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Make A Mate - Monday Mashup Madness!

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

It’s time for a round of Monday Mashup Madness!

If you’re in, let others know by saying “I’m in”.

Anyone who is also “in” can ask you a question privately if you’re ”in”. Respond in the thread and if you can’t answer, you must share a picture to the person asking the question and also comment on their skills on getting you to stumped!

Here’s the mashup part… If you love someone’s response, compliment them! Whether publicly or privately. Will there be new love?!

Have fun! As always, be respectful and positive!

I’m in!

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

.

Might come back to this after a few drinks, it'll make sense then.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

This is just an elaborate ruse to get me to drop my filters isn’t it? 😱

In for those who can get through 😝

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Might come back to this after a few drinks, it'll make sense then. "

She talks sense. I need some wine first

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By *myKnightCouple
2 weeks ago

London

Seems like a sexy group so far..in!

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

In

read instructions later

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By *unguy410Man
2 weeks ago

Cambridge

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Erm in however i dont think i get it 🤣

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By *talianabsMan
2 weeks ago

London

In,confused but friendly

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I don't know what's going on, but I've had 2/3 of a bottle of Shiraz, so I'm in!

🍷

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Seems like a sexy group so far..in!"

Oh sorry. I'll leave.

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

Sounds like chaos. I'm in.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Out

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"This is just an elaborate ruse to get me to drop my filters isn’t it? 😱

In for those who can get through 😝"

Damn! She’s onto me!

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

I think i know what we're doing.....

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

I’m in, I think?

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By *heonixrising500Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

Why not

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Might come back to this after a few drinks, it'll make sense then.

She talks sense. I need some wine first "

Getting drinking!

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’ve no idea what this is but I’m in anyway

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By *erdieCatMan
2 weeks ago

gloustershire

In

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Sounds like chaos. I'm in."

It will be seeing as a lot are (or are planning to be) drinking 😂

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple
2 weeks ago

mowcop

In x

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville

I’ll be in for a while. 🙈

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

Answer: Pretty uneventful! Waited for the cleaners to arrive and go and then set off to Bristol for work tomorrow. Now thinking of what food to have! Oh and been drinking since the train journey 😂

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville

I’m drinking bright green sunny D sour apple. Will the e numbers be enough or should I add alcohol for this? What should I add to it? 🤣😈

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Out "

Chikkin! 😜

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By *hinstrapMan
2 weeks ago

sheffield

Inñnnnnn

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By *hinstrapMan
2 weeks ago

sheffield


"I’m drinking bright green sunny D sour apple. Will the e numbers be enough or should I add alcohol for this? What should I add to it? 🤣😈"

I've heard vodka is best

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Out "

Get back in here!! 😂

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

I think I’m in

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

In

And the new bottle of rum i bought is slowly vanishing

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Coyote, YOLO and TwistMyNipples

Smoke blown 💨🤣

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Ummm....no thank you.

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

No clue what you are planning but in

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away


"Out

Chikkin! 😜"

Go on then, I'm in.

What's the worst that could happen

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I would say the people, all weird, wonderful and different and ones i would probably never encounter if it wasnt for fab and some do actually give good advice (only some).

Also probably the person i met at the beginning of it, even though it didnt work out i still enjoyed the time together

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By *oppet22TV/TS
2 weeks ago

huddersfield

Am in

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By *educerMan
2 weeks ago

Brentwood

in and drinking, apparently these are the requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

In. But I'm going offline for a bit. 🪤

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By *penminded7Man
2 weeks ago

Ebbw Vale

Im in

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

"I tried"

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By *r.ZeusMan
2 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

🤔 I think I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Julie/effy

Vampirelove

Thickthighs

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

Answer: I don’t actually know the name! It’s a cheap one from Sainsbury’s. I drink too much to get the good stuff 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Probably a nice bar/chilled vibe few drinks see how the night goes

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ooh, ooh, they're answering questions! It's not just random brain farts! See?

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

I prefer silence to hear all the moanings and the fast breath, but recently, Tom Waits

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

I’m been stumped. This lady required me to count! She knew my weak point ! 😂

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

Formal educated slightly dominant women. Bright enough to out smart me but chooses not to

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By *r.ZeusMan
2 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

it’s not really a gape unless you can fit both hands in and clap.

