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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

Isn't it strange how some noises are words, like meow and woof, and others aren't and there's no proper way of spelling them.

Anyway I'm going to type a noise. Person below guess it, and do your own noise if you want.

Ppffffflllllllrrrrrrrrrrssssssqqqqqqrrrrrrrrrttttttttttsssshhhh

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

Did you remove the tape from a delivery?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Isn't it strange how some noises are words, like meow and woof, and others aren't and there's no proper way of spelling them.

Anyway I'm going to type a noise. Person below guess it, and do your own noise if you want.

Ppffffflllllllrrrrrrrrrrssssssqqqqqqrrrrrrrrrttttttttttsssshhhh"

Have you just shit yourself, OP?

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Isn't it strange how some noises are words, like meow and woof, and others aren't and there's no proper way of spelling them.

Anyway I'm going to type a noise. Person below guess it, and do your own noise if you want.

Ppffffflllllllrrrrrrrrrrssssssqqqqqqrrrrrrrrrttttttttttsssshhhh

Have you just shit yourself, OP?"

Yes, it was a wet fart. Someone else's turn

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

Onomatopoeia?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Ggggollllummmmmmgolllummmmmspifflegollummmmm

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Ggggollllummmmmmgolllummmmmspifflegollummmmm"

Cleaning your teeth with an electric toothbrush and swallowing some toothpaste

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ggggollllummmmmmgolllummmmmspifflegollummmmm"

Gollum lotr

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Ggggollllummmmmmgolllummmmmspifflegollummmmm

Cleaning your teeth with an electric toothbrush and swallowing some toothpaste "

Ah you got the swallowing part right

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By *asoMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield

I’m staying out of it

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Huuuuuuurrrrrrnnnngggggg!!!... Ahhhh aaaaahhh!!!

Oh god thank you lord!! 🙏

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Huuuuuuurrrrrrnnnngggggg!!!... Ahhhh aaaaahhh!!!

Oh god thank you lord!! 🙏"

Post constipation relief noise?

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Ggggollllummmmmmgolllummmmmspifflegollummmmm

Cleaning your teeth with an electric toothbrush and swallowing some toothpaste

Ah you got the swallowing part right "

👀

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Huuuuuuurrrrrrnnnngggggg!!!... Ahhhh aaaaahhh!!!

Oh god thank you lord!! 🙏

Post constipation relief noise? "

Got it in one... I see you've been here as well 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Ggggollllummmmmmgolllummmmmspifflegollummmmm

Cleaning your teeth with an electric toothbrush and swallowing some toothpaste

Ah you got the swallowing part right

👀 "

Gargling mouthwash and swallowing some by accident. You were close

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

Pssspsssspssspsssppss

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Pssspsssspssspsssppss"

The noise people make when they are trying to attract cats

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Isn't it strange how some noises are words, like meow and woof, and others aren't and there's no proper way of spelling them.

Anyway I'm going to type a noise. Person below guess it, and do your own noise if you want.

Ppffffflllllllrrrrrrrrrrssssssqqqqqqrrrrrrrrrttttttttttsssshhhh

Have you just shit yourself, OP?

Yes, it was a wet fart. Someone else's turn"

I don't know whether to feel proud or embarrassed

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Pssspsssspssspsssppss"

Hairspray or deodorant?

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Pssspsssspssspsssppss

Hairspray or deodorant?"

Surely that's tschhh tschhh tschhh

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Pssspsssspssspsssppss

Hairspray or deodorant?"

Nope 🙊

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Pssspsssspssspsssppss

The noise people make when they are trying to attract cats"

Correct.

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh"

Opening a can

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

Opening a can"

No but similar end result

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

Opening a can

No but similar end result "

Opening a medicine bottle

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

Opening a can

No but similar end result

Opening a medicine bottle "

Nope, getting further away

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Onomatopoeia?"

Looked this up, and exactly this. If I could go back a couple of hours with the knowledge I have now I'd have named the thread that 😊

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

Opening a can

No but similar end result

Opening a medicine bottle

Nope, getting further away "

Spray paint

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

Opening a can

No but similar end result

Opening a medicine bottle

Nope, getting further away

Spray paint "

Nope, miles away

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By *itty FelouWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle

Chh chhhh chhh pspspsps pspsps pspsps chh chh chh psps pspspsps......

It is internationally spoken wherever you go in the world.....

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

Opening a can

No but similar end result "

Opening a bottle of beer(over beverages are available)

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

Opening a can

No but similar end result

Opening a bottle of beer(over beverages are available)"

Or a coffee machine?

