FabSwingers.com forum: ☕ Kettles back on ☕

By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

Kettles back on again!

Unfortunately, due to the weather, we only have continental breakfast available, because it's too damn hot to put the imaginary grill on, plus my glamourous assistant has gone AWOL!

Get your orders in and tell us what Sunday is looking like for you! ☕ 🫖 🍓 🍏 🥣 🥐

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By *HertsfunMan
2 weeks ago

St A

Coffee, black no sugar please

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Iced latte, please. Skipping brekkie this morning 😂

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville

Morning both,

I hope you’re enjoying your Sunday so far and it’s relaxing.

Please can I just have OJ and wholemeal toast?

I’m being good today x

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

Coffee, black no sugar please "

I'll be right up with that

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Iced latte, please. Skipping brekkie this morning 😂"

Good choice!

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Morning both,

I hope you’re enjoying your Sunday so far and it’s relaxing.

Please can I just have OJ and wholemeal toast?

I’m being good today x"

Morning gorgeous. Did you sort your licence out yesterday? Mr W is still in bed. Lazy bugger 🫶🏼

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I'd like an Earl Grey ( leaves not bag ) with a slice of fresh orange on the side please and as it's almost 11 a.m. please serve it with a small slice of poppyseed cake.

There's a good wolvey x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

BTW Wolvey...... I can see your boobs through that net.

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I'd like an Earl Grey ( leaves not bag ) with a slice of fresh orange on the side please and as it's almost 11 a.m. please serve it with a small slice of poppyseed cake.

There's a good wolvey x"

Poppyseed cake? Do you think wim posh??

And yes I know...I was hoping it might get me a few tips! Bunch of tight fisted buggers here

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Irate customer here: Can I have some more ice please? Also, I can nearly taste the coffee in it? 😂

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'd like an Earl Grey ( leaves not bag ) with a slice of fresh orange on the side please and as it's almost 11 a.m. please serve it with a small slice of poppyseed cake.

There's a good wolvey x

Poppyseed cake? Do you think wim posh??

And yes I know...I was hoping it might get me a few tips! Bunch of tight fisted buggers here

Bung us a Jaffa Cake then !

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Irate customer here: Can I have some more ice please? Also, I can nearly taste the coffee in it? 😂"

I will let your rude manner slide this time, but anymore moaning and you're going to be the second guy made to wear a ball gag! 🤣

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I'd like an Earl Grey ( leaves not bag ) with a slice of fresh orange on the side please and as it's almost 11 a.m. please serve it with a small slice of poppyseed cake.

There's a good wolvey x

Poppyseed cake? Do you think wim posh??

And yes I know...I was hoping it might get me a few tips! Bunch of tight fisted buggers here

Bung us a Jaffa Cake then !"

(Flings it like a Frisbee)

Catch!

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Irate customer here: Can I have some more ice please? Also, I can nearly taste the coffee in it? 😂

I will let your rude manner slide this time, but anymore moaning and you're going to be the second guy made to wear a ball gag! 🤣"
🤣🤣

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Caught like a seal !

I'd flap me flippers for anyone with a jaffa cake to spare.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
2 weeks ago

Troublesville

"Morning both,

I hope you’re enjoying your Sunday so far and it’s relaxing.

Please can I just have OJ and wholemeal toast?

I’m being good today x

Morning gorgeous. Did you sort your licence out yesterday? Mr W is still in bed. Lazy bugger 🫶🏼"

Absolutely! I’m back on the road. Felt good to know I have a little more freedom again. Paddleboard at the ready.

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By *lternative lifestyleCouple
2 weeks ago

Louth

Nah we had breakie rolls, sausages and red pudding! Tea - was yum

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Nah we had breakie rolls, sausages and red pudding! Tea - was yum "

Red pudding! Never heard of that

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Some peach ice tea and a bagel please

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Morning both,

I hope you’re enjoying your Sunday so far and it’s relaxing.

Please can I just have OJ and wholemeal toast?

I’m being good today x

Morning gorgeous. Did you sort your licence out yesterday? Mr W is still in bed. Lazy bugger 🫶🏼

Absolutely! I’m back on the road. Felt good to know I have a little more freedom again. Paddleboard at the ready. "

Brilliant

there's no stopping you now!

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By *HertsfunMan
2 weeks ago

St A

Still no delivery, things are slacking

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Some peach ice tea and a bagel please "

Of course. Coming right up 😀

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Still no delivery, things are slacking

I've been under your duvet for the past 20 minutes. Now who's slacking

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

Can I have a black coffee and some pancakes please? 😋

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By *HertsfunMan
2 weeks ago

St A

"Still no delivery, things are slacking

I've been under your duvet for the past 20 minutes. Now who's slacking

Mea culpa.. excuse me while I get back to business..

Where were we..

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Can I have a black coffee and some pancakes please? 😋"

Only shop bought ones, Joe. I can snazz them up with some strawberries and maple syrup though

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By *actile TensionMan
2 weeks ago

Sussex

Cappuccino please Mrs Wolves

..and when you knock off, did you want to grab an imaginary flask and blank and go find an imaginary spot down by the river?

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Very happy customer: can I have a top up please?

