FabSwingers.com forum: Sell yourself!

By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

No, not like that.

Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.

I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!

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By *hatsthemattayouMan
2 weeks ago

Warsash

"No, not like that.

Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.

I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!

Being 6’7 I gotta back my legs, big thighs and strong legs 🤷‍♂️ can squat a moose

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

My thighs.

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

Probably eyes x

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By *eddy004Man
2 weeks ago

Toy Town

Free to a good busty beauty

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By *issMeKate2Woman
2 weeks ago

near the river medway

Boobs

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

I'm not as bad as the person below me 😇🤭

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By *homas400Man
2 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

My legs... I use them to walk for miles and miles. The rest of me is an absolute mess though

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By *asquatch43Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

Probably my height and weight, 6’3” and 75kg

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By *ellowthread2Couple
2 weeks ago

manchester

"No, not like that.

Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.

I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!

my boobs . his shelong ha ha

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By *oldBedlamMan
2 weeks ago

London

My thighs 🦵

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By *enuine_J87Man
2 weeks ago

Eastleigh

Eyes, although tried to take a pic for someone recently to show them. Turns out taking pictures late in a dark room when it’s 30 degrees makes you look absolutely awful!

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By *olf-of-OdinMan
2 weeks ago

Winchester

I've got strong wrists.

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

I have sparkling hazel eyes one could gaze into for hours and find the depths of one's soul

Or so I'm told

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By *ornyscot777TV/TS
2 weeks ago

SCOTLAND

My legs

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By *astmidsduo25Couple
2 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Bum

- Miss x

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

Bum I guess

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Legs

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"No, not like that.

Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.

I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!

The line of hair to my pubic region 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"My thighs."

They are stellar thighs

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

I'm saying chest

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Erm not sure maybe my eyes x

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

My hair when it plays nice!

And sometimes my face, depending on which part of my cycle I'm on.

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By *ealitybitesMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

Belly button

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

I've been told I have a nice firm bum, I think my dirty laugh is hot though too 😜

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"Legs"

They are pretty awesome legs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"I'm saying chest "

I'd agree

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By *ickey_blue11Man
2 weeks ago

Maidenhead

Would you like this pen-is?

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By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I couldn't even give myself away 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"My hair when it plays nice!

And sometimes my face, depending on which part of my cycle I'm on. "

You have a great bum! Not bi.

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By *ancman44Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm good at figures (numbers)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"Belly button"

You do! I noticed a rather pleasant looking penis aswell...

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By *hatsthemattayouMan
2 weeks ago

Warsash

"Bum

- Miss x"

Absolutely

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Used to be legs, but in very distracted by a varicose vein I need to get taken care of so not those right now.

Probably lips or just the ass to waist ratio 💜

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"I've been told I have a nice firm bum, I think my dirty laugh is hot though too 😜"

You have some grabable hair aswell!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Apparently my eyes,always been told

They are possibly wrong

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

On a feel good day, I'd say my face.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Legs

They are pretty awesome legs!"

aww thank you

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By *ister SmoothMan
2 weeks ago

Bramhall

At the minute it's my chest.

Been doing a lot of bench pressing recently.🙈

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Her: legs

Him: he says arms

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"My hair when it plays nice!

And sometimes my face, depending on which part of my cycle I'm on.

You have a great bum! Not bi. "

You have great hair!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

No idea, maybe my mouth/lips

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hmmm. My legs, possibly?

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I would have to go with my glutes.

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
2 weeks ago

chester

Legs probably- they are long in relation to my height

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By *lusive KittyWoman
2 weeks ago

In the countryside

I'll go with what most people say, my legs

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By *roublemakers!Couple
2 weeks ago

Hawkinge, Kent

"No, not like that.

Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.

I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!

Personality doesn't count? Balls to that, we're going with our imagination, which we love using to boot.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Eyes,I get told it often enough so must be true

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Possibly my perfectly reasonable sized boobs

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

My eyes.. innocent yet dangerous 🫠

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

My mouth.

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Eyes,I get told it often enough so must be true

Can't argue with that

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Blue eyes

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By *atchyname2Woman
2 weeks ago

south west

Boobs are a handful

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By *ate2theparty808Man
2 weeks ago

Erdington

Even though I’m only 5’8”. I’ve been told that I have a physical presence that is intimidating.

In other words, my mates say I’m a fat fucker

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Newtownbutler

My green eyes

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"Legs probably- they are long in relation to my height "

You have great legs! 😍

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

it would be chest i think

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By *regen1000Man
2 weeks ago

Erith

My baby blue eyes.

