FabSwingers.com forum: Chocolate bars

By *upersonic48 OP Man
2 weeks ago

fareham

What is your favourite chocolate bar that you like to play with I mean with your partner and what would you like doing with it before you eat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Why are you spoiling chocolate?

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Why are you spoiling chocolate?"

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

I bite the tip and the end off my Twix, then use it as a straw 🙃 Other than that, I give chocolate the respect it deserves.

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

I can't give a blowjob without a Bounty.

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By *lectrictouchMan
2 weeks ago

inverarary

I’m not keen on chocolate tbh I’m a savoury guy

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By *upersonic48 OP Man
2 weeks ago

fareham

"Why are you spoiling chocolate?"

Chocolate is the best

Sex is also the best so join them two together you get great messy tasty sex lol

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Dipped his cock in Nutella once, looked like shit, got the giggles…. The end

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

I always keep a double decker up my ass incase one of us gets peckish.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I always keep a double decker up my ass incase one of us gets peckish. "

That's quite a girthy chocolate bar 😱

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"I always keep a double decker up my ass incase one of us gets peckish.

That's quite a girthy chocolate bar 😱"

It's roomy up there.

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By *nmyknees69Man
2 weeks ago

Rushden

"What is your favourite chocolate bar that you like to play with I mean with your partner and what would you like doing with it before you eat it? "

I don’t like chocolate but have used a mars bar (when they were proper sized) on my ex wife. Sooo messy

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By *upersonic48 OP Man
2 weeks ago

fareham

"I always keep a double decker up my ass incase one of us gets peckish.

That's quite a girthy chocolate bar 😱

It's roomy up there."

Nice park up the double decker lol

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By *upersonic48 OP Man
2 weeks ago

fareham

Maybe if to messy when inside the arse or pussy we should freeze the chocolate bar first

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

The things some of you do with chocolate.

Such a waste!

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By *nmyknees69Man
2 weeks ago

Rushden

"Maybe if to messy when inside the arse or pussy we should freeze the chocolate bar first "

You need to freeze it. The mars melts really quickly though

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By *hatsthemattayouMan
2 weeks ago

Warsash

"I bite the tip and the end off my Twix, then use it as a straw 🙃 Other than that, I give chocolate the respect it deserves."

It works well in tea melts the middle

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By *hatsthemattayouMan
2 weeks ago

Warsash

"What is your favourite chocolate bar that you like to play with I mean with your partner and what would you like doing with it before you eat it? "

Whatever people do Cadbury’s is fucked, tastes so bad now

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By *ancman44Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Galaxy is nice even their hot chocolate is yummy

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

Is nothing sacred? And who's cleaning those sheets?!

😱

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

Absolutely not i would never disrespect chocolate

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By *ssexPaul50Man
2 weeks ago

colchester

I’m not a massive chocolate eater, but I have hone through phases of eating just one type of chocolate bar. I’ve been through a Boost phase, a Double decker phase, a flake phase - just wouldn’t eat any other bar at the time.

BUT, I have the same opinion on Chocolate bars as I do with other foods - it’s just not to be mixed with sex lol.

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

The whole food thing is weird, and quite frankly a waste of chocolate.

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By *hatsthemattayouMan
2 weeks ago

Warsash

"Absolutely not i would never disrespect chocolate "

What’s the best?

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

"Absolutely not i would never disrespect chocolate

What’s the best?"

Galaxy caramel 🤤

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Sea salted ones from Aldi. They’re good 😊

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By *nmyknees69Man
2 weeks ago

Rushden

"The whole food thing is weird, and quite frankly a waste of chocolate. "

It’s not wasted though. It still gets (aherm) eaten….. 😉

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"Is nothing sacred? And who's cleaning those sheets?!

😱"

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough, YOLO 😌

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By *nmyknees69Man
2 weeks ago

Rushden

"Is nothing sacred? And who's cleaning those sheets?!

😱

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough, YOLO 😌"

Chocolate is always good if you get the munchies… 😉 😜

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

"Is nothing sacred? And who's cleaning those sheets?!

😱

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough, YOLO 😌"

Although i imagine a toblerone isnt impossible but a very different sensation

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By *hatsthemattayouMan
2 weeks ago

Warsash

"Absolutely not i would never disrespect chocolate

What’s the best?

Galaxy caramel 🤤"

Interesting choice, can get a little messy

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

My chocolate is MY CHOCOLATE and I don't share

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"Is nothing sacred? And who's cleaning those sheets?!

😱

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough, YOLO 😌

Although i imagine a toblerone isnt impossible but a very different sensation"

Depends on which way you're pointing it i guess.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

YKINMK OP. Food and sex need to stay separate for me. I learned that the hard way 😳🥲😭

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By *upersonic48 OP Man
2 weeks ago

fareham

"YKINMK OP. Food and sex need to stay separate for me. I learned that the hard way 😳🥲😭"

Oh please tell us what went wrong lol x

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By *abulincsCouple
2 weeks ago

near a bridge

No body ever said about a favourite lol I love chocolate about 6-8 bars a day in my pack up lol (mr)

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By *ydaz70Man
2 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

Have you seen the cost of chocolate not a f ing chance I playing with it it's mine and I'm not sharing.

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By *ssupMan
2 weeks ago

Cornwall

I've always wondered why chocolate titty tassels never became a thing?

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"I've always wondered why chocolate titty tassels never became a thing? "

I could glue a Jaffa cake on mine and fling a few Maltesers around 🤣

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

"I've always wondered why chocolate titty tassels never became a thing?

I could glue a Jaffa cake on mine and fling a few Maltesers around 🤣"

See if you can get one in my mouth 😲

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By *inky_RagnarCouple
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

Cadbury, before the Americans bought it and ruined it

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
2 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Kitkat

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By *upersonic48 OP Man
2 weeks ago

fareham

"Kitkat"

4 fingers or chunky x

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

I used to like to bite the chocolate off a bounty and then roll the coconut into a ball before eating that. Haven't done it since being a kid though. Is that the sort of thing you mean?

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

"I bite the tip and the end off my Twix, then use it as a straw 🙃 Other than that, I give chocolate the respect it deserves.

It works well in tea melts the middle "

That's what I do 😍

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Swansea

A chocolate bar after sex is my preference but not incorporated into sex and used as a sex toy. I tried it years and years ago, it was messy and haven't wanted to do it since.

Mrs S&N

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By *ndelibleSurpriseMan
2 weeks ago

Guildford

Grateful for the replies to confirm the OP actually meant what I thought they meant.

Brings a whole new meaning to battered Mars Bar I suppose🤷🏻‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I bite the tip and the end off my Twix, then use it as a straw 🙃 Other than that, I give chocolate the respect it deserves."

Twix is the greatest chocolate EVER....show it more respect 😆

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By *olf-of-OdinMan
2 weeks ago

Winchester

I like to pop a creme egg in there and lick it out. Only at easter though. He he.

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

I read this thread and I'm just left with..why

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

I like my chocolate bars after sex

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By *r Jason KingMan
2 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

I've cut down on eating chocolate, but it's for eating not stuffing up your arse, haha

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