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"Iced mocha please and a sausage and egg sandwich. I'm cutting my mahoosive lawn and generally sorting the garden today. Kill me now. " Coming right up. I think you're gonna need it. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 | |||
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"Pot of tea please x" Help yourself to the biscuit barrel 🫖 | |||
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"Looks on trust pilot only 1 star google reviews ended up.in hospital ..ill leave it "You're banned anyway. | |||
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"Looks on trust pilot only 1 star google reviews ended up.in hospital ..ill leave it
You're banned anyway. "There is a god🤣 | |||
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"Pot of tea please x Help yourself to the biscuit barrel 🫖" Thank you as long as no contaminating Ginger Nuts in there  | |||
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"Thank you. Black coffee and French Toast. I will be enjoying the beautiful city of Bath." Coming right up sir. Enjoy your day. That's a place I've always wanted to visit. ☕ | |||
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"Thank you. Black coffee and French Toast. I will be enjoying the beautiful city of Bath. Coming right up sir. Enjoy your day. That's a place I've always wanted to visit. ☕" Do visit and breakfast will be on me 😃 | |||
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"Large coffee and pancakes please Sugar? Or are you sweet enough? "One sweetener please | |||
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"We’re going to have scrambled eggs then sunbathe naked all day on the roof of our apartment in Malaga, then probably get on the cava most of the afternoon 😍x " Jealous. You can make your own  🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Looks on trust pilot only 1 star google reviews ended up.in hospital ..ill leave it
You're banned anyway.
There is a god🤣"Get outta my cafe Janine 🤪 | |||
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"Black coffee please, I will take it back to bed as I only got home at 3am " Out on the town? I'll make it extra strong. Paracetamol is available if needed | |||
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"Looks on trust pilot only 1 star google reviews ended up.in hospital ..ill leave it
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Get outta my cafe Janine 🤪"Not bloody in it j...l 🤣 | |||
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"Latte with caramel. Off to look at new windows and doors. " Yes sir 🫡 | |||
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"Late with a cinnamon bun please " Cinnamon bun? We ay posh here mate | |||
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"I’m in bed with a lovely Greek coffee but a bacon butty would go down lovely if anyone is cooking " Will streaky suffice? | |||
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"Good morning, can I have coffee, please, strong but milky, no sugar? " You certainly can madam | |||
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"I’m in bed with a lovely Greek coffee but a bacon butty would go down lovely if anyone is cooking Will streaky suffice? " I can offer my sausage ? If cafe rules allow swaps… | |||
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"Can I have a cuppa tea please .. nice and storm no sugar as I sweet enough For breakfast can I please have two poached eggs on sourdough toasts with sliced (not mashed) avocado and pomodoro tomatoes I have a large ( ish) too for the waitress too… Thank you " This makes a change from your normal sausages between baps and plenty if sauce | |||
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"Coffee, strong with a little milk and 1 sugar please. I'm having a bath then heading to Durham for the day to have a wonder around, visit a coffee shop, do some browsing. Just make a day of it generally." That sounds lovely. Enjoy | |||
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"Cup o tea please medium strength. No sugar but milk . Cheers ma dears " Can I interest Sir to a bit of morning crumpet? | |||
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"Can I have a cuppa tea please .. nice and storm no sugar as I sweet enough For breakfast can I please have two poached eggs on sourdough toasts with sliced (not mashed) avocado and pomodoro tomatoes I have a large ( ish) too for the waitress too… Thank you This makes a change from your normal sausages between baps and plenty if sauce "I’m coming back to this cafe …! Five star rating ! | |||
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"I’m in bed with a lovely Greek coffee but a bacon butty would go down lovely if anyone is cooking Will streaky suffice? " Streaky is the best | |||
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"Good morning, can I have coffee, please, strong but milky, no sugar? You certainly can madam "thank you | |||
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"Good morning both and happy Saturday Could I have an orange juice and a bacon butty please. Off to the post office this morning to sort out my driving license. I’m back on the road today "Can I have your crème egg with my breakfast please ? | |||
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"Coffe milk and two please "And I thought you was sweet enough! Ok..on its way | |||
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"Good morning both and happy Saturday Could I have an orange juice and a bacon butty please. Off to the post office this morning to sort out my driving license. I’m back on the road today "Good morning beautiful. You certainly can. Are you planning a road trip?! | |||
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"Black coffee please. Not sure about sizzling, there seems to be a big rain cloud hanging round." No problem. Hope the cloud buggers off! | |||
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"Good morning both and happy Saturday Could I have an orange juice and a bacon butty please. Off to the post office this morning to sort out my driving license. I’m back on the road today
Good morning beautiful. You certainly can. Are you planning a road trip?! "Have wings will fly! If nothing else I can start paddleboarding again. Anyone want to join me. I have a spare board! | |||
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"Good morning both and happy Saturday Could I have an orange juice and a bacon butty please. Off to the post office this morning to sort out my driving license. I’m back on the road today
Good morning beautiful. You certainly can. Are you planning a road trip?!
