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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Do you think you could pick out your own chap or flaps from a picture collage of just those bits? Let’s assume there are 100 pictures, all of naked people the same skin colour as you.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

Yeah, I’d recognise cervix-bruiser thrust weapon anywhere

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

Surrey

Mine is very recognisable as it is pierced, so yes, I reckon i could pick it out of a collage

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By *wcoMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands

To be honest, I'd probably just claim someone else's as mine.

Yeah that's mine, that big one, three from the end.

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol

I don't know but happy to let you out mine in a collage and we'll find out 😄👍

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"To be honest, I'd probably just claim someone else's as mine.

Yeah that's mine, that big one, three from the end. "

Haha nice 👍

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"To be honest, I'd probably just claim someone else's as mine.

Yeah that's mine, that big one, three from the end. "

Spat my drink out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

Felix, set up a ‘guess the cock owner’ thread game

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Yeah, I’d recognise cervix-bruiser thrust weapon anywhere "

Jesus 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Felix, set up a ‘guess the cock owner’ thread game "

It’s a good thought but not sure how we could do it - everyone’s profile name would be next to their pic. Any ideas?

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By *ingle12Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

Id like to try

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By *ulldog_71Man
3 weeks ago

Sedgefield

It would be easy just pick the smallest there

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Felix, set up a ‘guess the cock owner’ thread game

It’s a good thought but not sure how we could do it - everyone’s profile name would be next to their pic. Any ideas?"

We all send the pics to Mrs Wolves who posts each cock as her profile pic for 10 minutes

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

Surrey

I'm sure there was a formite who was collating dick pics for a picture, or a book...

I want to say LittleBird or LadyBugs or maybe it was someone else since departed like Midnight🤷‍♂️ It was awhile ago

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By *Velvet-TouchMan
3 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Do you think you could pick out your own chap or flaps from a picture collage of just those bits? Let’s assume there are 100 pictures, all of naked people the same skin colour as you."

I was chatting to a girl a while ago, using a different app before we exchanged any pictures.

I sent her a collage of 20 Dick Pics, 1 of mine and an assortment of others big, small, cut and uncut.

Then I asked her to pick her favourite 3. She eliminated 17, while giving her reasons for each.

I made the top 3 but didn’t reveal the answer to her until much later in our friendship.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Felix, set up a ‘guess the cock owner’ thread game

It’s a good thought but not sure how we could do it - everyone’s profile name would be next to their pic. Any ideas?

We all send the pics to Mrs Wolves who posts each cock as her profile pic for 10 minutes "

Good idea but fingers crossed it’s Mr on forum duty tonight. Bombard him!

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

Which POV are the snapshots taken from?

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Which POV are the snapshots taken from? "
believe me, fore-shortening is the bane of selfies.

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Which POV are the snapshots taken from? "

Pov from the iss

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Felix, set up a ‘guess the cock owner’ thread game

It’s a good thought but not sure how we could do it - everyone’s profile name would be next to their pic. Any ideas?

We all send the pics to Mrs Wolves who posts each cock as her profile pic for 10 minutes "

I would too!

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Which POV are the snapshots taken from? "

Straight on at the same level. Your flaps would be front and centre

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Nope I didn't look at them enough. Though saying that I'm not sure I could pick out my own hand from a picture of several.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Felix, set up a ‘guess the cock owner’ thread game

It’s a good thought but not sure how we could do it - everyone’s profile name would be next to their pic. Any ideas?

We all send the pics to Mrs Wolves who posts each cock as her profile pic for 10 minutes

I would too!"

Erect or….er….not yet erect?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Get yer cocks in lads 💌

I mean ..erm..

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Which POV are the snapshots taken from?

Straight on at the same level. Your flaps would be front and centre "

in ya face, type of thing.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Felix, set up a ‘guess the cock owner’ thread game

It’s a good thought but not sure how we could do it - everyone’s profile name would be next to their pic. Any ideas?

We all send the pics to Mrs Wolves who posts each cock as her profile pic for 10 minutes

I would too!

