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Who has the biggest vag on here?

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North

You know, the Big Harold equivalent of the ‘ladies’

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

I KNOW!!….I know…..i know….

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Length or girth? Or all round circumference

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

Do we need to measure with the communal fab cucumber?

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"Length or girth? Or all round circumference "

Big Harold vagisisis for god sake

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"I KNOW!!….I know…..i know…."

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"Do we need to measure with the communal fab cucumber?"

If you can fit all of Big H then you’re my girl

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By *outhLondonSmileMan
3 weeks ago

London

“Banana for scale”

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

If a lady posts ‘me’, I’ll dive in.

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London

I've got a huge marrow...

...bet my veg is the biggest. Hang on we talking about the same thing here?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Me😎

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By * L RipleyWoman
3 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"Do we need to measure with the communal fab cucumber?"

Maybe a butternut squash?

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By *.hrisMan
3 weeks ago

Bath


"Length or girth? Or all round circumference "

Girth I reckon!

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Do we need to measure with the communal fab cucumber?

Maybe a butternut squash?"

I bet my marrow's bigger than your

butternut squash...

If yours is bigger, I suck your left tit, if mine's is bigger I suck your right tit. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

I can fit a watermelon in mine. Ann I the winner and what's the prize?

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By *itty FelouWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle


"You know, the Big Harold equivalent of the ‘ladies’ "

You are a bloody sod Rex! 😘 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I much prefer a Lady with a huge Vagina personally

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I can fit a watermelon in mine. Ann I the winner and what's the prize?"

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"If a lady posts ‘me’, I’ll dive in. "

Wear a plank across your back ‘just in case’

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"Me😎"

Can I see it please?

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"I can fit a watermelon in mine. Ann I the winner and what's the prize?"

Photo or it didn’t happen

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"You know, the Big Harold equivalent of the ‘ladies’

You are a bloody sod Rex! 😘 😂"

I’m not talking about yours

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Me😎

Can I see it please? "

You should be able to see it from there

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"Me😎

Can I see it please?

You should be able to see it from there "

That’s it??

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Anyone thats been with big H

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By *itty FelouWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle


"You know, the Big Harold equivalent of the ‘ladies’

You are a bloody sod Rex! 😘 😂

I’m not talking about yours "

You are always so genteel with me Rex! x

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
3 weeks ago

North Somerset

I know someone who's had 5 pool balls, a foot and two friends holding hands in hers. 🤷‍♂️

*not all at the same time, obvs.....😂😂

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I know someone who's had 5 pool balls, a foot and two friends holding hands in hers. 🤷‍♂️

*not all at the same time, obvs.....😂😂"

That's gotta be in the running for winner 🏆

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

There are a few massive cun...who no wait you said who has..not who is 🤣🤣

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By *oleposition83Man
3 weeks ago

Kingston upon Hull

I'm curious if this is a compliment or not?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol

I remember years ago my friends and I watching a video of a bald man inserting his entire head up a ladies vag...

Ah, youth 🤣

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"There are a few massive cun...who no wait you said who has..not who is 🤣🤣"

🤣🫢

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

I don't really like to gloat, but.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I don't want to show off or anything but ...... there's a reason you can't see my yoga ball

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

Are we talking about depth? Elasticity? Stretch per inch ratio?

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I remember years ago my friends and I watching a video of a bald man inserting his entire head up a ladies vag...

Ah, youth 🤣 "

Wow. I’ve had babies come out. I’m not putting a whole adult head up! 🤢

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London


"I remember years ago my friends and I watching a video of a bald man inserting his entire head up a ladies vag...

Ah, youth 🤣

Wow. I’ve had babies come out. I’m not putting a whole adult head up! 🤢 "

I also remember this video. Do not watch.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

I think the ‘watermelon’ might be a grape in disguise.

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By *nmyknees69Man
3 weeks ago

Rushden


"You know, the Big Harold equivalent of the ‘ladies’ "

I love eating a wet cunt but any woman that thinks opening her legs for likes is sexy is beyond me.

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
3 weeks ago

North Somerset


"I know someone who's had 5 pool balls, a foot and two friends holding hands in hers. 🤷‍♂️

*not all at the same time, obvs.....😂😂"

Are you calling me a bucket!

Rude ha ha ha

Tits

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

How many Sky remotes can someone fit up there?

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"Do we need to measure with the communal fab cucumber?

Maybe a butternut squash?"

Fuck it, go for the watermelon instead

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

Rex! HELP!!! I forgot the plank!

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North


"Rex! HELP!!! I forgot the plank! "

Did you forget your rescue harness??