Have wings will fly! If nothing else I can start paddleboarding again. Anyone want to join me. I have a spare board! "If you bring creme eggs | |||
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"Had my breakfast 3 hours ago but a white tea no sugar would go down great please " I'm on it 💪🏼 🫖 | |||
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"Good morning both and happy Saturday Could I have an orange juice and a bacon butty please. Off to the post office this morning to sort out my driving license. I’m back on the road today
Good morning beautiful. You certainly can. Are you planning a road trip?!
Have wings will fly! If nothing else I can start paddleboarding again. Anyone want to join me. I have a spare board!
If you bring creme eggs "I’ll bring the boobs, I only have 1 coveted egg left 😱🤣 | |||
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"Good morning both and happy Saturday Could I have an orange juice and a bacon butty please. Off to the post office this morning to sort out my driving license. I’m back on the road today
Good morning beautiful. You certainly can. Are you planning a road trip?!
Have wings will fly! If nothing else I can start paddleboarding again. Anyone want to join me. I have a spare board!
If you bring creme eggs "Oi. You're banned. Get out of my establishment you tart. | |||
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"Good morning both and happy Saturday Could I have an orange juice and a bacon butty please. Off to the post office this morning to sort out my driving license. I’m back on the road today
Good morning beautiful. You certainly can. Are you planning a road trip?!
Have wings will fly! If nothing else I can start paddleboarding again. Anyone want to join me. I have a spare board! "Has it got somewhere I can clip my walking stick on it | |||
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"Good morning both and happy Saturday Could I have an orange juice and a bacon butty please. Off to the post office this morning to sort out my driving license. I’m back on the road today
Good morning beautiful. You certainly can. Are you planning a road trip?!
Have wings will fly! If nothing else I can start paddleboarding again. Anyone want to join me. I have a spare board!
If you bring creme eggs
Oi. You're banned. Get out of my establishment you tart."Im outside fuckface a public place🖕 | |||
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"Coffee please with some bacon pancakes and syrup, yummy. " Here you go. I may have taken a bite out of one of the pancakes. Excuse the dribble | |||
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"Strong coffee, dash of milk and two sweeteners please. if I’m quick i can drink it before it evaporates. Thank you." Ooh just as I like mine. Will oat milk do? | |||
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"Coffee please with some bacon pancakes and syrup, yummy. Here you go. I may have taken a bite out of one of the pancakes. Excuse the dribble "So it was you who nibbled on my sausage .. I knew it | |||
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"Strong coffee, dash of milk and two sweeteners please. if I’m quick i can drink it before it evaporates. Thank you. Ooh just as I like mine. Will oat milk do? "Ive never tried oat milk but certainly happy to try it. | |||
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"Just having a brew, back on the bed with my two dogs, enjoying a late lazy morning. Just bought a new motorcycle to me. As in second hand. I might go for a ride out. " Well it's a beautiful day for it. Make the most of it whilst it lasts I say | |||
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"Coffee please with some bacon pancakes and syrup, yummy. Here you go. I may have taken a bite out of one of the pancakes. Excuse the dribble
So it was you who nibbled on my sausage .. I knew it "I didn't like mention it | |||
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"Strong coffee, dash of milk and two sweeteners please. if I’m quick i can drink it before it evaporates. Thank you. Ooh just as I like mine. Will oat milk do?
