FabSwingers.com forum: If you had to lick

By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

The nearest thing to you right now.

(Apart from your phone)

What would you be licking?

Mine would be the remote

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By *allsDeep.Man
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

Your window.

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford

My pillow

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By *londie 999Woman
2 weeks ago

staffs

The fan 😳

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

"Your window."

I know you. Balls deep 😉

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville

A very hot, panting and moulting French Bulldog!

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

My sister in law

I think I'll pass.

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By *.hrisMan
2 weeks ago

Bath

A towel

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By *erry 58Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

My beer glass

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By *ate2theparty808Man
2 weeks ago

Erdington

My coffee machine, why is it always my coffee machine when these proximity questions pop up? I’m sure I fab in other places than my kitchen.

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By *loaney40Man
2 weeks ago

dover

Double rum and 🥃

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

My glasses.

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By *loaney40Man
2 weeks ago

dover

"My sister in law

I think I'll pass."

😂😂😂

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Glass of wine

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By *abulincsCouple
2 weeks ago

near a bridge

The Mrs lol happy days

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By *luebell888Woman
2 weeks ago

Glasgowish

A green cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Wine bottle

Wouldn't be the first time

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"Wine bottle

Wouldn't be the first time"

Run out of rum?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Wine bottle

Wouldn't be the first time

Run out of rum?"

Yes! 😭

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By *igBeardyDanMan
2 weeks ago

Bilston

My cap

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Glass of pepsi

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

My cat.....ummm maybe just a kiss on her nose

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

Pouffe

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"Pouffe "

Honestly, that is not PC

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"Pouffe "

Yeah me too

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

The 99 in my hand 🤤

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Husband

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"The 99 in my hand 🤤"

So your 99 is definitely not a problem

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By *alm_one4Man
2 weeks ago

Close To The Edge, Down Bi The River

Empty wine glass

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
2 weeks ago

South Wales

Tabby cat xx 😘

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

A cushion

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By *lizaDay91Woman
2 weeks ago

It'sASecret

A squishy type cushion that looks like a pizza.

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

My glasses. 👓

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Tabby cat xx 😘 "
wow that is some figure x

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
2 weeks ago

North Somerset

A pillow

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By *urry BlokeMan
2 weeks ago

The dog

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Remote control 🤢

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By *872Man
2 weeks ago

Westcliff-on-Sea

A fork

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By *otwife_couple_hullCouple
2 weeks ago

Hull

If we don't count the sofa, then it's the cat

Hmmmmm.

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By *ulldog_71Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgefield

"A very hot, panting and moulting French Bulldog!"

Always good to lick a bulldog

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By *ingMan
2 weeks ago

dundalk

Lighter

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By *ingMan
2 weeks ago

dundalk

[Removed by poster at 25/05/26 18:03:44]

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By *ingMan
2 weeks ago

dundalk

"A very hot, panting and moulting French Bulldog!

Always good to lick a bulldog

Still a pussy

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By *ango and gashCouple
2 weeks ago

bilston

A can of kronebourg

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By *ocialablechapMan
2 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

Steering wheel.

Its ok im not driving!

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By *eetloveMan
2 weeks ago

Duoglas

Wife toy

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By *ercury oneMan
2 weeks ago

Chippenham

A bowl of Marshfield Rum n Rasin ice cream

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By *tannersMan
2 weeks ago

stanley

"The nearest thing to you right now.

(Apart from your phone)

What would you be licking?

Mine would be the remote "

The sexy knickers you left here yesterday😉 ( don’t ask why they are right next to me or I will have to fib)

On the other side is the Dyson fan , barely helping 🥵

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 weeks ago

Brum

A court of silver flames

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

My pillow

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By *luteGazerMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

🍉 💦

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By *hickthighs26 OP Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

"A court of silver flames"

Ooooh i'd lick that too 🥵

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

The hubby

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

I'm licking my handbag now

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

A pair of cooking tweezers

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

"A pair of cooking tweezers"

Tongs?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"A pair of cooking tweezers

Tongues? "

Not on a first date 😳

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By *loaney40Man
2 weeks ago

dover

"Wine bottle

Wouldn't be the first time

Run out of rum?

