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Heat wave next week.

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By *aso OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Sheffield

How are you preparing for the heat wave next week, folks? Tell us how you’re going to cool down.

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By *offiacoolWoman
3 weeks ago

Alsager

Not in Scotland it ain't

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

We aren't predicted for anything above 20°. I'll cope. Just.

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By *layfullsamMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull


"How are you preparing for the heat wave next week, folks? Tell us how you’re going to cool down."

Stand in the rain showers that we’ll without doubt get if they’ve predicted a heat wave

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By *aso OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Not in Scotland it ain't "
nae bother!

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

Days on the beach

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

Guess I'll die 🤷‍♂️

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol

I work outdoors...

This time I won't let the heat beat me

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Im doing home renovations so may just die of sweat 😂

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire

I’ve stocked up on Aperol, factor 50 and I’ll dig out a hat.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

Someone needs to check on our resident goth ladies in case any burst into flame.

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford


"I work outdoors...

This time I won't let the heat beat me"

Same here, most people love the heat, i hate it! My work colleagues know not to piss me off when it's hot 😂

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

Summer....best weekend of the year. Might have to take my coat off

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Someone needs to check on our resident goth ladies in case any burst into flame. "

And the natural redheads too....

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Im off so hopefully sprawled out in the garden topping the tan off

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

I'm gonna walk around naked...not sure everyone else at the glamping pods in the Lakes will like it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Summer....best weekend of the year. Might have to take my coat off "

I'm gonna wear my summer hoody

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By *hongman1Man
3 weeks ago

Mansfield


"Im off so hopefully sprawled out in the garden topping the tan off "

Wearing?

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By *hongman1Man
3 weeks ago

Mansfield


"I'm gonna walk around naked...not sure everyone else at the glamping pods in the Lakes will like it though."

Ha! I bet they will

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

I'm going to try out my cooling bed linen 😎

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Im off so hopefully sprawled out in the garden topping the tan off

Wearing? "

If she's topping her tan up I'm guessing a full on onsie

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds


"Someone needs to check on our resident goth ladies in case any burst into flame.

And the natural redheads too...."

Extra care for redheads. It’s not always easy to know if they are in flames though. Oooh your hair looks nice …hang on that’s flames..

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By *offiacoolWoman
3 weeks ago

Alsager


"Im off so hopefully sprawled out in the garden topping the tan off

Wearing?

If she's topping her tan up I'm guessing a full on onsie"

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

Surrey

I'll be naked sunbathing somewhere. At least thats the plan

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Im off so hopefully sprawled out in the garden topping the tan off

Wearing?

If she's topping her tan up I'm guessing a full on onsie

"

I spelt onesie wrong. Or is that wrong? That seems wrong.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I work outdoors...

This time I won't let the heat beat me

Same here, most people love the heat, i hate it! My work colleagues know not to piss me off when it's hot 😂"

I love it up to about 22 degrees.

After that it's just a battle.

Like, nauseous dehydrated scorched death... And there's no escape, you've got a job to do.

Get a wicked arm tan though 😂

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By *homas400Man
3 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo


"Not in Scotland it ain't "

Same in Wales. 😕

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
3 weeks ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS

Preparing? Why do we need to prepare?

Just get plenty of water in and enjoy the sun. I plan on mountain biking all weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Preparing? Why do we need to prepare?

Just get plenty of water in and enjoy the sun. I plan on mountain biking all weekend "

It's England.

Traffic will come to a standstill

People will get 3rd degree burns

Shops will run out of BBQ meat

It's basically the apocalypse

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"I work outdoors...

This time I won't let the heat beat me

Same here, most people love the heat, i hate it! My work colleagues know not to piss me off when it's hot 😂

I love it up to about 22 degrees.

After that it's just a battle.

Like, nauseous dehydrated scorched death... And there's no escape, you've got a job to do.

Get a wicked arm tan though 😂"

Same ,I start melting as soon as it gets 21 /22.

I work outside alot and uniform is thick black workwear .not fun

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By *emorefridaCouple
3 weeks ago

La la land

Hide as much as possible indoors. I feel like might spontaneously combust at temps over 25.

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By *unkissedYorkieMan
3 weeks ago

BRADFORD/LEEDS


"Preparing? Why do we need to prepare?

Just get plenty of water in and enjoy the sun. I plan on mountain biking all weekend

It's England.

Traffic will come to a standstill

People will get 3rd degree burns

Shops will run out of BBQ meat

It's basically the apocalypse

"

Haha not really just get to the shop early as people tend to shop later in the day.

3rd degree? That a bit excessive haha. 1st degree at most

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield


"Summer....best weekend of the year. Might have to take my coat off

I'm gonna wear my summer hoody"

I bet it's the old one which has been tumble dried to death and is wafr thin. Mine is my hangover hoody

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

Let’s face it. We’re all gonna die*.

*inside.

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield


"Hide as much as possible indoors. I feel like might spontaneously combust at temps over 25."

I propose running a bath and sitting in it all weekend . Just to be safe. If you keep sending naked wet soapy pics to help every hour I can keep tabs on you...fir safety purposes ...honest

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By *londie 999Woman
3 weeks ago

staffs


"Preparing? Why do we need to prepare?

Just get plenty of water in and enjoy the sun. I plan on mountain biking all weekend

It's England.

Traffic will come to a standstill

People will get 3rd degree burns

Shops will run out of BBQ meat

It's basically the apocalypse

"

don’t forget the hosepipe ban!