Ive never tried oat milk but certainly happy to try it."It's a game changer for coffee! Highly recommend it! | |||
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"Coffee with oat milk And a bacon/hash brown and scrambled egg baguette please" God I could just eat that myself 🤤🤤🤤 | |||
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"Just a large coffee with milk for me please" Anything for you cupcake | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee " Or come back to mine she has a snotty nose | |||
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"Working until midnight all weekend. 🥲" Ugh that sucks, hope it's as good as work can | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee " You most certainly can. Ignore the village pervert 👆🏼 | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee You most certainly can. Ignore the village pervert 👆🏼" Dont put yourself down | |||
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"Oops timing. 🤦🏼♀️" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣" For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 | |||
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"Just a large coffee with milk for me please Anything for you cupcake "Why thank you gorgeous. I’m skipping breakfast today as I’ve been out on the motorbike, the last couple of days. And had sausage butties, cake etc 🤣 | |||
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"Working until midnight all weekend. 🥲" That sucks. ❤️ | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee You most certainly can. Ignore the village pervert 👆🏼 Dont put yourself down" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🖕🏼😎 | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛" Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee You most certainly can. Ignore the village pervert 👆🏼 Dont put yourself down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🖕🏼😎" Can u wash that before serving these lovely people🤭 | |||
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"Morning OP, morning all A lemon green tea with honey please. I got a sore throat and headache. " Coming right up beautiful. Please accept the complementary paracetamol 😘 | |||
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"Morning OP, morning all A lemon green tea with honey please. I got a sore throat and headache. " Hangover? | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?)" That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄 | |||
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"Coffee please with some bacon pancakes and syrup, yummy. Here you go. I may have taken a bite out of one of the pancakes. Excuse the dribble "No worries about it, however a bite for a bite? | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄" This place should be shut health hazard | |||
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"Coffee please with some bacon pancakes and syrup, yummy. Here you go. I may have taken a bite out of one of the pancakes. Excuse the dribble
No worries about it, however a bite for a bite? "Nibble. I meant nibble | |||
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"Working until midnight all weekend. 🥲 That sucks. ❤️" Hopefullly !! | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄" 🤣🤣🤣 Awww he deserves a second chance let him in | |||
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"Morning OP, morning all A lemon green tea with honey please. I got a sore throat and headache. Coming right up beautiful. Please accept the complementary paracetamol 😘" You're the best | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄 🤣🤣🤣 Awww he deserves a second chance let him in " Nooooo dont only just revovered | |||
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"Morning OP, morning all A lemon green tea with honey please. I got a sore throat and headache. Coming right up beautiful. Please accept the complementary paracetamol 😘 You're the best " 2nd best🤪🤪🤪 | |||
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"Cup o tea please medium strength. No sugar but milk . Cheers ma dears Can I interest Sir to a bit of morning crumpet? "Oh go on. Do love some crumpet. Twist my arm | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄 🤣🤣🤣 Awww he deserves a second chance let him in " Only if he promises to wash up and wear a ball gag 🙄 | |||