Erect or….er….not yet erect?"

They all have to be erect. No cheating by sending a floppy one

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Felix, set up a ‘guess the cock owner’ thread game

It’s a good thought but not sure how we could do it - everyone’s profile name would be next to their pic. Any ideas?

We all send the pics to Mrs Wolves who posts each cock as her profile pic for 10 minutes

I would too!

Erect or….er….not yet erect?

They all have to be erect. No cheating by sending a floppy one "

Oops

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Felix, set up a ‘guess the cock owner’ thread game

It’s a good thought but not sure how we could do it - everyone’s profile name would be next to their pic. Any ideas?

We all send the pics to Mrs Wolves who posts each cock as her profile pic for 10 minutes

I would too!

Erect or….er….not yet erect?

They all have to be erect. No cheating by sending a floppy one "

Dam I was just going to take a pic of a big floppy dildo

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

I'd have better luck identifying the cock of the person I was on/off seeing for awhile than I would be to identify my own parts 😬

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Which POV are the snapshots taken from?

Straight on at the same level. Your flaps would be front and centre "

Great, i was hoping that would be the case. Yes, i would. I have a scar close to the outer flappage.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol

We'd all have to send our dick pics to an impartial moderator.

They will create an almighty collage of cock, say... Ten penises to a picture, each on numbered.

The only issue with this is that we'd all recognise the dick pic we sent off 🤔

Okay... How about this?

Every man willing to participate will say they're "in"

Our impartial moderator will go through and screenshot a dick pic of their choice from the participants, crop all the images and then collate them together as per my suggestion above

Then the game begins 😃

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

I’m not willing to sort the foof pics, but send them to me anyway.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

First cock is pending ..

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Which POV are the snapshots taken from?

Straight on at the same level. Your flaps would be front and centre

Great, i was hoping that would be the case. Yes, i would. I have a scar close to the outer flappage. "

. Oooh! How cool is that?

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Yeah I’d spot them

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"First cock is bending .."

I thought you said erect?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Maybe I should have waited for more and done a bigger collage 🫣

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"We'd all have to send our dick pics to an impartial moderator.

They will create an almighty collage of cock, say... Ten penises to a picture, each on numbered.

The only issue with this is that we'd all recognise the dick pic we sent off 🤔

Okay... How about this?

Every man willing to participate will say they're "in"

Our impartial moderator will go through and screenshot a dick pic of their choice from the participants, crop all the images and then collate them together as per my suggestion above

Then the game begins 😃"

Either that or you and I could take a month off work and go round photographing Fabbers’ junk.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"First cock is bending ..

I thought you said erect? "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"We'd all have to send our dick pics to an impartial moderator.

They will create an almighty collage of cock, say... Ten penises to a picture, each on numbered.

The only issue with this is that we'd all recognise the dick pic we sent off 🤔

Okay... How about this?

Every man willing to participate will say they're "in"

Our impartial moderator will go through and screenshot a dick pic of their choice from the participants, crop all the images and then collate them together as per my suggestion above

Then the game begins 😃

Either that or you and I could take a month off work and go round photographing Fabbers’ junk. "

If they pay us I'm game for that

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Which POV are the snapshots taken from?

Straight on at the same level. Your flaps would be front and centre

Great, i was hoping that would be the case. Yes, i would. I have a scar close to the outer flappage. "

Cheat!! Was that a man with a particularly pointy Percy?

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By *abulincsCouple
3 weeks ago

near a bridge

I’d know mine out of a million easily as have scar tissue from power tool accident

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By *estofbothCouple
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

I’ll just look for the tattoo!

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

And don’t enlarge Felix’s just cos you fancy him. Rules is rules.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I’d know mine out of a million easily as have scar tissue from power tool accident "

Fucking OUCH!!!! 🫣🫢

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh for sure.

I am very familiar with it 💜

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’d know mine out of a million easily as have scar tissue from power tool accident "

What the fuck did you do!?

