FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Cocktails and floaties!!

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
2 weeks ago

What are you having?

I'm going away from my norm and having a strawberry daiquiri and I have a crocodile floaty. I actually do. 🐊

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

I'll take your disused rum

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wales

I would just have a big standard lilo to lay on and dangle my feet in the water. I would have a Long Island Iced Tea so I may need assistance in getting off the Lilo after 2🍹🍹

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Blue Lagoon with a floater of his ejaculation 🍹

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

What’s a crocodile floaty? Like a pool inflatable?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
2 weeks ago


"What’s a crocodile floaty? Like a pool inflatable?"

Yeah. Do you not call them floaties? Don't lower the tone...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"What’s a crocodile floaty? Like a pool inflatable?

Yeah. Do you not call them floaties? Don't lower the tone..."

I do call them floaties. I misread the op, got confused and thought you were talking about a drink. Like some sort of green ice-cream float drink. 🤦‍♀️

That sounds wonderful. I like the big tyre floaties best 😍

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

.

A passionfruit martini. Floaties, will stick with my boobs.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vaRoseWoman
2 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I had a lovely Sakura cocktail the other day so I’ll have another one of those I think. My floater would be one of those reclining armchair type ones

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
2 weeks ago


"I had a lovely Sakura cocktail the other day so I’ll have another one of those I think. My floater would be one of those reclining armchair type ones "

Oh I have some of those floaties. They are very relaxing.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Later in the evening, I’m having my Brewdog Punk IPA - the beer that started it all. Still don’t know what a floatie is 😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orphia2003Woman
2 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'm swimming. I'll have a nice hoppy west coast IPA when I come to shore and find a shaded spot. Sunshine and Morphia do not mix well.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
2 weeks ago


"Later in the evening, I’m having my Brewdog Punk IPA - the beer that started it all. Still don’t know what a floatie is 😂"

A pool inflatable, like a flamingo or a doughnut!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *onin25Man
2 weeks ago

Durham


"Later in the evening, I’m having my Brewdog Punk IPA - the beer that started it all. Still don’t know what a floatie is 😂

A pool inflatable, like a flamingo or a doughnut! "

Glad you explained it because a lad I went to school with, who was a right twat, used to spit in puddles and if he got a globule of sputum up and it floated he'd call it a floatie. So I was slightly concerned at what you were drinking.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
2 weeks ago


"Later in the evening, I’m having my Brewdog Punk IPA - the beer that started it all. Still don’t know what a floatie is 😂

A pool inflatable, like a flamingo or a doughnut!

Glad you explained it because a lad I went to school with, who was a right twat, used to spit in puddles and if he got a globule of sputum up and it floated he'd call it a floatie. So I was slightly concerned at what you were drinking. "

I should of gone with inflatable

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *idnightWalrusMan
2 weeks ago

Surrey

A mojito and a pizza slice floatie

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

A pre-workout as I go into the gym for leg day 🥲

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
2 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"What are you having?

I'm going away from my norm and having a strawberry daiquiri and I have a crocodile floaty. I actually do. 🐊

Oh Jesus I thought "floaties" were something else entirely! 😖🤣🤣

"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *laytime_13Woman
2 weeks ago

Lincs

I'll have a mojito please, still rum but slightly more refreshing than rum & c*ke.

No floaties here though. I'd quite like a unicorn one I reckon 🤔

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Beer

I have nothing inflatable of note. I’m not feeling the whimsy for floaties and suchlike today.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

Water and we have one of those big doughnuts and a boat thingy. Though they're staying in the cupboard.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top