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

....at which point do we panic buy bread cakes and BBQ meat

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"....at which point do we panic buy bread cakes and BBQ meat "

Bread cakes?

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"Preparing? Why do we need to prepare?

Just get plenty of water in and enjoy the sun. I plan on mountain biking all weekend

It's England.

Traffic will come to a standstill

People will get 3rd degree burns

Shops will run out of BBQ meat

It's basically the apocalypse

don’t forget the hosepipe ban!"

And the trains being cancelled because the tracks are too hot

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"....at which point do we panic buy bread cakes and BBQ meat

Bread cakes?"

I think he means a cob

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"....at which point do we panic buy bread cakes and BBQ meat

Bread cakes?

I think he means a cob"

Corn?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"....at which point do we panic buy bread cakes and BBQ meat

Bread cakes?

I think he means a cob"

Don't do that to me Joe...

You know what it's called

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"....at which point do we panic buy bread cakes and BBQ meat

Bread cakes?

I think he means a cob

Don't do that to me Joe...

You know what it's called "

Hey, you're the one who wanted to start a civil war!

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By *londie 999Woman
3 weeks ago

staffs


"....at which point do we panic buy bread cakes and BBQ meat

Bread cakes?

I think he means a cob

Don't do that to me Joe...

You know what it's called

Hey, you're the one who wanted to start a civil war!"

I’m with you on this one Joe , but _hinstrap probably did mean bread … Sheffield 🤷🏼‍♀️😉

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

Central

I hate the heat too. I'll spend some time in places with Aircon, do less and stay hydrated

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you're really desperate (and can do it), sticking your feet in a bucket of cold water is remarkably effective.

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield


"....at which point do we panic buy bread cakes and BBQ meat

Bread cakes?

I think he means a cob

Don't do that to me Joe...

You know what it's called

Hey, you're the one who wanted to start a civil war!

I’m with you on this one Joe , but _hinstrap probably did mean bread … Sheffield 🤷🏼‍♀️😉"

Cob barm bread cakes what ever..do we have to buy them now or wait for the purge alert

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Boogie night's...

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

I’ll probably stick up the hot tub and regret it when the kids won’t stop splashing and I’m trying to protect a Prosecco.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"....at which point do we panic buy bread cakes and BBQ meat

Bread cakes?

I think he means a cob

Don't do that to me Joe...

You know what it's called

Hey, you're the one who wanted to start a civil war!"

War is never the answer.

But, buns are.

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By *ove269Man
3 weeks ago

thistown

I’ll stick the airconditioning on,

If anyone would like a price for airconditioning feel free to message 😎

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By *aso OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Sheffield

I will probably be very horny all week and we’ll carry on wanking to cool down 💦

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

I'm going to enjoy it whilst it lasts and get a lot of garden jobs done..

Then moan like fuck at night, complaining that I can't sleep cos it's too hot.

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm going to enjoy it whilst it lasts and get a lot of garden jobs done..

Then moan like fuck at night, complaining that I can't sleep cos it's too hot. "

Close windows during the day and open them after sunset. Makes a big difference.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"How are you preparing for the heat wave next week..."

I'm keeping all the windows covered, staying indoors and reminiscing about last year's Åutumn and looking forward to this year's Åutumnal months.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I'm going to enjoy it whilst it lasts and get a lot of garden jobs done..

Then moan like fuck at night, complaining that I can't sleep cos it's too hot.

Close windows during the day and open them after sunset. Makes a big difference."

I kept the windows and curtains closed last 'summer'. It does make a big difference!

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

im going to let the sun beat down on me, i will be golden brown

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By *ecky and justCouple
3 weeks ago

Godalming

Amazing how what is now declared a heatwave we used to just call summer…

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"im going to let the sun beat down on me, i will be golden brown "

We will need proof Dave

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"....at which point do we panic buy bread cakes and BBQ meat

Bread cakes?

I think he means a cob

Don't do that to me Joe...

You know what it's called

Hey, you're the one who wanted to start a civil war!

War is never the answer.

But, buns are."

Soft, squeezable buns would bring world peace 🤤

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

I will just stay in bed with the windows open and curtains drawn

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By *esigned_For_FunWoman
3 weeks ago

wherever I am. ;)

Nudist spa....

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By *aso OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I will just stay in bed with the windows open and curtains drawn"
I'm devastated we're not neighbours!

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
3 weeks ago

Horley

I’ll pop in to Iceland, during that half-hour

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By *laws and PawsCouple
3 weeks ago

South East

We’re going to a naturist campsite…

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Ok it's getting too hot now, I'm burning up

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By *aso OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Sheffield


"Ok it's getting too hot now, I'm burning up"
🚒

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

Plenty of sunscreen and aloe vera lotion for the evenings. Loose, baggy, comfortable clothing. Sunglasses. Water. Comfortable trainers.

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By *eekyTattsCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Tyne and Wear

We're both off next week so hopefully leads to some outdoor sex.

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By *issmorganWoman
3 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Typical, it's going to be 29 here Monday and I'm working a long day🥵, it's cooler after that again.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"Someone needs to check on our resident goth ladies in case any burst into flame. "

It's a distinct possibility 😅 got the factor 50 and a gel ice pack in the freezer.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 weeks ago

London

I've bought spf 30. And ice cream. Lots of ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Buying a smaller bikini

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Just got home from a fairly backbreaking landscaping job...

Caught the sun a bit.

Now just dying in the garden with a bucket full of ice and beers next to me now x

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By *lackadderMan
3 weeks ago

Eastbourne

I intend to take full advantage and get my kit off as much as possible…

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