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"Does this cafe have a name ? Cafe Sin City Perhaps .. or Sausages and baps ? " Ohhhhh will have to think of a name for it 🤔 | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄 🤣🤣🤣 Awww he deserves a second chance let him in Only if he promises to wash up and wear a ball gag 🙄" More chance of you keeping your clothes on | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄 🤣🤣🤣 Awww he deserves a second chance let him in Only if he promises to wash up and wear a ball gag 🙄" 🤣 Sounds fair | |||
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"Morning OP, morning all A lemon green tea with honey please. I got a sore throat and headache. Hangover?" I wish, just the consequences for working so many hours in a stressing enviroment. My defenses are down. Double shift this weekend, thinking of quitting. Sorry, too much information. | |||
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"Morning OP, morning all A lemon green tea with honey please. I got a sore throat and headache. Hangover? I wish, just the consequences for working so many hours in a stressing enviroment. My defenses are down. Double shift this weekend, thinking of quitting. Sorry, too much information. " Deep breaths ooooosssaaahhhh relax before shift itll pass | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄 🤣🤣🤣 Awww he deserves a second chance let him in Only if he promises to wash up and wear a ball gag 🙄 More chance of you keeping your clothes on "You know you want to. You can be my naked glamourous assistant. With a ball gag | |||
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"Morning OP, morning all A lemon green tea with honey please. I got a sore throat and headache. Hangover? I wish, just the consequences for working so many hours in a stressing enviroment. My defenses are down. Double shift this weekend, thinking of quitting. Sorry, too much information. " Nah feel free to vent, it's that what coffee mornings are for? | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄 🤣🤣🤣 Awww he deserves a second chance let him in Only if he promises to wash up and wear a ball gag 🙄 More chance of you keeping your clothes on
You know you want to. You can be my naked glamourous assistant.
With a ball gag "Without gag thats for you you have a deal | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee You most certainly can. Ignore the village pervert 👆🏼" I'm use to the village pervert lol | |||
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"Morning OP, morning all A lemon green tea with honey please. I got a sore throat and headache. Hangover? I wish, just the consequences for working so many hours in a stressing enviroment. My defenses are down. Double shift this weekend, thinking of quitting. Sorry, too much information. " Vent/rant away If you're in a position where you can quit, do it. We work to live, not live to work 🫶🏼 | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee You most certainly can. Ignore the village pervert 👆🏼 I'm use to the village pervert lol" Oi you your supposed to be on my side | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee Or come back to mine she has a snotty nose "I can take her a box of tissues 🤧 | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee Or come back to mine she has a snotty nose
I can take her a box of tissues 🤧 "A.blanket would be better | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee Or come back to mine she has a snotty nose
I can take her a box of tissues 🤧 "I need tissues for my issues …. | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄 🤣🤣🤣 Awww he deserves a second chance let him in Only if he promises to wash up and wear a ball gag 🙄 More chance of you keeping your clothes on
You know you want to. You can be my naked glamourous assistant.
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Without gag thats for you you have a deal "Nope..gag or no deal. I have to talk to the lovely customers and dazzle them with my charm  | |||
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"Morning all, could I please have a coffee very strong and very milky. Like an albino wrestler please 🤣🤣 For you, anything. On it like a car bonnet ☕ 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Awww your the best, thanks very much 👍 (who's the village perv btw?) That wifelover. The dodgy git is banned but he keeps shouting through the doorway 🙄 🤣🤣🤣 Awww he deserves a second chance let him in Only if he promises to wash up and wear a ball gag 🙄 More chance of you keeping your clothes on
You know you want to. You can be my naked glamourous assistant.