I’ve small hands so I’ll pick large gapers and try and get an echo.

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Julie/effy

Vampirelove

Thickthighs

"

Don’t know if this question was… who would you like to kiss, kill, marry but I still love it!

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

DrZeus.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"it’s not really a gape unless you can fit both hands in and clap.

I’ve small hands so I’ll pick large gapers and try and get an echo. "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Beautiful, by Estee Lauder

It's so heady and sensuous

❤

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By *erdieCatMan
2 weeks ago

gloustershire

Wait has it already started

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

I've never run 5k straight but I'd give it a bloody good go!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"I've never run 5k straight but I'd give it a bloody good go!"

🤣

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland


"Julie/effy

Vampirelove

Thickthighs"

I'm concerned on what the question was.

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"Julie/effy

Vampirelove

Thickthighs

I'm concerned on what the question was. "

🤐

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

Depends on the toes. If they are cute, I’ll suck. If not, they suck 😂😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Run a 5k, and I don’t run. Ever.

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

Right I need to go find someone for dinner. I’ll be back!

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Ronin25

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh, this is terrible, because I haven't been on Fab this year! 😨

Ummmm, I hooked up with an old meet from Fab yesterday and he spent 4 hours absolutely destroying me (in a good way).

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Nah, if it was a few, and depending on which few, I would though

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

In x

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

And I think I understand it. Wtf is wrong with me 🤣

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"And I think I understand it. Wtf is wrong with me 🤣"

You're sober?

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham


"Ronin25"

👀

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

I don't practice much, but when watching I like the noise associated with clunky chains and iron cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Right now, I don't think so. But the current number of people i properly fancy is less than 3!

There has been quite a few in the past though, I can usually tell from the off so don't even bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I would rather lick toes

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Dean from supernatural and Rick from the walking dead.

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Absolutely never going to happen.

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

I'd go for a bigger penis, not a monster cock, just a bit bigger than it is now

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By *erdieCatMan
2 weeks ago

gloustershire

How are people getting the questions?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Not yet. I would like to explore sub dynamic a bit more i think

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

In no particular order

Effy

Thick thighs

Lancashire red head

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland


"How are people getting the questions? "

People send you them privately and you answer on here.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"And I think I understand it. Wtf is wrong with me 🤣

You're sober?"

Stone cold!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"How are people getting the questions? "
we're all telepathetic!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I would rather lick toes "

🤢

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"I would rather lick toes

🤢"

The other option was worse !

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

So I was having a drink with someone who was boring me to tears. I said that I’d received a notification that my elderly neighbours fall detector has gone off and I was his emergency contact. It worked a treat.

(Disclaimer: No elderly men were harmed in the making of this escape)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I would rather lick toes

🤢

The other option was worse ! "

😱

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By *uriousbikerryMan
2 weeks ago

Tralee

In lol

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Yes, Julie, Coyote, Outoftheblue. Maybe one or two more but not 100% certain.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

I'm a little confused but in

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm


"Yes, Julie, Coyote, Outoftheblue. Maybe one or two more but not 100% certain."

👀

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2 weeks ago


"So I was having a drink with someone who was boring me to tears. I said that I’d received a notification that my elderly neighbours fall detector has gone off and I was his emergency contact. It worked a treat.

(Disclaimer: No elderly men were harmed in the making of this escape)

"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

I don’t think I get it but I’m in

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland


"In no particular order

Effy

Thick thighs

Lancashire red head "

👀

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

ThickThighs

Inaswingdress

Granny Crumpet

❤

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By *erdieCatMan
2 weeks ago

gloustershire

Shawshank Redemption

Drive

Shutter Island

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm


"I would rather lick toes

🤢"

I think licking toes is sexy if you feel really attracted. I mean, there isn't a part of him I wouldn't lick

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

I’m in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Okay, deep breath...

Davina is a female version of my male name. DeBurgh is my paternal grandmother's maiden name.

DavinaTV is in the style of JennieTV, who got forced off Fab, and who I really liked.

😌🌈

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
2 weeks ago

Bot Farm


"ThickThighs

Inaswingdress

Granny Crumpet

❤"

Good choice

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ThickThighs

Inaswingdress

Granny Crumpet

❤

Good choice "

😄

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland


"Okay, deep breath...