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Coffee white no sugar pls

Rare lazy day enjoining the sun for me

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Cappuccino please Mrs Wolves

..and when you knock off, did you want to grab an imaginary flask and blank and go find an imaginary spot down by the river?"

That's the best offer I've had all morning. I'll just grab the imaginary stuff and will be with you shortly. Shall I bring something to feed the imaginary ducks ❤️

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Very happy customer: can I have a top up please? "

Being so you asked nicely. I've added extra ice and a shot of espresso.

Bloody moaner 🙄

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Coffee white no sugar pls

Rare lazy day enjoining the sun for me"

Coming right up, Red. ☕

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford

Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.

And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.

And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏 "

Oh you most certainly can handsome.

Please don't eat me all at once

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Just some water and paracetamol please

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford

"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.

And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏

Oh you most certainly can handsome.

Please don't eat me all at once

If you are on the table I promise to take my time with you 😜

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Just some water and paracetamol please"

Sure thing. Heavy night?

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.

And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏

Oh you most certainly can handsome.

Please don't eat me all at once

If you are on the table I promise to take my time with you 😜"

🤪

Where have you been? I think we'll be needing your bar services later

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Just some water and paracetamol please

Sure thing. Heavy night? "

Thanking you.....just a little lol

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford

"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.

And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏

Oh you most certainly can handsome.

Please don't eat me all at once

If you are on the table I promise to take my time with you 😜

Ive been coming in the back gate you had open.

The bar will be open tonight only if I can play pool with you again, I definitely love it when you bend over

🤪

Where have you been? I think we'll be needing your bar services later

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Just some water and paracetamol please"
too much viagra, pal?

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford

"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.

And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏

Oh you most certainly can handsome.

Please don't eat me all at once

If you are on the table I promise to take my time with you 😜

Where have you been? I think we'll be needing your bar services later

Ive been coming in the back gate you had open.

The bar will be open tonight only if I can play pool with you again, I definitely love it when you bend over

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Coffee white no sugar pls

Rare lazy day enjoining the sun for me

Coming right up, Red. ☕

Thank you

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By *asoMan
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Very happy customer: can I have a top up please?

Being so you asked nicely. I've added extra ice and a shot of espresso.

Bloody moaner 🙄"
Thank you 🤣

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By *ewarkcpleCouple
2 weeks ago

newark

Latte please no sugar xx

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

"Just some water and paracetamol please too much viagra, pal? "

Wouldn't be much fun taking it alone

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By *atteLover82Man
2 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

Latte no sugar and a caramel shortbread idf you have one please

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.

And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏

Oh you most certainly can handsome.

Please don't eat me all at once

If you are on the table I promise to take my time with you 😜

Where have you been? I think we'll be needing your bar services later

Ive been coming in the back gate you had open.

The bar will be open tonight only if I can play pool with you again, I definitely love it when you bend over

Ohhhhh sneaky!! You're on

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Latte please no sugar xx"
2 lattes coming up

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Latte no sugar and a caramel shortbread idf you have one please"

Of course. With your name, id be surprised if you ordered anything else

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Something hot a sweet please 😜

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By *aturefuntimeMan
2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire nr York

A large dollop of lube served on a warm hand, spread evenly, and served quickly has good results

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By *runkOnLustMan
2 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

I'll have whatever you'll serve me in the outfit in your display picture

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

A cup of sweet milky tea please. Got a bit of a foggy head this morning

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Something hot a sweet please 😜"

Ill be right there

That reminds me. I've got a filthy pic to send you

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I'll have whatever you'll serve me in the outfit in your display picture

So demanding

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"A cup of sweet milky tea please. Got a bit of a foggy head this morning "

Id offer you some paracetamol but I think handleit has snarfed them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I’m having Tea at the moment With a galaxy ripple chocolate

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I’m having Tea at the moment With a galaxy ripple chocolate "

Enjoy.

Kitchens closed now. I have a bush to trim.

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By *awtybikerMan
2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

Kitchens closed now. I have a bush to trim. "

I trimmed mine yesterday 😉

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By *erry 58Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Landscape Gardner here , dab hand at bush trimming and topiaries

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

I need lots of non alcoholic fluids after the weekend I've had

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Something hot a sweet please 😜

Ill be right there

That reminds me. I've got a filthy pic to send you

Ohhhh I'm intrigued, always love a filthy pic (though I hope it's not just a pic of all the washing up)

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Damn to late gutted

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By *olvesxcouple OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Damn to late gutted

There is a god 🙏🏼

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By *aptivating24Man
2 weeks ago

castleford

Back in the pub you two. Its my time to serve you ha!

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By *ornyguy666Man
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

Need cold drinks

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Sorry I missed this. I did, however, have tea and a chocolate croissant for a quick breakfast before jumping in the bath, sorting out the bedroom, dressing and receiving my gentleman caller at midday for a sordid afternoon of fabulous rumpy pumpy! Yay! I'm absolutely buggered now... I mean, I'm totally shagged. Oh, whatever! I'm now sitting outside with a rum and , enjoying the evening.

😁🌈💕

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By *ifelover999Man
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

"Damn to late gutted

There is a god 🙏🏼"

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕😘

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