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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

The “swingers legs” is open

So take your seat in the pub, on the patio or take a table by the river

Place your food order, drinks order, and give the dj a choon or two

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Double GnT please

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Double GnT please "

Absolutely, take a seat and I’ll send a bunny girl over with your drinks

And yes I’ve got topless male waiters for the ladies

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By *actile TensionMan
3 weeks ago

Sussex

Mild cider meaty sandwich

Sickick - Dick

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By *bby_of_the_shireTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Ashby

Bitter lemon with straw as im fancy.

Cheese & Pickle toasty

Ready salted crisps.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Bitter lemon with straw as im fancy.

Cheese & Pickle toasty

Ready salted crisps.

"

On it as we speak, I’ll throw in a cocktail umbrella

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By *awtybikerMan
3 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

Pint of pale ale, a pork pie, and let’s stick some AC/DC on the jukebox because we can

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Mild cider meaty sandwich

Sickick - Dick"

Stowfords ok ?

Steak po’ boy on the griddle

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By *didasmanukMan
3 weeks ago

Staines

Have you seen those converted pubs to air BnB on cheeky trip have tried to organise a weekend/week trip but they hold 20 with 10 bedrooms normally & it's hard work organising a trip with strangers nice thought though

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Double GnT please

Absolutely, take a seat and I’ll send a bunny girl over with your drinks "

I hope she’s not expecting a.. erm.. tip

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By *actile TensionMan
3 weeks ago

Sussex


"Mild cider meaty sandwich

Sickick - Dick

Stowfords ok ?

Steak po’ boy on the griddle "

Fantastic 👌🏻

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Pint of pale ale, a pork pie, and let’s stick some AC/DC on the jukebox because we can"

One ac/dc of your choice ready to go, drink and snack ready to go

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire

Oooh G&T, loads of ice please

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Mild cider meaty sandwich

Sickick - Dick

Stowfords ok ?

Steak po’ boy on the griddle

Fantastic 👌🏻"

We aim to please

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Oooh G&T, loads of ice please "

Monkey 47 Dry Gin and T being prepared as we speak

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By *bby_of_the_shireTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Ashby


"Bitter lemon with straw as im fancy.

Cheese & Pickle toasty

Ready salted crisps.

On it as we speak, I’ll throw in a cocktail umbrella "

Oooo! Thank you!

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Bitter lemon with straw as im fancy.

Cheese & Pickle toasty

Ready salted crisps.

On it as we speak, I’ll throw in a cocktail umbrella

Oooo! Thank you! "

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
3 weeks ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ll have a pint, and another one.

Plus cheesy garlic chips, and ‘Peaches’ by The Str@nglers, please?

And hurry up. I’m thirsty.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"I’ll have a pint, and another one.

Plus cheesy garlic chips, and ‘Peaches’ by The Str@nglers, please?

And hurry up. I’m thirsty. "

A pint of my choice or yours

Food time 7 minutes

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By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.


"Pint of pale ale, a pork pie, and let’s stick some AC/DC on the jukebox because we can"

Make that 2 please, and some pork scratchings. Mind if I join you mate?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Two more GnT’s if you please

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire

Is the bar man having a siesta?

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By *awtybikerMan
3 weeks ago

Barnoldswick


"Pint of pale ale, a pork pie, and let’s stick some AC/DC on the jukebox because we can

Make that 2 please, and some pork scratchings. Mind if I join you mate?

"

Not at all, the more the merrier 😈

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Is the bar man having a siesta? "

Probably

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

Bathtub gin and tonic pls!

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire

It’s been a while since I’ve been on the other side of a bar but I could rustle up a few g&t’s in his absence

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"It’s been a while since I’ve been on the other side of a bar but I could rustle up a few g&t’s in his absence "

And what are the customers going to drink? 🤔

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire


"It’s been a while since I’ve been on the other side of a bar but I could rustle up a few g&t’s in his absence

And what are the customers going to drink? 🤔 "

🤣🤣 cheeky, I’m sure they can fend for themselves

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

A large glass of freezing cold rose wine please. God it's muggy today 🥵

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"A large glass of freezing cold rose wine please. God it's muggy today 🥵 "

It’s disgusting yes

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"It’s been a while since I’ve been on the other side of a bar but I could rustle up a few g&t’s in his absence

And what are the customers going to drink? 🤔

🤣🤣 cheeky, I’m sure they can fend for themselves "

Just slyly pass me a bottle of gin

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"A large glass of freezing cold rose wine please. God it's muggy today 🥵

It’s disgusting yes "

I imagine it's probably worse down where you are too 😅

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"A large glass of freezing cold rose wine please. God it's muggy today 🥵

It’s disgusting yes

I imagine it's probably worse down where you are too 😅

"

24 Celsius

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"A large glass of freezing cold rose wine please. God it's muggy today 🥵

It’s disgusting yes

I imagine it's probably worse down where you are too 😅

24 Celsius "

It's 27 in my bit of Manchester 😖 I'm not built for anything over 20 😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"A large glass of freezing cold rose wine please. God it's muggy today 🥵

It’s disgusting yes

I imagine it's probably worse down where you are too 😅

24 Celsius

It's 27 in my bit of Manchester 😖 I'm not built for anything over 20 😂 "

I don’t believe it’s 24, feels worse than that

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
3 weeks ago

hexham


"The “swingers legs” is open

So take your seat in the pub, on the patio or take a table by the river

Place your food order, drinks order, and give the dj a choon or two "

I can’t remember which brewery makes it. But!

I was in the Crown Pasada in Newcastle a few months ago and they had on a draughty milk stout that was 10%. It tasted bloody gorgeous

So if you can get a hold of that, I will have a pint please

Or should that be two halves?

No sod that get me a pint

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