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Onomatopoeia?

Looked this up, and exactly this. If I could go back a couple of hours with the knowledge I have now I'd have named the thread that 😊 "

🤣🤣👍

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

Opening a can

No but similar end result

Opening a bottle of beer(over beverages are available)

Or a coffee machine? "

AHH yeah, this makes more sense

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

Opening a can

No but similar end result

Opening a bottle of beer(over beverages are available)"

Winner - It was opening a bottle with a metal top

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Clkclkclktschhhhhhhhhhhbhhh

Opening a can

No but similar end result

Opening a bottle of beer(over beverages are available)

Or a coffee machine?

AHH yeah, this makes more sense"

I'm going to have to listen to my coffee machine

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Chh chhhh chhh pspspsps pspsps pspsps chh chh chh psps pspspsps......

It is internationally spoken wherever you go in the world....."

The noise you make when someone puts really cold suntan cream on you

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By *itty FelouWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Chh chhhh chhh pspspsps pspsps pspsps chh chh chh psps pspspsps......

It is internationally spoken wherever you go in the world.....

The noise you make when someone puts really cold suntan cream on you "

Get in the bin Ronin! You know what it is exactly! Although please describe the noise of the cold suncream being squirted from the bottle! 😂

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Chh chhhh chhh pspspsps pspsps pspsps chh chh chh psps pspspsps......

It is internationally spoken wherever you go in the world.....

The noise you make when someone puts really cold suntan cream on you

Get in the bin Ronin! You know what it is exactly! Although please describe the noise of the cold suncream being squirted from the bottle! 😂"

Is it a big lip smacking kiss?

Cold suncream being squirted from the bottle would be sklrp sklrp followed by ahhh aahhh aaah as it hits the skin

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Phllllllllbrrrbllpfft

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Phllllllllbrrrbllpfft "

A fart that you think is going to be really loud but just makes a really small noise?

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!"

I'm going to guess it isn't Busta Rhymes. Maybe a steam mop?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Phllllllllbrrrbllpfft

A fart that you think is going to be really loud but just makes a really small noise? "

Close ...

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London


"WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!

I'm going to guess it isn't Busta Rhymes. Maybe a steam mop? "

Are you testing the sound quality in a cinema to find the best seat?

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Phllllllllbrrrbllpfft

A fart that you think is going to be really loud but just makes a really small noise?

Close ..."

A fanny fart?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Phllllllllbrrrbllpfft

A fart that you think is going to be really loud but just makes a really small noise?

Close ...

A fanny fart? "

Yes!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West


"WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!

I'm going to guess it isn't Busta Rhymes. Maybe a steam mop? "

It’s pretty niche. 🦒💀🪦

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!

I'm going to guess it isn't Busta Rhymes. Maybe a steam mop?

It’s pretty niche. 🦒💀🪦"

Some specific kind of vibrator?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London


"WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!

I'm going to guess it isn't Busta Rhymes. Maybe a steam mop?

It’s pretty niche. 🦒💀🪦

Some specific kind of vibrator? "

Giraffe skull gravestone?

Burying a dead giraffe?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West


"WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!

I'm going to guess it isn't Busta Rhymes. Maybe a steam mop?

It’s pretty niche. 🦒💀🪦

Some specific kind of vibrator?

Giraffe skull gravestone?

Burying a dead giraffe?"

Why yes, it’s the sound of a dying giraffe. IYKYK and clearly no one else knows 🤣

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!

I'm going to guess it isn't Busta Rhymes. Maybe a steam mop?

It’s pretty niche. 🦒💀🪦

Some specific kind of vibrator?

Giraffe skull gravestone?

Burying a dead giraffe?

Why yes, it’s the sound of a dying giraffe. IYKYK and clearly no one else knows 🤣"

That's from the South Park film. I must rewatch that

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"WUUUUUaahhh! WUUUaaaaaaahhhhh!

I'm going to guess it isn't Busta Rhymes. Maybe a steam mop?

It’s pretty niche. 🦒💀🪦

Some specific kind of vibrator?

Giraffe skull gravestone?

Burying a dead giraffe?

Why yes, it’s the sound of a dying giraffe. IYKYK and clearly no one else knows 🤣"

"Hey it sounds like a giraffe is dying over there"

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

Yes, Ronin and Perky Pumpkin! I don’t feel quite so isolated in my cultural references 🤣

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By *onin25 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Yes, Ronin and Perky Pumpkin! I don’t feel quite so isolated in my cultural references 🤣"

I'd type out the brown noise but I'm worried what might happen

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