Yes! 😭"

Favourite rum?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Wine bottle

Wouldn't be the first time

Run out of rum?

Yes! 😭

Favourite rum?"

The one in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Tabby cat xx 😘 "

Have a tabby aswell,and can u just say wow

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"Wine bottle

Wouldn't be the first time

Run out of rum?

Yes! 😭

Favourite rum?

The one in my hand"

The replenished Kracken!

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By *emptme1993Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

A fan, seems like it may hurt

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By *he Filthy Gorgeous OnesCouple
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

A blackberry bush….

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By *ella_and_FellaCouple
2 weeks ago

Somewhere

My nipple or the pool.

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By *loaney40Man
2 weeks ago

dover

"Wine bottle

Wouldn't be the first time

Run out of rum?

Yes! 😭

Favourite rum?

The one in my hand

The replenished Kracken!"

Yes kracken black spiced rum 👌🏽

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
2 weeks ago

Shefford

A set of Star Wars figures from Kinder Eggs lol

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By *randMrsBullCouple
2 weeks ago

Eastwood

Mrs Bull is sat next to me, so I'm good with that 😉

(Checks the dog isn't closer ... Nope, all is good, Mrs Bull is closer 🤣)

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By *moothshaftMan
2 weeks ago

Coventry

My wife's toes.

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By *oung_hung24Man
2 weeks ago

norwich

An empty pint glass…

Not my worst object but deffo not the best

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

coffee table

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By *oudoir-EroticaCouple
2 weeks ago

Bolton

"The fan 😳"

Ouch!

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"A pair of cooking tweezers

Tongs? "

Nope, tongs are round plastic bullshit. Tweezers are more precise and exact

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By *irthandgirthMan
2 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

The ice cream in my other hand.

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

iPad

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By *b40Man
2 weeks ago

lisburn

Tin of Coke Zero

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Fortunately it is my dinner.

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By *peedyGMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

My watch

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By *ootyLoverMan
2 weeks ago

Waterford/Tipperary/Cork/Limerick

Pair of football boots 😳

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By *elboy1978Man
2 weeks ago

Jarrow

My glasses case

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

Glass of wine

Citronella candle

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London

"Glass of wine

Citronella candle "

Or you

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

"Glass of wine

Citronella candle

Or you "

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London

"Glass of wine

Citronella candle

Or you

Might be too hot for that actually lol

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

A cold can of monster, I'm not complaining at that 😂🥵

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By *oung bull2026Man
2 weeks ago

London

"A cold can of monster, I'm not complaining at that 😂🥵"

Would pay to watch

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By *ick MastersMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Snoopy cushion

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By *evonM99Man
2 weeks ago

East Devon

Remote control ... same as OP 😉

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By *aked beachMan
2 weeks ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.

The window.

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
2 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Ice cream

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

My dog. He's strategically places himself between me and the fan!

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

I just licked my spoon covered in greek yogurt laced with frozen raspberries. 😋

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

My neck fan

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By *uliette500Woman
2 weeks ago

Hull

My empty plate from my egg salad sandwich.

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

A dusty windowledge

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
2 weeks ago

La La Land

My left sweaty shoulder 😋

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

"A dusty windowledge "

Correction: A small table covered in poster paint.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

My pillow

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By *gent CoulsonMan
2 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A bowl of homemade galaxy icecream

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By *onderingpurposeMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast

My shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

My stanley

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By *ound1Man
2 weeks ago

Blackpool

Pillow

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By *orksbloke73Man
2 weeks ago

Goole

Cola flavoured ice-lolly

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By *un123440Man
2 weeks ago

tipperary

Can of cider

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