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Make A Mate - Monday Mashup Madness Part 2!

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

And the madness continues!

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London

Thank god we made a new thread

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Back in for round 2!

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

And for those new to the thread…

It’s time for a round of Monday Mashup Madness!

If you’re in, let others know by saying “I’m in”.

Anyone who is also “in” can ask you a question privately if you’re ”in”. Respond in the thread and if you can’t answer, you must share a picture to the person asking the question and also comment on their skills on getting you to stumped!

Here’s the mashup part… If you love someone’s response, compliment them! Whether publicly or privately. Will there be new love?!

Have fun! As always, be respectful and positive!

I’m in!

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By *ussieChrisMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall

Still in

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Just for context my names were compliments too 😁 apart from the 5 person one i dont think theyd take that as a compliment 🤣🤣🤭

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

How does this work again? 🥴🤭

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London


"Back in for round 2!"

Ur beautiful

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By *erdieCatMan
2 weeks ago

gloustershire

In

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

A whole nationality? Not really. That said, Sweden seems to make a disproportionately high number of attractive people

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Still in

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland


"Just for context my names were compliments too 😁 apart from the 5 person one i dont think theyd take that as a compliment 🤣🤣🤭"

Oh 😃

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭"

You send me nudes and I admire them! 😉😂😘

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

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In again, finally got it.

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By *educerMan
2 weeks ago

Brentwood

Bill Whittlingham or Stephen Bytheway

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By *ision21Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle Under Lyme

I'm in. Hope everyone is fabulous.

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

Still in.

I've just worked out how to play the game

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By *ussieChrisMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭"

Ask/get asked a question in pvt, answer in the thread, can't answer, send pic and compliment to sender on stumping you.

If you love someone's response, compliment them in pvt or on the thread.

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Response: None

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭

You send me nudes and I admire them! 😉😂😘"

Done. 😏

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

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Cuba. Might be a bit late to it.

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By *ou345Woman
2 weeks ago

Derby

I'm in

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Still in

An overrated fandom. - football. Overpaid, over funded and frankly pretty boring. Less controversial - god of war games. Didn’t really rate them

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Still in.

I've just worked out how to play the game "

🤣🖕🏻

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By *ew2buryMan
2 weeks ago

Forums.

I would always swallow a bulls penis of asked... 😂

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭

You send me nudes and I admire them! 😉😂😘

Done. 😏"

Can send to me if u like lol

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey


"Just for context my names were compliments too 😁 apart from the 5 person one i dont think theyd take that as a compliment 🤣🤣🤭"

Wait I was on the 5 person list 😱

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Italy.

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2 weeks ago


"Just for context my names were compliments too 😁 apart from the 5 person one i dont think theyd take that as a compliment 🤣🤣🤭

Wait I was on the 5 person list 😱"

You were gunna be eating some creepy crawlies in the jungle 🤣🤭

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

I’ve had to share again as someone has made me realise how fucking boring I am 🤣

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm


"I would always swallow a bulls penis of asked... 😂"

May I watch

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"I’ve had to share again as someone has made me realise how fucking boring I am 🤣"

I think I must’ve been asked nice questions 🎉

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By *erdieCatMan
2 weeks ago

gloustershire

Bread sadly

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭

You send me nudes and I admire them! 😉😂😘

Done. 😏"

Oh my !!! 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭

You send me nudes and I admire them! 😉😂😘

Done. 😏

Can send to me if u like lol"

Omfg, what did I do? 🤭

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By *YDB75Man
2 weeks ago

East Yorks/ Castle Donnington

Im in late

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By *Jblue321Man
2 weeks ago

chester

This sounds interesting I’m in

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"I’ve had to share again as someone has made me realise how fucking boring I am 🤣"

😂😂😂😂 but don’t forget hot!

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Belle de Jour

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭

You send me nudes and I admire them! 😉😂😘

Done. 😏

Can send to me if u like lol

Omfg, what did I do? 🤭"

You tell me 😳

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Bleach my arsehole

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭

You send me nudes and I admire them! 😉😂😘

Done. 😏

Can send to me if u like lol

Omfg, what did I do? 🤭

You tell me 😳 "

Lol.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Oh, you seem lovely but honestly, none. Too far and too young 😘

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire


"I’ve had to share again as someone has made me realise how fucking boring I am 🤣

😂😂😂😂 but don’t forget hot!"

