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By *ighty-maus85 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

WATFORD

So I level up to 41 tomorrow! What perks do I unlock? So far it's a slight backache and tiredness

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
3 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Wisdom.

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By *oodmessMan
3 weeks ago

yumsville

Better eyesight when you squint

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
3 weeks ago

Hampshire

Time moves slightly more quickly but you lose 5% of short term memories

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

Surrey

The upgrade is worth it, not much better than the one last year.

Vision impairs by 2%

Horniness increases by 5%

Prospects of getting replies from messages on fab decreases by 10%

I wouldnt download it if i was you and keep to the 40 you were for the whole of last year with no issues.

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By *oodmessMan
3 weeks ago

yumsville

Being able to catch things one handed (like in the cool days), is replaced with 'why didn't you tell me you were chucking something, *groan.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 weeks ago

South Wales

Reading glasses

Longer hangovers! Xx 😄

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Walking into a room and forgetting what you walked in there for

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By *tlanshiaWoman
3 weeks ago

Chatham

Usually new pokeballs and an incubator for eggs lol

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester


"Better eyesight when you squint "

And when you hold your phone at arms length 😉

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Making a noise as you sit down in a comfy chair

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

A bus pass! Or is that a bit further down the line?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

Taking stuff to the recycling tip is better than sex.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Taking stuff to the recycling tip is better than sex."

For an interesting combo, try sex AT the recycling tip. 🌈

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds


"Taking stuff to the recycling tip is better than sex.

For an interesting combo, try sex AT the recycling tip. 🌈"

So skip level?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Taking stuff to the recycling tip is better than sex.

For an interesting combo, try sex AT the recycling tip. 🌈

So skip level? "

Rather skip the trip.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

You no longer understand anyone under 25. The slang sounds like a language you've never heard before.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

Your radar fur bullshit increases but your tolerance of it decreases.

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 weeks ago

London

Ah, I'm sorry. You actually start declining a level each year after 40. Chin up!

📉

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Only 9 years to go till your over 50s plan!

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By *atteLover82Man
3 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

I'll be levelling up to 44 on Sunday 🤣

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Happy birthday 🎂🎈 ou

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By *roublemaker2Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester

I would love to feel 25 again but they normally tell me to piss off

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

55 I’m acing it well happy.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

A pouch of unlimited holding.

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By *ighty-maus85 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

WATFORD

Tha KS for the messages/condolences today's plan is to do a little gaming and watch the final of "The boys" with some stretching in-between...iykyk

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By *iking_on_a_bikeMan
3 weeks ago

marlborough

You get the new ability to injure yourself jn your sleep and waking without a fucking clue how you’ve actually incurred a major trauma just from going to bed.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 weeks ago

South Wales

Always feeling just a little tired xx 😄

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By *ighty-maus85 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

WATFORD

This is so bloody true

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