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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!

Please come in and make yourself comfy!

It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!!

Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.

Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Monday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Morning Mrswolf morning Mr.

Can I get a cold glass of orange juice please. Think I'll trole into town in a bit and grab some breakfast then have a nice chill out day. What you up to? X

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By *igblue70Man
2 weeks ago

Bootle

Just woke up , feel a bit tender as was at a wedding yesterday, another hot day so will potter about in my garden

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Good morning!

Can i please have a glass of apple juice and a selection of pastries?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning Mrswolf morning Mr.

Can I get a cold glass of orange juice please. Think I'll trole into town in a bit and grab some breakfast then have a nice chill out day. What you up to? X"

Morning you. Im hoping not to leave the house today and stay cool! I have interviews to prep for..a boring one today x

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Just woke up , feel a bit tender as was at a wedding yesterday, another hot day so will potter about in my garden "

Paracetamol and coffee for you then!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning!

Can i please have a glass of apple juice and a selection of pastries? "

You certainly can lovely.

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Morning Mrswolf morning Mr.

Can I get a cold glass of orange juice please. Think I'll trole into town in a bit and grab some breakfast then have a nice chill out day. What you up to? X

Morning you. Im hoping not to leave the house today and stay cool! I have interviews to prep for..a boring one today x"

Good luck for tomorrow, sure you'll nail it 👍 x

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Topless customer:

Good morning folks! How was your night?

The jusual please: Ice latte - double shot of Brazilian beans 🫘 if you’ve got it. Need the caffeine before I go to the gym this morning.

Might come back for the sunny spot on your lovely balcony (no moaning today) ☕️

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Tea, croissants and jam please. I'll make bacon and eggs when I get up.😁

Today it's the housework I didn't do yesterday, followed by a small barbecue this evening. 😄

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

But I'm hungry and need a greasy fry up!

Ooh an iced mocha please and thank you.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Topless customer:

Good morning folks! How was your night?

The jusual please: Ice latte - double shot of Brazilian beans 🫘 if you’ve got it. Need the caffeine before I go to the gym this morning.

Might come back for the sunny spot on your lovely balcony (no moaning today) ☕️"

Good morning moany pants 🤪🤣

It was restless, sweaty and exhausting..for all the wrong reasons.

Here's your coffee...extra ice as always.

Ps the balcony is for nekkid people only ..

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Tea, croissants and jam please. I'll make bacon and eggs when I get up.😁

Today it's the housework I didn't do yesterday, followed by a small barbecue this evening. 😄"

Anything for you ma'am. Sounds like a nice day if you take away the housework

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham

Can I have an Americano with milk and a sweetener please. Plus a couple of croissants with some butter and have you got any cheese?

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By *anielandSKCouple
2 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Coffee please, need to wake up and hydrate as lawn needs mowing and dog needs a bath today... also, pursuing holidays online at some point.

Hope OP and everyone else has a lovely Bank Holiday

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Tea, croissants and jam please. I'll make bacon and eggs when I get up.😁

Today it's the housework I didn't do yesterday, followed by a small barbecue this evening. 😄

Anything for you ma'am. Sounds like a nice day if you take away the housework "

It is. Unfortunately the balance of the universe means that shenanigans yesterday has to be balanced by vacuuming and laundry with achy muscles today. But it isn't too onerous. And i have a bottle of cheap and pleasant red wine and a steak at the end of it. 😄🌈

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Can I have an Americano with milk and a sweetener please. Plus a couple of croissants with some butter and have you got any cheese? "

What kind of freak doesnt have cheese in the house. Of course you can. Would you like it served barefoot?

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By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham


"Can I have an Americano with milk and a sweetener please. Plus a couple of croissants with some butter and have you got any cheese?

What kind of freak doesnt have cheese in the house. Of course you can. Would you like it served barefoot?"

I'd like it served naked except for an apron

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Coffee please, need to wake up and hydrate as lawn needs mowing and dog needs a bath today... also, pursuing holidays online at some point.

Hope OP and everyone else has a lovely Bank Holiday

"

Ugh id get that grass mown asap. The temperatures are going to be through the roof!! Two coffees coming right up for you both!

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Tea, croissants and jam please. I'll make bacon and eggs when I get up.😁

Today it's the housework I didn't do yesterday, followed by a small barbecue this evening. 😄

Anything for you ma'am. Sounds like a nice day if you take away the housework

It is. Unfortunately the balance of the universe means that shenanigans yesterday has to be balanced by vacuuming and laundry with achy muscles today. But it isn't too onerous. And i have a bottle of cheap and pleasant red wine and a steak at the end of it. 😄🌈"

Oh I did read one of your comments yesterday..sounds like you've had a filthy weekend

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Can I have an Americano with milk and a sweetener please. Plus a couple of croissants with some butter and have you got any cheese?

