FabSwingers.com forum: Unexpected orgasms

By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room, and I was reaching up and then that feeling in my legs started and i was like oh....who knew decorating could be so fun.

I'm considering a career change now.

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By *ellinever70Woman
2 weeks ago

Ayrshire

No, I've never unexpectedly just had an orgasm

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

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By *ngry IngridWoman
2 weeks ago

Cardigan

No?! But I want to 🤭

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

I have when ive been asleep and its woken me up. Fun dreams i guess.

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room, and I was reaching up and then that feeling in my legs started and i was like oh....who knew decorating could be so fun.

I'm considering a career change now.

I usually need a threshold of stimulus, e.g. fab porn and whatever leftovers I have in my subconscious mind. Only then can I orgasm but it could be a female thing as you say. When you’ve made your decisio, My kitchen could do with a bit of decorating! 😂

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

Sadly not

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

All the time. It's annoying having to carry spare boxers everywhere and get the cum-soaked ones off multiple times a day 😒

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By *he Silver FuxMan
2 weeks ago

Utero

"I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room, and I was reaching up and then that feeling in my legs started and i was like oh....who knew decorating could be so fun.

I'm considering a career change now.

Using Farrow And Ball paint gives me a thrill too

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"I have when ive been asleep and its woken me up. Fun dreams i guess. "

Same. Dream orgasms are great. Never had a spontaneous orgasm in any other scenario 😂

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Nope, not sure it's possible for a man

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Dream orgasms - yes

Unexectly reaching another orgasm during sex when you didn’t feel like one was close - yes

Climaxing during the decorating? - Nope

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By *umagain58Man
2 weeks ago

London

"I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room, and I was reaching up and then that feeling in my legs started and i was like oh....who knew decorating could be so fun.

I'm considering a career change now.

Using Farrow And Ball paint gives me a thrill too"

lol. That’s what the yummy mummies use

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

A few times in my sleep. I woke up convulsing, shaking and cumming uncontrollably. It was quite the mess. I don't remember most of my dreams, so I have no idea what caused it.

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wales

Nope. 😭

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Ive just remembered a good few years ago i had a really good meet and the next morning i was in my bedroom getting ready and i had a massive orgasm, knocked me off my feet. Think it was a delayed after shock

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

No, but dreams sometimes give me a similar sensation.

It happened the other night actually and woke me up. Which was disappointing as it was getting to the good bit!

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Never , it takes me ages to cum

and even my fella can’t always do it

i wish i was an easy cummer

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By *uicy_peach79Woman
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Yes I have a vch piercing and sometimes on buses going over bumps can stimulate it

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Not unexpectedly. But I’ve been talked to orgasm without physical stimulation

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By *pTheDale40Man
2 weeks ago

Coventry

"I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room, and I was reaching up and then that feeling in my legs started and i was like oh....who knew decorating could be so fun.

I'm considering a career change now.

When I’ve woken up from a deep sleep about something or another that’s sexual! Not quite cum during sleep but woke up incredibly hard with the sensation that I’d just climaxed! Weird but brilliant feeling

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room, and I was reaching up and then that feeling in my legs started and i was like oh....who knew decorating could be so fun.

I'm considering a career change now.

One of our decorators is off sick and I'm filling in for him tomorrow, I'll let you know if I jizz my pants.

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"No, but dreams sometimes give me a similar sensation.

It happened the other night actually and woke me up. Which was disappointing as it was getting to the good bit! "

My dreams cock block me so much! 😭

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"Never , it takes me ages to cum

and even my fella can’t always do it

i wish i was an easy cummer "
l

But I'm not!

Obviously my roller is better than a guy 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *pTheDale40Man
2 weeks ago

Coventry

"No, but dreams sometimes give me a similar sensation.

It happened the other night actually and woke me up. Which was disappointing as it was getting to the good bit!

My dreams cock block me so much! 😭"

Same. Absolute bastards aren’t they?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"I have when ive been asleep and its woken me up. Fun dreams i guess. "

I have never had dreams involving sex!

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

If you seat in the right place on the bus, you get a little tingle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"If you seat in the right place on the bus, you get a little tingle."

