts at game playing...

I play only by my rules."

😔

There is a crack in everything, that’s how the light gets in.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I'm brilliant at parallel parking. Just ask the Scot."

If you can’t find one big enough, Just stick it in a disabled one and hope no one sees

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By *ilffadMan
2 weeks ago

swansea

We can be tone deaf together!

"Despite being a Welshman, singing!

I can’t sing either and I’m Welsh!

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By *wcoMan
2 weeks ago

West Midlands

"That at your age you really feel you should be able to. And why is that ? And what are you gonna do about it ? "

Wear slippers.

Never giving in to that one.

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By *ulldog_71Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgefield

"I'm brilliant at parallel parking. Just ask the Scot.

If you can’t find one big enough, Just stick it in a disabled one and hope no one sees "

So you're the one that keep pinching my spot!

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

I constantly mess up pronouncing rhinoceros.

I won't change it, it's too late. It cracks me up when people look so confused at what I say and I want to keep that joy in my life 🦏

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Applying sun cream it would seem.

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By *ulldog_71Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgefield

Chatting up women absolutely shite at it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Cant tell my left from right. Im 61 and haven't mastered it so dont think.i will now

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By *akedMMan
2 weeks ago

Witney

Wish I could play a musical instrument

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By *orphia2003Woman
2 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Pass my driving test, remember why I walked into a room, learn to bite my tongue.

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By *olf-of-OdinMan
2 weeks ago

Winchester

"I constantly mess up pronouncing rhinoceros.

I won't change it, it's too late. It cracks me up when people look so confused at what I say and I want to keep that joy in my life 🦏"

Do you talk about Rhino-oceruses a lot then? Weird that because I am always on about Hippopotamuses! 😁

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

"I constantly mess up pronouncing rhinoceros.

I won't change it, it's too late. It cracks me up when people look so confused at what I say and I want to keep that joy in my life 🦏

Do you talk about Rhino-oceruses a lot then? Weird that because I am always on about Hippopotamuses! 😁 "

More than the average person probably 🤣

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

Do you speak rhinoceros? And I'd say ofcoursurous! And I would!

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By *ackdaw52Man
2 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Those magic eye posters we had in the 90s.

I never once saw the picture, I was beginning to wonder if it was a hoax.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
2 weeks ago

Norwich ish

Act my age.

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By *arierWoman
2 weeks ago

birmingham

"I can’t whistle "

I can only whistle on an in 😂

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
2 weeks ago

Norwich

Control my temper when I’ve got a golf club in my hands.

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

I'm pitiful at clicking my fingers

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