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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Has anyone bought a sex toy and realised they made a mistake?

A few months ago I bought "the king Kong vibrator" (14 inch long and 3 inch wide.... Google it), and I can't even get the tip in it's now just sitting in a cupboard.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just don't put it in the toy appeal at Christmas.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Put it in the garden and grow runner beans up it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a rolling pin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol what were you thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a draught excluder

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There's a thread entitled Swap Shop - put on there?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Get it out a Christmas hang fairy lights on it and tell the kids it's a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bought the wand from lovehoney and really wasnt impressed with it.. perhaps i need some attachments. I keep trying it every now and then, but still not keen on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it to beat burglars with.. Well actually just show it to em they'll soon be on their toes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got rid of any jelly type toys that might have phthalates in them. That was a bit of a waste of money. We just have glass, stainless steel and a few silicone ones now. I got out the sewing machines and made a 'set' of velvet bags for them yesterday to keep them clean and from clanking against each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i bought the wand from lovehoney and really wasnt impressed with it.. perhaps i need some attachments. I keep trying it every now and then, but still not keen on it "

Love honey have a really good returns policy.....u might get a refund

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"There's a thread entitled Swap Shop - put on there?"

I've now got an image of Noel Edmonds holding it in his hand..... thanks for that!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There's a thread entitled Swap Shop - put on there?

I've now got an image of Noel Edmonds holding it in his hand..... thanks for that!"

You're welcome. I like to be helpful.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"i bought the wand from lovehoney and really wasnt impressed with it.. perhaps i need some attachments. I keep trying it every now and then, but still not keen on it

Love honey have a really good returns policy.....u might get a refund "

Aye, I think it's a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand them into the local police dog training centre, I'm sure puppies will enjoy playing fetch with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are always plenty of uses. Like other forum uses have said, rolling pins, etc or, in the summer if you are having family around, it's nice to play games in the garden, like hoopla etc

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've taken a pic and uploaded it to my profile....

Looks like one of those annoyed people you see on BBC's Watchdog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm ... I'd be bent over as you tried it out on my ass !!!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"i bought the wand from lovehoney and really wasnt impressed with it.. perhaps i need some attachments. I keep trying it every now and then, but still not keen on it

Love honey have a really good returns policy.....u might get a refund

Aye, I think it's a year"

Yep... Its a year.. even if you just dont like it. Doesnt have to be faulty.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've taken a pic and uploaded it to my profile....

Looks like one of those annoyed people you see on BBC's Watchdog lol"

Waaaaaayyy tooooo biiiiigg for me to even contemplate

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've taken a pic and uploaded it to my profile....

Looks like one of those annoyed people you see on BBC's Watchdog lol"

Lol, A bought me one of those and wrapped it up one Christmas, we played juvenile tricks on each other with it for years....hmm wonder where it is now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a thread entitled Swap Shop - put on there?

I've now got an image of Noel Edmonds holding it in his hand..... thanks for that!"

A bearded cock holding a huge dildo....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"i bought the wand from lovehoney and really wasnt impressed with it.. perhaps i need some attachments. I keep trying it every now and then, but still not keen on it

Love honey have a really good returns policy.....u might get a refund

Aye, I think it's a year

Yep... Its a year.. even if you just dont like it. Doesnt have to be faulty."

They also give you loyalty points for dead toys that you send to them to be recycled.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"i bought the wand from lovehoney and really wasnt impressed with it.. perhaps i need some attachments. I keep trying it every now and then, but still not keen on it "

OMG I have the most amazing multiple orgasms with my wand. I would say it was worth every penny but I won it online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was'nt too impressed with the vibrating love egg that went in ok but then refused to come out without a lot of effort and quite a bit of pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone bought a sex toy and realised they made a mistake?

A few months ago I bought "the king Kong vibrator" (14 inch long and 3 inch wide.... Google it), and I can't even get the tip in it's now just sitting in a cupboard.

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send it to me lol I'll give it a good home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to your local charity shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive one ive never used it was so much bigger than i thought and looked quite harsh so i never bothered

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By *ondonpride69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Go to a fancy dress party as a copper, won't need a truncheon

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Use it to stir your coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use it to stir your coffee"
Cream in your coffee madam?

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Think love honey recycle them, maybe Ann summers? Was on a tv doco

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I might find someone brave enough to take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone bought a sex toy and realised they made a mistake?

A few months ago I bought "the king Kong vibrator" (14 inch long and 3 inch wide.... Google it), and I can't even get the tip in it's now just sitting in a cupboard.

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You could use it as a spare leg for your bed if it ever breaks it sounds sturdy enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone bought a sex toy and realised they made a mistake?

A few months ago I bought "the king Kong vibrator" (14 inch long and 3 inch wide.... Google it), and I can't even get the tip in it's now just sitting in a cupboard.

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I bought the exact same one, I could get about half of it in, but it was too hard and had no flexibility. The internal vibrator was akin to an angry wasp in a matchbox. Very very disappointing. I might get myself another inflatable vibrating butt plug though. That was well worth the money.

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