One cancels the other out? Winner!

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Definitely VampireLove

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Morphia and Little bird for the ladies final.

Davina and Glow representing our tv/ts members a fight in heels

Ronin25 and Brighton in a final showdown - I’m imagining swords would be involved

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭

You send me nudes and I admire them! 😉😂😘

Done. 😏

Can send to me if u like lol

Omfg, what did I do? 🤭

You tell me 😳

Lol."

I’m waiting…

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By *unguy410Man
2 weeks ago

Cambridge

Definitely the future, too much risk of changing something in the past. Also I want to see if we ever develop warp drive!

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By *ussieChrisMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall

Answer: Ninja Warrior, think it would be a fun albeit a painful (afterwards) experience.

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭

You send me nudes and I admire them! 😉😂😘

Done. 😏

Can send to me if u like lol

Omfg, what did I do? 🤭

You tell me 😳

Lol.

I’m waiting…"

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

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TT, Davina, OutoftheBlue

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London


"How does this work again? 🥴🤭

You send me nudes and I admire them! 😉😂😘

Done. 😏

Can send to me if u like lol

Omfg, what did I do? 🤭

You tell me 😳

Lol.

I’m waiting…

"

You can join aswell effy lol

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By *ou345Woman
2 weeks ago

Derby

Got between an elephant seal and the water just for a photo. Bloody thing nearly crushed me.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"Morphia and Little bird for the ladies final.

Davina and Glow representing our tv/ts members a fight in heels

Ronin25 and Brighton in a final showdown - I’m imagining swords would be involved "

Good choices. 👏

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

No thank you to both questions.

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm


"TT, Davina, OutoftheBlue"

💋

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

I’d borrow TTs glittery strap on and have you bent over the kitchen worktops 😝

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

I always wanted to be an airline pilot.

It took me 30 years and the gentle persuasion and guidance of a muchly cherished friend to apply. Didn’t get through.

But I am glad I got over the mental block of thinking I’d never be good enough to apply.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

In though I still don't know how to play properly 🫣

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

I can't stand being tied or restrained, but I would love to blind you and do what I please until you can take it anymore

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Filters are dropped just for this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Being lied to and cheated on for 10years

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London


"In though I still don't know how to play properly 🫣"

I’ll teach you

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By *ulldog_71Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgefield

I'm in

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By *ussieChrisMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall


"I always wanted to be an airline pilot.

It took me 30 years and the gentle persuasion and guidance of a muchly cherished friend to apply. Didn’t get through.

But I am glad I got over the mental block of thinking I’d never be good enough to apply. "

Fair play to you, that in it's own right is a great achievement. Congrats

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Lost boys!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
2 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Im in

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"In though I still don't know how to play properly 🫣

I’ll teach you "

Teach away

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

I was stumped by a sexy lady for asking some intimate thoughts !

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Sadly, I've only ever been to spain so I'll have to say there.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

The best sex ever for 24hrs, but no more internet for the rest of my life. That’s pretty brutal but the other option was worse 😳

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London


"In though I still don't know how to play properly 🫣

I’ll teach you

Teach away "

You can teach me some things too

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm


"I was stumped by a sexy lady for asking some intimate thoughts ! "

Sexy pic though

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m in but no idea what the rules are 😁

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By *ussieChrisMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall


"The best sex ever for 24hrs, but no more internet for the rest of my life. That’s pretty brutal but the other option was worse 😳"

Nice, sounds like fun.. at least for 24 hrs..

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"In though I still don't know how to play properly 🫣

I’ll teach you

Teach away

You can teach me some things too "

Hmmmm ,you probably know more than I do

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By *ussieChrisMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall


"I’m in but no idea what the rules are 😁"

Ask/get asked a question in pvt, answer in the thread, can't answer, send pic and compliment to sender on stumping you.