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By *izzmonkeysCouple
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

You'll find us in the yellow label aisle

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By * D 777Man
2 weeks ago

bathgate

My eyes an thighs and ass and hands

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By *igBeardyDanMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

Probably my beard, I do get lots of compliments

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

I'm saying my face although some say legs/tattoos... my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"My eyes an thighs and ass and hands "

That's more than 1!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

I actually quite like my face. But as far as fab goes probably my boobs or legs.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Smile

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

I'm going with two things because they go hand in hand,and I havent given myself enough love recently! And no, I don't mean masturbation.

Eyes and smile.

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By *pTheDale40Man
2 weeks ago

Coventry

Cracking eyes, decent legs, absolutely fucking hilarious

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By *ampireWolvesMan
2 weeks ago

Essex

I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Shoulders

The rest of me is padded - you can't see most of it.

😆 🤣 😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow! "

Photo or it didn’t happen!

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By *rchie300Man
2 weeks ago

Hamworthy

My body , nice looking cock and I’m a real hoot 😉

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!

Photo or it didn’t happen!"

What she said!

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By *trmkinksMan
2 weeks ago

London

Hands, they are veiny and most people like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"My body , nice looking cock and I’m a real hoot 😉"

You have a great body!

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By *heekyBoy65Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

My smile

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
2 weeks ago

IPSWICH

Im told I have a good smile.... although I dont use it enough.

Other than that my height. 🤷‍♂️

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow! "

I'm going with that body,I bet you can crack a walnut off it

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By *ew2buryMan
2 weeks ago

Forums.

Chest rug if I go by messages

But I do think I have a pretty face.

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By *redBlogs123Man
2 weeks ago

here and there

FOR SALE: One well-maintained 43-year old gent.

Professionally presented during office hours, but knows exactly how to dress down properly when the weekend arrives. Smart enough to hold a boardroom conversation, relaxed enough to end up barefoot at a BBQ with a beer in hand.

Features include:

Bushy beard with premium “distinguished but slightly bushy” styling

Hairline showing signs of strategic withdrawal

Reliable engine with strong work ethic

Starts first time, though may grunt slightly getting out of low chairs

Back occasionally clicks like an old Land Rover suspension, but still handles well

Factory fitted with:

Dry sense of humour

Proper manners

Flirty upgrade package

Ability to cook at least one dish extremely well and mention it regularly

Runs best on...

Good company, sarcasm, coffee, and someone giving him that look from across the room.

Not showroom perfect, but far more interesting than the newer models.

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow! "

If you smelllllllllllll what the rock is cooking 😎

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 weeks ago

Maidstone

Erm at a push I have a nice pair of boobies. But the price a pay for that is being a lard arse, so swings and roundabouts

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Chest rug if I go by messages"

Seeing as that's you're only pic are you surprised?

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By *agic.MMan
2 weeks ago

Kent/London

Pffff...there's so many to choose from 🤔...fu*k it, I'll just say... my body 😏

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

I like my eyes. They barely work but i like them.

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Slough

Lips 💋💋

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
2 weeks ago

Bradford

People occasionally compliment my smile. That's massively more than any other part of me so that

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

chin dimple

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford

My smile and the smoldering look

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By *ew2buryMan
2 weeks ago

Forums.

"Chest rug if I go by messages

Seeing as that's you're only pic are you surprised?

"
gotta save the others for forum days !

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I think I've got really good fingers some may say there magical

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

I've been told I have nice smile but based on what people on here can see, I'd go with my thighs.

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

"I've been told I have nice smile but based on what people on here can see, I'd go with my thighs."

You have a sexy smile Joe x

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By *gent CoulsonMan
2 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My eyes, get lots of compliments on how blue and sparkly they are

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"I've been told I have nice smile but based on what people on here can see, I'd go with my thighs.

You have a sexy smile Joe x "

Why thank you

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By *weetiepie99Woman
2 weeks ago

cardiff

Mon visage

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By *ick MastersMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

My blue eyes

Or bum/back

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 weeks ago

Maidstone

"I think I've got really good fingers some may say there magical

Mum says they're magical!!!

Sorry reminded me of that advert... can't remember what it's for though

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By *inkPomPomWoman
2 weeks ago

Isle of Man

Gonna go with my smile or my fantastic boobies

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By *inkPomPomWoman
2 weeks ago

Isle of Man

Oo or the bush 😘

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I think I've got really good fingers some may say there magical

Mum says they're magical!!!