I've had it from been on the back of a motorbike before. And running.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
2 weeks ago

North West UK

"I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room, and I was reaching up and then that feeling in my legs started and i was like oh....who knew decorating could be so fun.

I'm considering a career change now.

Was this on the undercoat? .. sorry... haha

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

"All the time. It's annoying having to carry spare boxers everywhere and get the cum-soaked ones off multiple times a day 😒"

I think there might be a business idea there Joe ? 🤔

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

"All the time. It's annoying having to carry spare boxers everywhere and get the cum-soaked ones off multiple times a day 😒

I think there might be a business idea there Joe ? 🤔"

Leave some in a park. Some of the ladies do it. You can call the smell "Eau de Joe".

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Never , it takes me ages to cum

and even my fella can’t always do it

i wish i was an easy cummer "

Exactly this

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By *ew2buryMan
2 weeks ago

Forums.

"All the time. It's annoying having to carry spare boxers everywhere and get the cum-soaked ones off multiple times a day 😒

I think there might be a business idea there Joe ? 🤔

Leave some in a park. Some of the ladies do it. You can call the smell "Eau de Joe"."
Beans' beans.

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

Climbing lamp posts as kid. Not experienced it in adulthood 😕

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

"All the time. It's annoying having to carry spare boxers everywhere and get the cum-soaked ones off multiple times a day 😒

I think there might be a business idea there Joe ? 🤔

Leave some in a park. Some of the ladies do it. You can call the smell "Eau de Joe".Beans' beans. "

*starts hanging around in parks*

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"No, but dreams sometimes give me a similar sensation.

It happened the other night actually and woke me up. Which was disappointing as it was getting to the good bit!

My dreams cock block me so much! 😭"

It's so frustrating! Like, let me at least enjoy it in my dreams if not irl 😭

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"All the time. It's annoying having to carry spare boxers everywhere and get the cum-soaked ones off multiple times a day 😒

I think there might be a business idea there Joe ? 🤔"

And let them have my DNA? No thank you!

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By *enuine_J87Man
2 weeks ago

Eastleigh

There is something called a Coregasm. I think mostly women can have it happen. If you hang from a bar and stretch your core and other such exercises can apparently cause an unexpected orgasm.

Think I only ever woke up once in my life from a sex dream where I had actually cum. Really thought a wet dream was just a myth until then.

Other than that sex dreams ALWAYS end right when it’s about to get good

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I have in dreams 😍

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By *verageHoesCouple
2 weeks ago

Bessacarr

Never when I'm awake. An unexpected awake one would be awesome! Sleep ones used to happen on occasion, but I always found them a bit disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"There is something called a Coregasm. I think mostly women can have it happen. If you hang from a bar and stretch your core and other such exercises can apparently cause an unexpected orgasm.

Think I only ever woke up once in my life from a sex dream where I had actually cum. Really thought a wet dream was just a myth until then.

Other than that sex dreams ALWAYS end right when it’s about to get good"

Coregasm! I like that

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I'd pay you to decorate my house...

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By *ate2theparty808Man
2 weeks ago

Erdington

I used to be a young man, and had quite a few unexpected orgasms, while asleep, while snogging under the canal bridge, that kind of thing

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

Definitely not an unexpected orgasm, but I can occasionally get a nice sensation coursing through if I see something I like the look of or recall and visualise something from the past

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

I can't get one when I'm expecting it!

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By *ice136Man
2 weeks ago

HULL

Power washing my patio, stepped around the hose and it touched my cock over my shorts.. Felt great so I stood there and the intense vibration from the hose made me cum..

I highly recommend it for male and female

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By *wcoMan
2 weeks ago

West Midlands

"I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room,

Do you mind if I ask; was this purely carnal or did you come over all emulsional?

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By *eximus MaximusMan
2 weeks ago

Up North

I’ve only ever had a wank when painting a magnolia wall when I was just a little bit short of finishing a wall

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

Can honestly say I've never had an unexpected orgasm. They require effort.

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By *nmyknees69Man
2 weeks ago

Rushden

"I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room, and I was reaching up and then that feeling in my legs started and i was like oh....who knew decorating could be so fun.

I'm considering a career change now.

