FabSwingers.com forum: Clowns

By *reyToTheFairies OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I always used to find clowns a bit creepy. I blame watching "It" when I was far too young.

However, my gorgeous ClownDomme friend has asked about doing a shoot together and I've invested in some white foundation and bright colours, which I'm trialling tonight so I can see how it stays and how complicated it is.

The answer is very complicated. For someone who has never worn anything more than lipstick and maybe mascara twice a decade or so. I definitely need to do some clown makeup technique research.

But. Basic as it is right now. I like it.

I'd bang me as a clown.

How do other people feel about clown sex?

And can I bring my rubber mallet and bicycle horn? 💜

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

I think clowns use stage paint rather than foundation.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

See if you can get Oshiroi. It's what (Japanese) geisha women wear.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

I think the kissing would appeal to me in regards to 'Clown Sex' — all the zinc white make up smearing on my face and...phallus.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"See if you can get Oshiroi. It's what (Japanese) geisha women wear."

A geisha clown beat would be amazing

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

No to the clown sex.

I do recommend finding really good setting powder for on top of the white base though. It'll stop it shifting and becoming patchy.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

Dior do good setting powder.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"No to the clown sex.

I do recommend finding really good setting powder for on top of the white base though. It'll stop it shifting and becoming patchy. "

Set underneath. Powder over primer then foundation, setting spray. Sets without the powdery look. And stays in place better than top setting.

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By *reyToTheFairies OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh my skin can't handle grease paint, I have to get the sheer white foundation and hope I don't have a reaction 😅

So I have a good foundation and setting powder. I know all the basic makeup rules even if I've never really practiced them.

I just don't understand how to draw a clown face in a way that works with my facial structure 💜

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

"No to the clown sex.

I do recommend finding really good setting powder for on top of the white base though. It'll stop it shifting and becoming patchy.

Set underneath. Powder over primer then foundation, setting spray. Sets without the powdery look. And stays in place better than top setting."

I thought this would cause pilling? Would this work on full glam too or just used for something more dramatic like this?

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

Love it. Can't beat a night with that amazing clussy 😍🥵💦

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"No to the clown sex.

I do recommend finding really good setting powder for on top of the white base though. It'll stop it shifting and becoming patchy.

Set underneath. Powder over primer then foundation, setting spray. Sets without the powdery look. And stays in place better than top setting.

I thought this would cause pilling? Would this work on full glam too or just used for something more dramatic like this? "

I’ve not found it to cause any pilling but I do buff my foundation. Mind you, I have adapted to my age and when I was younger I did tend to top set.

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By *reyToTheFairies OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Love it. Can't beat a night with that amazing clussy 😍🥵💦"

I always loved insane clown pussy because it was fun rather than hot.

But this is hot yo 💜

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

"No to the clown sex.

I do recommend finding really good setting powder for on top of the white base though. It'll stop it shifting and becoming patchy.

Set underneath. Powder over primer then foundation, setting spray. Sets without the powdery look. And stays in place better than top setting.

I thought this would cause pilling? Would this work on full glam too or just used for something more dramatic like this?

I’ve not found it to cause any pilling but I do buff my foundation. Mind you, I have adapted to my age and when I was younger I did tend to top set. "

Great! Thanks. I'll give it a go and see how it turns out.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

Never done it before. Curious about it now though. If I squeeze your boobs do they honk? And if they honk, does each boob have its own unique sound? Will there be boobie traps?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

What sort of clown look are you going for? I can imagine you more as an ethereal dreamy clown than a bright clown. I’m not expressing it very well but my brain is painting good pictures

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"What sort of clown look are you going for? I can imagine you more as an ethereal dreamy clown than a bright clown. I’m not expressing it very well but my brain is painting good pictures"

In my head I see Natalie Portman as Queen Amidala. They sort of geisha inspired look. Stunning stunning stunning.

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

Replicating something like 'IT' is fairly easy. I think it would suit most face shapes.

I dressed up as him for halloween and I have a picture of my face if you needed some inspo.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

"Never done it before. Curious about it now though. If I squeeze your boobs do they honk? And if they honk, does each boob have its own unique sound? Will there be boobie traps?"

Now I can’t get that image out of my head

Parp! PARP!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

One of my neighbours has a phobia about clowns, so I'm considering dressing up as a clown and walking up to their ring doorbell one night

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

Have a listen to horror clowns are dickheads by half man half biscuit.

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By *reyToTheFairies OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"What sort of clown look are you going for? I can imagine you more as an ethereal dreamy clown than a bright clown. I’m not expressing it very well but my brain is painting good pictures"

You know, I have no idea.

Well, no, I know how I want it to feel like it looks, but the complete lack of a visual brain means I can't translate it at all because I don't think I've seen what I want 😅

I'm leaning towards greens and purples for the palett. Said ClownDomme friend does both exquisite black and white pin-up-esque and neon nightmare versions, both of which are amazing, but not quite what I want 💜

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By *uke_silverMan
3 weeks ago

London

That's a no from me, clowns are creepy.

I think Ronald McDonald statues contributed to my childhood health! 🤡

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