FabSwingers.com forum: Get it off your chest

By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

Something you want to say?

Too shy to say it in person?

Or maybe saying it in person could get your fired?

Say it here!

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
2 weeks ago

North Somerset

My boss is a cunt.

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

"My boss is a cunt. "
.. you said cunt i never use that word,, but i agree my boss was a cunt

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
2 weeks ago

North Somerset

"My boss is a cunt. .. you said cunt i never use that word,, but i agree my boss was a cunt

It's a great word.

Very versatile. Some of my best friends are cunts.

I'm also self employed. 😇😂

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

My kid asked me if i was born in caveman days

Also the dog is an arse and stole a whole block of butter and then threw up and he and the dog bed now need washing 🤬

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"My boss is a cunt. .. you said cunt i never use that word,, but i agree my boss was a cunt

It's a great word.

Very versatile. Some of my best friends are cunts.

I'm also self employed. 😇😂"

🤣🤣

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

My managers spend so much time monitoring our performance I assume they have fuck all work to actually do, and therefore we probably don't need 10 seniors, 4 team leads, 3 managers, 2 department heads, 1 directorate head, 1 interim head, 2 head of service, and a CEO.

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By *hamen1300Man
2 weeks ago

manchester

It's so nice outside but my cats sat on my lap so I cnt move

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By *ate2theparty808Man
2 weeks ago

Erdington

Audi drivers are solely responsible for the amount of times in a day that I shout

“OH DONT BOTHER TO USE A TURN SIGNAL, IM FUCKING PSYCHIC”

My boss is cool, I like him, but some of the people I work with would stop breathing if I didn’t remind them to.

The two women who I fancy most on the forum are outside of what I’m looking for (age and height) so I’m trying not to flirt but bloody hell its hard.

Oh and sometimes I like to be the little spoon.

I feel better for that.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

My cat starts being demanding as soon as I sit with a cuppa

He really is a ginger mother fucker

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

There is so much I want to say about my boss. However if it was ever linked back to me on here I’d definitely lose my job. So I’ll just say wash your own fucking mug and would it kill you to change the toilet roll when you use the last fucking sheet?!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
2 weeks ago

Bembridge/Doncaster

CoyoteUgly, I find you very horny, attractive and desirable. Does that make me weird?

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By *smith87Man
2 weeks ago

totton

The new girl at work is so fucking sexy

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By *ate2theparty808Man
2 weeks ago

Erdington

"CoyoteUgly, I find you very horny, attractive and desirable. Does that make me weird?

It just means you’re conscious.

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By *enuine_J87Man
2 weeks ago

Eastleigh

Car servicing is a scam

I hate my job

People who self diagnose as ADHD are just desperate for attention

I have been so lonely for so long and it crushes me inside

I get annoyed in the gym when some scrawny 18 year old lifts heavier than me as he has no risk of injury at that age

Coffee is just awful. Make tea the no.1 choice again

I wanted a wife and two kids by age 30… 9 years late and have none of it.

I once lost £1500 in two days gambling. Put me off though

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By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

I'm confused about my feelings towards you now, but i fear I've got myself in too deep.

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

There's someone on here who I quite fancy and although they seem very nice back, I genuinely can't gather whether they fancy me back or not. If I telepathically tell you, can you please let me know?!

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

I knew it would be the same story as every other time. I wish i was a lesbian

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

I want what I can't have and I find it incredibly frustrating 😤

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville

My boss is also a cunt.

Also

I need a FWB. The toys are complaining

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

Yeah it's a bit hot tonight. So got some sweat on my chest.

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By *ulldog_71Man
2 weeks ago

Sedgefield

What I want is 360 miles away I always fucking hated geography

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

"I knew it would be the same story as every other time. I wish i was a lesbian "

My daughter is in the best relationship she has ever had and it's with a woman. She's never been happier.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Since being on this site.....not one woman etc has messaged me

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Since being on this site.....not one woman etc has messaged me"

What’s an etc? Extra trans cougar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"CoyoteUgly, I find you very horny, attractive and desirable. Does that make me weird?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"Yeah it's a bit hot tonight. So got some sweat on my chest."