I know it sounds crazy but as a pubescent teen in gym at school. I orgasmed whilst climbing the rope in PE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"Can honestly say I've never had an unexpected orgasm. They require effort."

No effort involved! And all was going through my head was I was gonna run of paint and have to drive to bloody Wickes. Maybe the heat made my bits swell. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

"Maybe the heat made my bits swell. 🤷🏻‍♀️"

Noooo. Please don't become a the heat makes me horny person. It would be weird. And awful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"Maybe the heat made my bits swell. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Noooo. Please don't become a the heat makes me horny person. It would be weird. And awful."

I wasn't even remotely horny! I still hate the heat, always will.

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By *ampireWolvesMan
2 weeks ago

Essex

"I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room, and I was reaching up and then that feeling in my legs started and i was like oh....who knew decorating could be so fun.

I'm considering a career change now.

If I ever got that, my DIY list wouldn’t be so long!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

"Maybe the heat made my bits swell. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Noooo. Please don't become a the heat makes me horny person. It would be weird. And awful.

I wasn't even remotely horny! I still hate the heat, always will. "

Maybe someone was thinking of you and somehow your bits picked up the signal and got excited. Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"Maybe the heat made my bits swell. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Noooo. Please don't become a the heat makes me horny person. It would be weird. And awful.

I wasn't even remotely horny! I still hate the heat, always will.

Maybe someone was thinking of you and somehow your bits picked up the signal and got excited. Maybe."

Like a serial killer?

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By *essTTWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I don't know if this is just a female thing, but have you ever just had a little ooh moment unexpectedly?

I've just been painting a room, and I was reaching up and then that feeling in my legs started and i was like oh....who knew decorating could be so fun.

I'm considering a career change now.

I don't understand

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

"Maybe the heat made my bits swell. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Noooo. Please don't become a the heat makes me horny person. It would be weird. And awful.

I wasn't even remotely horny! I still hate the heat, always will.

Maybe someone was thinking of you and somehow your bits picked up the signal and got excited. Maybe.

Like a serial killer?"

No longer worried about you.

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By *ddie1966Man
2 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

If it's just a little one, should it be referred to as an organism?

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By *anus7Man
2 weeks ago

Chester

Only on 2 occasions..First time I was about 16 - 17,and horse riding in white jodhpurs..bouncing on the back of the horse, had given me a decent hard on,and after jumping a couple of fences,I had an involuntary.

Last time was about 9 or 10 years ago,riding a friend's motorbike (Honda 900 if you must ask)

His gf was on the back and had her arms around me,'accidentally ' rubbing my groin.

By the time we reached the pub,an obvious stain on my jeans gave the game away..

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

"Maybe the heat made my bits swell. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Noooo. Please don't become a the heat makes me horny person. It would be weird. And awful.

I wasn't even remotely horny! I still hate the heat, always will.

Maybe someone was thinking of you and somehow your bits picked up the signal and got excited. Maybe.

Like a serial killer?"

Or a stalker. Like that creepy guy from You.

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By *lackadderMan
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Never , it takes me ages to cum

and even my fella can’t always do it

i wish i was an easy cummer l

But I'm not!

Obviously my roller is better than a guy 🤷🏻‍♀️"

Do do you favour a 4” roller or a 9”. Asking for a decorating forum….

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By *miley_charlieMan
2 weeks ago

Pendle

Once randomly had one on a long drive. =) x

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By *ooleyMan
2 weeks ago

preston

"Not unexpectedly. But I’ve been talked to orgasm without physical stimulation "

That's so hot, Julie. Can you give us anymore details? So cool

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By *ooleyMan
2 weeks ago

preston

Having had a few long term relationships with various partners there's a few times it's happened and I've been laid next to them fast asleep. With one partner, it happened really infrequently, like the same regularity as a nightmare, say. But a few times it was an incredibly intense experience for both of us. She screamed herself awake not knowing what was going on, I shot bolt upright thinking god-knows-what.. and we had to deal with it all in the dark. I remember us lying there and me asking her to tell me what she was dreaming about. I can't remember exactly the scenario she was dreaming about but it was very cool.. she was somewhere between awake and asleep, softly telling me as I fingered her to another orgasm. And we both went to sleep.

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