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"I’d know mine out of a million easily as have scar tissue from power tool accident "

Scars are awesome

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By *irm40Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Yes definitely id recognise my life long best friend anywhere

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Which POV are the snapshots taken from?

Straight on at the same level. Your flaps would be front and centre

Great, i was hoping that would be the case. Yes, i would. I have a scar close to the outer flappage.

Cheat!! Was that a man with a particularly pointy Percy? "

Barbed wire. I'm just glad the bat cave went unscathed!

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Which POV are the snapshots taken from?

Straight on at the same level. Your flaps would be front and centre

Great, i was hoping that would be the case. Yes, i would. I have a scar close to the outer flappage.

Cheat!! Was that a man with a particularly pointy Percy?

Barbed wire. I'm just glad the bat cave went unscathed! "

😆😆😆 Well I won’t kink shame….

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣"

It’s not mine but it’s a beauty!

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣"

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

It’s not mine but it’s a beauty!"

Is that one blokes or 2?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures. "

Maybe it should be a game of Guess Who

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By *abulincsCouple
3 weeks ago

near a bridge


"I’d know mine out of a million easily as have scar tissue from power tool accident

Fucking OUCH!!!! 🫣🫢"

You could say and left us in relems of ladies are not interested in playing with me as a consequence even though totally harmless

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol

I'm in , but someone needs to figure out the rules 🤣

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures.

Maybe it should be a game of Guess Who"

Please don't tell me that your pfp is entries? 🤣🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Think we need a new thread called Guess The Penis. 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures.

Maybe it should be a game of Guess Who

Please don't tell me that your pfp is entries? 🤣🤣🤣"

It is. Our inbox has never been so colorful

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures.

Maybe it should be a game of Guess Who"

BrightonSteve

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures.

Maybe it should be a game of Guess Who

BrightonSteve"

You win. Can I pull it off now?

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures.

Maybe it should be a game of Guess Who

BrightonSteve

You win. Can I pull it off now?"

Waheyyyyyyy!!! 😆

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures.

Maybe it should be a game of Guess Who

BrightonSteve

You win. Can I pull it off now?"

Ooh! Matron! Yeah that was my cock(s)

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures.

Maybe it should be a game of Guess Who

BrightonSteve"

That was suspiciously quick!

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures.

Maybe it should be a game of Guess Who

BrightonSteve

That was suspiciously quick! "

👀

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland

Do another do another!

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"This ain't gonna work. If you've sent me the pic, you're sure recognise it 🤣

I was thinking this. And i ain't volunteering to fluff all of them up and take pictures.

Maybe it should be a game of Guess Who

BrightonSteve

You win. Can I pull it off now?

Ooh! Matron! Yeah that was my cock(s) "

Kudos Steve 👍

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Do another do another! "
yeah NEXT!!

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By *wcoMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands


"I’d know mine out of a million easily as have scar tissue from power tool accident "

A hoover is not a power tool.

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Yeah I think i could

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’d know mine out of a million easily as have scar tissue from power tool accident

A hoover is not a power tool."

🤣🤣

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Do another do another! yeah NEXT!! "

I never had the chance to investigate. Ronnin was too quick.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"I’m not willing to sort the foof pics, but send them to me anyway. "

Please be quick, my edging skills are naff.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Do another do another! yeah NEXT!!

I never had the chance to investigate. Ronnin was too quick. "

they always say that.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Roll up, roll up, get yer cock in my box

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Do another do another! yeah NEXT!!

I never had the chance to investigate. Ronnin was too quick. they always say that. "

😔

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Roll up, roll up, get yer cock in my box "

Something you never thought you'd say 🤣

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

I’m waiting for the next one. Baited breath. Panting with excitement.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

Wow. This is something…..

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Wow. This is something….. "
i haven’t sent it?! *confused*

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Wow. This is something….. "

A perfect example of why I should never read a thread from the bottom up. WTF is going on 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Roll up, roll up, get yer cock in my box

Something you never thought you'd say 🤣"

I know 🤣🤣🤣

Next one pending. Definitely not bending

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Wow. This is something…..

