FabSwingers.com forum: I would give my left nut...

By *egDayEnthusiast OP Man
3 weeks ago

NorthWest

For a cold aloe Vera back and legs massage right about now

What do you desire so much?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uttercupWoman
3 weeks ago

Borders

A hug

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

I think they're cheaper than that, mate 😳

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

funky town

Back and leg tickles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *each needs some creamWoman
3 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

To be in bed with my FWB

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

To be enough

Or you know, to be cold.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

To be able to go to sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Air conditioning in my flat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uckMe12FreeMan
3 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Black pudding

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

For my neck not to hurt

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erdyHollyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

To be free of my health problems

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *actile TensionMan
3 weeks ago

Sussex

a Butler.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

To wake up hangover free tomorrow.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asoMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield

A good fuck followed by a cold shower then a good night’s sleep in clean fresh sheets.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

Nothing that much. I love my balls. These are my balls. There are many like it. But these balls are mine.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cFlirtyMan
3 weeks ago

Alton

Well hopefully my left nut would stay but I'd love some sensual female company

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ineapplePixieCouple
3 weeks ago

Your to do list

To have full nights sleep from pain 😢 ✨️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

Central

"To be able to go to sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow"

Are you going to bed any earlier Joe?

My wish for tonight, is simply a good night's sleep

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"To wake up hangover free tomorrow. "

You need to put the gin down for that to happen

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"To be able to go to sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow

Are you going to bed any earlier Joe?

My wish for tonight, is simply a good night's sleep

Erm... No, not as early as I'd like to 😅

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
3 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Do you want the real wish or the pretend wish??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *actile TensionMan
3 weeks ago

Sussex

"Do you want the real wish or the pretend wish??"

Both now you say that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lirtyVampireBellaCouple
3 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Do you want the real wish or the pretend wish??

Both now you say that"

Real wish .. I wasn't alive

Pretend wish.... I win the lottery

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atteLover82Man
2 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

Spooning. Definitely miss that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tsazzMan
2 weeks ago

Manchester

The college football season to be back now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"A hug"

Here's a virtual hug

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Right now Absolutely nothing,sun's out that's all I need

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Do you want the real wish or the pretend wish??

Both now you say that

Real wish .. I wasn't alive

Pretend wish.... I win the lottery "

You don't want to be alive?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunderaceMan
2 weeks ago

Dudley

I'd give my right leg for a left one...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

A power nap

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iver78Man
2 weeks ago

barton upon humber

To go home

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *imi_RougeWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

A fit bloke to come and have a smooch on the sofa with me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Round the bend

A punkawalla

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ick MastersMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

A fit lady to snuggle with

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akedMMan
2 weeks ago

Witney

To be free from chronic pain

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adbodben40Man
2 weeks ago

hull

"A hug"

Sending you a virtual hug

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

A slush puppie!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"A slush puppie! "

What a shout! Which colour?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"A slush puppie!

What a shout! Which colour?"

BLUE is the only acceptable answer surely...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

...for the onset of Åutumn. 🍃🍂🍁 🪾

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"A slush puppie!

What a shout! Which colour?

BLUE is the only acceptable answer surely..."

I don't know, sometimes a mix can be good. Although some shops have the Tango Ice Blast machine which is just superior

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"A slush puppie!

What a shout! Which colour?

BLUE is the only acceptable answer surely...

I don't know, sometimes a mix can be good. Although some shops have the Tango Ice Blast machine which is just superior"

Oh no. You never ever mix! A blue Tango Ice Blast 🤌

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"A slush puppie!

What a shout! Which colour?

BLUE is the only acceptable answer surely...

I don't know, sometimes a mix can be good. Although some shops have the Tango Ice Blast machine which is just superior"

What is this Tango sorcery you speak of?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"A slush puppie!

What a shout! Which colour?

BLUE is the only acceptable answer surely...

I don't know, sometimes a mix can be good. Although some shops have the Tango Ice Blast machine which is just superior

What is this Tango sorcery you speak of?"

The slushies you get from the cinema usually. They taste fizzy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"A slush puppie!

What a shout! Which colour?

BLUE is the only acceptable answer surely...

I don't know, sometimes a mix can be good. Although some shops have the Tango Ice Blast machine which is just superior

What is this Tango sorcery you speak of?

The slushies you get from the cinema usually. They taste fizzy."

😮

*Heads off to find nearest ice blast*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

"A slush puppie! "

I had one of these with vodka in it last night and it turned my mouth bright blue...not the most attractive choice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lackadderMan
2 weeks ago

Eastbourne

To understand why

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"A slush puppie!

What a shout! Which colour?

BLUE is the only acceptable answer surely...

I don't know, sometimes a mix can be good. Although some shops have the Tango Ice Blast machine which is just superior

What is this Tango sorcery you speak of?

The slushies you get from the cinema usually. They taste fizzy.

😮

*Heads off to find nearest ice blast*"

Get me one 😭

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"A slush puppie!

What a shout! Which colour?

BLUE is the only acceptable answer surely...

I don't know, sometimes a mix can be good. Although some shops have the Tango Ice Blast machine which is just superior

Oh no. You never ever mix! A blue Tango Ice Blast 🤌"

Maybe I'm just a heathen then 😅

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"A slush puppie!

What a shout! Which colour?

BLUE is the only acceptable answer surely...

I don't know, sometimes a mix can be good. Although some shops have the Tango Ice Blast machine which is just superior

What is this Tango sorcery you speak of?

The slushies you get from the cinema usually. They taste fizzy.

😮

*Heads off to find nearest ice blast*"

My local co-op has one but it's been off for like 6 months 🥲

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy-Woman
2 weeks ago

Scotland

"A slush puppie!

I had one of these with vodka in it last night and it turned my mouth bright blue...not the most attractive choice"

I had a frozen cocktail when I was out a few months ago, I'm not a fan when it contains alcohol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *indsoftimeMan
2 weeks ago

co.antrim

"Do you want the real wish or the pretend wish??

Both now you say that

Real wish .. I wasn't alive

Pretend wish.... I win the lottery "

Hope ur ok!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *idnightcowboy69Man
2 weeks ago

cirencester

A six pack

Of cold ones

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread