FabSwingers.com forum: Describe Your ex....

By *cotslass2 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

As a drink

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By *urry BlokeMan
2 weeks ago

Dark & Stormy

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
2 weeks ago

Markfield

Long, slim, sour.

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Mature and classy

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

Sour and tangy

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By *iss KinkWoman
2 weeks ago

Up North

Whiskey sour

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Bitter and a little thick

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By *ittle miss sunshineWoman
2 weeks ago

south sheilds

Newcastle brown ale!.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Not my ex per se, but my late wife...

Like a Long Island Ice Tea - layered with a bit of everything, highly intoxicating, interesting, and a kick like a mule - you can never manage more than one.

❤

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
2 weeks ago

west mosley

Very good at blowjobs😂

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By *hoenixxFeatherWoman
2 weeks ago

Teesside

I had a really shitty sex on the beach cocktail from a Greene King pub once.. that about sums it up 😆

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

"Very good at blowjobs😂"

Where is this cocktail served?

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Not my ex per se, but my late wife...

Like a Long Island Ice Tea - layered with a bit of everything, highly intoxicating, interesting, and a kick like a mule - you can never manage more than one.

❤"

That’s lovely ❤️

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

Pernod. Makes you sick and not want to touch it ever again

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Vodka martini. Thinks it's cool and suave, but very much overshadowed by the salty slime ball element 💜

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Not my ex per se, but my late wife...

Like a Long Island Ice Tea - layered with a bit of everything, highly intoxicating, interesting, and a kick like a mule - you can never manage more than one.

❤"

Beautiful 😭🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
2 weeks ago

west mosley

4 years ago and literally the best blowjob I have ever had nothing has come close since or before

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

Like a pint of whiskey, tastes good to begin with and you can't believe your luck...but the longer you drink you realise you don't have the stomach for it

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By *pTheDale40Man
2 weeks ago

Coventry

Tequila. Great idea to start with before you realise what an absolute nightmare she is later down the line

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

"4 years ago and literally the best blowjob I have ever had nothing has come close since or before"

You did what i did and didnt read the OP 🤣🤣 but good to know u had an amazing blowy. Good for you glen coco you go glen coco

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Tamworth

"Tequila. Great idea to start with before you realise what an absolute nightmare she is later down the line

Salute the simultaneous gag thought friend

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Coca cola.. refreshing sometimes but rots you from the inside.

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
2 weeks ago

west mosley

4 years ago and literally the best blowjob I have ever had nothing has come close since or before

You did what i did and didnt read the OP 🤣🤣 but good to know u had an amazing blowy. Good for you glen coco you go glen coco

Oh dear oh dear 😂😂

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

You know all the drink that gets spilled on the beer mat? Tip that in a glass. Fucking disgusting.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

"4 years ago and literally the best blowjob I have ever had nothing has come close since or before

You did what i did and didnt read the OP 🤣🤣 but good to know u had an amazing blowy. Good for you glen coco you go glen coco

Oh dear oh dear 😂😂"

🤣🤣 its great i love it ❤️

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
2 weeks ago

west mosley

You know all the drink that gets spilled on the beer mat? Tip that in a glass. Fucking disgusting.

From what I’ve read he must of been a cunt to be compared to that 😂

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"You know all the drink that gets spilled on the beer mat? Tip that in a glass. Fucking disgusting.

From what I’ve read he must of been a cunt to be compared to that 😂"

That's putting it politely.

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
2 weeks ago

west mosley

You know all the drink that gets spilled on the beer mat? Tip that in a glass. Fucking disgusting.

From what I’ve read he must of been a cunt to be compared to that 😂

That's putting it politely.

Well I hope you find happiness one day! X

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By *pTheDale40Man
2 weeks ago

Coventry

"Tequila. Great idea to start with before you realise what an absolute nightmare she is later down the line

Salute the simultaneous gag thought friend"

It’s a hard one

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By *wcoMan
2 weeks ago

West Midlands

barraquito

So many layers.

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By *aughty_guy12Man
2 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

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By *aughty_guy12Man
2 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

My long term ex: flat cola. Still sweet, but not much sparkle or fizz

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Not my ex per se, but my late wife...

Like a Long Island Ice Tea - layered with a bit of everything, highly intoxicating, interesting, and a kick like a mule - you can never manage more than one.

❤"

Beautiful

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Snakebite,

Poisen to the very core of him

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By *arkangel990Woman
2 weeks ago

darlington

toxic and unable to drink anymore lol

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"You know all the drink that gets spilled on the beer mat? Tip that in a glass. Fucking disgusting.

From what I’ve read he must of been a cunt to be compared to that 😂

That's putting it politely.