A perfect example of why I should never read a thread from the bottom up. WTF is going on 🤣🤣"

MrsW changed her pfp to Brighton Steve's cock. Not sure what idiot came up with the idea 👀

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Roll up, roll up, get yer cock in my box

Something you never thought you'd say 🤣

I know 🤣🤣🤣

Next one pending. Definitely not bending "

I'm excited!

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Wow. This is something…..

A perfect example of why I should never read a thread from the bottom up. WTF is going on 🤣🤣

MrsW changed her pfp to Brighton Steve's cock. Not sure what idiot came up with the idea 👀 "

They got 3 invites on the back of that, mate

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

This game 🤣🤣🤣

I could recognise our own I recon but I’m not sure others would. Ronin hasn’t inspected them enough 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

It's..erm...UP

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Roll up, roll up, get yer cock in my box

Something you never thought you'd say 🤣

I know 🤣🤣🤣

Next one pending. Definitely not bending

I'm excited! "

ooh! In that case, I’m doing a sort of sub-genre minigame whereby ladies send me photos of their foo-foos

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"It's..erm...UP"
blimey! Felix?

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"This game 🤣🤣🤣

I could recognise our own I recon but I’m not sure others would. Ronin hasn’t inspected them enough 🤣🤣"

🤷

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"It's..erm...UP blimey! Felix? "

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"It's..erm...UP"

Devilinyou?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"It's..erm...UP

Devilinyou?"

Yay!!!!

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"It's..erm...UP

Devilinyou?

Yay!!!! "

Ohh yeaaahhhh 😎

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"It's..erm...UP

Devilinyou?"

I'm a little disconcerted you got that so quick, I could have swore I've not sent you my pics

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria


"It's..erm...UP

Devilinyou?

Yay!!!!

Ohh yeaaahhhh 😎"

Well done! Pervert 😂😅

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"It's..erm...UP blimey! Felix? "

I wish! That’s a corker - well done to the grower.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Ladies ease feel free to take a cock for the team 🤪🤪

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Ladies ease feel free to take a cock for the team 🤪🤪"

Please*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

I wouldnt recognize mine as i never look at it

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"It's..erm...UP

Devilinyou?

I'm a little disconcerted you got that so quick, I could have swore I've not sent you my pics"

high 5

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ladies ease feel free to take a cock for the team 🤪🤪"

Ah the Moto of my Alma Mater

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"It's..erm...UP

Devilinyou?

I'm a little disconcerted you got that so quick, I could have swore I've not sent you my pics high 5 "

Lol Eiffel tower Steve ✋

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Ladies ease feel free to take a cock for the team 🤪🤪

Please*"

You can just choose not to do it

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"It's..erm...UP

Devilinyou?

I'm a little disconcerted you got that so quick, I could have swore I've not sent you my pics"

You haven't. I'm just a little weird

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"It's..erm...UP

Devilinyou?

Yay!!!!

Ohh yeaaahhhh 😎

Well done! Pervert 😂😅"

Knew it would come in handy 😏

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Ladies ease feel free to take a cock for the team 🤪🤪

Please*

You can just choose not to do it "

Now ya tell me after kindly volunteering me 🤣🤣

I'm good...it's a good laugh

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham


"Ladies ease feel free to take a cock for the team 🤪🤪

Please*

You can just choose not to do it

Now ya tell me after kindly volunteering me 🤣🤣

I'm good...it's a good laugh "

I didn't think you'd actually do it 😂

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"It's..erm...UP

Devilinyou?

I'm a little disconcerted you got that so quick, I could have swore I've not sent you my pics

You haven't. I'm just a little weird "

Well kudos that's a very specific skill you have lol

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Ladies ease feel free to take a cock for the team 🤪🤪

Please*

You can just choose not to do it

Now ya tell me after kindly volunteering me 🤣🤣

I'm good...it's a good laugh

I didn't think you'd actually do it 😂 "

And that's the reason why I did

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

Next one? We can’t go 175 with only 2 cocks!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Next one please.