Sorry reminded me of that advert... can't remember what it's for though"

it definitely wast my mum that said it

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

50p any offers? (Mr)

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By *verageHoesCouple
2 weeks ago

Bessacarr

Probably my face, but only if I don't smile

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

My eyelashes!!!

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

People tend to say my hair when it natural.

I say my legs

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By *itty14Couple
2 weeks ago

kilkenny

My bum🍑

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
2 weeks ago

chester

"Legs probably- they are long in relation to my height

You have great legs! 😍"

Thank you!

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

Moobs

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I'm told my lips are really nice.

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By *rectus HumongusMan
2 weeks ago

uranus

"Probably eyes x"

Eyes are one of the first things I look at can tell so much by the eyes

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By *heJam84Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

i'm told i have a nice bum, thats for you ladies to decide though.

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By *rectus HumongusMan
2 weeks ago

uranus

I would my legs thick and muscular years of running marathons etc.

Nowadays nearest to a Marathon i would get is a Snickers bar

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

I'd say my eyes 👀

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By *otwife_couple_hullCouple
2 weeks ago

Hull

I think, without ego, the overall head to toe body thing. I have 2 kids and am 49 and have never set foot in a gym.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"i'm told i have a nice bum, thats for you ladies to decide though. "

You do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I think my back looks ok

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By *gly duck cdTV/TS
2 weeks ago

middlesbrough

For some inexplicable reason I am blessed with the bum of someone half my age

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By *eardedsparkyMan
2 weeks ago

Llandudno

I’ve always liked my shoulders

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By *eximus MaximusMan
2 weeks ago

Up North

My Japseye

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By *WANDTGCouple
2 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

The male had been told he has nice shoulders, forearms and nice eyes. Teresa has great curves especially her 🍑

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By *ray_BTWMan
2 weeks ago

Worcester

My torso

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Boob's for sure. Always loved them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"My Japseye

FFS 🙈

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

I was told today that I have powerful eyes, a wonderful smile and a fabulous laugh. I'm going to select my eyes from that list as being my best feature (though I'm not entirely sure what power they have! 👀)

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By *tannersMan
2 weeks ago

stanley

My moobs or my hairy belly button

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By *nsanityBohemianstyleXXXWoman
2 weeks ago

Sitting on cornflake…

Well it certainly isn’t my feet - they would be best served claw like hanging onto a branch

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By *ara25xWoman
2 weeks ago

Angus

Probably my eyes

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By *tamanMan
2 weeks ago

around the corner

My dark brown eyes. only for 9.99 at Tesco

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By *eximus MaximusMan
2 weeks ago

Up North

"Probably my eyes"

#metoo

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
2 weeks ago

South Wales

Probably my bum xx 😄

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
2 weeks ago

Your to do list

My legs ✨️

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By *annessaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Denham

Everyone says my legs - who am I to argue

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

"Everyone says my legs - who am I to argue "

Thru are great legs x

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By *hinstrapMan
2 weeks ago

sheffield

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By *hinstrapMan
2 weeks ago

sheffield

Got be chest or legs . So people keep telling me. Defo won't my face

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"Probably my bum xx 😄"

I don't think you'll find many in disagreement 😉

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By *tormQueenWoman
2 weeks ago

All over the place

Apparently my arse

I cant see it myself 😎😎

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"Apparently my arse

I cant see it myself 😎😎"

Try a mirror 😘

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By *tormQueenWoman
2 weeks ago

All over the place

"Apparently my arse

I cant see it myself 😎😎

Try a mirror 😘"

I was very pleased with my little joke..could you tell 🤣🤣🤣

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

Anybody else concerened that the OP's account might be hacked.

Way to many compliments dished out and dished out easily. Or maybe it is just the heat 🤷‍♂️

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My lips 💋

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

My eyes and my hands… well at least what my hands can do

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

My smile, I often get told I’ve got a nice/cheeky one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"Anybody else concerened that the OP's account might be hacked.

Way to many compliments dished out and dished out easily. Or maybe it is just the heat 🤷‍♂️"

It's the cocktails!! 🍹 And possible sunstroke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"My eyes and my hands… well at least what my hands can do "

I can type pretty quick with mine

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By *asualConnectionsMan
2 weeks ago

bristol

I quite like my eyes tbh but alot of women have said I got nice eyelashes lol very strange but ill take any complement I can

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By *cFlirtyMan
2 weeks ago

Alton

Well personally not too sure, but have had quite a few comments on my bum!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"Apparently my arse

I cant see it myself 😎😎

Try a mirror 😘

I was very pleased with my little joke..could you tell 🤣🤣🤣"

I enjoyed it too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"Well personally not too sure, but have had quite a few comments on my bum!"

