FabSwingers.com forum: Opposite sex

By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

If you were the opposite sex on here what would you moan about?

Make it funny

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

Getting my willy stuck in my zip x

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

My balls sticking to the side of my leg in this heat like trapped plums

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By *agic.MMan
2 weeks ago

Kent/London

...men

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By *lackadderMan
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Dick pics and single line messages..

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

Noone ever rates my cock

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

*Everything*

(Gotta cover all the bases here.)

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

No-one wanting to have sex with me.....oh wait 🤔😂

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By *lackadderMan
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Getting my willy stuck in my zip x"

That isn’t funny. It happened to me when I was about ten and I had to go to hospital. I am mentally scarred…still shudder at the sound of a zip…

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Noone ever rates my cock "

It's *so* sparkly! (But not in a cringe Twilight way). 8.375/10

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

"Getting my willy stuck in my zip x

That isn’t funny. It happened to me when I was about ten and I had to go to hospital. I am mentally scarred…still shudder at the sound of a zip…

Hence the moan 😏

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

Sneezing on my period

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Needing my balls emptying ASAP - ANYONE WILL DO. MESSAGE ME.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Getting kicked in the balls to really see if it's as painful ad child birth

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

I get 5 zillion messages a min. How can I possibly reply to everyone?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Needing my balls emptying ASAP - ANYONE WILL DO. MESSAGE ME. "

Hi. I see you're straight, but I was just sitting around in my lingerie, fully made up, perfumed and douched, and I wondered if you'd like me to quickly jump in my car and drive the 4 hours to Manchester so you can empty your balls into me. No reciprocation necessary. 😏

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
2 weeks ago

North Somerset

Sweaty underboobs.

Although I kinda have those now...😳😳

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"Sneezing on my period "

😭😭

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By *ot_Rod43Man
2 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I need to shave my legs and my lady garden again

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Needing my balls emptying ASAP - ANYONE WILL DO. MESSAGE ME.

I'll leave the door open, let yourself in

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

All the 6ft, skinny men with little dicks moaning about me getting all the fanny.

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By *coobyABCMan
2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Accidentally tucking my boobs in the waistband of my shorts and not being able to stand up properly 🙃

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Having to have a personality, be funny, not seem needy, upload photos that are sexy without been gay or showing my penis or face as I'm discreet and having to do so much reading of profiles! I only came here for tits.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

There are too many gays on here, ruining it for us straight men.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

“Why does nobody on here love me for who I am, even though all I have on my profile is ‘Hi’ and a photo of my tits?”

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"“Why does nobody on here love me for who I am, even though all I have on my profile is ‘Hi’ and a photo of my tits?”"

Lose the hi and you'll be flooded with declarations of love

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

I would moan about the faux flattery, the gushing compliments and the endless plaudits about my mum bum, despite having a blank profile avatar.

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

I'm laughing my head off at these 🤣🤣🤣

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Slough

Always moaning when big dicks all taking their turn to break my arsehole and turn it into a gaped leaking bussy...! 😜

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Read my profile for fucks sake!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I told every woman within fifty miles that they're the most beautiful perfect special-est girl, and I've not even got a sniff of pussy. What more do I have to do?!

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By *arlos 0511Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Where are all the 10 inch plus cocks on here?

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

I've been here 3 months and can't get a meet . Should I leave

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

Can't believe ive asked 5 times and noone has added me on telegram to chat about my wife ... who doesnt know im on here or that im showing people her photos! Its a joke, thinking about deleting

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can't believe ive asked 5 times and noone has added me on telegram to chat about my wife ... who doesnt know im on here or that im showing people her photos! Its a joke, thinking about deleting "

Someone even told me it was illegal. No one loves fun anymore.

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

"Can't believe ive asked 5 times and noone has added me on telegram to chat about my wife ... who doesnt know im on here or that im showing people her photos! Its a joke, thinking about deleting

Someone even told me it was illegal. No one loves fun anymore."

🤣👏👏

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By *chumacMan
2 weeks ago

craigavon

Thers no decent men anymore a week later postin a pic of a fella only outa jail after 6 years sayin hes my world!

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

I've spent the time crafting the perfect bio with ChatGPT and added all the relevant pics like, close up cock shots with my dirty finger nails and last weeks takeaway boxes strategically placed in the background. Not even as much as a sniff of pussy.

Where am I going wrong?

(Don't give me any sensible advice. You're all wrong. This place has gone down hill.)

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

He got his calculator out and asked to split the bill

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've spent the time crafting the perfect bio with ChatGPT and added all the relevant pics like, close up cock shots with my dirty finger nails and last weeks takeaway boxes strategically placed in the background. Not even as much as a sniff of pussy.