With a ball gag
Without gag thats for you you have a deal
Nope..gag or no deal. I have to talk to the lovely customers and dazzle them with my charm "You talk full stop like the bunny with duracell batteries | |||
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"Can I please just have a strong black coffee Or come back to mine she has a snotty nose
I can take her a box of tissues 🤧
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"Good morning. A large tea for me please, milk no sugar. And I really fancy pancakes with bacon and maple syrup this morning." I'll get my glamourous assistant on it for you. Please excuse his ball gag | |||
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"Good morning. A large tea for me please, milk no sugar. And I really fancy pancakes with bacon and maple syrup this morning. I'll get my glamourous assistant on it for you. Please excuse his ball gag "At least you know he's not spitting in the food 🤣 | |||
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"Good morning. A large tea for me please, milk no sugar. And I really fancy pancakes with bacon and maple syrup this morning. I'll get my glamourous assistant on it for you. Please excuse his ball gag "Piss off no gag here | |||
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"Morning all ! Large cups of coffee to get me going , then shower change ! Then I think it's in the garage I go to mend a few things ! " Could you mend my battered and bruised ego ? 😂👍 | |||
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At least you know he's not spitting in the food 🤣"Keep a eye on her your have floaters | |||
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At least you know he's not spitting in the food 🤣"🤣🤣🤣🤣 He'd probably find a way. He's a wrong un | |||
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"Morning all ! Large cups of coffee to get me going , then shower change ! Then I think it's in the garage I go to mend a few things ! " Morning 😀 would you like a couple of gingernuts to dunk? | |||
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At least you know he's not spitting in the food 🤣
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"Good morning. A large tea for me please, milk no sugar. And I really fancy pancakes with bacon and maple syrup this morning. I'll get my glamourous assistant on it for you. Please excuse his ball gag "Cafe S&M it is then | |||
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"Coffee with oat milk And a bacon/hash brown and scrambled egg baguette please God I could just eat that myself 🤤🤤🤤" It tasted so nice I had it twice | |||
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At least you know he's not spitting in the food 🤣
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"Good morning. A large tea for me please, milk no sugar. And I really fancy pancakes with bacon and maple syrup this morning. I'll get my glamourous assistant on it for you. Please excuse his ball gag
At least you know he's not spitting in the food 🤣
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Says the hill has eyes extra
Love you too 🫶🏼"Yea i know😘😘😘 | |||
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"Greek yogurt and berries , now at work !! The joys "Ah a nice easy one. Coming right up | |||
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"Greek yogurt and berries , now at work !! The joys "Greek yoghurt me in 10days | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏" Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏 Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong " Yorkshire tea is nice. I always have mine in a cup and saucer. 🤗 | |||
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"Coffee & something sweet to enjoy as I perv&swerve 🙃🤜🤛🔥 The view is fiiiiiine today" Looking in the mirror? | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏 Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong Yorkshire tea is nice. I always have mine in a cup and saucer. 🤗" How very posh! The bigger the mug, the better for me! | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏 Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong Yorkshire tea is nice. I always have mine in a cup and saucer. 🤗 How very posh! The bigger the mug, the better for me!" Bugger! Corrected before I had a chance to say something potentially funny. 😄 | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏 Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong Yorkshire tea is nice. I always have mine in a cup and saucer. 🤗 How very posh! The bigger the mug, the better for me! Bugger! Corrected before I had a chance to say something potentially funny. 😄" Tbh yorky tea is the best | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏 Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong Yorkshire tea is nice. I always have mine in a cup and saucer. 🤗 How very posh! The bigger the mug, the better for me! Bugger! Corrected before I had a chance to say something potentially funny. 😄 Tbh yorky tea is the best" I also love Twinings Earl Grey, but not with breakfast. 😌 | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏 Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong Yorkshire tea is nice. I always have mine in a cup and saucer. 🤗 How very posh! The bigger the mug, the better for me! Bugger! Corrected before I had a chance to say something potentially funny. 😄 Tbh yorky tea is the best I also love Twinings Earl Grey, but not with breakfast. 😌" This is fact further back in my family the twinnings are related😱 | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏 Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong Yorkshire tea is nice. I always have mine in a cup and saucer. 