If you love someone's response, compliment them in pvt or on the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

If someone asks a question you're never gonna answer isn't that cheating?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Ive been stumped twice and shared. We have cheaters in out midst 🤣🤣

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London


"In though I still don't know how to play properly 🫣

I’ll teach you

Teach away

You can teach me some things too

Hmmmm ,you probably know more than I do "

Lol, I’d love to teach your boobs some things

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By *F25Man
2 weeks ago

kent

in

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland


"If someone asks a question you're never gonna answer isn't that cheating? "

Yeah, like "what's your full name" just so they can get a pic 🤣

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"I’m in but no idea what the rules are 😁

Ask/get asked a question in pvt, answer in the thread, can't answer, send pic and compliment to sender on stumping you.

If you love someone's response, compliment them in pvt or on the thread."

Oh right,thank you

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester


"I’d borrow TTs glittery strap on and have you bent over the kitchen worktops 😝"

I reckon that would be quite good

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By *ussieChrisMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall

you will always find cheaters sadly, I've had an answer and a stumped reply.. I've only been asked 1 question and answered.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"In though I still don't know how to play properly 🫣

I’ll teach you

Teach away

You can teach me some things too

Hmmmm ,you probably know more than I do

Lol, I’d love to teach your boobs some things "

Hahaha cheeky I bet you would

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2 weeks ago


"If someone asks a question you're never gonna answer isn't that cheating?

Yeah, like "what's your full name" just so they can get a pic 🤣"

I had what is my mobile number and bank details 🤣 dirty dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"If someone asks a question you're never gonna answer isn't that cheating?

Yeah, like "what's your full name" just so they can get a pic 🤣"

Oh you too! Although, just gonna message all the hot guys this...

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London


"In though I still don't know how to play properly 🫣

I’ll teach you

Teach away

You can teach me some things too

Hmmmm ,you probably know more than I do

Lol, I’d love to teach your boobs some things

Hahaha cheeky I bet you would"

Would u allow that 😉

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Person A: You are a gorgeous soul who I’m so glad to call twinny and friend. My life is better for you being in it.

Person B: If I said exactly what I think I’d break every forum rule going. I see through you 🤮

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland


"If someone asks a question you're never gonna answer isn't that cheating?

Yeah, like "what's your full name" just so they can get a pic 🤣

I had what is my mobile number and bank details 🤣 dirty dogs "

Tell me the CVC on the back of your card or show us yer minge 🔫

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey


"Ive been stumped twice and shared. We have cheaters in out midst 🤣🤣"

Not cheating.

Intelligent questioning 🤣😘

Night all.

I'm out

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

All of the good ones have been disgraced in one way or another so I’m going for Jamie Theakston

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2 weeks ago


"If someone asks a question you're never gonna answer isn't that cheating?

Yeah, like "what's your full name" just so they can get a pic 🤣

I had what is my mobile number and bank details 🤣 dirty dogs

Tell me the CVC on the back of your card or show us yer minge 🔫"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Paddington Bear because he’s such a cutie and always carries snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Put their hand on my leg whilst they are driving 🥵

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"If someone asks a question you're never gonna answer isn't that cheating?

Yeah, like "what's your full name" just so they can get a pic 🤣

I had what is my mobile number and bank details 🤣 dirty dogs "

And? What are they? 😐

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Anthony Gordon 🤮

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By *erdieCatMan
2 weeks ago

gloustershire

EvaRose

Effy

Coyote

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Paddington Bear because he’s such a cutie and always carries snacks "

This is almost exactly what I thought. 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Being pegged by a woman

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

I'll hold my hands up i asked for TT's bank details but none of the other Q's mentioned were me !

And 🤞she didnt mind sending me the pic.

😘

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By *educerMan
2 weeks ago

Brentwood

Ibiza!

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Paddington Bear because he’s such a cutie and always carries snacks

This is almost exactly what I thought. 😁"

I’m so predictable

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"If someone asks a question you're never gonna answer isn't that cheating?

Yeah, like "what's your full name" just so they can get a pic 🤣

I had what is my mobile number and bank details 🤣 dirty dogs

And? What are they? 😐"

Im not showing you my vag again davina youve seen it loads 🤍

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland


"I'll hold my hands up i asked for TT's bank details but none of the other Q's mentioned were me !

