FabSwingers.com forum: What's annoyed you today?

By *uckMe12Free OP Man
2 weeks ago

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I was tucking into a jam donut, and obviously the first bite is where the small hole is to avoid a splodge of jam shooting out tother side. However, this sweet delight had two jam piercings. Trust me to choose the wrong hole... jam all down my chest. What's pissed you off today? The day has just started for many, so this could be a slow burner.

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

The fact I've had no sleep and I have a shift in a red hot building to do.....this may not end well!!

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By *ara25xWoman
2 weeks ago

Angus

Late finish from nightshift still to get dog out and gym b4 I sleep

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By *ocialablechapMan
2 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

What's annoyed me today, nothing as yet, but it is early.....

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Ordered a flat white in drive thru only to find its a cappucino 😡

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Late finish from nightshift still to get dog out and gym b4 I sleep"

Do you need spotting

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

The fact that I am not on holiday

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By *oastal1968Man
2 weeks ago

London/Stafford

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
2 weeks ago

Northumberland

My alarm went off.... it was meant to but still annoyed me.

No milk, so no brew

Half the jobs on farm havent been done while I was away, or if they have they were done terrible

I stood in cow shit, it was deep, its in my boot

Had 28° where I was yesterday, whys it so fucking cold today?

Sorry im having a rant 😂

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

Finding myself in a customer service chat bot loop of death

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

So far... nothing.

Still smiling and positive for events of the day 😁

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By *imply_SensualMan
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

Nothing.... yet, but there is time.... plenty of time

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By *erry 58Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Woke up with morning wood , but alone in bed

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By *ino200Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Absolutely nothing gorgeous day

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By *pTheDale40Man
2 weeks ago

Coventry

I’ve stood on a plug 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

No milk, so no brew

I stood in cow shit"

Were you trying to milk the cow for your brew ?

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
2 weeks ago

La La Land

I came up with a new invention, two holes in every jam doughnut 🤓

It's like a game of risk to see if you get any down your chest 😆

It doesn't seem as popular as I thought it would be

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

nothing but it is early

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

Went to bed too late, woke up too early, bin men at 7.08am and bin in middle of the drive, messages on here not worth replying too - deleted more than I replied too, going swimming soon, let's see who annoys me there

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Went to bed too late, woke up too early, bin men at 7.08am and bin in middle of the drive, messages on here not worth replying too - deleted more than I replied too, going swimming soon, let's see who annoys me there "

Ill be there so me

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
2 weeks ago

Northumberland

No milk, so no brew

I stood in cow shit

Were you trying to milk the cow for your brew ?"

If only they were dairy cows i would have been! All I was trying to do was open the end door, but the 2 lads who've been in at the weekend havent done anything properly, so theyve left mess everywhere.

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By *om in CyprusMan
2 weeks ago

Ayia Napa

left to pool cover on last night so its like a hot bath this morning water temperature 34 degrees to hot to swim my lengths #stayingfat Grr

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By *uaveNightsMan
2 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Poor sleep and got gym today, this isn’t going to go well… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *lackadderMan
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

I haven’t been up long enough, give it time…

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

Woke up with a headache, walked the dog, and all was good with the world. However, now got tracking bottoms on instead of shorts and thinking of getting a sweater as its cold. That is annoying. Where is the lovely warm weather?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I woke up and there wasn't a guy here to make me breakfast 😔

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

I have a cold!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *adoldmeMan
2 weeks ago

, Braintree

F*cling neighbours yappy dog....

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By *tannersMan
2 weeks ago

stanley

No lottery win last night so still having to work

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
2 weeks ago

West Bromwich

"I’ve stood on a plug 🤦🏻‍♂️"

Ouch!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"My cats smug bastards, heading out to work this morning full of cold and chest infection feeling like crap,hot sweaty no sleep and a busy day.

Those fuckers laying there in cool house licking their assholes enjoying life not a care in the world.

Fuckers

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

The thought of all the form filling I have to do for a new job. FML

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"The thought of all the form filling I have to do for a new job. FML "

Oh no the stress !!!!!

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By *ertsman46Man
2 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

My job is stressing me out clients keep changing things so puts me behind stop changing your minds ffs

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Politics. Not posting the specifics as I don't like politics being discussed in the lounge.

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By *uilderfunMan
2 weeks ago

Bath

Its hot as fuck and im on a roof working all day again

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"The thought of all the form filling I have to do for a new job. FML

Oh no the stress !!!!!

It is bloody stressful! 🖕🏼

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"The thought of all the form filling I have to do for a new job. FML

Oh no the stress !!!!!

It is bloody stressful! 🖕🏼"

Turn the pages slowly

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

"Its hot as fuck and im on a roof working all day again "

Oh no! You might have to take your top off! How awful

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Its hot as fuck and im on a roof working all day again

Oh no! You might have to take your top off! How awful

Mines off working in a glass building

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By *uilderfunMan
2 weeks ago

Bath

"Its hot as fuck and im on a roof working all day again

Oh no! You might have to take your top off! How awful

It's off already, short shorts and a tonne of sun cream!

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

"Its hot as fuck and im on a roof working all day again

Oh no! You might have to take your top off! How awful

It's off already, short shorts and a tonne of sun cream!"