Me too! And I don't even have big boobs but they are sweaty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"I knew it would be the same story as every other time. I wish i was a lesbian "

Dealing with demanding women? Fuck that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

I just wanna say I'm a little bit addicted to your penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I missed a bit of sun cream. I have stupid tan lines and I’m going to look silly naked tomorrow.

Aarggghhh

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 weeks ago

Maidstone

I took my top off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

"I missed a bit of sun cream. I have stupid tan lines and I’m going to look silly naked tomorrow.

Aarggghhh"

Oh I hate this!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"I missed a bit of sun cream. I have stupid tan lines and I’m going to look silly naked tomorrow.

Aarggghhh

Oh I hate this! "

You can see literal finger shaped voids where I missed 🙈

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Split up the wife a few months back, finally got a new place, 1st day here by myself today, so been feeling a little lost. Just thought I'd get that off my chest 👍

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Since being on this site.....not one woman etc has messaged me

What’s an etc? Extra trans cougar? "

Bloody phone

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By *enuine_J87Man
2 weeks ago

Eastleigh

"I missed a bit of sun cream. I have stupid tan lines and I’m going to look silly naked tomorrow.

Aarggghhh

Oh I hate this!

You can see literal finger shaped voids where I missed 🙈"

Ah man did that years ago on holiday, literally hand a hand shape on my shoulder, fingers and all

Maybe try to put suncream around it and even out the burn/tan!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"Since being on this site.....not one woman etc has messaged me

What’s an etc? Extra trans cougar?

Bloody phone"

I think that’s HTC. The phone.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"Split up the wife a few months back, finally got a new place, 1st day here by myself today, so been feeling a little lost. Just thought I'd get that off my chest 👍"

Whenever I’ve moved (which has been a lot) I’ve always got out and about first day, find a cafe or a pub. Unpacking can wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Since being on this site.....not one woman etc has messaged me

What’s an etc? Extra trans cougar?

Bloody phone

I think that’s HTC. The phone. "

My phone keeps having this times where it glitches and is doing my head in

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Split up the wife a few months back, finally got a new place, 1st day here by myself today, so been feeling a little lost. Just thought I'd get that off my chest 👍

Whenever I’ve moved (which has been a lot) I’ve always got out and about first day, find a cafe or a pub. Unpacking can wait. "

I did go out for breakfast this morning to be fair, which was nice. 👍

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

"I just wanna say I'm a little bit addicted to your penis! "

I've told you, you can't have it. I'm saving it for someone special.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
2 weeks ago

funky town

"I knew it would be the same story as every other time. I wish i was a lesbian

Dealing with demanding women? Fuck that "

True! Celibacy it is

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
2 weeks ago

North Somerset

"I missed a bit of sun cream. I have stupid tan lines and I’m going to look silly naked tomorrow.

Aarggghhh

Oh I hate this!

You can see literal finger shaped voids where I missed 🙈"

You're not meant to apply it there.

Oh.

You weren't referring to those finger shaped voids.....😳😳🤦🤦

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By *WB85Man
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I ignored the UV warning and now on day 1 of holiday look like a lobster.

Typical man....always knows better.

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By *he MinionMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

"There's someone on here who I quite fancy and although they seem very nice back, I genuinely can't gather whether they fancy me back or not. If I telepathically tell you, can you please let me know?!"

I'm not that way inclined Joe. You're a lovely fella etc etc but...

I'm sorry.

Now stop with the telepathy, those scenerios are going to require many years of therapy 😉

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By *igerFiestaMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

4 quid for a small ice-cream with a flake.

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

They say Gen Z have no chance in this economy, job market blablabla

And all the boujeee brunch spots this morning were clogged by queues and queues of Gen-Zers waiting to get their £10 matchas.

I only wanted an egg sandwich. I was hungry

🍳

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By *estructionDollyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

You're hot and I really enjoy talking to you, but I'm genuinely worried your cock will split me in half 😵‍💫😆

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

I still (at the time of posting) think we should fuck.

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By *ampireWolvesMan
2 weeks ago

Essex

I have white hairs now on my chest and I want them off!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

"I have white hairs now on my chest and I want them off! "

Same! I'm too young to have grey hair anywhere!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 weeks ago

London

Being an adult is a scam. We need a revolution.

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