Davina is a female version of my male name. DeBurgh is my paternal grandmother's maiden name.

DavinaTV is in the style of JennieTV, who got forced off Fab, and who I really liked.

😌🌈"

🖤

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"ThickThighs

Inaswingdress

Granny Crumpet

❤"

Even if its to murder me, cos its you 🩶🩶

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By *ulldog_71Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgefield

I'll risk it, I'm in

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex

Answer: lancs, wolves, Nero as he’s too brilliant !

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire


"In no particular order

Effy

Thick thighs

Lancashire red head

👀"

Who should be cast in the remaking of hocus pocus? I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"In no particular order

Effy

Thick thighs

Lancashire red head

👀

Who should be cast in the remaking of hocus pocus? I’m in! "

Omg yes!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh wow. Ummm...

Right. Girl? You're more attractive to guys than you realise, so stop thinking everyone regards you as a bloke in a dress! Relax. Also, please stop feeling like you're cheating. You really aren't.

🤗💕💕💕

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

I think i would prefer vaginas for ears.

I couldn't cope with a penis nose. Walking around all erect and shit getting in my eyes.

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"Answer: lancs, wolves, Nero as he’s too brilliant !"

Oh wait! Effy! I didn’t read the question properly!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

Out

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland


"Answer: lancs, wolves, Nero as he’s too brilliant !

Oh wait! Effy! I didn’t read the question properly! "

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester


"In no particular order

Effy

Thick thighs

Lancashire red head

👀

Who should be cast in the remaking of hocus pocus? I’m in! "

I mean, I’d give it a watch 🤣

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"Oh wow. Ummm...

Right. Girl? You're more attractive to guys than you realise, so stop thinking everyone regards you as a bloke in a dress! Relax. Also, please stop feeling like you're cheating. You really aren't.

🤗💕💕💕"

Love this 🖤

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

I'm very very competitive, even with my kids, although I'm really really bad at the first one.

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

You were hoping for rain, so we could fuck in the outside pool, in the rain. If thats not possible then we will spend our time together in the throes of passion in the room

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ThickThighs

Inaswingdress

Granny Crumpet

❤

Even if its to murder me, cos its you 🩶🩶"

🗡

😜

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

About 4 hours ago

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Last night

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oh wow. Ummm...

Right. Girl? You're more attractive to guys than you realise, so stop thinking everyone regards you as a bloke in a dress! Relax. Also, please stop feeling like you're cheating. You really aren't.

🤗💕💕💕

Love this 🖤"

🤗🤗🤗

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

Ohhh that’s a tough one but Portishead - Glory Box.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ohhh that’s a tough one but Portishead - Glory Box. "

Oh, fabulous album ❤

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

.

Yes but only on a Wednesday.

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Oh definitely YOLO and Tactile Tension.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

It would be effy

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By *akamineMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

A few cold Modelo’s says I’m in. No idea what’s going on and I’m blaming the sun for that.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Effy

Ronin

LancashireRedHead

That will do nicely for both the questions I’ve been asked.

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’d like to be either Jessica Rabbit, Morticia, Irene Adler, lady Sybil Vimes or Yennefer

Partners. Azriel, Jamie Fraser, Lucifer Morningstar, Batman, Astarion or The Witcher

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

I’ve had to share because someone tried to get me into trouble 🤣

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

I'm in but... Filters staying up and I'm about to pour another wine

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By *r.ZeusMan
2 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

vaginas for ears. A flaccid nose penis would get in the way while trying to eat and drink.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

I've put my big girls pants on,Vampirelove makes me go oooft,he makes my mind swim in the gutter

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By *ussieChrisMan
2 weeks ago

Walsall

Why not.. I'm in

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

lol just chat to them! I chat to all sorts of people about the strangest things on here.

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By *rMrs8790Couple
2 weeks ago

Runcorn

Sure, in xx

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Only on the days ending in Y.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Sod that, I’m swimming for it 🤣

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By *erdieCatMan
2 weeks ago

gloustershire

I’ll go with eyes

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm in but... Filters staying up and I'm about to pour another wine "

Me too! 🍷

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By *aked beachMan
2 weeks ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.

I think the answer is £3.48 but only if you’re standing on one leg, the left one, with one nipple on show and your right index finger in your left ear.

In.