And 🤞she didnt mind sending me the pic.

😘"

You're not the only one playing dirty! 😅

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Dodged a bullet with this one, so as Duncan Bannatyne would say, I'm oooooot

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"I'll hold my hands up i asked for TT's bank details but none of the other Q's mentioned were me !

And 🤞she didnt mind sending me the pic.

😘

You're not the only one playing dirty! 😅"

I didn’t even think of doing that. 🤦‍♀️

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"If someone asks a question you're never gonna answer isn't that cheating?

Yeah, like "what's your full name" just so they can get a pic 🤣

I had what is my mobile number and bank details 🤣 dirty dogs

And? What are they? 😐

Im not showing you my vag again davina youve seen it loads 🤍"

🤷🏼‍♀️

Sigh

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Well if the questioner had even had a cursory glance at my photos he would know I do indeed own a strapon

My strap toys don’t have names. Biggest is a perfectly reasonable 7”.

However I do have a 12” monster that lives on my bookshelf in a stripy hat and scarf . His name is Where’s Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Probably going to a club and me and a male friend going into a private room with about 4-5 other guys.

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"I'll hold my hands up i asked for TT's bank details but none of the other Q's mentioned were me !

And 🤞she didnt mind sending me the pic.

😘"

Pics are better than the bank details! 🔥🔥

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"you will always find cheaters sadly, I've had an answer and a stumped reply.. I've only been asked 1 question and answered. "

I apologise that I didn't answer your question earlier, but I did say I was out.

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

[insert name] the way you present yourself, your character and your whole being is immaculate.

You are head and shoulders above the rest and I'd travel the hours needed just to chew on your arsehole all night long

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Left side of the bed

Right side of the bed

Bottom of the bed

😜

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"In though I still don't know how to play properly 🫣

I’ll teach you

Teach away

You can teach me some things too

Hmmmm ,you probably know more than I do

Lol, I’d love to teach your boobs some things

Hahaha cheeky I bet you would

Would u allow that 😉 "

Nope because your the same age as my eldest Grandson

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester


"If someone asks a question you're never gonna answer isn't that cheating?

Yeah, like "what's your full name" just so they can get a pic 🤣

I had what is my mobile number and bank details 🤣 dirty dogs "

Is it too late for me to try that 🤣

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Well if the questioner had even had a cursory glance at my photos he would know I do indeed own a strapon

My strap toys don’t have names. Biggest is a perfectly reasonable 7”.

However I do have a 12” monster that lives on my bookshelf in a stripy hat and scarf . His name is Where’s Willy "

I paused on your boobs. My bad!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"[insert name] the way you present yourself, your character and your whole being is immaculate.

You are head and shoulders above the rest and I'd travel the hours needed just to chew on your arsehole all night long"

This has got to be me, right? 😜

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By *ussieChrisMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall


"you will always find cheaters sadly, I've had an answer and a stumped reply.. I've only been asked 1 question and answered.

I apologise that I didn't answer your question earlier, but I did say I was out."

Wasn't referring to you, I saw you in the thread, sent the question, then saw a later post saying you were out, so I forgive you, unless you want to get back in on the action

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

There was a guy at work who seemed to want to start a 'friendly' rivalry up with me for no reason. I'm competitive about a lot of things but work isn't one of them so he just kept on looking like a right twat

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Boing videos and MOD banners

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"[insert name] the way you present yourself, your character and your whole being is immaculate.

You are head and shoulders above the rest and I'd travel the hours needed just to chew on your arsehole all night long

This has got to be me, right? 😜"

Do you like it chewed davina you harlot 🤣

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By *un_guy_82Man
2 weeks ago

London

Ooh I’m in! 👍

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I think the boing videos should be upgraded to naked star jumps

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

The feeling of hair in my mouth is something I absolutely can’t bear, so it has to be chompers around the clunge 🤣

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"[insert name] the way you present yourself, your character and your whole being is immaculate.

You are head and shoulders above the rest and I'd travel the hours needed just to chew on your arsehole all night long

This has got to be me, right? 😜

Do you like it chewed davina you harlot 🤣"

🤪

Chew me like one of your painted women!

