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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North

I’m just updating my spreadsheet. Thank you

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Maybes

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By *.hrisMan
3 weeks ago

Bath

It's a no from me

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

I’ll pass on this one. So not ‘in’

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
3 weeks ago

stockport

Crude

Unintelligent post

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By *ornyguy666Man
3 weeks ago

Nottingham

No way

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"Crude

Unintelligent post"

^^ Not a fan of spreadsheets I see ^^

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Crude

Unintelligent post"

Do you think so? I thought it quite elegantly phrased, to the point, granted, but with eloquence.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Crude

Unintelligent post

^^ Not a fan of spreadsheets I see ^^"

we know why it’s called a spreadshit, don’t we?

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By *atiekisskissWoman
3 weeks ago

London


"Crude

Unintelligent post"

Like so many others unfortunately

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Out

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"Crude

Unintelligent post

Like so many others unfortunately "

^^ not a fan of excel ^^

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"Crude

Unintelligent post"

No. Stop it. It's funny 😐

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

Thanks but I'm out

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

Looks like you’re gonna have to reuse that old flaccid carrot again, Rex. No takers.

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"Crude

Unintelligent post

No. Stop it. It's funny 😐"

Awww

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By *akamineMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Depends on the formula you are using on excel. A few tequilas and I go from spreadsheets to Spreadcheeks lol

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"I’m just updating my spreadsheet. Thank you "

Spread your cheeks for my sheet

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"I’m just updating my spreadsheet. Thank you

Spread your cheeks for my sheet "

Layout, draw, centre, insert, merge, paste

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By *gent CoulsonMan
3 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

⛔️

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By *ickshawedCouple
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I use bleach and a brush in mine

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By *partharmonyCouple
3 weeks ago

Tonbridge

I haven't been to that pub for ages. I should probably go up The Shitter and see if the old crowd is still there.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

You do, Rex.

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By *verageHoesCouple
3 weeks ago

Bessacarr

Me🙋‍♀️

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol

I really wish I did, it looks like so much fun...

But the reality is, it fucking hurts

And I'm worried I'm about to park a turd on some poor man's knob

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
3 weeks ago

Troublesville

Not very often… only when the sun is shining!

Well hot diggerty! Would you look at that yellow ball in the sky!!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I really wish I did, it looks like so much fun...

But the reality is, it fucking hurts

And I'm worried I'm about to park a turd on some poor man's knob "

Pøppers, lube and a douche bulb are your friends.

Well, maybe they're my friends...

Whatever.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I really wish I did, it looks like so much fun...

But the reality is, it fucking hurts

And I'm worried I'm about to park a turd on some poor man's knob

Pøppers, lube and a douche bulb are your friends.

Well, maybe they're my friends...

Whatever. "

Oh really? Cause I've been letting guy shove it up my dry undouched butthole 😂

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I really wish I did, it looks like so much fun...

But the reality is, it fucking hurts

And I'm worried I'm about to park a turd on some poor man's knob

Pøppers, lube and a douche bulb are your friends.

Well, maybe they're my friends...

Whatever.

Oh really? Cause I've been letting guy shove it up my dry undouched butthole 😂"

Okay, okay, it's not your first rodeo... ☺️

...or in fact any rodeo. 😝

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I really wish I did, it looks like so much fun...

But the reality is, it fucking hurts

And I'm worried I'm about to park a turd on some poor man's knob

Pøppers, lube and a douche bulb are your friends.

Well, maybe they're my friends...

Whatever.

Oh really? Cause I've been letting guy shove it up my dry undouched butthole 😂

Okay, okay, it's not your first rodeo... ☺️

...or in fact any rodeo. 😝"

Maybe I just need a better lover xxx

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I really wish I did, it looks like so much fun...

But the reality is, it fucking hurts

And I'm worried I'm about to park a turd on some poor man's knob

Pøppers, lube and a douche bulb are your friends.

Well, maybe they're my friends...

Whatever.

Oh really? Cause I've been letting guy shove it up my dry undouched butthole 😂

Okay, okay, it's not your first rodeo... ☺️

...or in fact any rodeo. 😝"

The guy was likely the problem. You need someone slow and patient to build you up. So many guys think they can just ram it in

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By *oppet22TV/TS
3 weeks ago

huddersfield

Me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I really wish I did, it looks like so much fun...

But the reality is, it fucking hurts

And I'm worried I'm about to park a turd on some poor man's knob

Pøppers, lube and a douche bulb are your friends.

Well, maybe they're my friends...

Whatever.

Oh really? Cause I've been letting guy shove it up my dry undouched butthole 😂

Okay, okay, it's not your first rodeo... ☺️

...or in fact any rodeo. 😝

The guy was likely the problem. You need someone slow and patient to build you up. So many guys think they can just ram it in "

😬😰

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I really wish I did, it looks like so much fun...

But the reality is, it fucking hurts

And I'm worried I'm about to park a turd on some poor man's knob

Pøppers, lube and a douche bulb are your friends.

Well, maybe they're my friends...

Whatever.

Oh really? Cause I've been letting guy shove it up my dry undouched butthole 😂

Okay, okay, it's not your first rodeo... ☺️

...or in fact any rodeo. 😝

Maybe I just need a better lover xxx"

There must be some sort of web-based meeting thingy where you could chat to guys and maybe choose one that seems nice... maybe there's a gap in the market. 🤔

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I really wish I did, it looks like so much fun...

But the reality is, it fucking hurts

And I'm worried I'm about to park a turd on some poor man's knob

Pøppers, lube and a douche bulb are your friends.

Well, maybe they're my friends...

Whatever.

Oh really? Cause I've been letting guy shove it up my dry undouched butthole 😂

Okay, okay, it's not your first rodeo... ☺️

...or in fact any rodeo. 😝

Maybe I just need a better lover xxx

There must be some sort of web-based meeting thingy where you could chat to guys and maybe choose one that seems nice... maybe there's a gap in the market. 🤔"

Like some sort of Swinging site for Fab encounters? x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"I’m just updating my spreadsheet. Thank you

Spread your cheeks for my sheet "

Rex. Tell me honestly. Have you been being Crude and Unintelligent ?

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By *rincess_Peach1992Woman
3 weeks ago

Torfaen

Its a no from me

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By *obynsissyglaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Indeed

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I really wish I did, it looks like so much fun...

But the reality is, it fucking hurts

And I'm worried I'm about to park a turd on some poor man's knob

Pøppers, lube and a douche bulb are your friends.

Well, maybe they're my friends...

Whatever.

Oh really? Cause I've been letting guy shove it up my dry undouched butthole 😂

Okay, okay, it's not your first rodeo... ☺️

...or in fact any rodeo. 😝

Maybe I just need a better lover xxx

There must be some sort of web-based meeting thingy where you could chat to guys and maybe choose one that seems nice... maybe there's a gap in the market. 🤔

Like some sort of Swinging site for Fab encounters? x"

That's the one. Now where could we find something like that? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *rLucky777Man
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Ya mum

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