Someones just asked to wank over my silhouette. I'm quite offended 😂😂

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

I think I'd be able to recognise my own foof,il pass on the taking a pic of it though

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Next one please.

Someones just asked to wank over my silhouette. I'm quite offended 😂😂"

It is one of the best silhouettes I've seen

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"I think I'd be able to recognise my own foof,il pass on the taking a pic of it though "
you can pass it on to me.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I think I'd be able to recognise my own foof,il pass on the taking a pic of it though "

I have pics, I only send them to Rex

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Next one please.

Someones just asked to wank over my silhouette. I'm quite offended 😂😂"

Maybe he meant your chalk outline….. 😳😵

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London

Would I recognise my own sausage?

From another angle, probably not. I've only ever seen it from this angle...

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By *ccasional.coupleCouple
3 weeks ago

midlands, but travel to clubs

Spoke to a few couples about our next trip to chams, saying about get a few ladies in the glory hole, and play guess the cock. Get it wrong, give it a suck, guess right, all the other ladies give it a suck

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"I think I'd be able to recognise my own foof,il pass on the taking a pic of it though you can pass it on to me. "

Even you Stevie lad wouldn't get a pic of my foof,real life viewing only

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"I think I'd be able to recognise my own foof,il pass on the taking a pic of it though

I have pics, I only send them to Rex"

But does Rex send them on?

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆"

Pumpkin!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!"

The pervert wins again! 🏆

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!"

Dam your good,there has to be some sort of prize for effy on this?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!"

Was hope for a little more umming and ahhhing 😂

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!

Was hope for a little more umming and ahhhing 😂"

You made the mistake of leaving the lingerie in silly 😉

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!

The pervert wins again! 🏆"

how?!

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!"

Jesus, Effy! You’re like a penis savant 😆

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!

Was hope for a little more umming and ahhhing 😂

You made the mistake of leaving the lingerie in silly 😉"

Well I knew no one would get it in my man mode 😂

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!

Jesus, Effy! You’re like a penis savant 😆"

I'm off to change my answer in the 'Average' thread 😌

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By *essTTWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Absolutely

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!

Jesus, Effy! You’re like a penis savant 😆

I'm off to change my answer in the 'Average' thread 😌"

🤣🤣

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!

Jesus, Effy! You’re like a penis savant 😆

I'm off to change my answer in the 'Average' thread 😌"

“Excels in identifying a cock at 50 paces”

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!

Jesus, Effy! You’re like a penis savant 😆

I'm off to change my answer in the 'Average' thread 😌

“Excels in identifying a cock at 50 paces”"

and I thought masturbating made one blind

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!

Jesus, Effy! You’re like a penis savant 😆

I'm off to change my answer in the 'Average' thread 😌

“Excels in identifying a cock at 50 paces” and I thought masturbating made one blind "

20/20 vision babyyyy.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Aaaaaand we're back 🍆

Pumpkin!

Jesus, Effy! You’re like a penis savant 😆

I'm off to change my answer in the 'Average' thread 😌

“Excels in identifying a cock at 50 paces” and I thought masturbating made one blind

20/20 vision babyyyy."

Disappointed it wasn’t at least a little blurry

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By *iver78Man
3 weeks ago

barton upon humber

Easy , Mines got a tattoo

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

Yeah, I reckon I could considering I see it every day. Multiple times, even!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

I think this forum has seen quite enough of my cock. 🫣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

I think I'm done with cocks now but thanks for the giggle

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I think I'm done with cocks now but thanks for the giggle "

You mean women on fab don’t like cock pics in their inbox? This is new information.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I think I'm done with cocks now but thanks for the giggle "

Thank you for being a good sport 👏

Your bum is much nicer than all those unsightly dongs 👍

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

I could pick out MRS AC foof, blindfolded, hands tied and just my tongue to guide me. No problem at all.