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By *oodmessMan
3 weeks ago

yumsville


"I remember years ago my friends and I watching a video of a bald man inserting his entire head up a ladies vag...

Ah, youth 🤣

Wow. I’ve had babies come out. I’m not putting a whole adult head up! 🤢

I also remember this video. Do not watch."

So as everyone can sleep better - it was a prosthetic, where the woman was sat and after a camera change some kind of ruberised pussy had a bloke stuff his head in while she oooohed at it (not that I watched it much)

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I remember years ago my friends and I watching a video of a bald man inserting his entire head up a ladies vag...

Ah, youth 🤣

Wow. I’ve had babies come out. I’m not putting a whole adult head up! 🤢

I also remember this video. Do not watch.

So as everyone can sleep better - it was a prosthetic, where the woman was sat and after a camera change some kind of ruberised pussy had a bloke stuff his head in while she oooohed at it (not that I watched it much) "

Thank goodness!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I remember years ago my friends and I watching a video of a bald man inserting his entire head up a ladies vag...

Ah, youth 🤣

Wow. I’ve had babies come out. I’m not putting a whole adult head up! 🤢

I also remember this video. Do not watch.

So as everyone can sleep better - it was a prosthetic, where the woman was sat and after a camera change some kind of ruberised pussy had a bloke stuff his head in while she oooohed at it (not that I watched it much) "

I just did a quick search. There's a vid on the regular sites and I think you're right it is prosthetic.

But it's not the vid I remember.

The dream is still alive

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By *oodmessMan
3 weeks ago

yumsville


"I remember years ago my friends and I watching a video of a bald man inserting his entire head up a ladies vag...

Ah, youth 🤣

Wow. I’ve had babies come out. I’m not putting a whole adult head up! 🤢

I also remember this video. Do not watch.

So as everyone can sleep better - it was a prosthetic, where the woman was sat and after a camera change some kind of ruberised pussy had a bloke stuff his head in while she oooohed at it (not that I watched it much)

I just did a quick search. There's a vid on the regular sites and I think you're right it is prosthetic.

But it's not the vid I remember.

The dream is still alive "

Oh dear... here's me thinking I've solved a historic puzzle and nope someone did actually manage to nuzzle a head up?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London


"I remember years ago my friends and I watching a video of a bald man inserting his entire head up a ladies vag...

Ah, youth 🤣

Wow. I’ve had babies come out. I’m not putting a whole adult head up! 🤢

I also remember this video. Do not watch.

So as everyone can sleep better - it was a prosthetic, where the woman was sat and after a camera change some kind of ruberised pussy had a bloke stuff his head in while she oooohed at it (not that I watched it much)

I just did a quick search. There's a vid on the regular sites and I think you're right it is prosthetic.

But it's not the vid I remember.

The dream is still alive

Oh dear... here's me thinking I've solved a historic puzzle and nope someone did actually manage to nuzzle a head up? "

I remember lots of lube for both of them. 👀🤯

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By *ornucopiaMan
3 weeks ago

Bexley

There was a young lady who took a horse...

...She's dead, of course!

(With apologies to Burl Ives)

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By *MasterBlaster.Man
3 weeks ago

North East

I have a prize winning turnip...

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London


"I remember years ago my friends and I watching a video of a bald man inserting his entire head up a ladies vag...

Ah, youth 🤣

Wow. I’ve had babies come out. I’m not putting a whole adult head up! 🤢

I also remember this video. Do not watch."

Am I the only person getting memories of the friends episode where Joey has his head stuck up a turkey's ass?

Must be just me then 🫤

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By *eximus Maximus OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Up North

Can’t beat a big vag

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away


"Can’t beat a big vag "

You working on your spreadsheets again?

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By *eresaAndDanCouple
3 weeks ago

Mansfield

I might say that my wife has the best Vag lol

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By *indsoftimeMan
3 weeks ago

co.antrim

Think some proof pics are needed!@

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By *ickshawedCouple
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Like the Great Wall of China, you can see mine from the moon

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By *nmyknees69Man
3 weeks ago

Rushden


"There are a few massive cun...who no wait you said who has..not who is 🤣🤣"

I bet your pussy has been hammered a few times.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
3 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I don't know, but have been called fucking big cunt before now

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By *nmyknees69Man
3 weeks ago

Rushden


"I might say that my wife has the best Vag lol"

You could say that but you’d be wrong. I could fit half a lambs leg up there. It’s huge. Giving birth for her would be like shelling peas.

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By *outhLondonSmileMan
3 weeks ago

London


"Anyone thats been with big H"

Not around to tell the tale. It’s like the Bermuda Triangle.

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By *ouple2playCouple
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"Do we need to measure with the communal fab cucumber?"

Marrow…

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