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

Oh I'm glad there's a part 2, so I can compliment a supreme waffler for stumping me in the last round. Well played!

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham


"Anthony Gordon 🤮"

Was the question who is the most talented (but wildly inconsistent) footballer who currently plays for a North Eastern club?

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm


"I think the boing videos should be upgraded to naked star jumps "

Im with you

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
2 weeks ago

Pontyclun

I’m in

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester


"I think the boing videos should be upgraded to naked star jumps "

Just gonna note this down for future ideas 😉

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire


"The feeling of hair in my mouth is something I absolutely can’t bear, so it has to be chompers around the clunge 🤣"

I still would 🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"I think the boing videos should be upgraded to naked star jumps

Just gonna note this down for future ideas 😉"

Do it!!!!

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Fishnets and heels

Naked and long boots

See-through Dress and ballerinas

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

I'm living off sweetcorn until its over.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

All the star wars films

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By *un_guy_82Man
2 weeks ago

London

A date and a drink why not! 🤷‍♂️

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Pegging

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"The feeling of hair in my mouth is something I absolutely can’t bear, so it has to be chompers around the clunge 🤣

I still would 🤣"

🤣🫦

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Yes.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"A date and a drink why not! 🤷‍♂️"

The Uber will be outside your place in 20 minutes. Wear something hot.

🤪

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex


"Yes. "

Holy shit

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Yes.

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By *ulldog_71Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgefield


"Fishnets and heels

Naked and long boots

See-through Dress and ballerinas

"

Damn good choices

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Probs eat my arsehole 🤷‍♀️

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Probs eat my arsehole 🤷‍♀️"

Is this chewing again? 🤨

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

Only 1 person from this thread - funguy82 😊

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By *tevew9Man
2 weeks ago

Lanzarote

I'm in

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

Julie and Ronin

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By *tamanMan
2 weeks ago

around the corner


" All the star wars films"

❤️❤️❤️❤️

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By *ndy17Man
2 weeks ago

Gran Canaria, Ayrshire, Glasgow and all over UK for work

In

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Probs eat my arsehole 🤷‍♀️

Is this chewing again? 🤨"

No i dont think that one was for me 🤣🤣

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Probs eat my arsehole 🤷‍♀️"

You can eat your own arsehole!?

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

.

Low - it's a blessing in disguise though.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Probs eat my arsehole 🤷‍♀️

You can eat your own arsehole!? "

Wouldnt you like to know. Pervert 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

0

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Chances of what? Me?

You wouldn't want me!

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By *un_guy_82Man
2 weeks ago

London

You and Lancashireredhead! 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Im out now

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Missionary.

VampireLove

Nerø

Fiddlesticks

☺️

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

Right boob. I think I read somewhere it’s always bigger

(Ok fine I didn’t read it. But I feel someone told me this! Regardless it’s a FACT until proven otherwise!)

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By *un_guy_82Man
2 weeks ago

London

[Removed by poster at 25/05/26 21:53:28]

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Missionary.

VampireLove

Nerø

Fiddlesticks

☺️

"

Have I been killed off again?!?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Missionary.

VampireLove

Nerø

Fiddlesticks

☺️

Look at the first word! You're in the pot with the vegetables!

Have I been killed off again?!? "

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By *un_guy_82Man
2 weeks ago

London


"Only 1 person from this thread - funguy82 😊"

🤔

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By *un_guy_82Man
2 weeks ago

London


"Only 1 person from this thread - funguy82 😊"

Doesn’t know what he’s doing? 🤷‍♂️

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Your and it said “Who was your last text message from and what did it say?”

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

7 months

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By *un_guy_82Man
2 weeks ago

London


"7 months "

😮 🤗

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Chances of what? Me?

You wouldn't want me! "

That just makes us all want you more!

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By *r.ZeusMan
2 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Master mind subject would be: Secondary Ion Mass Spectrometry

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

In for a bit.

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"In for a bit."

Where you been!?!

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Back in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for a bit.

Where you been!?!"

He took the wrong internet connection and ended up in Taipei! You wouldn't believe the trouble he had getting back! 🙄

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Sure in for the last bit

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

And with that, the madness endeth...

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