What kind of freak doesnt have cheese in the house. Of course you can. Would you like it served barefoot?

I'd like it served naked except for an apron "

Your wish is my command

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Tea, croissants and jam please. I'll make bacon and eggs when I get up.😁

Today it's the housework I didn't do yesterday, followed by a small barbecue this evening. 😄

Anything for you ma'am. Sounds like a nice day if you take away the housework

It is. Unfortunately the balance of the universe means that shenanigans yesterday has to be balanced by vacuuming and laundry with achy muscles today. But it isn't too onerous. And i have a bottle of cheap and pleasant red wine and a steak at the end of it. 😄🌈

Oh I did read one of your comments yesterday..sounds like you've had a filthy weekend "

🤪

It happens rarely enough that I have to celebrate it. 🤭

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

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My boobs are currently multicoloured and I'm hoping by the end of today I'll be golden all over.

An iced caramel latte to go with the zero I have planned on doing today would be perfect. 🩷

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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2 weeks ago

Central

Morning

I've been having tea but looking forward to a good coffee. Some toast would be nice. I'm going to be taking it very slowly today, to keep as cool as possible

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By *izandpaulCouple
2 weeks ago

merseyside

Don't do breakfast but a quick cup of tea and then off to do some renovation work.

Us ladies can really excel when it comes to building renovation.

Stay till lunch time and back home for afternoon sun.

Hopefully, a bit of a tan before our trip to Cap D'Agde mid June.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

Cold press mint coffee please.

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Ive just come in from looking around the local car boot sale. Bought nothing and Im bloody boiling. Cool shower for me!

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Cold orange plz

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

Good morning.

If the kitchen is still open and the kettle still hot. Please may I have a coffee and some toastada con tomate.

If possible, as its hot, please do not serve it to me naked Mrs W as i am already hot enough

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By *hinstrapMan
2 weeks ago

sheffield

What times breakfast close as I'm still in bed

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By *ollmanMan
2 weeks ago

North West

Can I have a black coffee please, and don't mind me... I'm just in buff

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"My boobs are currently multicoloured and I'm hoping by the end of today I'll be golden all over.

An iced caramel latte to go with the zero I have planned on doing today would be perfect. 🩷"

Coming up lovely. I'm joining you with the doing zero

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Morning

I've been having tea but looking forward to a good coffee. Some toast would be nice. I'm going to be taking it very slowly today, to keep as cool as possible "

Coffee and toast coming up

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Don't do breakfast but a quick cup of tea and then off to do some renovation work.

Us ladies can really excel when it comes to building renovation.

Stay till lunch time and back home for afternoon sun.

Hopefully, a bit of a tan before our trip to Cap D'Agde mid June."

Oh lovely. I might go out for ten minutes to see if I can top up my blotchiness

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Mrs. & Mr. Wolves,

Back from the gym pumped up and stark naked. Can’t see any empty tables on the balcony. Not moaning just saying! I won’t be standing 🧍in the sun 🌞 xx

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Cold press mint coffee please."

Throws an after eight in a cup of nescafe and waits for it to cool down

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Ive just come in from looking around the local car boot sale. Bought nothing and Im bloody boiling. Cool shower for me! "

Once you go out there it's impossible to cool down for the rest of the day. Even worse if you come back empty handed and you can't sit there sweating, looking at a bargain!

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By *007ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

Bit of tech work all done. Coffee on the go. Then garden time.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Cold orange plz "

Sure. Why can't they all be this low maintenance.

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Good morning.

If the kitchen is still open and the kettle still hot. Please may I have a coffee and some toastada con tomate.

If possible, as its hot, please do not serve it to me naked Mrs W as i am already hot enough "

Is that tomatoes on toast to us common folk?

And I hate to tell you but I ditched the clothes about 2 hours ago

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"What times breakfast close as I'm still in bed "

Always time for a bit of crumpet for you sir

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Can I have a black coffee please, and don't mind me... I'm just in buff "

Coffee coming up..be careful what you stir it with

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Mrs. & Mr. Wolves,

Back from the gym pumped up and stark naked. Can’t see any empty tables on the balcony. Not moaning just saying! I won’t be standing 🧍in the sun 🌞 xx"

Let me grab you another chair...just budge the riff raff out of the way

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Bit of tech work all done. Coffee on the go. Then garden time."

Don't forget the sunscreen!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London


"Cold press mint coffee please.

Throws an after eight in a cup of nescafe and waits for it to cool down "

Thank you Mrs Wolves 💚

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By *ace400Man
2 weeks ago

near knock

Any chance of a coffee please?

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By *olvesxcouple OP   Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Any chance of a coffee please? "

Anything for you darling 😘

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By *ace400Man
2 weeks ago

near knock


"Any chance of a coffee please?

Anything for you darling 😘"

Thank you 😘

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