🤗 How very posh! The bigger the mug, the better for me! Bugger! Corrected before I had a chance to say something potentially funny. 😄 Tbh yorky tea is the best I also love Twinings Earl Grey, but not with breakfast. 😌 This is fact further back in my family the twinnings are related😱" If you're heir to their fortune, and can get all the Earl Grey you like, I may have to marry you. If not, oh well... 🤷🏼♀️ | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏 Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong Yorkshire tea is nice. I always have mine in a cup and saucer. 🤗 How very posh! The bigger the mug, the better for me! Bugger! Corrected before I had a chance to say something potentially funny. 😄 Tbh yorky tea is the best I also love Twinings Earl Grey, but not with breakfast. 😌 This is fact further back in my family the twinnings are related😱 If you're heir to their fortune, and can get all the Earl Grey you like, I may have to marry you. If not, oh well... 🤷🏼♀️" Unfotunatley 2 brothers 1 started twinnings other was my side so nope nothing i earn my money | |||
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"Off to the pool, can anyone sneak me a beer, cos this hotel will not serve it!" Holiday choices, huh? You can have beer. You can have sun. You cannot have both. Next time just hire a sunbed and have them put it in your local - saves time and money.  | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏 Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong Yorkshire tea is nice. I always have mine in a cup and saucer. 🤗 How very posh! The bigger the mug, the better for me! Bugger! Corrected before I had a chance to say something potentially funny. 😄 Tbh yorky tea is the best I also love Twinings Earl Grey, but not with breakfast. 😌 This is fact further back in my family the twinnings are related😱 If you're heir to their fortune, and can get all the Earl Grey you like, I may have to marry you. If not, oh well... 🤷🏼♀️ Unfotunatley 2 brothers 1 started twinnings other was my side so nope nothing i earn my money "Alas! I'm afraid I cannot marry you. Well, you've either lost out terribly, or dodged a large organ-shredding bullet. Only the universe knows which. 😋 | |||
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"Bacon and eggs and a toasted muffin, with a cup of tea. 😁 I'm having a pamper day today. Have to look fresh and comely for tomorrow. 😏 Coming up lovely. Do you like builders tea? I love mine strong Yorkshire tea is nice. I always have mine in a cup and saucer. 🤗 How very posh! The bigger the mug, the better for me! Bugger! Corrected before I had a chance to say something potentially funny. 😄 Tbh yorky tea is the best I also love Twinings Earl Grey, but not with breakfast. 😌 This is fact further back in my family the twinnings are related😱 If you're heir to their fortune, and can get all the Earl Grey you like, I may have to marry you. If not, oh well... 🤷🏼♀️ Unfotunatley 2 brothers 1 started twinnings other was my side so nope nothing i earn my money
Alas! I'm afraid I cannot marry you.
Well, you've either lost out terribly, or dodged a large organ-shredding bullet. Only the universe knows which.
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"Off to the pool, can anyone sneak me a beer, cos this hotel will not serve it!" Does this look like a public house? Ok ok...I'll smuggle one in, just for you | |||
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"Tea please... Milk no sugar 👍 " On it | |||
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"Coffee please with some bacon pancakes and syrup, yummy. Here you go. I may have taken a bite out of one of the pancakes. Excuse the dribble
No worries about it, however a bite for a bite?
Nibble. I meant nibble "Haha still sounds fun to me ! | |||
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"Strong white tea please Mrs Wolves. No sugar, I'm too bitter to sweeten up " You're absolutely not. Coming right up handsome 😘 | |||
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"Coffee please with some bacon pancakes and syrup, yummy. Here you go. I may have taken a bite out of one of the pancakes. Excuse the dribble
No worries about it, however a bite for a bite?
Nibble. I meant nibble
Haha still sounds fun to me !"😈 | |||
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"Tea black 1 sugar please " Sure...fancy a hobnob with that? | |||
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"I take my coffee like i take my partners... Hot and with a side of cake. " I like your style ☕ 🍰 | |||
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"I'd love a smoothie - no kettle required. 🩷 Already been to a car show, going to do some gardening, nap and maybe bake a cake. Hope you've got a good one lined up, Wolves. " We have a family party later. Enjoy your day lovely .I wouldn't be baking in this heat 🥵 | |||
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"Right that’s the big shop done, so it might time for a mug of tea and a couple of biccies" One mug of tea and a selection of biscuits for you smiler  | |||
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"I take my coffee like i take my partners... Hot and with a side of cake. I like your style ☕ 🍰" 🥄 | |||
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"A nice cold pepsi max please. I've already been to Tesco and had my nails done. Time to start the washing " Pepsi with ice it is.
Thanks for visiting the kitchen today ☕ 🥤 🥓 🫖 🍺 | |||
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