It's quite voluptuous

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By *cFlirtyMan
2 weeks ago

Alton

"Well personally not too sure, but have had quite a few comments on my bum!

It's quite voluptuous "

Is that good or bad 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"Well personally not too sure, but have had quite a few comments on my bum!

It's quite voluptuous

Is that good or bad 🤣🤣"

Wrong person to ask! I don't really go for mens bums

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

"Anybody else concerened that the OP's account might be hacked.

Way to many compliments dished out and dished out easily. Or maybe it is just the heat 🤷‍♂️

It's the cocktails!! 🍹 And possible sunstroke. "

And there was me getting all worried for your safety for no reason.

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By *eniescot86Man
2 weeks ago

Bathgate

👅

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By *laytime_13Woman
2 weeks ago

Lincs

"No, not like that.

Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.

I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!

From the little bit I can see in your photos I'm really jealous of your hair,I always wanted long curly/wavy hair.

For me, boobs aside (I quite like mine but it's a bit obvious) I think I have a nice smile

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"No, not like that.

Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.

I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!

From the little bit I can see in your photos I'm really jealous of your hair,I always wanted long curly/wavy hair.

For me, boobs aside (I quite like mine but it's a bit obvious) I think I have a nice smile

Sometimes the obvious is worth stating 😉

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"No, not like that.

Name your best physical feature. And no, personality doesn't count. Nor does your elbow.

I'm going with my hair. The hair on my head!

From the little bit I can see in your photos I'm really jealous of your hair,I always wanted long curly/wavy hair.

For me, boobs aside (I quite like mine but it's a bit obvious) I think I have a nice smile

Up until about 5 years ago I straightened it every day, I hated it! My hairdresser now hates me.

You have a great figure!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

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By *ampireWolvesMan
2 weeks ago

Essex

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!

Photo or it didn’t happen!

What she said!"

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ done and done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥"

I'm your best feature?

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥

I'm your best feature?"

Impressive. High five Shams ✋

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By *tevieG73Man
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Height + physique

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!

Photo or it didn’t happen!

What she said!

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ done and done! "

Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!

Photo or it didn’t happen!

What she said!

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ done and done!

Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭"

It's a good feature! Though I've yet to see the penis so I'm holding final judgement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!

Photo or it didn’t happen!

What she said!

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ done and done!

Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭

It's a good feature! Though I've yet to see the penis so I'm holding final judgement. "

Do ya think this will get me a photo?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!

Photo or it didn’t happen!

What she said!

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ done and done!

Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭

It's a good feature! Though I've yet to see the penis so I'm holding final judgement. "

I’ve got it now. 🥳 I don’t think I can do it but I’m going to try

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥

I'm your best feature?

Impressive. High five Shams ✋ "

🤚🏾😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥

I'm your best feature?"

No, just paying you a compliment or two.

I posted mine at the top. Thick thighs. 😉

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥

I'm your best feature?

No, just paying you a compliment or two.

I posted mine at the top. Thick thighs. 😉"

Ah, so she's your best feature 😉

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By *londie 999Woman
2 weeks ago

staffs

My bum apparently… 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

"OP and her curly/wavy hair plus her sarcasm 🔥🔥🔥

I'm your best feature?

No, just paying you a compliment or two.

I posted mine at the top. Thick thighs. 😉

Ah, so she's your best feature 😉"

Saucy! I don't know who's thighs are thicker; mine or hers. She's definitely lovely though. And also very funny.

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By *ampireWolvesMan
2 weeks ago

Essex

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!

Photo or it didn’t happen!

What she said!

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ done and done!

Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭

It's a good feature! Though I've yet to see the penis so I'm holding final judgement.

Do ya think this will get me a photo? "

A photo of a dickhead doesn’t count then!? 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"I’m going with the way I can raise one eyebrow!

Photo or it didn’t happen!

What she said!

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ done and done!

Where? Where is my photo? If Coyote gets one so should I! 😭

It's a good feature! Though I've yet to see the penis so I'm holding final judgement.

Do ya think this will get me a photo?

A photo of a dickhead doesn’t count then!? 😂"

I've had a few today you're gonna need to narrow it down

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By *r Jason KingMan
2 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

Hair?....Mia

Bum?.... flat

Arms?....like twigs

Err...err..I'll get back to you

Lol

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By *asualfridayMan
2 weeks ago

Highlands

Legs

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By *eximus MaximusMan
2 weeks ago

Up North

Good selling everyone.

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