MR AC

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

I miss all the fun

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I miss all the fun"

Nooooo, you just have to send everyone pictures of your hoohoo

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I miss all the fun"
Brighton Steve can fill you in... Wait that sounds wrong....can catch you up

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

I'd know TheHusbands and TheBFs but not my own

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By *moothdickMan
3 weeks ago

stoke

Knowing how daft I am I’d more than likely pick a cut one out

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I think I'm done with cocks now but thanks for the giggle

You mean women on fab don’t like cock pics in their inbox? This is new information."

Who'da thunk it huh

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria


"I could pick out MRS AC foof, blindfolded, hands tied and just my tongue to guide me. No problem at all.

MR AC"

We should test this at a club 😏

Mrs

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"I think I'm done with cocks now but thanks for the giggle

Thank you for being a good sport 👏

Your bum is much nicer than all those unsightly dongs 👍"

Thank you and my pleasure 🤣🤣🤣😘

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"I miss all the fun

Nooooo, you just have to send everyone pictures of your hoohoo "

Ha ha last time I did that it didn't go well

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By *tormQueenWoman
3 weeks ago

All over the place


"I'm sure there was a formite who was collating dick pics for a picture, or a book...

I want to say LittleBird or LadyBugs or maybe it was someone else since departed like Midnight🤷‍♂️ It was awhile ago"

Lb is papering her downstairs toilet with cocks

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I'm sure there was a formite who was collating dick pics for a picture, or a book...

I want to say LittleBird or LadyBugs or maybe it was someone else since departed like Midnight🤷‍♂️ It was awhile ago

Lb is papering her downstairs toilet with cocks"

Some of them are pictures

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"I'm sure there was a formite who was collating dick pics for a picture, or a book...

I want to say LittleBird or LadyBugs or maybe it was someone else since departed like Midnight🤷‍♂️ It was awhile ago

Lb is papering her downstairs toilet with cocks

Some of them are pictures"

home made glue

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I'm sure there was a formite who was collating dick pics for a picture, or a book...

I want to say LittleBird or LadyBugs or maybe it was someone else since departed like Midnight🤷‍♂️ It was awhile ago

Lb is papering her downstairs toilet with cocks

Some of them are pictures home made glue"

Wow, now that’s sadism - making a man produce his own ‘glue’ before severing the poor little chap.

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By *tormQueenWoman
3 weeks ago

All over the place


"I'm sure there was a formite who was collating dick pics for a picture, or a book...

I want to say LittleBird or LadyBugs or maybe it was someone else since departed like Midnight🤷‍♂️ It was awhile ago

Lb is papering her downstairs toilet with cocks

Some of them are pictures home made glue

Wow, now that’s sadism - making a man produce his own ‘glue’ before severing the poor little chap. "

LB makes her own rules 😁

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Just logged on, reading messages

WTF

Can we do flaps next

Mr 🐺

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Just logged on, reading messages

WTF

Can we do flaps next

Mr 🐺 "

I ,2nd that Mr wolf

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

Id like to think I could. Maybe I'd go cock blind and they all look sane after a while

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By *Effy-Woman
3 weeks ago

Scotland


"I'm sure there was a formite who was collating dick pics for a picture, or a book...

I want to say LittleBird or LadyBugs or maybe it was someone else since departed like Midnight🤷‍♂️ It was awhile ago"

Definitely wasn't me...

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm sure there was a formite who was collating dick pics for a picture, or a book...

I want to say LittleBird or LadyBugs or maybe it was someone else since departed like Midnight🤷‍♂️ It was awhile ago

Definitely wasn't me..."

👀👀👀👀👀

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By *im le2Man
3 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

Depends if it's hard or soft.

I don't really know because I only see it from above.

Plus you would need two collages one for cut and one for uncut.

To be honest if soft I don't think I would.

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Depends if it's hard or soft.

I don't really know because I only see it from above.

Plus you would need two collages one for cut and one for uncut.

To be honest if soft I don't think I would. "

I did. Brazen. No shame.

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By *WB85Man
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

100% I'd definitely know my penis.

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By *olin22Man
3 weeks ago

washington

Yes small with a white birthmark on my cock deffo

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