Well I hope you find happiness one day! X"

I did! He's a very patient man who puts up with all of my nonsense 😍

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

Absinthe, a deadly drink but for some reason you think you’ll be the one to do well with it. When you get through it you just look back confused but grateful to have survived.

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
2 weeks ago

Bradford

Water.

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By *erry 58Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Prosecco with pineapple umbrella and underlying with strychnine

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By *ale4CouplexxMan
2 weeks ago

Rastrick

Pint of Bitter.

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By *hinstrapMan
2 weeks ago

sheffield

Lemon juice....sour as fuck....makes you pull funny faces

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Bland and tasteless

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

A can of Skol poured into a coffee mug & served at room temperature

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Something that I used to like a lot, but aren't so keen on anymore. Don't actively dislike, just not for me, so probably Kiora

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

Haven't had to make one of these drinks yet 👀

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By *ann_gMan
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Have never had an ex..

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

In the 17 Century, sailors used to drink their own urine. Can I include that as a drink?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

Full bodied. Voluptuous. Very spicy. Intoxicating. Easy on the eye. Addictive. Dangerous. Sweet and sour. A blend of world flavours. Proceed with caution. Not for the faint hearted. Potential to cause death, paralysis, depression and madness. Incredible taste.

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Water. He was essential. Deeply missed by all we loved him.

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By *verageHoesCouple
2 weeks ago

Bessacarr

A hip flask secretly filled with flat panda pop

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By *verageHoesCouple
2 weeks ago

Bessacarr

"Water. He was essential. Deeply missed by all we loved him. "

That's lovely xx

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Not my ex, but my late partner...

A mature cognac that if not treated with respect....think of an unexploded bomb. I'm joking. Would take hours or even weeks for the fuse to detonate the charge. But you wouldn't make the same mistake again.

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By *enuine_J87Man
2 weeks ago

Eastleigh

Under the patio…. Err with lime

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

Curdled milk

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By *otopaxiMan
2 weeks ago

nostalgia

"As a drink

Coffee

I don’t like coffee

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By *nlorMan
2 weeks ago

eastleigh

Nice woman, just not compatible..

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By *igblue70Man
2 weeks ago

Bootle

Bleach

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By *aked beachMan
2 weeks ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.

There’s been a few! 4 that spring to mind

Ex-Wife, money fixated, lazy and entitled. But also my Kids Mum so 🤷

Last 2 GF, lovely people just damaged goods from previous abusive and disrespectful marriages.

The one before them, egotistical, disloyal cheating pile of 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"As a drink

Piss. Served on a thistle.

After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Packs a punch

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"As a drink

Cozy, comforting, and sweet (a warm toddy)

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By *asualfridayMan
2 weeks ago

Highlands

Vodka - I don't have Vodka anymore because it makes me crazy

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Water. He was essential. Deeply missed by all we loved him. "

🤗

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Nice woman, just not compatible.. "

Is that a shot, or a cocktail??

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

"As a drink

Piss. Served on a thistle.

After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.

You still go to those scary pubs then?

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"As a drink

Piss. Served on a thistle.

After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.

You still go to those scary pubs then?"

Can’t seem to stay away. I order what I think is strawberry milkshake but it turns out to be piss on a thistle. Then my face hurts and I find turds.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Sweet sugary and great at the time, fills you with regret and pain the following day

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"As a drink

Piss. Served on a thistle.

After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.

Luton Wetherspoons?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Something angry and violent

A pint of Special Brew

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Bitter sweet

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"As a drink

Piss. Served on a thistle.

After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.

Luton Wetherspoons? "

Oh you’ve had the misfortune of meeting my ex as well?! We should start a support group.

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By *atiekisskissWoman
2 weeks ago

London

I've not had an ex since I was a teenager lol

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I've not had an ex since I was a teenager lol"

If you can feel something wet, its my husband salivating over your bum x

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"As a drink

Piss. Served on a thistle.

After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.

Luton Wetherspoons?

Oh you’ve had the misfortune of meeting my ex as well?! We should start a support group."

Virtual hug Felix 🤗 big squeeze..oooh think I found your chewing gum

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By *wlmanMan
2 weeks ago

Rugby

Multi layered sweet, then sour then murderous

A pangalactic gargle blaster

"Look it up if you have no idea"

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
2 weeks ago

Norwich

A pint of guiness

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By *ingMan
2 weeks ago

dundalk

Red wine

Gives you a serious headache

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By *occerstar579Man
2 weeks ago

Harrogate

Black with great head!

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 weeks ago

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A flavoured cider - sharp and fruity.

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
2 weeks ago

Telford

Dehydrating haha

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"As a drink

Piss. Served on a thistle.

After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.

Luton Wetherspoons? "

Don't knock The White House in Luton, you can get some real pints there at decent prices.

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