Where am I going wrong?

(Don't give me any sensible advice. You're all wrong. This place has gone down hill.) "

You're such a 10/10 stud and these absolute sows are so up themselves by not throwing themselves at you. One day they'll pay for their crimes.

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Never getting any poonani from those cock hungry whores on fab. Why won’t they play with my winky?

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

My sweaty swamp ass

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

I really wanna see my wife get fucked hard but she doesn't know I'm here

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

That women are so rude and don’t reply to my messages with my amazing dick pic attached 🍆

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

"I really wanna see my wife get fucked hard but she doesn't know I'm here "

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I tell every single woman on here how beautiful she is and I still can't get laid!

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Where am I going wrong?

(Don't give me any sensible advice. You're all wrong. This place has gone down hill.)

You're such a 10/10 stud and these absolute sows are so up themselves by not throwing themselves at you. One day they'll pay for their crimes."

Right! They're lucky we even want to fuck them in the first place. No one would give them a second glance irl. I actually have standards unlike some on here.

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

I'm so done with men. I'm becoming a lesbian

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By *ightrider79Man
2 weeks ago

Brighton

It’s known as bat winging if it’s still stuck to your legs when they open lol

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

I'm not here to shag my way through Fab but a little bit of pussy would be nice

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By *ovechix69Man
2 weeks ago

north Northumberland

How child birth is painful.

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
2 weeks ago

the big city

Foreskins 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ovechix69Man
2 weeks ago

north Northumberland

Fuck my kebab is itchy today

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

No one replies to my “meet now, anything, anywhere” requests even after I added to my profile that I’m looking for special connections and stuck my dick pic in black and white!

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’m straight and only dudes look at my profile - while being meet verified by 27 dudes

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
2 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Being admired wherever I go...but if they don't admire me then I'll wonder what's wrong with my/am I not dressed sexy enough/do I have spinach in my teeth etc etc 😂

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By *unseeker63Man
2 weeks ago

Newent

Shouldn’t that be cheesy foreskins? Nothing wrong with a clean one…

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By *tannersMan
2 weeks ago

stanley

Sweaty underboobs

How shaving legs, arm pits and foof is a constant pain

Lack of pockets in summer dresses.

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

The women are so stuck up on here, they don’t reply to any of my messages.

I always attach a crusty cock pic and they won’t say thanks

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By *ino200Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

"If you were the opposite sex on here what would you moan about?

Make it funny

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The heat

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By *igBeardyDanMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

The amount of men who dont read my profile but message anyway

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By *r.ZeusMan
2 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Another day another 50 cock pics in my inbox

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By *ino200Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

The cold

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By *ino200Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Can you read ,have you read my profile ?

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By *r.ZeusMan
2 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

No I don’t fancy a fuck in your van

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Vibrator running out just before waves start to build up 🌊

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 weeks ago

Cumbria

"No I don’t fancy a fuck in your van "

But I’m half way through converting it, so I’ve got a nice blanket I can lay down.

Nothings ever good enough is it….

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

How all the single women and couples on here are total time wasters as I send 100 messages a day and not a single one of them has the good manners to even send a polite no thank you.

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By *ino200Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

I messaged this gorgeous adonis today and sent a face pic omg he didnt reply

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Toddlers having more syllables than me.

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By *incs HubbyMan
2 weeks ago

Bourne

Why don’t all dresses have pockets ffs!

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By *T2022Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"If you were the opposite sex on here what would you moan about?

Make it funny

my boobs sweating under my bra . longing for end of day

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By *lackadderMan
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Getting my willy stuck in my zip x

That isn’t funny. It happened to me when I was about ten and I had to go to hospital. I am mentally scarred…still shudder at the sound of a zip…

Hence the moan 😏 "

More of a scream if I recall….

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By *ick MastersMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Another guy telling me to smile , great!

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Sweaty underboob

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By *jay69Man
2 weeks ago

Scotland

You looked 'bigger' in your pic

😂

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By *jay69Man
2 weeks ago

Scotland

*Shows off massive cleavage.

Also, stop staring at my cleavage

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By *eniescot86Man
2 weeks ago

Bathgate

Carrying my tits around all day

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
2 weeks ago

Shefford

Too much washing up, too much cooking, too much washing, too much ironing a woman's work is never done! Lol

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By *aked beachMan
2 weeks ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.

Probably moan about getting to many offers to meet

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
2 weeks ago

Midlands

"If you were the opposite sex on here what would you moan about?

Make it funny

No woman responding to my "Hi" and the dick pics I send to them.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Showing off my bumhole and snatch and not getting to the top of Hotpics

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By *ann_gMan
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Some of these are pretty funny..

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