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"I've put my big girls pants on,Vampirelove makes me go oooft,he makes my mind swim in the gutter "

Ooo hello! 😉😉😈😈. Hope that wasn’t a typo on someone else’s name ! 😂😂 xx

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

Ronin or possibly YOLO

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"I’ll go with eyes "

Eyes do it for me to

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London

I’m in!!

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By *rMrs8790Couple
2 weeks ago

Runcorn

Rimming, just not for me.

Rach x

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Dr zeus

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester


"I'm in but... Filters staying up and I'm about to pour another wine

Me too! 🍷"

*clink*

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Ronin or possibly YOLO "

Good taste 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I would consider it if they had a very nice bumhole i have a pink glittery strapon

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Lasagne.

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

.

Is none an answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Julie

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

I done it myself but thanks for the offer.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire


"I would consider it if they had a very nice bumhole i have a pink glittery strapon "

Yes!!! I knew you’d sway eventually 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Nice eyes 👀

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Eek, there aren’t many that suit my voice. Most women sing too high, most men too low. I enjoy doing Carole King, either It’s Too Late or You’ve Got A Friend. Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell although that is a touch high.

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By *ew2buryMan
2 weeks ago

Forums.

I'm in albeit may need to re-read the rules 😂

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I would consider it if they had a very nice bumhole i have a pink glittery strapon "

I now will bear this in mind every time I see you post. 😄

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"Julie "

👀😬

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"I've put my big girls pants on,Vampirelove makes me go oooft,he makes my mind swim in the gutter

Ooo hello! 😉😉😈😈. Hope that wasn’t a typo on someone else’s name ! 😂😂 xx"

Definitely not a typo,and il leave a window open for you,though your one vampire that doesn't need an invite into my home x

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Coyote ugly

Effy

Meli

Minion

Vampirelove

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

The naming ones are scaring me a little I won't lie guys 😅

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

In after a hot day working

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Eek, there aren’t many that suit my voice. Most women sing too high, most men too low. I enjoy doing Carole King, either It’s Too Late or You’ve Got A Friend. Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell although that is a touch high."

Oh, interesting! 😁🌈

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By *heonixrising500Man
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

In

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 25/05/26 20:45:05]

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancashire

Sun cream. Not necessarily a luxury but a necessity 🤣

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"I've put my big girls pants on,Vampirelove makes me go oooft,he makes my mind swim in the gutter

Ooo hello! 😉😉😈😈. Hope that wasn’t a typo on someone else’s name ! 😂😂 xx

Definitely not a typo,and il leave a window open for you,though your one vampire that doesn't need an invite into my home x"

Never ever invite a vampire into your house. And why? Because it renders you powerless 😈😈

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

.

Potatoes.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"Eek, there aren’t many that suit my voice. Most women sing too high, most men too low. I enjoy doing Carole King, either It’s Too Late or You’ve Got A Friend. Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell although that is a touch high.

Oh, interesting! 😁🌈"

I can get away with high if I do it breathy - I did Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me for Halloween forum karaoke. I’ll DM it to you 😘

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

The forehead 🖤

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

Storm Queen

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"The naming ones are scaring me a little I won't lie guys 😅"

Mine was a compliment 😘

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I've put my big girls pants on,Vampirelove makes me go oooft,he makes my mind swim in the gutter

Ooo hello! 😉😉😈😈. Hope that wasn’t a typo on someone else’s name ! 😂😂 xx

Definitely not a typo,and il leave a window open for you,though your one vampire that doesn't need an invite into my home x

Never ever invite a vampire into your house. And why? Because it renders you powerless 😈😈"

🧛🏻‍♀️😉

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

Lancashire

Effy

ThickThighs

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Sun cream. Not necessarily a luxury but a necessity 🤣"

Haha definitely a necessity for me to

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Eek, there aren’t many that suit my voice. Most women sing too high, most men too low. I enjoy doing Carole King, either It’s Too Late or You’ve Got A Friend. Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell although that is a touch high.

Oh, interesting! 😁🌈

I can get away with high if I do it breathy - I did Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me for Halloween forum karaoke. I’ll DM it to you 😘"

😁

Thank you.

I can't sing for toffee. Or anything else sticky.

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By *ampireWolves OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Essex


"The naming ones are scaring me a little I won't lie guys 😅"

How do you like spiders? 😂😂

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