🤤

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By *igBeardyDanMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

Nothing yet but there's still time

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
2 weeks ago

west mosley

Having to work in this heat in a shirt and tie which I can’t take off as I’m with clients all day. I just want a breeze

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By *umfun24Man
2 weeks ago

wilmslow

Trying to make sense of other people’s spreadsheets. Why do they have to make it so complicated with hidden everything and removed formulas. Passed over with a “take a look at this and let me know if it’s okay” remark. Which actually means, “I’m going to blame you if it’s actually a crock of shite” and so it’s quicker to start from scratch. Wankers !!

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Having to work in this heat in a shirt and tie which I can’t take off as I’m with clients all day. I just want a breeze "

FUCK.THAT!!!!!!!

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By *dible_KinkCouple
2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

People not calling me by me correct name. Its funkin' bad manners if nothing else. I never had this problem as a child and suddenly in my mid 40's people want to add an imaginary, superfluous "Y" to my perfectly normal name.

It happend twice this morning, so I started calling the guy "Sally" - why you calling me Sally? - start calling me by my proper name and I'll revert to calling you by yours...fair's fair!!!!

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By *pthillMan
2 weeks ago

st shithole

People

I fuckin hate them

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By *homas400Man
2 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

Just put the washing machine on and then found a sweaty T shirt hanging on the back of a chair. Grrrrrr

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Nothing (yet)! On annual leave, weather is better, playing sport later on ( hope it stays like that) 😂 🤞

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Way to nice of a day that I will just grit my teeth and not let anyone or anything to annoy me

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By *orphia2003Woman
2 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

My back is in agony, my ankle hurts and my carpel tunnel is flaring up.

Coffee machine is broken at work, so it's packet stuff.

Didn't sleep well due to heat.

Cat woke me at 4.30 for breakfast.

Not a good day so far, but is one day closer to craft beer festival and holidays.

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

Neck pain isn't subsiding 😕

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By *atteLover82Man
2 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

Nothing so far l. Let's hope it continue.

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
2 weeks ago

west mosley

Having to work in this heat in a shirt and tie which I can’t take off as I’m with clients all day. I just want a breeze

FUCK.THAT!!!!!!!

Long sleeve as well with request to wear a blazer 😂

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

Complications from surgery that I had in March and receptionist at GP surgery asking "Are you sure? Do you definitely need to see a doctor?" 😒

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

The sun, thinking its hard being all hot and everything.

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By *007ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Noticing cones going up for roadworks nearby....7 weeks!!!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

I poked a second hole in about 36 donuts and so far only one fool has fell for it

Mr 🐺

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By *nmyknees69Man
2 weeks ago

Rushden

Waking up hard alone again.

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By *eet my MeatMan
2 weeks ago

North East

I'm sure you'll still sparkle as usual x

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

And my annoyances continue... Different aquafit teacher to our regular one and he was incredibly bore-ring, then my car decides he doesn't like the heat and won't get out of 'park', when he did eventually stop being a dick drove to Home Bargains where two old women decided I wasn't moving quick enough at the checkout and proceeded to push their trolly into my arse

I'm home now and staying here, away from the great unwashed while minding my own god damn business

*goes for a lie down*

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

I'm home now and staying here, away from the great unwashed while minding my own god damn business

*goes for a lie down*"

Tbf id push something into ur arse

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

I'm home now and staying here, away from the great unwashed while minding my own god damn business

*goes for a lie down*"

I'd have shoved the trolley back at them. "Oldies down in aisle 1!"

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

I'm home now and staying here, away from the great unwashed while minding my own god damn business

*goes for a lie down*

I'd have shoved the trolley back at them. "Oldies down in aisle 1!""

Then someone replies "who gives a fuck"

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

I found a pen mark on the sofa. Nobody knows how it got there 🤷

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"I found a pen mark on the sofa. Nobody knows how it got there 🤷 "

Thats standard 🤦

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By *enuine_J87Man
2 weeks ago

Eastleigh

A new admin person at work keeps logging jobs with the word Urgent! At the start of it, then walks into my office to tell me how the customer says it is urgent.

I tell her the same thing every time, most customers will say it is urgent, if we get back to them within 5 minutes they will expect that to happen each time they call us.

You can’t set a precedent like that, as it is not realistic.

Obviously going to keep happening until she leaves

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By *akedMMan
2 weeks ago

Witney

That I had to put clothes on to go for a swim at the leisure centre, and the community cafe afterwards. They soon came off when I got home

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

A white van man beckoned out another white van man straight into my path ....... the second white van man couldn't see me due to a fuck off large lorry parked on the corner. Good job im an ace driver....

I did mutter ,..... fucking idiot tho

Why do people beckon others out ? and worse ..... why do people allow others to do their 'looking' for them. I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

When my alarm went off this morning. I was like WTF is that all about.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

I failed an exam today. Very annoyed with myself. I over thought and changed my answers to a number of them.

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By *issmorganWoman
2 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

People bothering me, when I'm out and about with earphones in.

Take the hint, especially when they ask things that are quite obvious or they could easily find out, if they used their eyes!.

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